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By widely accepted definition, humans have 79 organs. If you aren’t a doctor or an expert, chances are that your memory of knowing what their functions are has become quite rusty since the last time you sat in a biology class. This seems to be a particular issue when it comes to the woman’s body, as many men seem to have skipped this lesson entirely.

That’s why the subreddit ‘Bad Women's Anatomy’ exists, full of blissfully ignorant males wrongly commenting on the female body. And since they decided to spell out their unbelievable opinions online, it’s only right that the Internet shames them in return. Scroll down to find some of the worst misconceptions about women's health, and don’t forget to share similar encounters below!

While you’re at it, make sure to check out a conversation with sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, who kindly agreed to tell us how we could educate ourselves better about the female body.

#1

Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days

Ah Yes, Whoever Would A Silly Woman Need To Track Days

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Becky Samuel
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's astonishing how many artifacts have been relabelled since women started rising through the ranks in archaeology.

Nitka Tsar
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would imagine so. I remember one story where men thought people stored their knifes on beams over their head „for Religiose reasons“ until a woman said they did it to prevent their children from getting them. So simple.

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG It's so they know to release their period on the full moon! It's done on bone so that they have something to gnaw on during the 29th day. EVERYONE knows that!

Cora Van der Gaag
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, so they would know they had to take precautions. In a lot of cultures women stayed away from the rest of the community whe they had their period. It would be handy if they would know beforehand when they were going to have to do so.

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Blondie23
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the over confidence of men who know nothing of females is astonishing!!

Paul C.
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh Timmy, how to tell me you not only have never lived with a woman nor more importantly, how their bodies work!

tl gmc
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1 year ago

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Tbf he could have only been with women with irregular periods. Can be thinking it happens to all women every 2 weeks

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Wintermute
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an archaeologist (yes, really) the fun part is that they're both wrong! Terribly bad assumptions on all parts. It's almost certainly just someone keeping track of days between certain points in a lunar cycle, but maybe not even that. A proto-calendar at best. Given the feast and famine cycle through antiquity, plus biovariable factors between age groups and individuals keeps the menstrual cycle far more approximate than exactly 28 days. An assumption on the gender of the maker without more evidence is inferential at best, and categorically bad science.

Jacob Ross
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty much. Moon cycle is 28 days. Lunar calendars run off of that. Possibly a period tracker, but more likely a regular calendar. Which still could have been made by a woman

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Nika Strokappe
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could also be a lunar calendar, that would be 28 days. Woman's cycles could vary quite a bit, so it would be a coincidence if that would be 28 days

viimatar
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. I for one have actually never had a 28-day cycle, even if I've mostly been regular as a clock, and the length has varied considerably during the about 30 years that I've had it, aside from the pregnancies. Most women have a cycle between roughly some 23 and 36 days, even if it's regular. It would be interesting to see where the median falls and how much it varies between ethnic groups and cultures (since data for eg. age groups has long been available).

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    #2

    What The F**kis A Vulva?

    What The F**kis A Vulva?

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    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Jen Gunter on her Twitter account. He continued to argue with her, because he was a man, and she is just an OB/GYN. What could she possibly know about the female reproductive system. 🙄

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? This is even more funny then the convo itself

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on! Everyone knows that a Vulva is a Swedish car.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was those plastic trumpet things the fans blast at South African soccer games. You know, the vulvazela.

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    maswartz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're so proud of it too.

    Tim Richards
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you learn what you know from watching Kindergarten Cop...

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, that's not how you spell "uvula"

    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the people who call the vulva 'vagina...'

    DOD2557
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean almost everyone?? I know...our culture has gotten (relatively) used to saying "vagina" but not "vulva". You can't even SEE the vagina from outside! sigh...

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    Kathy Lynn
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    1 year ago

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    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh. Everyone knows the vulva is a kind of car!

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    #3

    Haha

    Haha

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In similar vein one of my favourites is the logic that one woman + 1000 peens = stretched out but one woman + 1 peen 1000x doesn't

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 minutes? You're giving these guys too much credit.

    Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking that a lot of sex stretches out a vagina is like thinking a lot of sex is going to sharpen a penis. Let just people have sex

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to have a zero as a typo

    Jallamedalla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 minutes?!? In for the long run?

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the more sex a woman has the tighter she gets because the muscles are being exercised. Like doing kegel exercises.

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know there are men who still ask for the „husband stitch“ right?

    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20min? That's a bit generous

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    Sexual empowerment coach and the host of The Unapologetic podcast, Jannine MacKinnon, believes that women’s bodies are still surrounded by mystery because we as a society have placed a lot of shame around them.

    “Although it's shifting, western culture placed a lot of shame around women's bodies, menstruation, and sexuality, making these subjects hard to talk about openly and keeping conversations behind closed doors. Furthermore, there were very limited studies done on women's bodies, leaving women with limited information to begin with.”

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    #4

    When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information

    When Young Girls Are Given Incomplete Information

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even imagine. Growing up in the 80s and 90s during the AIDS crisis, I got decent sex-ed from my public grade school. Religious schools just suck.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public and private religious schools in the 80s and 90s in Texas, sex ed can be summed up in 3 words "Just say NO" That's all the sex ed we got

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    Jane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also attended Catholic school in the 90s... pretty good sex ed. They didn't hand out free condoms, but did tell us about all our options for birth control (and that the church only encourages abstinence as the best form of birth control). I guess it just depends on the teacher.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was no sex ed in the 60s/70s either when I was at school, and my parents never discussed it with us. I learnt a bit of knowledge via one of my school friends (both of us 15 att) who had an intimate relationship with a (16yr old) boy in 6th Form - she fell pregnant a few months later - the boy walked away, denying the relationship, so she agreed to an abortion after a long, traumatic discussion with her parents. I was a tomboy at the time, and any thoughts of maybe dating, myself, disappeared for a long time. Admittedly, kids today seem more 'mature' than I and (most) of my schoolfriends back then. Due to SE ignorance? Maybe.

    Kiyoko_tanaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up in Japan it is still seen as shameful.

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our sex ed was fine, my attention span probably not so much. Before I had my first period I thought it'd be like a paper cut and bleed for like a minute. A day tops. I bled for 2 weeks and couldn't understand why my parents weren't worried when I was obviously about to bleed to death. :p

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember thinking this also when I first heard about the concept. I also had no idea what it was going to look like because somehow in all the explanations they managed to forget to say "There is going to be BLOOD coming out."

    Shea Fujishima
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had sex ed in the mid 70s, I remember being confused because I was told they'd start every 28 or 29 days but no one said "It will last 5 to 7 days"

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW. That's just sad, where were the parents on the subject?

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    #5

    I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny

    I Don’t Know If It Fits Here But I Found It Really Funny

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware guys some vaginas also have teeth......

    Magazine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to add one more trauma for you: vaginas don't pee

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you I was wondering how that would not cause comment

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    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, labia are part of the vulva (external part), not the vagina (internal part).

    kittylexy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it makes the Transformers sound when it does.

    Mumma Cass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 kittylexy! I almost rolled off my bed reading your comment!

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    The Queen Of France
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And EVERYONE knows that women pee out of their vagina.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start to call mine a demogorgon .... that's epic!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why rule number 1 of you guys are having a lady over is to make sure you have toilet paper.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% true, but it's also rule number (approximately) 1 for having your own place.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not aware until like my mid-20s how very different labias can look. I feel like that's something that should be included in sex ed.

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Predator's face. Clicking sound mandatory. Sleep well.

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    #6

    Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before

    Do Not Know If This Has Been Posted Before

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now what do I do?" I'd say don't breed but I guess that's too late..

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say i just hope she's smarter than him but considering that she is pregnant with this guy i highly doubt she is.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he just throws that "we all know..." bit in, as he thinks he is such an expert on this topic

    Isa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his twisted mind he is...I'm face palming since the first post...I don't think that I can handle more...

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he's not with that Catholic girl in the other post. He'd lose his S when those half puppies came out. LOl

    Verfin22
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "loose" your mind? Bro you already don't have one.

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he thinks women are capable of superfecundation, like cats?

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is technically possible, super dooper rare, but it has been known to happen.

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    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe this is serious.

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom told me that when she was a young girl they believed cleaning herself out with coke after sex would prevent a baby. guess what, it did not work.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS! Two "not how that works" in a row. This is what happens when you don't teach kids proper sex-ed.

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is homo sapiens, not Feline Domesticus...aka human, not a cat.... Smh

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does not need to reproduce because his genes do not need to go any further. He is happily ignorant, as we all know.

    Nika Strokappe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you get identical twins by sleeping with the same guy twice? 😂

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    According to the Mental Health Foundation’s survey, around 85% of women feel uncomfortable in their bodies, which prevents them from talking about them or seeking out medical professionals' help when health issues arise.

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    #7

    Push And Splat

    Push And Splat

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop this planet, I want to get out of it

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one day I see an Alien, I won't be telling anyone. I'll pack a suitcase and go with them far away from here.

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah all us women have a button hidden somewhere on our bodies named "push and splat" If only it were that simple......

    FlamingoPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was the point of the belly button? /sarcasm

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a discussion with someone who thinks that women who leak during their periods are lazy and disgusting. Doesn't matter if you don't know when you will get your period, how heavy you are or lack of symptoms, you should know your body and prevent yourself from leaking. Most women would rather not leak as it can be quite embarrassing. Nothing to do with being lazy.

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I had my period earlier this month, ended after a few days as usual, things were fine and normal. 3 days later I randomly passed a huge blood clot while sitting at my desk at work. I’m in my 30s, my period is quite regular by now. No warning, no spotting, just all clear until suddenly splat, while I was wearing very light coloured pants. This has never happened to me before (except in my teens when periods are still chaotic). How lazy and disgusting of me, according to the person you talked to 😂

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. "Push and splat" is what you do with men like that on top of stairs or cliffs.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh....On behalf of all humans, I think we're going to have to let you go. We've seen the work you're doing, and we're gonna be moving in a different direction...

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That implies that we can also stop it from happening, which I wish were true.

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is it. This is the one that made me lose all hope for humanity and stop reading

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK. It seemed to me that to schedule your period all you had to do was schedule a big event where you did NOT want your period. Beach vacation? Romantic getaway? Camping trip? Wedding?

    Gen X Feral
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously!!! Every new relationship when it's time for the first time boom

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    Danielle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to write something graphic about when you sneeze on you period, but I'll let you fill in the blank yourself.

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    #8

    Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?

    Clits Don’t Exist Apparently?

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone get this guy a sex education manual

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably too late for that. He's too certain of the "facts" that he knows.

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    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scary thing is just how recently the true size and extent of the clitoris was discovered. It seems that everyone just assumed that the clitoris was the external, visible part. In reality the clitoris is a much larger, wishbone-shaped organ that extends along either side of the vagina. Nobody had bothered to dissect the female external genital anatomy in enough detail to notice.

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this! The clit is actually quite large and extends around the pelvis. The fact that my autocorrect wants to correct “clit” to “clot” every time makes me sad.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable, since every woman he's been to bed with has likewise had trouble finding his d**k.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't people use Google when it is so readily available? It can prevent stupid posts like this.

    Sarah Suelzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ssssoo the Board Panda content censorship police guys are on vacation I take it?! 👀

    Verfin22
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Favorite part of my anatomy. No wonder I'm single and loving it!

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us you are not able to satisfy a woman, without telling us you are not able to satisfy a woman...

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should stick to "miss Right".

    Momma Jess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they wonder why their girlfriends come to us lesbians for help

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because this guy's peen is smaller than the smallest clit is no reason to shame him for trying to make himself feel better about life.

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    #9

    Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas

    Apparently Girls Don't Have Actual Vaginas

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    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YTA, obviously. How DARE you suggest that your daughter has a vagina at such a young age??? /s

    Liz Mary
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I presume the s at the end stands for sarcasm?!

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    Skye Ragsdale
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I remember seeing the update on this one. The grandmother genuinely believed this because that was what she was taught. Dad, Mom, and Granny all sat down together & worked it out 😊

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! I love stories like this to have a happy end!

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    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great dad, and how did that woman's children survive to adulthood?

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until she finds out boys don't get a penis until they're sixteen!

    Al Padilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endocrinologist here. Amazingly, there is actually something like this. Genetic deficiency of 5-alpha-reductase, an enzyme that "activates" testosterone causes babies with a 46XY (male) chromosome status to be born looking like females. At puberty, the testes (undescended) tart pumping out testosterone, the testes descend into a previously empty s*****m, and the penis enlarges. Colloquially, it's called, not surprisingly, "Penis at 12 syndrome." This syndrome is less rare in South America and the Dominican Republic, where it's called "Guevedoches" - Look it up. Even Google knows about it.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also once again the problem is not wiping poop in the vagina but in the urethra. Not the same thing.

    Liliauna Whitlock [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my period at ten. Are you saying I had my period with no vagina?? NO WAY

    Jane Alexander
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for taking care of your girl. What a weird notion for MIL to have.

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    Even those who gather the courage to talk to a medical professional about their concerns might not receive fair treatment, as before 1993 females weren’t included in clinical trials, and to this day the medical field is still not sure how many drugs and devices work for women. 

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    #10

    I Don’t Even Know Anymor

    I Don’t Even Know Anymor

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Seriously! This person deserves to be celibate for life. Massive incel vibes.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, is this like the ear piercing thing in the 80's? If the right or left ear was pierced determined your sexuality? Is this why I part my pubes to the left???

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    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... With a careful balance of hetero- and homosexual practices you can keep it in the middle and fool everyone into thinking you're a virgin? Neat.

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also wondering if it's my right or the idiot's right.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run through? Wtf are we, a corn field?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still trying to figure out if he's talking about head hair or not, because a side-parting downstairs would look awesome. A comb-over would be odd, though 😁

    DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL I can change my sexuality by parting my hair differently. Be right back folks, time for an experiment!

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been gone for three hours: how's the experiment coming on?

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why...? Where in the world...? HOW do some men come up with this s**t? I'm crying.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you change your hairstyle/part throughout the week, what is that called?

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, I don't have a part in my hair (because it's very short). What does THAT mean?!

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering OP is basing sexuality on hair parts - maybe lack of a hair part means a lack of sexuality, according to them? Who even knows 😂 it’s so goofy

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair has been parted in the middle my whole life. It's the way it naturally is and I am far from pure.

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *refers to OP's chart*. Sorry, all that debauchery didn't count. It says here that you're pure.

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    VikingAbroad
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I really feel the world need a Darwin Award hidden assassins team... "make it look like a stupid accident, boys!"

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    #11

    Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So

    Women Are Uncapable Of Climaxing Because I Can't Make Them Do So

    anon Report

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

    Red Skye
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not an incel an incel is CELIBATE. this guy is just for sure a wham, bam, thank me ma'am kind of lousy sex partner..

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it when he said no girl ever had an orgasm with him. But there's also one common factor to it.

    Kangaroo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the first orgasm I had with a guy in bed, as opposed to on my own. It was like opening a window onto a bright sunny day - I had no idea some men were so good at listening and caring about women’s pleasure 😊 some men just don’t get it and therefore become incels haha

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not have proudly told anyone about my inability to satisfy a woman.

    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most women who fake orgasms is to boost a guys ego. Many men are very sensitive when it comes to their performance in the bedroom. And many men don't care about the woman's pleasure. FYI, women can have multiple orgasms and different kinds too.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh trust me, the female orgasm is quite real. OP is just bad in bed.

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if women don't have any orgasms... Why are there so many "toys" for them and why do they masturbate? Obviously not for their pleasure because that makes no sense.

    viimatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because they just need a big ...squash inside them?" The usual.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they use a statistic that says 28% are not faked to reach the convlusion they don't exist...

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, who needs basic reading comprehension anyway?

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    Alro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's gonna tell him?

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how to describe it to him if he (probably) doesn't even know the meaning of "denominator"? So, not me.

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    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translate: "dozens upon dozens of women" = that one time in HS you awkwardly got to second base in the back of mum's Volkswagen Jetta 🙄

    zatrisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There couldn't be a better way to describe a loser in bed.

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    #12

    This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

    This Was A Comment Under The Carrie Period Scene

    Artzyhobo Report

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... I'm just getting to work now... time to switch the "OFF" button

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question: Where is the source of the myth that the period comes as we wish? I have read it so often. Guys, if this would be possible, why would any girl or Woman think 'Oh, tomorrow is a very important appointment / school thing / date , that is a great situation for bleeding and cramps and a bad mood!'

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason why actual biology needs to be taught. There are too many uninformed people out there.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, one last time for the boys that don't know. Having a period sucks. It's uncomfortable, it screws with your body, your hormones, and your digestive system, it's painful in a way that you couldn't possibly imagine unless you consider someone randomly sucker punching you in the balls for 3-7 days. If we could "turn it off" at will, would you not think we would keep it off until needed for reproduction? Do you think we're just doing it cuz the tampons come in fun new sporty colors now? Sheesh.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a period. It's not like holding in a fart. How are men this dumb?

    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they ever tried to "hold the blood in" when they've cut themselves? Works great, doesn't it?

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it only works in certain places? I'll go test it on them. See in what areas they can hold it in.

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be defected coz I don't have an on/off switch.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fool? For having a perfectly normal bodily function? The fool was her mom, who never told her about periods, or took her to the doctor when she never got her first one.

    amy lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said the biggest fool in the room...

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    Most clinical testing and research has been done on men, as testing on women included too many unstable variables, like fluctuating hormones, and required greater funds to cover both gender studies. However, this is slowly but surely changing by focusing more on health conditions that everybody has but that might be experienced differently by men and women. 

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    #13

    Tampons

    Tampons

    HextechSlut Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? WTF? Dude has no clue how feminine hygiene works.

    Duh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or female sexual arousal, for that matter

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    Holly Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagining this guy trying to have sex with a woman, just pushing it in, leaving it there for a while and then taking it out feeling happy about having done a sex

    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. We barely feel tampons 2. Tampons can be more comfortable, pads move and can cause irritation, plus they are better to use for swimming. 3. Majority of women need to be in a certain frame of mind and be aroused. Tampons just aren't sexy. Most women can have cervical screenings, vaginal ultrasounds and wear tampons without getting sexually aroused.

