Are you off to the beach and are in dire need of some good beach puns? If so, you’ve come to the right place. Whether it’s to annoy your family members and friends while soaking in the sun, or you just need some funny beach captions for Instagram, you just can’t go wrong with this handpicked collection of eye-rolling puns.
A beach holiday can be a number of things, it can involve the sea, the ocean, fancy resorts, or just cozy getaways to nature, with no cellphone in sight, free of the hands of social media. Though, if you want to share your skin-tanning experiences with your friends and followers, that’s absolutely fine too! Just make sure to use liquid protection for your devices, as some of these water puns can easily go through the thickest of layers.
With no further ado, take a deep dive into these breathtaking beach jokes and holiday puns, take a swim through, let us know which of these made you crack up the most, and feel free to add to the list in the comments. Happy tanning!
Call me shellfish, but I don’t like sharing.
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At the beach, every day is sun-day.
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Life is better in sandals; that’s one opinion I will never flip-flop on.
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Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here.
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Life’s a beach, but don’t let yourself get tide down.
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That beach pun was so bad, I’m going to have to con-fish-cate it.
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Shell yeah, it’s summer time!
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Surf-vival of the fittest.
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Race you to the sand? Beach ya to it.
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Tell you my favorite beach? It’s really to be so Pacific.
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Don’t call me while I’m at the beach: I’m sun-screening my calls.
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Chilling at the beach: my life porpoise.
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Hey, water you doing later?
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When I’m feeling crabby, I can always count on the beach to make me come out of my shell.
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Please excuse my resting beach face.
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It feels good to be a little shellfish sometimes.
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Let the waves hit your feet and the sand be your seat.
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Don’t worry, beach happy!
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Did you splash me on porpoise?
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My favorite wine? Crab-ernet noir.
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If I hear one more bad beach pun, I’m going to have a sea-sure.
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Carpe diem: it means seas the day.
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I’ve been wading for someone like you.
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You have to sand it to me, I’m brilliant at beach puns.
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Is that superman or is that Shark Kent?
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Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red.
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I’m not shore about this…
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I’ve got a great oppor-tuna-ty.
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I forgot to put sunscreen on my face, now minnows is sunburned!
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Beach lover? Gill-ty as charged.
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Tis the sea-son to be jolly.
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It’ll be our little sea-cret.
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I have a sense of urgen-sea to get to the beach.
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I think I shell in love with you.
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Excuse me, are you shingle?
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This might be crazy, but should we tide the knot?
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I think we’re mermaid to be together.
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Whale, hello there, you.
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I fish we had more time together.
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I wanna be Moray than just a friend.
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Are you Cinderella? Because I think I found your glass flipper.
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My beach puns are shell-areas!
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You’re very spe-shell to me.
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This beach is out-sanding.
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Put some good dunes on.
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You’re looking so-fish-ticated in that new bathing suit!
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They have a great friend-ship.
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All’s seafare in love and war.
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This beautiful beach is making me emoceanal.
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The only BS I need in my life is: beach and sunshine.
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Nobody likes a shady beach.
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How are you feeling today? I’m fin-tastic!
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Girls just wanna have sun.
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Don’t get salty with me!
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It’s not my salt you got burned!
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I’m a crazy son of a beach, but you love me anyway.
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I try to avoid pier pressure and just do my own thing.
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Things are not always as they ap-pier.
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Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
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Hello there, buoys and gulls!
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I’m feeling em-ocean-al today.
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Beach, don’t krill my vibe.
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Swimmer down now, no point being angry!
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Living my mermaid fin-tasy!
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I reel-y love the beach.
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I’ve got no fin left to give!
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Do you have a fish-ue with me?
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I find the ocean really crab-tivating!
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Can you crab me more sunscreen?
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I cut myself at the beach. I think I need a sturgeon.
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My favorite type of music is orca-stra.
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Currently octo-pied sitting on the beach!
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He’s shrimp-ing my style.
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Beach days are very shrimportant.
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We dolphin-ately need more beach time.
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Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.
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I’ve been herring rumors about this beautiful beach…
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I manta apply more sunscreen, but I forgot!
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I’m hooked on an eel-ing, high on believing…
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When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-moray!
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This is sardinely an excellent fish pun, no?
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Can I make a quick lobster-vation?
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It’s a ferry beautiful day.
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We should go oar we’ll be late.
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I’m a-boat to call it a day.
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There’s a sail going on!
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I get a rush of en-dolphins just looking at you.
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Pleased to meet your aqua-intance.
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Shell-ebrate good times, come on!
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I’m so tired — think it’s time for me to conch out for a nap.
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I’m coconuts about you.
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I’ll never get Bora Bora’d at the beach.
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I stayed up all night to sea where the sun went.
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My day at the seaside got a bit out of sand.
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My beach puns deserve a sanding ovation.
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Feeling fine and sandy.
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I’m just coasting along this summer.
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There’s nothing like a day at the beach to buoy your spirits.
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Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.
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Living like a Hollywood starfish!
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Hard out here for a shrimp.
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The sound of the waves has such a palming effect.
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Take it with a grain of sand.
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If you’re happy and you know it clap your sands.
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Sunscreen-er questions.
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I’ll have the sea-sar salad.
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All I need is the salt in my hair and the sand between my toes.
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Time for a shell-ebration! Check out these rock puns for more punny laughs.
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My shell's expiration date has passed.
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Beach had better take all my money!
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Being at the beach makes me happy as a clam.
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It’s ship to be square.
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What does an umbrella say? I’ve got you covered!
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Just a couple of beach bums.
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Feeling fresh to depth.
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There’s some-fin about Mary.
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I’m having one whale of a good day.
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Better bait than never, I always say.
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I otter come to the beach more often.
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Hate the beach? Shrimp-ossible!
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I turtle-y love the beach!
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Urchin kidding me, right?
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I can sea clearly now, the rain has gone…
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You can’t ship with us!
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Can we crab a drink later?
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I’ve been looking for salmon just like you.
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Wanna get romantically fin-volved?
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You used to call me on my shell-phone…
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I’m shore we will need sunscreen at the seaside.
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Whatever floats your boat.
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Life is a beach, I’m just playing in the sand.
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Beach life is shore perfection.
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Your only worry should be if the tide is going to reach your chair.
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Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
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The s’more the merrier.
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