That one killed me!!!!!

Pretty much.

For me, twenty years ago is still 1980.

and do not care who hates me so much anymore, best thing of beeing in your thirties

*Answers phone and presses 0. It's actually a person.*

My goal is to be the "bad one" in the nursing home. I haven"t made a decision on biting, but throwing things is a definite!

Please update us in your 40’s :-D

40's - makes a dress out of cat hair

Or you go to WebMD every time you sneeze

yeah and while i am in that kitchen let me just stack the dishwasher...

Holy c**p...that's depressing... (mostly because it's true)

and if you have kids and get to go shopping on your own, it counts as a holiday.

Oh my god...I can't stop laughing at this one...

same here girl! same here!

i less money now then back in my teenage years. *cries

when you do the dishes and the laundry and clean the bunnies cage and make your own appointments

...and you're so glad you didn't marry them...

or sliding out on the legos into an unvoluntary split.

I love my body for its desire for Pizza!

I'm just glad I don't charged rent for being there so much!

you just need a slight change in your definition of productive. organizing anything is a win, and hey -- at least you woke up in between naps.

In you 40s: #NetflixAndChill = Watching Netflix and falling asleep on the couch during a movie.

Really? Really? Really?

star wars bag FTW

Sounds like you have life figured out.

S**t... This is true :DD

Oh, come on. What about when you hit 40? 50? 60? 70? etc.

You're thinking too much... You are either in your early 20s, or you will never loosing up.

My 92 year old grandmother told me she's still trying to figure all this c**p out-nothing changes except your pant-size.

nope, it's too "spicy"

Priorities.

God, I love this one..!

Going to a new store for me is like travelling. So many cool new things to see, keep comparing it all to "home" and all the prices are usually surprising (for better or for worse).

I get excited about DST especially when we spring forward an hour which is coming soon (yay!). I HATE when we fall back an hour though.

I stopped wearing those in fear of younger people making fun of me like I used to do to 30 somethings.

... and I wasn't.

Does anyone know what book this is? The eccentric chapter names make me think of the Johannes Cabal Necromancer series... Okay, I just found it. It's a YA series: "How to Betray A Dragon’s Hero" by Cressida Cowell. Looks like fun.

That's because our dopamine levels have settled down so we don't take risks without thinking about consequences (which is the reason why many teens and young adults do stupid things).

And when you deliberately hang around listening until the end of the song

Mine usually involve doing my job much faster than expected and having time to chill, saving some money on groceries with discounts and actually getting any cleaning done.

I continue to kill plants, yet, somehow, my children continue to survive

Life could be rewarding in other ways.

True story

This speaks volumes!

A Dramamine before bed prevents hangovers. It also cures them.

Accurate. I remember wedding after parties that went on for hours. Now the wedding isn't over and people are preordering dominos.

Pretty sure those new things tried in 20s made to the list of "Problems and things I will never enjoy" in 30s.

You had me singing!

I started teaching in a new school and the first thing I did was map out all the bathrooms. Never dealt with this kind of anxiety before.

Accurate