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Chandler Bing says more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people do all day. Are all of them haha funny? No. But we still love the guy and would never question his sense of humor.
You could describe 'Bad Science Jokes' in pretty much the same words. This fun online project posts more corny puns and ridiculous photos than most meme pages, and it's exactly why we follow it — the content is so bad, it's actually good.
We at Bored Panda covered 'Bad Science Jokes' a few months ago, but during that time Melissa Miller, the woman running the show, has been keeping herself real busy so we just had to make an update!
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#1
Tell Me About It In The Comments
fuggnuggins 4 years ago (edited)
Already been done. https://web.archive.org/ ... https://archive.org/ ... Also outputs contradictory evidence to things that people are now convinced are true just because they've heard it three times or more. The government websites are particularly interesting.
Load More Replies... Vorknkx 4 years ago
I'm still traumatized by Pluto not being considered a planet anymore (it was during my school years).
Beck 4 years ago
8 planets sounds funny in my mouth. 9 planets. That is better.and what did my very elephant mother served us??? Without Pluto we will never know!! It is pickles. My Very Elegant Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles. See? We need Pluto.
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ilikeplants 4 years ago
This is actually an amazing idea. I would LOVE it if someone would do this. Otherwise, every generation goes on repeating the things they learned in their teens, and without constantly reading up on every subject (which no adult the has time for) it's impossible not to be outdated.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
*Antivaxxer* "This is not real research! Where are the essential oils!"
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S. 4 years ago
Haven't even graduated from high school and I have so many doubts about the validity of the “tongues have different sections for different tastes” thing.
May 4 years ago
Well yeah.. Nobody is saying it isn't. Do you mean Pluto?
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Julieandthephatones 3 years ago
if someone could make this!!! omg this is such an amazing idea
Cydney Golden 4 years ago
Whenever a kid would say it looks like the continents fit together like a puzzle it was immediately shot down by 1950s/60s teachers.
Tara Curry 4 years ago
Not science, but I was taught that the Civil War was about secession and not slavery. I'm from Connecticut, but my history teacher was from the South, y'all.
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
Having graduated from a US public school, I know that, outside of maths, 85% of what I was taught has been altered in some fashion or discredited.
Wondering Alice 4 years ago
YES! I was in the back of a science lesson and the teacher was drawing a plant cell on the board. I was trying to catch her eye and shake my head - it was all wrong. My biology degree was 20years out of date - she was a little older. After class she said - I know what you mean but that is what is on the exam and in their books. I asked her when did it change and why. She said she had no idea, but the same thing had happened to so much of what she had learned..... Boooooo
Twodogsandapicnictable 4 years ago
Sounds good. Until Q gets in there and starts telling everyone that the Earth is flat and vaccines cause autism. Some facts need updating, but there's also a lot of loonies that just want to rewrite everything they disagree with.
Candia Lee 4 years ago
In my youth, I studied entomology. I know they have reassigned some insects, added an order or two. I imagine other biologies have also had similar changes.
Persephone 4 years ago
Wait... So this will pay for my student loan debt based on this info too right?!?
John Baker 4 years ago
So your first year in school was in the 15th century, was it? We've known about other galaxies since long before the Hubble.
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Spooky Sea Turtles And Crabs
Just like last time, we managed to get in touch with Melissa and she was kind enough to have a little chat with us about 'Bad Science Jokes.'
When asked which subjects do her fans seem to be interested in the most, she told Bored Panda that "my followers really seem to like anything animal-themed. Another one that always excites is astronomy. Astronomy is one of my favorites to meme about, too. There's a lot more than 'Uranus is gassy' but that one never fails to get a laugh!"
There's a somewhat common misconception that running a meme page is as simple as reposting the stuff you find on Reddit. While that might be true for some generic conceptless Trashtagram, 'Bad Science Jokes' is an entirely different case. There's a reason why it has hundreds of thousands of followers, and that's mindful content curation.
#3
Clouds
River Webb 4 years ago (edited)
"oh my god cloudia did you see that loser's clothes today!? humans are so disgusting!"
#4
I'm Feeling Jupiter-Ish Today
#5
We Have Any Doctors In The Comments?
"I've been running 'Bad Science Jokes' for almost a decade now," Melissa said.
"A few things I look for are popularity of the subject and meme template, asking if I laughed (I'm easily entertained so I better laugh at it!), and seeing if it's been over-posted or over-used. I try to not post the same stuff that every other science or meme page is posting. I like being the trailblazer of the science meme world."
"I have some groups around the web that I use to help find or create content," she explained. "My group 'Unappreciated Puns' on Facebook and 'BadScienceJokes: the Group', also on Facebook. There, people help me find great puns or even send me memes!"