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here is someone that have never ever given a woman an orgasm.

    Laura ballam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the women who have said they don't masturbate to him were probably creeped out by him asking if they martubate

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do men still think that being penetrated is the whole fun? It is NOT that simple, guys!

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it works for them! Just put it into something, a vagina, a hand, between couch cushions. Wham! Bam! That felt grand!

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    Mary August
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disappoinment when they realize we don't really feel the tampon.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a tampon is painful, you’re using it wrong, but they’re not exactly comfortable to put in/take out, and once they’re in you shouldn’t be able to feel them at all

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha someone should tell this idiot that's why tampons come in different sizes..... 🤣

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    #14

    “Oh Honey, I Love You.” *vacuum Noises*

    “Oh Honey, I Love You.” *vacuum Noises*

    FoxgloveWitch , TitansVision Report

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣my partner got to this one first and now he's making noises like a pneumatic tube at the bank. I'm dying!🤣🤣🤣🤣

    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we know where the empty space is, and it's between his ears.

    Debby Ryan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing the theme song from jaws a woman following men around and can't stop cracking up 🤣

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll never be proven wrong, because he'll never be loved.

    wordsupfool
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah-ha! Finally found that missing ear bud! Thanks, BP.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I think about that creature from stranger things? I can't remember what it was called but yes that's totally how vaginas work

    maswartz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact this idiot isn't the first to believe this is pathetic.

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that was the bit that had me O.o "the myth of the vacuum vagina actually goes back centuries" so in other words before hoovers etc were a thing... O.o

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    Winter's Dream
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, this explains why lesbianism is abhorrent to nature! /S

    Andrew Arons
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad. Dyson's are expensive.🤪

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    #15

    I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy

    I Don’t Think You’re Going To Last Long On That Island Buddy

    hgxpsobzknbiapkuhw Report

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhibit A why men should not be involved in discussing women's reproductive rights. Who's gonna tell him?

    Roland Nijveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the same time there are also women that think this works. Like there are men who think it wouldn't work.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were stranded IN an island I'd be more worried about getting out. Stupid transporter accidents...

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is SO MUCH wrong with this I don't even know where to start.

    zatrisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, world hunger could be over so quickly. This man is a genius.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly "anonymous" has never had a girlfriend.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa Maria 🤦‍♀️ Post #1 and already I can't even...Why, lord why!?!? ✊️😫

    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all she is dead, her nipples wouldn't give milk. Second, even if she recently gave birth and could lactate, she'd still be DEAD. Nothing works after that.

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    MacKinnon emphasizes that it’s important to understand the female body better. “Women spend an average of 7 years of their lives menstruating and are affected by their hormones throughout their cycles. Something that affects women's energy, fertility, moods, sleep, sexuality, and so much more is worthy of understanding. Women are roughly half of the population, why wouldn't it be important for women to understand their own bodies, and for women and men to understand each other's?”

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    #16

    Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy

    Oof, Really No Clue About Amatomy

    Fizzy_Bits Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it matter? He's never gonna find it anyways.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other guy says it doesn't exist and now it's growing hair?

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! Give this man a book about anatomy, please. With big, coloured pictures.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't shave YOUR p*nis head, ok?

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's popular in the US for women to shave off their pubic hair. I just feel a grown woman shouldn't look like a seven year old and would feel weird dating anyone who wanted me to shave!

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t shame men and women who prefer having no hair. It has nothing to do with looking like a child. That’s disgusting. My husband doesn’t care either way but like many men have found not having pubic hair is easier to spend more time down there, not getting loose hairs in the mouth. Just like I appreciate men manscaping. I don’t want a prepubescent penls, I just don’t want to floss or stop to pick out hairs.

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    #17

    That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

    That’s Not How Pregnancy Works

    catl0vingnerd Report

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Bible for making my fellow citizens so wise

    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, now. Parthenogenesis is a scientifically proven occurrence, particularly in several species of lizards. So, really, the question we need to answer is what kind of lizard was Mary.

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    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still hung up on the first part. WTAF?!?! I'm horrified. edit to add they found him and he only got 10 years!!! Now I'm double angry.

    Jane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us you're the rapist without actually saying you're the rapist...

    Koala ala ala
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm does he happen to work there?

    RP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't for the live of me remember who it was, but there was a case where a women used the 'I dreamed about my husband while he was away' argument to avoid being put to death on infidelity charges in the Middle Ages. Because people still believed that sperm is produced in the brain, it was accepted.

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh a test should be done, on him to see if there is anything in that empty coconut he calls head.

    Jake Bertz
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out they caught the guy https://abcnews.go.com/US/phoenix-police-make-arrest-connection-woman-gave-birth/story?id=60568859

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    #18

    Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags

    Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags

    arnau9410 Report

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason is, that self proclaimed "alphas" can't impress anyone above 30 anymore.

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they interview Leonardo Dicaprio for this?

    Hafiz Ismail
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we can be like an old hag and hotties. Depends on our mood that day.

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole "alpha male" movement stinks of insecurity and incomplete initiation to adult manhood. Calm down fellas, really. Your function is not to prance around like a shop front mannequin flexing your muscles to "better" each other. Your job is to live your life, enjoy it, and help others live their lives. Don't start wars where there are none.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm not an alpha. At 63 I find many women attractive that are at least my age.

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that women turn into old crones when they pass age twenty.

    Tod Gak
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    1 year ago

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    i identify as an alpha male, im 38. my gf is 19. i would NEVER date a female over 25. this picture makes sense to me

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he's serious. Read his bio. But I'm sure he's lying about having a girlfriend.

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    One way to understand the female body better is to talk about it more with men and women. This will help to normalize these conversations and help educate ourselves and others, says MacKinnon. “Men run on an average 24-hour hormonal cycle, while women run on an average 28-day hormonal cycle. The more women can understand how they're affected by the 4 phases of their cycles, the more they're able to thrive throughout the month and be less negatively impacted by menstruation,” she further explains.

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    #19

    Fun Fact

    Fun Fact

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, discharge is a normal function of the vagina. Most women discharge, if they don't, it's usually caused by hormone imbalances, medication and/or illness. And only a small percentage of women have a white, creamy discharge when they orgasm.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true. i usually get it a couple weeks after my period

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, you sir are an idiot.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one needs to speak to the one who says women can't orgasm......

    Rod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Discharge was a punk band!!!

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One is named after the other, I'm sure you'll figure out which way around

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    Lea S.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah and mens s**t-stained underwear (that we should be thankful to wash) is evidence that they are cumming, too. BLECH. UGH.

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    #20

    Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?

    Guys On Dating Apps Answering A Simple Question: Where Does The Pee Come Out?

    secretslut991 Report

    Soy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is "uvula".

    Socks Thecate
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with a vuvuzela. 🎺

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, 'from your bloodstream' isn’t wrong.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say it's probs the closest answer!

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    URETHRA. Women have a urethra just like men do. It's a small hole just above the vagina but below the cliroral hood. It is hidden by the Labia (aka the flaps).

    MarvinsMom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am renaming myself Private Pat

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UVULA! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many wrong answers. I feel like I want to ask my boyfriend if he knows. I assume he does. What if he gets it wrong? Perhaps it's best to leave that stone unturned.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As simplistically as possible. It's basically the same as the guys. Out the kidneys, into the bladder. When ready, out the bladder, down through and out the urethra. The only difference, men have a singular multifunctional exit, whereas women have a separate little exit hole for their pee.

    Momma Jess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the guy from the matrix 🤣🤣🤣

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    #21

    Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?

    Who’s Gonna Tell Them The Real Reason Why Breasts Exist?

    parrotsaregoated Report

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. this is bad...🤯🤦🏻‍♀️

    Holly Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally had a guy at working telling me breast feeding wasn't natural. Spend the rest of the lunch break roasting him about baby milk bottles growing on trees and other such things

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your service to humanity 😉

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" Sorry, couldn't resist a Bloodhound Gang reference. Humans are mammals. Mammals nurse.

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naaahh, only *animal mammals* nurse. It is a well-known fact that in the human mammal, the mammaries are purely decorative.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not know what breasts are used for?

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their pleasure and their gaze, that is all.

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs serious education. Accusing someone on paedophilia is terrible.

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A user named Sanne did that to me on here a few posts up. Because I made a joke about not having a part in my hair.

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    Pollymere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that there are people of all genders on this planet that think that breasts are sexual and that breastfeeding is "Pedo" shocks me greatly. My husband doesn't believe me they actually exist. I remember seeing someone say that "breastfeeding is unnatural and you're basically urinating into your child" and "that's what formula is for".

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what does formula replicate? Let's see if they can figure it out...

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he commenting on the fact that one of the babies came from a surrogate, and she's breastfeeding it (because she gave birth to the other?) I only bring it up because I've seen commenter's lose it at the thought of someone else breastfeeding their baby.

    Thomas Klobucnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to teach them about history and wet nurses. Aristocratic women in the past didn't nurse their own children...

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    It’s especially important that men get educated on the female body, as they significantly outnumber women in state legislatures, who make decisions that affect women. When male politicians who govern people are uneducated, they may make choices that restrict the liberty of women.

