Some fifteen years ago, when I was still in high school and we had an English language lesson, we got a task to read a short paragraph called ‘Fun at the Beach’ or something like that. Not all of us had already mastered the language back then, and it was my classmate’s turn to read the text. And wouldn’t you know it - each time there was the word beach in the text, she pronounced it in a very peculiar way, making it sound way less than a beach and much more like a female dog. You know what I mean, right? And although it was side-splittingly funny at the time and I was asked to leave the class for having a laughing fit, it turns out that she was right, for life isn’t a beach but a female dog most of the time. However, while in detention, I also figured out that this wordplay isn’t the only one you can coax out of this word, and there is, in fact, a truck-load of glorious beach puns to read! What’s even better is that after those fifteen years of mulling around those sea puns in my head, I now get to share them with you!

From seagulls to seashells, everything is discussed in these silly puns, and no sandcastle is left standing after the riotous fun of reading them! Ready to check them out for yourself? Well then, scroll on down below and check out our collection of funny beach puns! Once you are there, be sure to vote for the best puns and share this joyous collection with your friends.

#1

Call me shellfish, but I don’t like sharing.

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#2

At the beach, every day is sun-day.

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#3

Life is better in sandals; that’s one opinion I will never flip-flop on.

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#4

Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here.

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HumanBeingFromEarth
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1 week ago

These puns are so fishy.

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#5

Life’s a beach, but don’t let yourself get tide down.

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#6

Tell you my favorite beach? It’s really to be so Pacific.

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#7

Chilling at the beach: my life porpoise.

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#8

That beach pun was so bad, I’m going to have to con-fish-cate it.

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HumanBeingFromEarth
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1 week ago

You guppy there! ( guppy is a type of fish)

#9

Shell yeah, it’s summer time!

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#10

Please excuse my resting beach face.

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#11

It feels good to be a little shellfish sometimes.

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#12

Surf-vival of the fittest.

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#13

Let the waves hit your feet and the sand be your seat.

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#14

Race you to the sand? Beach ya to it.

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#15

Don’t call me while I’m at the beach: I’m sun-screening my calls.

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#16

Don’t worry, beach happy!

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#17

Did you splash me on porpoise?

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#18

My favorite wine? Crab-ernet noir.

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#19

Carpe diem: it means seas the day.

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#20

Hey, water you doing later?

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#21

I’ve been wading for someone like you.

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#22

When I’m feeling crabby, I can always count on the beach to make me come out of my shell.

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#23

Is that superman or is that Shark Kent?

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#24

Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red.

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#25

If I hear one more bad beach pun, I’m going to have a sea-sure.

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#26

Tis the sea-son to be jolly.

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#27

It’ll be our little sea-cret.

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#28

I have a sense of urgen-sea to get to the beach.

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#29

Shell we dance?

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#30

I think we’re mermaid to be together.

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#31

Are you Cinderella? Because I think I found your glass flipper.

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#32

I want some Moorea.

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#33

You have to sand it to me, I’m brilliant at beach puns.

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#34

Sorry, I'm octopied.

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#35

They have a great friend-ship.

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#36

All’s seafare in love and war.

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#37

This beautiful beach is making me emoceanal.

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#38

The only BS I need in my life is: beach and sunshine.

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#39

Nobody likes a shady beach.

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#40

How are you feeling today? I’m fin-tastic!

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#41

Girls just wanna have sun.

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#42

Don’t get salty with me!

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#43

It’s not my salt you got burned!

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#44

I’m not shore about this…

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#45

I’m a crazy son of a beach, but you love me anyway.

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#46

Along for the tide.

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#47

I try to avoid pier pressure and just do my own thing.

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#48

Things are not always as they ap-pier.

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#49

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

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#50

Hello there, buoys and gulls!

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#51

I’m feeling em-ocean-al today.

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#52

Swimmer down now, no point being angry!

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#53

Living my mermaid fin-tasy!

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#54

I reel-y love the beach.

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#55

I’ve got no fin left to give!

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#56

Do you have a fish-ue with me?

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#57

I find the ocean really crab-tivating!

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#58

You’re just jelly.

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#59

Me and my old chums.

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#60

Can you crab me more sunscreen?

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#61

I cut myself at the beach. I think I need a sturgeon.

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#62

My favorite type of music is orca-stra.