But sometimes the stars align and it can be as easy as seeing a picture and thinking to yourself, 'Yup, that'll do.'
#6
I Love When Bots Write Things
#8
Find Some Time Today To Look At A Good View
Now that 'Bad Science Jokes' has become so successful, Melissa said that at the same time she feels both more and less pressure working on it.
"I have literally been on a fancy dinner date and yelled, 'Wait, I didn't post on 'Bad Science Jokes' today!' I take it very seriously. Some days, like anyone, I get burnt out and will not post as frequently. I usually will allude to my followers what happened by captioning a post [something along the lines of], 'Be sure to take a break today!' or 'You're more than a selfie at a crazy angle.' We all get caught up in the online world and our online personas. We all need to make efforts to get out of the cycle, if for nothing more than our own sanity."
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Tattoos Are Forever. skin Isn't
"'Bad Science Jokes' may just be a meme page but to me, it is so much more than that," Melissa added. "I have been able to start my own business (Digi-Buzz) through the help of 'Bad Science Jokes.' I have heard of people making friends by sending screenshots of my memes in group chats or in school. I heard of someone asking someone to prom with the 'Bad Science Jokes' book!"
"I don't know if other meme pages can say the same, but I have been blessed with a community of people who really enjoy the content and want more. They have been able to bring 'Bad Science Jokes' into their lives even off their phones and computers. It has been an amazing ride, and I hope this ride continues for a long time."
#13
Too Bad He Never Got A Thicc One...
#14
Very Disrespectful
#15
Is It Spooky Season Yet?
#16
Good Night, Friends. Try To Sleep Correctly
#18
"My Baby Is An Astronaut And A Navy Seal And A.... " my Mom: My Daughter Runs A Meme Page That She Pretends Is A Big Deal
Supernatural 4 years ago
Read this guys wiki page....he never had it easy either...some story..hats off sir!
#19
You Got This You Funky Duck
#20
This Eel Is Bananas. B A N A...
ZAPanda 4 years ago
at least it's not like birds. Birders have this habit of naming birds anything other than what they look like. People: see bird with red head and triangular beak.Normal person: "Let's call it the red-headed finch." Birder: "Let's call it the lesser pied brown-backed finch".
#21
Same
River Webb 4 years ago
I relate to all of this except for the fact that i'm bad in theory and even worse in real life
#22
Hoooo Is That?
More Thinking Needed 4 years ago
After reading, he's probably going to Hooters for a beer and some wings.
#23
Lol Harry Goes To Hogwarts
#24
Me-Wow
#25
Wiggling
#26
Fact
Wilf 4 years ago
Sorry to be such a geek, but in 2020 there was around 62,000 registered vessels in the world trading fleet, which represents around 2 billion tons. A 1mm rise in sea level requires 10-power of 12 per km squared. So the effect of taking every ship out of the water would be irrelevant. HOWEVER- global shipping accounts for around 940 million tons of C02 annually, which represents around 2.5% of global C02 emissions. Shipping also contributes to climate change through emissions of clack carbon from burning fuel oil. To put that in perspective- shipping accounts for more C02 and carbon pollution than global aviation...
#27
...
River Webb 4 years ago
and then you eventually form an emotional connection with the people in those hallucinations and cry when they're killed off
#28
Dinosaur
#29
Congrats On The Record?
#30
Un-Paw-Reciated Feel Free To Send Me Pictures Of Pets Doing Work. Bonus Points For Frogs. I'm Kinda Into Frogs Right Now
Oopsydaisy 4 years ago
And yet when a student tells her their dog ate their homework, she won't believe them
#31
"Killing People? That Is... That Is My Least Favorite Thing To Do" - Carl
#32
I Love These Memes
#33
Just A Handful Of Memes. Enjoy
#34
Creative Writing Prompt. Tell A Short Story, In The Comments, Of A Crimescene With Both Koala Prints And Human Prints
#35
Do Not Combust On Company Time
#36
Tag Someone Who May Be Better Than A Stegosaurus
#37
I. Am. Power
#38
Yes. I Know This Is An Old Joke.no I Do Not Care
#39
"Thanks"
#40
Um. Nevermind. Here. Take Your Money
#41
Marinara Sauce Is From Volcanoes
#42
I'm 26 And This Is True
#43
Interesting
Snorkeldorf 4 years ago
Or, you have a suspicious charge of $1,499.99 on your Amazon account. Please call us immediately and provide your bank number and all your personal info so we can resolve this.