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    #22

    How Dare She Want To Enjoy Sex?!?

    How Dare She Want To Enjoy Sex?!?

    facciabrutta Report

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you even love your wife?

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty obvious she's just a walking womb to him. Like most religious males.

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    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will repeat it until everyone is sick of me: foreplay DOES NOT EXIST, just like virginity is a stupid concept. It is all related to the idea that only PIV is 'actual sex', which is why lesbians stay virgins forever and the straight women have to deal with their pleasure being reduced to something that is just a chore that needs to be done before the real thing can happen. Uuuuugh. Normalize doing only that what you feel like doing during sex, stop making PIV obligatory or the main course. ETA: maybe it's better to say it's a social construct, instead of "it doesn't exist"

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vaginal canal’s moisture content is an indicator of being stimulated, even if nothing goes IN said vagina. So I’d argue that foreplay is still a valuable tool. 😉

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    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't need to read about men being selfish in sex - she experiences it personally.

    Duh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have a baby. You find other people to be too much work.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why (if she is) still with this Neanderthal? Holy Incel!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foreplay is part of sex. OP doesn't want to have sex - he wants to have intercourse.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. Imagine being married to a guy who has no interest or excitement from when you orgasm. Gross.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it takes THAT much effort... perhaps you're doing it wrong! 😉😉😉

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. It doesn't take that much effort, if you're actually making an effort.

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    Shea Fujishima
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His why you test drive your man in bed BEFORE you commit to marriage!

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    #23

    Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While

    Guys Response When I Told Him I Sometimes Pee For Over A Minute After Holding It A While

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No and where do these people come from?

    Duh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you defund education

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe even ban it, because "it's messing the brains up" or some other bs.. 🙀😬

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so women peeing is like shotgunning a beer? lol

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine what it would be like if they had been jogging or drinking a carbonated beverage? /s

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    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah is this guy's head gonna explode when he learns aboutt pelvic floor muscles.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Piercing a small hole in a can a would make the flow a lot slower. Do these people even think before they type this cráp out?

    Isa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to think that he's 8 y.o because I can't imagine an adult saying this..

    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My middle of the night pees are epic because I don't wanna get up. I wish it was short so I could be in bed faster.

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... does he think women sit to pee because otherwise they'd launch themselves into space?

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All mammals empty their bladder in 30 seconds. LOOK IT UP

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    #24

    Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control

    Apparently, You Can Pee After Sex As A Method Of Birth Control

    PeterParker72 Report

    Blah blah blah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but it does help with preventing UTIs

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some recent research suggests that even that may not be true. Apparently there’s little evidence of those who do having fewer UTIs than those who don’t. It’s something that sounds reasonable, but the evidence is lacking.

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised someone hasn't asked if the egg can sneak up their dickhole and they get stuck with the baby

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness, thats a good one! Imagine if that would be possible! Oh my I‘m getting excited! That sounds like an ectopic pregnancy, imagine the backpaddeling from pro livers. „But it could hurt their man parts!“ still killing a life. „No, this is different!“ of course it is!

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shock! Horror! Women have bladders.

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he even take middle school health class?

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be some secret pathway from the uterus to the bladder or does the transfer happen by osmosis?

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone find this man's middle school health class teacher; find them and stop them.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not what we learned in middle school health class, as it's not true. No 1, we don't pee out of the vagina. No 2. the sperms are too far inside the body by then to be pushed out.

    slay_potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What middle school health class did you go to!?!?!?!?

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    Just like Donald Trump, who, in one of his recent interviews, blurted out that he plans to make birth control much harder to get, particularly for people living in less fortunate conditions. Even though he later denied this, there’s no way to ensure that he won’t commit to it if he gets the presidential chair.

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    #25

    What??

    What??

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, so many orphaned animals in the wild...

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hordes of baby animals roaming unchecked across the lands with no one to teach them to be proper adults.

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    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm... The whole point of mammala is that they suckle their young. Kinda hard to do if you die during childbirth... (Unless you're stranded in an island, apparently)

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the babies are supposed to breastfeed from our corpses. Probably on a deserted island.

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy not only doesn't know anything about women, he knows nothing about animals either.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they think it is a zero sum game? For ever baby in it means one adult out? Not sure how populations of anything (that can't lay / give birth to many at once) would grow if the mom was "supposed to die" giving birth.

    Isa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg give me a hammer please...I need to hammer something

    Cora Van der Gaag
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t use it on hus head, the sound will be deafening.

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    Mila Sliacka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this guy and OP, who thinks childbirth is uncomfortable but not painful, should have a debate.

    RP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wrong about the animals, and about the idea of any kind of design behind things but...birth used to carry an estimated mortality rate of 20%. Pregnancy is not a medically neutral state. Human survived and thrived on our ability to care for each other communally. Women died and still die because of a lack of medical care in many parts of the world and that is an issue only increasing after access to abortion is being limited more and more (not just in the USA)

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Human infants have big heads and usually need to be in the right position to be delivered. Mortality during birth for humans is significantly higher than other animals. My son was stuck. Face first. We would've died without medical intervention. Human birth is not benign. Women used to actually make their funeral gowns while they were pregnant. Just in case. And it's why so many fairy tales have wicked step-mothers. Women died in childbirth all the time. Not to mention you add in infection.

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    Tara L.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, my aunt is a labor & delivery nurse & she says that if something goes wrong in the birth, baby gets sick, baby has problems, etc. Girl babies are 70% more likely to survive it than a male baby. Same with animals (I'm a vet tech), females are more likely to survive complications than males. Gee it's almost as if mother nature knows that there needs to be more females than males for a species to survive 🤔

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    #26

    Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?

    Imagine A Young Girl Seeing This And Thinking Something Is Wrong With Her Body?

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Menstrual blood most assuredly has a smell.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a man and even I know that isn't true. And it does smell different than other blood (like if you got a cut)

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it's not "blood". Even though it's called blood for short, menstrual fluid contains blood, uterine tissue, and mucus. By the time it's passed through the vagina it will have also picked up the natural bacterial flora present there. Menstrual fluid is pretty complex, and calling it blood/bleeding is underselling it quite a bit.

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All blood (wherever it comes from) has a slightly metallic odour, especially if it is a constant flow and in a warm place, so it makes sense that (the girl/woman on her period), will definitely smell it. I used to hate being at school when Auntie Flo appeared, as I felt that everyone else could smell it too. Edited to add, after thinking, MAYBE I thought I could smell it (paranoia)? As, thinking about it, I've never picked up a period odour on any of my female friends, so what do I know, lol. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    Antihaarbalsnoepje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a few colleagues of which I could smell that they were on their period. But they might have smelled me too, I don’t know, it’s not something you tell another woman, unless you’re either REALLY good friends, or you REALLY hate each other.

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    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We went from the blood attracts bears and sharks, to “it should be as pure as water.”

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a man, but I'm pretty sure that if blood, which always has a smell, is in a pad for a while, then it definitely smells

    Katchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t say “no smell” but the difference in smell between a pad and a cup is truly night and day. Like the cup is *nearly* no smell in relation to the pad, but this advice is just wrong.

    Justbecause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found this to, definitely a difference in smell with different menstrual products used. But not no smell.

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    Amy Young
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And towards the end of the cycle when it's tissue and blood, bleck.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Why do people even publisher stuff seriously. Is this all by men? It’s all written by an educated typing bananas? what?

    Ilia Bauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former certified phlebotomist, let me assure you that blood has a smell, and it gets exponentially worse the older it is.

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    #27

    ????

    ????

    ophiomyxra Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So every woman who is NOT pregnant after EVERY ovulation is a mass murderer. I've heard this one before. Southern Baptists are sick MFs.

    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much wrong in that post. He couldn't be wrong, wrong and more wrong. Don't get me started on the fact he thinks pee and period blood come from.the same whole. Women have 3 holes dingus.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, male masturbation is .... what, productive?

    Duh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah bro our sex organs aren't connected to our urethra. That's dudes you're thinking of.

    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do men even realize that we harvest eggs every month, and when go unused, are shed to make new ones? Until a certain age of course. Would it not be equal to ask that you stop whacking off cause you are killing sperm.

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably do belive masterbation is "spilling God's seed" which is why they are forced to have sex to enjoy themselves.

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds painful...pissing children out

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK this one made me laugh out loud at how insane that "knowledge" is. OK brother, was your priest uncle your sex Ed teacher.

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that man really think an embryo/fetus/baby grow in a woman's bladder?

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When are we going to start criminalizing men's emissions as abortions?

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    Meanwhile, learning about the female body can make women more comfortable in their own skin. In addition, familiarizing yourself with your own physiology can help make more informed decisions about health. And when women can make autonomous decisions about their bodies, it unburdens half of the population and benefits everyone. 

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    #28

    This Is Just Vile

    This Is Just Vile

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thesis: Ben knows exactly one girl who happens to be white. And he calls her a s**t because her boyfriend isn't him.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or she dumped him, and got a better one?

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    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't say no offence to anyone with endo and then go and call them a s**t and say it's their fault they have it HOW DOES THAT NOT CAUSE OFFENCE?

    DaisyBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a virgin, Ben. With severe Endometriosis. EXPLAIN IT TO ME BEN

    CanadianaKa
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeppers. I developed it years before even my first kiss.