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#63

Currently octo-pied sitting on the beach!

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#64

He’s shrimp-ing my style.

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#65

Beach days are very shrimportant.

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#66

We dolphin-ately need more beach time.

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#67

Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.

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#68

Let me mullet over…

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#69

I’ve been herring rumors about this beautiful beach…

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#70

I’ve got a great oppor-tuna-ty.

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#71

I forgot to put sunscreen on my face, now minnows is sunburned!

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#72

I manta apply more sunscreen, but I forgot!

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#73

I’m hooked on an eel-ing, high on believing…

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#74

When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-moray!

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#75

This is sardinely an excellent fish pun, no?

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#76

Beach lover? Gill-ty as charged.

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#77

Can I make a quick lobster-vation?

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#78

I can sea clearly now, the rain has gone…

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#79

It’s a ferry beautiful day.

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#80

We should go oar we’ll be late.

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#81

Kayak you a question?

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#82

Dock it like it’s hot!

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#83

I’m a-boat to call it a day.

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#84

Ship happens, okay?

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#85

There’s a sail going on!

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#86

I think I shell in love with you.

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#87

Excuse me, are you shingle?

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#88

This might be crazy, but should we tide the knot?

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#89

Whale, hello there, you.

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#90

I get a rush of en-dolphins just looking at you.

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#91

Cod I call you later?

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#92

Pleased to meet your aqua-intance.

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#93

I fish we had more time together.

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#94

I wanna be Moray than just a friend.

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#95

Shell-ebrate good times, come on!

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#96

My beach puns are shell-areas!

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#97

You’re very spe-shell to me.

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#98

You used to call me on my shell-phone…

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#99

I’m so tired — think it’s time for me to conch out for a nap.

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#100

I’m coconuts about you.

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#101

I’ll never get Bora Bora’d at the beach.

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#102

I stayed up all night to sea where the sun went.

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#103

It's sun-believable.

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#104

My day at the seaside got a bit out of sand.

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#105

This beach is out-sanding.

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#106

My beach puns deserve a sanding ovation.

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#107

Put some good dunes on.

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#108

Feeling fine and sandy.

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#109

Feeling beachy keen.

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#110

I’m just coasting along this summer.

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#111

There’s nothing like a day at the beach to buoy your spirits.

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#112

Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.

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#113

Living like a Hollywood starfish!

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#114

Hard out here for a shrimp.

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#115

You’re looking so-fish-ticated in that new bathing suit!

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#116

Sand-up comedy.

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#117

The sound of the waves has such a palming effect.

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#118

Take it with a grain of sand.

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#119

If you’re happy and you know it clap your sands.

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#120

Sunscreen-er questions.

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#121

Funny as a clownfish.

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#122

What’s your angler?

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#123

Quit squidding around!

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#124

All I need is the salt in my hair and the sand between my toes.

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#125

Time for a shell-ebration! Check out these rock puns for more punny laughs.

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#126

Tropic like it’s hot.

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#127

My shell's expiration date has passed.

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#128

Beach had better take all my money!

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#129

Being at the beach makes me happy as a clam.

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#130

Your only worry should be if the tide is going to reach your chair.

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#131

It’s ship to be square.

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#132

What does an umbrella say? I’ve got you covered!

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#133

Just a couple of beach bums.

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#134

Feeling fresh to depth.

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#135

Surf’s up, hang tan.

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#136

Beach, don’t krill my vibe.

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#137

There’s some-fin about Mary.

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#138

I’m having one whale of a good day.

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#139

Better bait than never, I always say.

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#140

I otter come to the beach more often.

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#141

Hate the beach? Shrimp-ossible!

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#142

I turtle-y love the beach!

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#143

Urchin kidding me, right?

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#144

Fish and ships.

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#145

You can’t ship with us!

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#146

Can we crab a drink later?

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#147

I’ve been looking for salmon just like you.

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#148

Wanna get romantically fin-volved?

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#149

Can we cuttle?

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#150

I’m shore we will need sunscreen at the seaside.

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#151

Fish you were here.

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#152

Whatever floats your boat.

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#153

I seafood, I eat food.

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#154

I’ll have the sea-sar salad.

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#155

Life is a beach, I’m just playing in the sand.

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#156

Beach life is shore perfection.

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#157

Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.

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#158

The s’more the merrier.

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