#44
Unfortunately
#45
I'm Onto You.also You Neil Armstrong. Aka A. Lien
#46
Take It.i Don't Want It Anymore
#47
Yup
#48
You May Now Bug The Bride
#49
I Can't Get A Good Picture On A Cell Phone Because I'm Ugly But Real Recognizes Real
#50
Can You Believe It's Not 2020? It's Literally Almost A Year Past It
#51
Send The Goods
#52
Maybe I Am A Rat
Oopsydaisy 4 years ago
Clearly we give our rats cocaine before taking them to a jazz club. It would be cruel otherwise.
#53
The Cardinal Knows My Secrets
#54
Off Topic But I'd Love To Hear Stories Of Weird Sh*t You Did Or Someone Else Did To You That You Can Never Forget
#55
Only One Has Cocomelon
#56
Rip Norm
Catherine Graffham 4 years ago
I want my body donated to science, but specifically to a body farm. It’s where they study decomposition and can help with forensics and archaeology
#58
That Human Is Set To Vibrate
#59
I'm Going To Bed At 8pm Because My Patience Is On Negative Right Now And I'm Running On Fumes
#60
Fake It Till You Make It
Pungent Sauce 4 years ago
“Well here’s the problem, you’re never going to get 4K through a 1990’s AV cable, you need HDMI for that.”
#61
What Was The Funniest Thing You Saw On The Walls Of Your School?ill Start. #birdville High Had A Sign At The Water Fountains In 2013 That Said "#thirsty?" Which Did Not Mean What The Student Council Thought It Meant. Lol
#65
Brains
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
A biology exam from Trump would be: "How come I have big hands but a small mushroom? "
#66
The Metric System Has Failed Us
#67
With Or Without The Internet, Cat Memes Will Live On #facebookdown
#68
Never Let Anyone Make Your Dreams Into A Joke. Unless They Want To Be A Comedian And You're Cool With It I Guess
#69
Yum
#70
Early Birds
#71
Can't Believe It
#72
It's Electrifying To Meet You
#73
Lol It's The Butt Planet
John Baker 4 years ago
"We wish you much success and happiness in your career at Taco Bell." ~ The Harvard Admissions Dept.
#74
I'm Waiting
#75
Don't Believe You're A Weed. You Are A Cornstalk. You Can Do Great, And Corny, Things
Mary Hiers 4 years ago
One year I got a random cornstalk in my gutter. I live inside city limits, so IDK how the heck it got there. I halfway hated taking it down, after its incredible journey and effort to grow.
#76
A Handful Of Memes For Your Viewing Pleasure
#77
I'm. Gonna Go Right On This
#78
One? Or Two? one..... Or Two?
#79
Joke
#80
Relatively Speaking
#82
Well Even When We Meet Again It Will Still Be Divisible But Yah
#83
Well I Do
#84
I Promise I Won't Hand You Over To The Government For Scientific Experiments
#85
Brothers
#86
I Will Chloro-Fill This Office With Positive Energy That You And Your Team Will Appreciate
Samantha Power 4 years ago
I remember once going for an interview, the boss didn't bother asking questions (he had read my CV) and told me to come in next day for my Uniform. There once were times like that.
#87
With This In Mind I'd Still Suggest You Donate Blood If You Can
#88
Smort
Got Myself 4 Dwarves 4 years ago
Good old paracetamol here, don't think anyone refers to it as a specific brand, I'm struggling to even think of a brand name. I usually just buy the 30p packets of the shops own one since they're all the same
#89
A Scheme To Promote His Book
#90
Sad
#91
My Pupils
#92
I Know You Don't Want To But Use Free Time On The Weekends To Prepare For The Week Ahead
#93
Place Your Bets
#94
2+2 Does Equal 4. interesting
#95
Please Don't Do This - Have To Specify Since Ig And Fb Say I'm Being H@rmful If I Don't. So Just Don't. K Thanks
#96
Everything Slid At University...
#97
Never Gonna Give You Up Never Gonna Let You Down
#99
No One Wants Ohio
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fuggnuggins 4 years ago
I'm not sure who the bigger villain is: the person who wrote the bot or the people that click down, eventually resulting in the message being hidden and sparking my curiosity.
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tuzdayschild 4 years ago
If Brenda were still alive, I'd GoFund a horse for her.
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alloutbikes@yahoo.com 3 years ago
#35 The warning picture has a mini dinosaur doing a flip into the mouth. What is that warning and where is it? I think I need to avoid this place.
fuggnuggins 4 years ago
I'm not sure who the bigger villain is: the person who wrote the bot or the people that click down, eventually resulting in the message being hidden and sparking my curiosity.
Load More Replies... tuzdayschild 4 years ago
If Brenda were still alive, I'd GoFund a horse for her.
Load More Replies... alloutbikes@yahoo.com 3 years ago
#35 The warning picture has a mini dinosaur doing a flip into the mouth. What is that warning and where is it? I think I need to avoid this place.
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