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread makes me facepalm every single post.

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, at this moment I fear for my glasses. 😬

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " NO offence but...." ends up offending all the women on the planet.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no “my “ experience if you are male. What an absolute dïckhead. Keep your “experience” to yourself. Moron.

    Isa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have asked for a hammer before and I still need it

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben's done one better then most men on this list because he knows that endometriosis exists. I'll admit the bar has been set extremely low.

    Eva Sawyer
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben is a moron. I had endo for YEARS before I lost my virginity

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old "She won't sleep with ME, so she's a sl*t!". You definitely wanted to offend people! Endo has to do with the "wall" tissue, normally covering the uterus. In some cases this tissue can sneak away to other parts of the body, not as well "insulated" as the uterus, and grow there instead, which is very, VERY painful. Nothing to do with number of p*nis partners or skin-tone.

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    #29

    How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?

    How Bad Can Pregnancy Really Be?

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all: Google it! The fact you don't know about any proove doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Second: We can't describe it in detail to you because you little man-baby would cry your eyes out.

    Paula MV
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can pregnancy be torture? Having an actual human foot kick the c**p out of your stomach and liver, *from the inside*. Vomiting all day. Severe acid reflux eating anything but carbs. Having hemorrhoids. Just the tip of the iceberg, my dude.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've, especially, not forgotten the acid reflux. Maaan, that shiz 'burns' into your memory for life.

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    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just smack him in the noodles every 10...7...5...2 minutes when you're in labour. He'd understand a bit more, then.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could give you a thousand upvotes for that comment. That would definitely give him an idea of what women go through during giving birth. Actually, to go a bit further. Rather than smacking him in the noodles. Tie a string around his testicles and haul on them at every contraction.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, he calls 911 for a papercut.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not including the many, many, MANY complications and conditions that you can get: just getting bigger- my mom described it as having a giant pumpkin tied to you stomach, it makes your back hurt and it’s impossible to sleep comfortably. Morning sickness- some women don’t get it, but some get it really bad. Mood swings- not fun for anyone. Cravings/taste change- you suddenly find that your favorite food tastes like vomit. Fatigue- everything is exhausting later on, it’s hard to do anything. It’s dangerous too- even ignoring actual birthing, you can miscarry, your fetus could die in utero and you could get a life threatening infection, if you hurt yourself you’re afraid you’ve hurt the fetus too. Emotional distress- what if something bad happens? What if the fetus is non compatible with life? What if you’re permanently rendered sterile afterwards? Outside dangers- the leading cause of death for pregnant women is homicide. I could go on.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa what's that last thing? More than, like, heart disease or car accidents?

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    Hafiz Ismail
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having morning sickness (all day actually) for 9 months until your baby is born. Try that. Times 3. Plus depression. It was hell!!

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well OP, imagine having to push a bowling pin out your arsehole in one go. I've not had children myself, but my SIL says that'll work.

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similarly, I’ve heard it’s like pooing out a watermelon

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    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the whole allergy to the actual baby issue for type O- mothers. Or for women with diabetic or other chronic illnesses? The morning sickness is just a minor incovenience compared to what some women try to go through... and it's estimated that 30-40% of pregnancies are miscarriages... imagine forcing a dead almost-human out of your body. Yeah traumatizing and painful are barely the tip of the iceberg.

    Terry Filkohazi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm A negative but father was O positive, so I had to have the Rhogam with my first 2 kids but not the 3rd,as she was negative, too. As an adult, she lost 3 babies, due to needing Rhogam and not getting it.

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    Barry Fruitman
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carol Burnett said that if a man wants to feel the pain of childbirth, all he has to do is grab his lower lip and pull it over the top of his head 😂

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    #30

    Found One In The Wild

    Found One In The Wild

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men who think that usually can't smell past their own BO

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men, who don't know the difference between normal discharge and lubrication

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my husband thinks every time my n!pple$ poke out it means I'm turned on. no. no It doesn't and there's nothing i hate more than having them touched while I'm cooking over a hot stove, giving the kids a bath, or driving. GET OFF OF ME!!!

    Jacquie Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're like toddlers with a toy activity centre and it's about as sexy; I wonder what they expect to achieve

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    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a gross thing to say.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can pick up on pheromones, good on you...just remember not everyone can do that, and some ladies can smell them too.

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is this b******t (maybe there are some rare cases) but - lol, why would I be embarrassed?

    Leekier
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption should be “women when they have to listen to yet more ill informed misogynist b*llocks”

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if we can't smell their ej*culations...

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband can smell pregnancy before it shows, but if a guy can't SEE a girl turned on he definitely can't smell it. Like what would the odor come from?

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    #31

    It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman

    It’s An Absolute Treat When I See A Man Who Thinks He Knows More About A Woman’s Body Than A Woman

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    Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if his girl described her vibrator as a "coochie cleaner" just to have a nice time without him?

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are probably the only nice times she is ever gonna have being with that idiot.

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    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we assume anyone who uses the word "coochie" knows nothing about female anatomy?

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellow vagina owners, by all means NEVER wash the inside ! It's indeed self cleaning and if you try to use water inside, or worse soap, you'll get hurt BADLY !!

    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    water doesnt rly hurt tho. Water is nice. Its soap that... OOOOO LORDDD

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    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people who don't know, yes a vagina is self cleaning and you shouldn't use any soaps as it can cause the PH balance out of whack, which can cause thrush. Don't douche the cooch.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and this fact hasn't stopped companies from selling unnecessary vaginal cleaning products. Douches do exist. You don't need them. They will do more harm than good.

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    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooch cleaning products were invented by MEN and pushed out by MEN led companies. Another product to spend money on that actually harms women health.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it her "cleaning tool" vibrates.

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I was coming here to say 🤣

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blossom brushes? What the hell?

    Jodi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up and it does not look pleasant

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what his response should be if she told him he needed to clean inside HIS parts and it wasn't self cleaning?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. If we told men the interior of their penises needed cleaning… Get that little brush out, my dudes!

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a mental flash of his poor girlfriend using a toilet brush to clean herself.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and a conservative, watching with an erection, who tries to ban bristled dildos, because they're saxualizing any and every act of cleaning stuff with ... brushes that go into said stuff. Like, any object that's hollow and dirty. Like ... conservatives?

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    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is, that there really are products especially to keep that part of the body clean! It‘s a great market, because there are too many people who either don‘t know better or are too gullable! No, you don‘t NEED special soap or other products to clean that part of the body. The fact that these things exist, does not mean that we need them.

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    #32

    Perfectly Logical!

    Perfectly Logical!

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    Blah blah blah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t, did I have a secret child age 12 when I had a growth spurt?

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So biological men with stretch marks.....?

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they should 'fess up about their pregnancies.

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    DaisyBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had at least 15 children so, and carried them all in my boobs & thighs

    Jane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently my husband secretly had a child without me noticing.

    Emma S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on Google as I was curious as to which book this was from. It appears to be from a book called Once Gone by Blake Pierce, who is a woman so it appears that some women are clueless about female biology as well.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe. But "Blake Pierce" seems to be publishing 5+ books a year, which means it's likely at least some of the books may be written by ghost writers.

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    Beth Gael
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This author is going to go completely nuts when they discover that not only can girls get stretch marks from their hips growing _really_ fast during puberty, but that men get them too. My 6ft4 son grew 2 feet in about 5-6 months and still has horizontal stretch marks across his back from that (he's 23 now).

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had two children; I have no stretchmarks.

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the same, and I had 3 kids, one of which was 12lb 5oz! Actually, he is the one with stretch marks - got them around 14 years because he grew so fast.

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    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That weight I put on has been a baby all these years???

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In her thirties! She must be in a retirement home.

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    #33

    When Will This Myth Die?!

    When Will This Myth Die?!

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    Ellinor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't have hymens, and some other "break" when biking or doing some sports, doesn't mean I lost my "virginity" at 11 when I did equitation.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had something called a 'perforate hymen' which was full of holes but very thick and stretchy. It would tear a little when I had sex and then heal up, so I still very much had a hymen after havig penetrative sex quite a few times.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hymen Layer? I think I went to high school with him. I hear he's an accountant now.

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think virginity is so prized by so many men is that they don't want their performance compared to any previous partner the woman may have had. In addition, so many men only value a baby IF that baby is genetically theirs. So many men have such fragile egos.

    Aranora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And because they believe if a woman has had sex with another man that they store their semen and any child they have after could be from a previous lover. Because they are idiots who know nothing about how reproduction works

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    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the hymen doesn't cover the entire opening. It's more like a crescent moon or sometimes a ring. It doesn't block the opening because that would prevent menstrual blood from leaving the body. The hymen doesn't even always break with penetration! It can stretch and then return to its previous shape afterward.

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a layer, it's more like a scrunchie. Fairly similar to an inverted foreskin. Are all men with intact foreskin virgins? (Spoiler alert; they are not.)

    Morgan NicGregor
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hymen is for keeping the stool and urine out of the vagina during infancy. Period. It has nothing to do with wether you've had sex or kids.

    Soy
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Social constructs are still things.

    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but not the way oranges or elephants are.

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    #34

    Obesity?

    Obesity?

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for having organs.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a cishet female - but by god that little pooch on women is sexy!!!

    Ephemeral Mochi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro couldn't even spell obesity right 😭

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, not every girl is as tall and athletic as Akiyama Mio (his profile pic)

    cj be like
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't expect every woman to be a barbie people! if anything it shows they aren't conscious of people noticing it and that's good

    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not obesity, that's being normal.

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only women that dont have that pooch, is teen girls too young to have intercourse with, ladies with severe eating disorders and transgender women...otherwise, having a uterus is just part of life when you're a woman...anyone who doesn't find a woman attractive for having a uterus should stick with those ladies that have an Adam's apple

    Jacquie Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame he couldn't spell it well enough to look up what obesity is

    Soy
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Straight men don't like women? Do you even know what "straight" means?

    Tod Gak
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    1 year ago

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    disgusting. females who have let themselves get into this shape are an embarassment. that pooch is making me sick, she should be ashamed to wear that in public.

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just outted yourself as an incel. Too funny!

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    #35

    Tampons Do What Now??

    Tampons Do What Now??

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    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On so many levels.

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been using tampons for 30 years I don't want to think about how much blood has built up in my fallopian tubes.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so now my uterus is above my fallopian tubes?

    Cora Van der Gaag
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, in his thoughts the is so much “blood” that it rises up to your fallopian tubes. He thinks you use only one tampon for the whole period.

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, please tell me this was not written by a woman.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope they aren’t real gynaecologists and they are just writing in pretending to be one … Like couch gynaecologists… Like professional antivaxxers?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur gynecologists. They just like to dabble.

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    bookladydavina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your flow is backing up into your fallopian tubes... you got something seriously wrong with you... and it's not going to matter if you use pads or tampons...

    Elaine Harley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A couple of known gynecologists...." 🤣

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just change the tampon every four hours! or two hours! And i'm not an expert...but i'm pretty sure the tampon goes into the vagina...nowhere near the cervix?

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cervix is at the innermost end of the vagina, so a tampon inserted correctly will sit at or near the cervix. But it will, by no means, block the menstrual blood or cause any sort of build up.

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    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to those 'known gynecologists'. Everrrr!

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    #36

    Have A Think Fellas!

    Have A Think Fellas!

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fn VOTE y'all! make this sort of education mandatory!

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what should be taught in sex education school.

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incels should stop giving advice so confidently when they just make themselves look sooo ridiculously ignorant!! Every single article or advice regarding sex, states to go potty after sex for so many reasons....anyone who says otherwise is clearly a virgin...

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not guaranteed that you will get a UTI if you don't urinate after intercourse. However if you are prone to them, this is good advice.

    #37

    Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!

    Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!

    poisoned_corpse Report

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys who are uncut ARE supposed to pull back their foreskin and rinse under it. But not use soap. And the rest of it, no.

    #38

    “Please Be Honest Now”

    “Please Be Honest Now”

    ChungusMcFunkopop Report

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, yes, with you that is bound to be the case!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I don't think that very many women would tolerate sex with this guy.

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would that make him? Having sex with someone that really dosen't want to.... 🤔

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Scott, Michelle can't come to this post right now because she died from laughter. We didn't think it was possible, but when her doctor heard what you said, he indeed confirmed death by laughter, and has also been admitted for the same condition. We hope he'll pull through, but it's not looking good 😕

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see someone just tolerating it with him.

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha oh my this entire article is just hilarious!! I'm sure that as time goes on in the new dystopian, fascist America that men will become even more ignorant of how a woman's body works....personally, I think it's ridiculous that sex Ed in high school does not emphasize the importance of a woman's orgasm, including how and why that happens.we could save so many ladies a bunch of time in their twenties figuring this out on their own, it's quite a disservice...we've been too conditioned by the patriarchy to be people pleasers when we need to concentrate on pleasing our own self, sexually!! Oral sex with a random dude is gross, but when it's with a partner you care about/love, it's a lovely experience. Clearly OP doesn't have the first idea how to give a woman an orgasm, or to be an unselfish lover...if your partner acts like intimacy with you is a chore, then walk away because it's not right for either of you...with the right partner, intimacy is beautiful, bonding experience

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scott... how's the prison garb looking?

    #39

    The Secret Is Out!!

    The Secret Is Out!!

    newest-low Report

    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an unusual way to say you get turned on by golden showers.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say he's rather turned-off...

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    Koala ala ala
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 What the hell did this dude see 😂😂😂

    DaisyBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how? How was he so close to describe it?

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    Mila Sliacka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you think porn equals real life.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck what was he watching?

    WorkAholic1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta admit, out of all the posts on this page, this one has to be my favorite! "ancient water snake" and "gasping for air" lol!!!!

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the fúck was he watching?

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an ancient water snake down there? Oh cool, I always wanted a pet!

    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? I have questions about how he got that view, but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know the answer.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet cam, maybe? Or ... now, this is wild ... imagination, maybe?

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    #40

    Bro… Being On The Pill And Doing Sports Doesn’t Make You Infertile

    Bro… Being On The Pill And Doing Sports Doesn’t Make You Infertile

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe women are not breeding stock.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or have a free will of their own to choose their life, and not listen to male "peers" or priests ministers or other!

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The transformed wife, did she transform to an idiot?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the account name tells a full story I could imagine? 🤷‍♂️😬 edit: OP above

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we need more sports that involve athletes getting kicked in the balls. Oh wait women don't have those. Does that give them an unfair advantage? Make them more "competitive"?

    Jane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that up to 100% of competitive male athletes use condoms? So their sports are more important than their ability to have children. Maybe, males weren't created for competitive sports.

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a well-known nutter. I'm pretty sure it's some sort of mental illness at this point but most people with mental illnesses don't spread misinformation and misogyny like she does. Shrug.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Up to 25%" only means it's a rate less than 25%. Like 0.03% perhaps.

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman's period stops for many reasons, like stress or when she has an eating disorder. I've always wondered if that is the reason that female athletes don't have their period is due to strict dieting or eating disorders....

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally EVERYTHING is more important than having children...like having dogs!

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...created..." - I shortened this to the relevant part. And, they weren't created.

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    #41

    Apparently Having Body Hair Means You're Not Clean

    Apparently Having Body Hair Means You're Not Clean

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I wonder if he shaves or waxes?

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta appreciate it when guys let their red flags fly so openly.

    Nick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for a bald girl with no eyebrows.......

    MarvinsMom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want my full grown woman to look like a small child, is that weird?"

    #42

    Oh God I Just Can't Process This Information

    Oh God I Just Can't Process This Information

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    Ritchat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "didn't cause irritation or burning FOR MORE THAN A COUPLE OF HOURS"... I can't even. And all those spelling mistakes. I wouldn't even take advice from this person on how to open a door.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why education is important!

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fûcking way this is written by an actual woman.

    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has *got* to be someone with a penis and delusional thinking.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bloke and that made me cross my legs and squirm!

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a proposal for you. Why don't you use sanitizer in your mouth everytime you have eaten and we will see how it goes.

    antoinette maldari
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have pee stains on your bra, you're doing it wrong.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. I remember a series of VHS called "Golden Girls", which consisted a straight-man's phantasies about lesbians having golden showers and then, lesbianing further. I think the word "lesbianing" was even written out on one of the boxes. Remember, when VHS got old and Beate Uhse (adult stuff store in germany), or similar stores, had huge sales of discounted VHS to make room for DVD? That's when a friend and I got a lot of true gems, and disgusting stuff. We considered these to be both.

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    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, men, women, anyone who needs to know...if you do this to your vagina, it will become angry. All kidding aside, your vaginal pH value is no joke and overwashing can cause yeast infections, BV, UTIs, etc. Don't do this. Keep it clean, but don't get crazy.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Douching is NOT healthy. I will agree that Vagisil though. Good stuff when you get itchy.

    Brandie Litchfield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 'advice' was clearly not written by a woman. Or anyone that even knows women....wow....

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    #43

    Get Fat. It Is Just That Simple

    Get Fat. It Is Just That Simple

    LifesGlitch Report

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there are a lot of fitness influencers that try to persuade people this is true. “If you follow my routine then you can get my curvy body.”

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First place the fat goes on, first place the fat comes off!!!

    Foxxy says Hello
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't work that way. One of the first places I lose fat is my boobs. If only it came of my belly and butt.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am proof you can be fat with smaller breasts

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women who worry about boob size are worried about being sexually attractive. So, yeah, by all means chub out. That always drives men wild with desire.

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    #44

    Women Shaving

    Women Shaving

    ExpertAccident Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shave my baby mustache! It's faster than plucking them. I have fair skin and dark hair, they are noticeable if not removed from my face. Gotta be something in my genes

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's normal for women to have facial hair.

    H.J. King
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a high testosterone level. So, I have always had facial hair that I shave regularly.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a fine, wispy mustache. And I have a patch of hair undee my chin that I call my beard, lol. It started growing right around the time I had my son, when I developed PCOS. I shave them both, when I remember to. Sometimes I forget. My husband doesn't care. He loves me either way lol.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when I was growing up we had an understanding that you should never comment on a woman's whiskers. Somehow this basic bit of social decency has disappeared, along with an awful lot of basic respect for women's privacy.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gawd...I waxed my stach once and just about died! The struggle is real

    #45

    Apparently Women Can't Have A Model Body After Giving Birth Because They're Lazy

    Apparently Women Can't Have A Model Body After Giving Birth Because They're Lazy

    notlittlelad Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the baby is running around at 9 months?

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 of mine were walking at just over that. It was hard wirk!

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    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what's that about beef? If you like it, I suppose overeating is kinda easy. If you hate it, I suppose overeating is kinda hard. I haven't eaten any in 27 years, and ... now, my balls did NOT fall off! Not yet? I was kinda told to expect that by people who, in total, seem to know the male reproductive system about as well as the protagonists of this know the female. Or so. Anyway ... this thread makes me ... anyway.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want my wife turning hideous after birth. One such parent is already more than enough for any child.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body kept on a nice extra 5lbs until I was done breastfeeding. Three kids. Every single time.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong, Wrong and wrong. Spoken in the true style of someone who knows absolutely nothing about women and their bodies.!

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As usual, a mail giving advice to a woman on how to lose weight is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Especially after a woman has given birth…

    #46

    “Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology

    “Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology

    Other-Cantaloupe4765 Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never reached organism. I do not care what Biology has said.

    Snow_White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This understanding comes from Freud. He believed that when women mature, they should transition into reaching orgasms only by vaginal penetration. If they don't, they haven't developed properly. Fun fact, Freud is the father of psychology and is studied in schools to this day.

    Jason B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvotes are the least of your concerns, friend.

    Justanotherpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what on earth has age got to do with anythng?

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female orgasm doesn't exist though. (Facetious, for those who don't realise)

    #47

    I Genuinely Do Not Understand

    I Genuinely Do Not Understand

    DifficultHydra Report

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    #48

    On A Thread Discussing How Men Can Tell If A Woman Is Faking An Orgasm Or Not

    On A Thread Discussing How Men Can Tell If A Woman Is Faking An Orgasm Or Not

    anon Report

    #49

    Apparently Women Can Stop A Rape By “Clenching Your Thighs”

    Apparently Women Can Stop A Rape By “Clenching Your Thighs”

    ActualDepressedPOS Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This world has gone down the drain.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reversing things, OP, the next time you're naked in a bed with a woman ... er, ok, never mind.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her to insert a finger (or dildo) into your anys, while clenching your butt cheeks...

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    #50

    Yeah, Sure Bud

    Yeah, Sure Bud

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This loser has never been with an actual woman in his life and it shows.

    #51

    Just Seen This On R/Sex

    Just Seen This On R/Sex

    123-fake-street_ Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy knows remarkably little about the a*s, considering that he is one.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get out of the a**l sex convo...Say yes you'll do it if he goes first...95% success rate of subject changing

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when you think you've heard it all...

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    #52

    Probably A Racist Incel With An Asian Fetish

    Probably A Racist Incel With An Asian Fetish

    Temnodontosaurus Report

    Koala ala ala
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do a lot of these ideas even come from? 🤔😵‍💫

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we can definitely rule out "brains" as a possible source

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? It gets reeeaaaallly weird here...

    #53

    No Mate, I'm Just On My Period, Just Because You Walk Around In Crusty Ten Day Old Boxers, Stop Projecting Huni

    No Mate, I'm Just On My Period, Just Because You Walk Around In Crusty Ten Day Old Boxers, Stop Projecting Huni

    jadziapuppydoggirl Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, dogs can easily smell when you are on your period.

    Kelley Baltierra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nvm that this is what dogs do to everyone...

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah dogs...when my daughter started her monthly and the dog got super interested in that area and would wonder why and I'd be like "it happens when you lie to your mother cause your a*5 is full of BOLOGNA!!!!!"

    #54

    Found This Gem

    Found This Gem

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbie feet, lordosis and anterior pelvic tilt are now sexy - and 7'5" seriously?

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jaw on slender man is killing me this morning

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be satire. Please. If there is a god They could not possibly allow this sincerely.

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our feet have evolved for high heels? I wish that was true.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they did, I sure as hell didn't get those genes! 😂

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you imagine sitting on a bony asš like that?! 🤣🤣🤣

    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly a joke.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they want women to have curvature of the spine, they want their feet to be permanently stuff so they can’t walk properly so basically they want them to be completely disabled so they can’t do anything and unable to run?? Stuck in a wheelchair completely depending on the mood to do everything and distract… That is absolutely terrifying. And gross. You just KNOW an incel that watches that anime shít made this.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That jawbone ... aaaaaaahahahahahaha ... no, I can't even ... yes, no ... maybe ... I don't know ...

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    #55

    If Your Pastor Is Being Influenced By This "Pastor", Run!!!

    If Your Pastor Is Being Influenced By This "Pastor", Run!!!

    latitus78 Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pastor" should try running around with two bowling balls in a sports bra for about a month and then re approach the conversation.

    Holly Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not just in their bra, but attached to their skin. I have big tatas and it Hurts to excercise. All sports bras do is squish your boobs against your chest but if your tits are big enough there is no amount of fabric that can hold them in place that you can still allow movement. The only sports bra I had where I could jog without feeling a horrendous yank with every movement was so tight I couldn't actually breathe so put rest to any sports anyway. ALSO they're not even useful for feeding babies because they're so goddam huge I couldn't see my baby when I was trying to feed them, I was so concerned about smothering them the whole time. Clothes aren't desgined for my body so I never felt attractive growing up. Honestly it feels like their only purpose is to be fetishised. There are complications with any surgery but honestly if you really enjoy sport don't let tits get in your way, good for her.

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he care what a 17 year old girl does to her own body? Creepy, pervy incel.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he is circumcized?

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another pervert he should Mind his own business.

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    #56

    Female Body Hair Doesn’t Exist According To This Person

    Female Body Hair Doesn’t Exist According To This Person

    parrotsaregoated Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder more if she's driving while doing this, I hope not.

    Emmy S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The username tells you everything you need to know.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a recent video game called Horizon with a female lead character. They programmed her to have small face hairs, like an actual human female because they were going for realism. Some gamers lost their mind claiming women don’t have any hair on their face and that “having a beard meant she’s a male character”.

    #57

    I Think This Is The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Time

    I Think This Is The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard In A Long Time

    arafello Report

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I did shake my head and then the sudden urge to slap this guy

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the beginning I was like 'ok, he's asking, he's trying to learn from the people who have lived experience maybe this shouldn't be in the list' - then I read the question and omfg🤦🏻‍♀️

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies? Some get their period around 10 years old, total creepy a*s vibe here.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I'm sure that the OP has some expertise in this area. He no doubt has witnessed, up close and personal, many, many women shaking heir heads.

    DaisyBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I did start shaking my head in a very exorcist style when hearing things like this so - very womanly of me I think

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what? I'm not even mad at this. If this is a guy who is genuinely asking & trying to educate themselves, then please ask questions. We would rather a small moment of silly misunderstanding and showing that you actually care how our bodies work than making stuff up and believing it like these others.

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but that was 75 years ago. I can't remember what day of the week it is. And given my upbringing and life at 10 I imagine I felt more like a sacrificial lamb than a "woman".

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly question to ask, but at least he asked instead of assuming he knew the answer.

    MarvinsMom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk I was 9. But I bet I looked at LEAST 12.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, after your first period head shaking becomes more 'slow-mo' as their hair floats gently on the air from the momentum.

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    #58

    Wake Up Babe, A New Surgical Procedure To Make Us Feel Insecure About Our Genitalia Just Dropped!

    Wake Up Babe, A New Surgical Procedure To Make Us Feel Insecure About Our Genitalia Just Dropped!

    Flamelilly97 Report

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you labia does not need puffing. Hope that helps.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the picture on the left is labelled “normal,” then the picture on the right must be “abnormal.”

    Ann Mohrmann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the goddamn chicken fried f**k??!!!?!?!

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the blue hell is this shít!!??? Please tell me this is satire!!???

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next time someone is down there checking it, I'll ask their opinion.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!!! This is a thing? I was kinda thinking it was the female equivalent of a fluffer but this is a whole procedure!!!

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    #59

    Made Up Statistics And No Knowledge Of How Physiques Work

    Made Up Statistics And No Knowledge Of How Physiques Work

    mydiversion Report

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attractiveness also comes from thinking... what Bjorn didn't do. Sorry Bjorn...

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    #60

    Bro Knows Everything

    Bro Knows Everything

    Objective-Panic-6426 Report

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written by a horny 13-17-year old who read too much Andrew Tate stuff or watched too many male centered porn? (my wild guess)

    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not wild at all. Probably 14-16 year old. Right on point

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone wishes they had big balls.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way this charming little piece of garbage talks it just shows that it’s a young teenager/male and has never been with a woman in its life. Absolutely disgusting, I hope the parents find out and beat the c**p out of it and take the phone away. Sometimes violence IS the answer…

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's far from rhe worst thing here, but "very less" makes me shudder...

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be honest with you. When I read "as man let me explain this to you" I shut you down your ignorance and shut the door.

    #61

    Idk What To Say About This

    Idk What To Say About This

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is dirt, in every sense.

    Carilyn Beverly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked up the account; I'm speechless. The above post is tame compared to his other posts :( I truly do not understand some humans

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    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I’m safe then because I am a triple amputee… You won’t be looking at my feet because I won’t let you. Regardless, what an absolute dumbárse thing to say. I don’t know where these people are coming up with these things but I need to get off this site for tonight because this is just ridiculous 😂 . Enjoy everybody I’ll see everyone later. For more stupidity and loss of brain cells.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, In my wife's case, her wellies leaked.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy checked his brain - at the door, apparently.

    #62

    There’s A Lot To Unpack Here

    There’s A Lot To Unpack Here

    donutlover417 Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, please don't reproduce.... or better yet just stay away from women altogether.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly spread through French kissing 😂

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know his scary a*s mom told him that to keep him away from those "dirty girls"..

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are they getting these people? Its past April first.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. I kissed a French girl when I was 14, should I be concerned?

    #63

    Man Believes That Girls Biologically Cannot Wear Pants As Part Of A School Uniform

    Man Believes That Girls Biologically Cannot Wear Pants As Part Of A School Uniform

    MonadoSoyBoi Report

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it once that our clothing is mixed up based on what you've got in your underwear. People with vaginas should be wearing trousers due to there being no need to accommodate an unsightly bulge and people with penises should be wearing skirts to allow for maximum cooling and dangling. Makes me laugh when people get caught up on clothing. Why is this person focusing on the hips and breasts of children being easily observed exactly?

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and the very same people "call out" the "oversexualization" in primary schools. Or however they named their delusion - it's very obvious it's theirs, otherwise, there wouldn't be this to be commented, eh?

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Female students can’t fit shirts and trousers? A couple of years after I finished at school they changed the uniform requirements so that all students could wear trousers or skirts or shorts. Whatever they wanted. And shirts were always part of the uniform. Parents and teachers don’t want female students in clingy blouses to “show off their breasts” as Gender Critic seems to want.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, having to wear skirts in cold weather, that limits what you can do and how you can sit, just because you are a female seems oppressive to me.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, don't they make trousers that specifically fit the biology?

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make them so that they fit nobody. No boy, no girl, no one. It's a complicated science, to ... to, uh ... to prevent school uniforms being stolen. Or ... so ...

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    #64

    Yes, You Are The A**hole. Use Them

    Yes, You Are The A**hole. Use Them

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or hear me out here, she could just dump his a*s and stick to her toys.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let me get this straight... You want her to be satisfied, but not with you... got it.

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was easy. You made it about you and you aren't the one with the problem so easy fix is get rid of you, keep the vibrator.

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonkers - toys are great as part of a good sex life

    #65

    "That's How Intelligent The Human Body Is!"

    "That's How Intelligent The Human Body Is!"

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    Beth Gael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the risk of being piled on, this is.... sort of true. Women do produce different milks depending on the sex of the child [not different "quality"--both are similar quality, just different chemical makeup]. A woman's breast milk will also change if the child is ill or the weather is hot/cold and depending on frequency of feeds. It's pretty nifty, even if the mechanism is not completely understood. [Side note: most mammals do this, but incompletely different ways--so how human milk differs between sexes is not the same as how rhesus monkey milk differs between sexes]. In any event, human milk is personalised, and not just by sex of the child. https://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2014/02/17/3946253.htm

    #66

    Not This Old Chestnut

    Not This Old Chestnut

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    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. She thinks the amount of people a woman has murdered affects their ability to bond. Might be on to something.

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    #67

    Pleasing Women Is An Esoteric Puzzle

    Pleasing Women Is An Esoteric Puzzle

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allow me to translate: 'Different people are turned on by different things, and I can't get my head around that.'

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Lord! It's almost like we're individuals!

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it would help if you were not drunk? Just asking.

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the same person. I am old and no one has ever said the word coochie to me in any context.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very simple. Step 1: find bean. Step 2: flick bean. Step 3: repeat a lot. Unfortunately many men apparently fall short at step 1.

    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deceleration of independence! This guy accidentally came up with a term US women's rights activists should have a field day with.

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    #68

    This. Is. Not. A. Uterus

    This. Is. Not. A. Uterus

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    #69

    There Are Girls Who Get Their Periods As Young As Five Years Old. Are They Considered Women To This Person?

    There Are Girls Who Get Their Periods As Young As Five Years Old. Are They Considered Women To This Person?

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    #70

    Public Hair Can Actually Lessen The Chance Of A Uti, Yeast Infections, And Vaginitis In Some Scenarios

    Public Hair Can Actually Lessen The Chance Of A Uti, Yeast Infections, And Vaginitis In Some Scenarios

    ExpertAccident Report

    Duh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grooming and hygiene are two different things

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public or pubic? There's a difference.

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times people spell it "public"...

    #71

    “Period Diarrhea” Isn’t A Thing

    “Period Diarrhea” Isn’t A Thing

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    G R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trans women very obviously don't menstruate.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, some of us do. Mostly the ones who were born intersex, assigned male at birth, but still have female reproductive organs in us. Admittedly there's not very many of us like that, but there are some! I've been getting periods since I was 16 in spite of my original gender assignment, and they've honestly only gotten more annoying since dropping my natural T levels and letting my natural E levels dominate.

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    Foxxy says Hello
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Period poops are definitely a thing. Maybe not for everyone, but a large proportion.

    Ann Mohrmann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Period diarrhea is only a thing in that the hormonal changes will cause lots of cis-women to HAVE diarrhea during their period.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a transperson I'm gonna say the trans woman is delusional, yes, but the focus here is the moron who thinks period poops isn't a thing.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read once that trans women can have “periods” with many symptoms except the obvious one, i.e. mood swings, cramping, but I don’t know if it’s true.

    CF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be incorrect, but I'm making a very educated guess (BS in biology + Dr VetMed) using years of college level science and my natural curiosity + pursuit of knowledge: trans women should not have pseudo-periods or symptoms of periods. Periods of cis women occur due to fluctuations in hormones. The hormones of trans women are artificial (pills), and I'd expect they take a standard and stable dose each day. So no hormone fluctuations = no periods.

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    #72

    Airtight Vagina?

    Airtight Vagina?

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    #73

    Found On Incel Forum

    Found On Incel Forum

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken like a true incel that will never come close to "a nasty woman" or her holes ever.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incel for woman - short for femoid which is a blend of female and humanoid - it's hate speech.

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *imagine* because that all he CAN do!

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wouldn't want you there anyway

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait 'till he finds out they all smell different!

    Duh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Username says it all

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so serious thing here, does the “fish” thing hold true for anyone? I think it’s more cheesy. Kinda a weird question but I do wonder. Is the fish thing for period blood?

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So there's a certain chemical in the human body (can't remember what it is, and too tired to Google right now lol) that can give off that type of smell. Certain circumstances, like BV as Elf says, or even like, if you've been on a camping trip in the summer and haven't been able to shower for a few days, can bring that smell out. Not like, pure dead fish smell. But like, a little fishy. But if you're clean and healthy, no, it won't smell like that. My high school chemistry teacher actually explained this, lmao.

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    #74

    It's Not Like A Women Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash

    It's Not Like A Women Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the words "dummy" and "car crash" came up, they always thought of men. Go figure.

    Holly Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    car crashed were also deadlier to children because for the 'child dummy' they just used a scale down version of a male dummy which has the same problem in that the centre of gravity is off so it doesn't react the same way

    #75

    Uterus Penetration

    Uterus Penetration

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... who says that? Guys with 4in or less?

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We deserve some sort of prize for making it to the bottom of this list

    CF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, I didn't the fallopian tubes to be so large. I've seen hundreds of dog and cat uteruses, but obviously have never spayed a human 😄

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    #76

    Surely It Could Not Be Other Possible Factors

    Surely It Could Not Be Other Possible Factors

    ExpertAccident Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's actual genuine research looking into things like this🤷🏻‍♀️

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say that I've actually read something like this. That who you prefer can change depending on HBC. don't remember the results though.

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    #77

    What, In All Sincerity, The F**k?

    What, In All Sincerity, The F**k?

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    #78

    They Don’t Know There’s Cisgender Women Who Have Very Flat Breasts Or None At All

    They Don’t Know There’s Cisgender Women Who Have Very Flat Breasts Or None At All

    parrotsaregoated Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with the title I'm not sure what this one was trying to say. Is it someone suggesting that having small breasts is a sign of someone being lesbian?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're using a photo of Dylan Mulvaney, a trans woman, before her surgery, presumably to highlight the use breast implants as gender affirming surgery for both trans and cis women.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this about representation, and how the US flag can be backwards (and the stars are different sizes) but tartan is correct at any angle or reversed?

    #79

    Woke Raider

    Woke Raider

    anon Report

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it always men that look like a huge pile of dog poo that critize womens looks?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there is no downside for them in alienating women?

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    Cosmo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they think an A-cup is???

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the pic, I think it's on the larger side of B, or the smaller side of C. A, definately, is smaller than what she's been equipped with.

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    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and, even if. So? She's like supposed to ... raid tombs? How do you look doing so? Ever raided any tombs, even?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as I can still take someone out with a climbing axe, I couldn't care less what she looks like.

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