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Decorating your home can be a fun experience. You can enhance its strengths, hide its weaknesses, and make it a reflection of yourself. Or you can put the toilet in the kitchen, transform the pool into a flower pot and call it a day. It's your choice. Just don't be surprised if photos of your chateau end up on the internet and people laugh their heads off.

The subreddit "Housing Manure" (sorry for butchering the name but I have to paraphrase) is a place where Redditors have been gathering to do just that. Sharing the worst design, construction, and living conditions, they've successfully proven time and time again that, for better or worse, human creativity knows no limits.

#1

Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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Similar to fashion, interior trends come and go, but true style is forever. Ideas often move in cycles, often reactionarily to external influences like social change and technology. To know which trends are currently in, I contacted interior architect and lecturer of interior design at Vilnius College of Design, Judita Striukienė.

"I think nowadays eclectic solutions are on the rise; it's really popular to combine different interior design styles," Striukienė told Bored Panda. "In fact, it's quite rare to discover a place that is true to just one school. When you say a home was designed according to a certain style, you usually mean that some elements have an advantage in that place over the others or there is some sort of leitmotif throughout the entire space."

"These elements are often dictated by the urban surroundings or the owner's wants and desires, including their hobbies, favorite furniture, the art that they own, and so on."

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    “Congrats To The Neighbor Below For The New Chandelier”

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    Instant Insulation, Just Add Manual Labor

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    Some aspects of interior design, however, are more universal than others. "First and foremost, spaces have to be functional. Everything else is more or less decor, creating a certain mood," Judita Striukienė said. "Only after a designer makes the apartment or house serve the owner's lifestyle and everyday life can they start working on other things like eliminating the flaws of that particular place."

    After these crucial steps, interior designers usually move to more subjective matters.

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    #4

    This Is Abysmal

    This Is Abysmal

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    #5

    This Monstrosity

    This Monstrosity

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call Doctor Strange. The time-space continuum is collapsing!

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    As you can see from the pictures, there are plenty of ways to mess up the look of your home. But Judita Striukienė said it's not just the visual aesthetic that's at stake.

    "Firstly, we have to mention technical mistakes—unnecessary interventions into the structure of the building. People make them due to a lack of knowledge and/or overestimating their abilities. Because of that, some real estate developers are now providing buyers with detailed lists of what they can and cannot touch."

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    The interior architect recalled a time when a person damaged the construction of the entire facade just because they wanted a niche in their shower!

    #6

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making use of available space,just be sure to back in.

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    #7

    My Eyes Hurt

    My Eyes Hurt

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but the market isn't mature yet for a stained kitchen which would never look clean

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    Then there are the financial mistakes. "How often people miscalculate can vary from culture to culture, but a huge investment into a property (one that will not pay off when selling it) can hurt quite a lot. For example, you can spend a small fortune on altering the floor plan but it might not add any value or, even worse, future buyers might find the changes irrational."

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    Judita said other common mistakes occur in the kitchen and bathroom; places where you really need to know the materials. The good thing here is that the answers are usually clear-cut and known to most industry experts.

    But something tells me even they couldn't have saved some of these homes from their owners.

    #8

    2nd Floor Jacuzzi Anyone?

    2nd Floor Jacuzzi Anyone?

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    #9

    This Is A Terrible Idea

    This Is A Terrible Idea

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    #10

    Pleather Cabinets

    Pleather Cabinets

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    kaylynn L
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the oven looks shocked!

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL...I would be too...this is one of the tackiest abominations I have ever laid eyes on! WOW.

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those people who need to be in a padded cell, but also like to cook.

    Georgia Hebert
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly, the purple kitchen looks much better to me...

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks kind of flammable to have above a stove.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the kind of kitchen you might find in a padded cell. :-O

    Dio
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Russian, I can see someone doing this in Russia, thinking it's classy...

    Rui
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will look for tanjiro to kill me

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whao! It give me padded room vibes. Like welcolme in One flew over the cuckoo's nest

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck getting the cooking grease off.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be a criminal offense.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most tacky mess I've ever seen!

    WolfyDragon_82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sofas are supposed to be on the floor,not the wall

    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes me want to vomit.

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the inside of a coffin

    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vibe there makes it look like they should be cremating people in that oven.

    Lisa Simpson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously this is for display only, but not an excuse for hideous taste.

    Rithmaka Nathan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Odin Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look covered in plastic wrap

    Munchkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when grandma beatrice renovates the home

    Spiffsmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A house in my neighborhood had a gold marbleized mirror in the living room with red leather panels on the walls similar to these.

    Juliette Dauterive
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love to have a gander at the person this would appeal to...

    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me a bit nauseous, frankly.

    Carole Gleed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look as if they are going to burst

    Eunice Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's just like the awful furniture that hung around in the 1950's, shiny veneer stuff, lots of brass fittings. Ugh.

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hannibal Lecter's house "The Doktor will see you now!"

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a giant coffin

    Gary Gultz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want that "asylum" look.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um.. e .. um.. er....is it easy to ..e clean ?

    Whitney Gal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone’s been inspired by Graceland, I see.

    Chris B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks to me like shiny human skin. Like if Hannibal Lecter would retire as murderer and would have made himself a comfortable kitchen to cook some liver with fava beans.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a human brain come up with this?? I can never unsee that.

    David Richardson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liberace called, he wants his kitchen back

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a giant Custard Cream?

    Amy Budka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, they do not have cats.

    Hilary Mol
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about this screams "Jersey mafia in the 80s".

    Davis the Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something out of an old Disney movie

    Margaret Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that shouldn't be hard to get grease stains out of.

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knock me 20,000.00 off the price and I may put in an offer

    Nikole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it should be in Graceland

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the kitchen in the rubber room

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the countertops and the back splash. The rest is just tacky. Even the oven seems dismayed.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the 70s just threw up in my mouth.

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the Godfather's Nana's kitchen.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you are tired of bumping your head on stuff.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is deep into Diamond tuck

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These "padded" cabinets used to be "common." When we remodeled Mom's house [when we could afford it] those were the first things that went.

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    #11

    This Apartment Design

    This Apartment Design

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer you look, the worse it gets.

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    #12

    Interesting Staircase Solution For Narrow Houses

    Interesting Staircase Solution For Narrow Houses

    Welcome to Brazilian engineering. Rules: There are no rules.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ladder would be physically easier to climb than that jaggedy excuse for a staircase!

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    #13

    You’ll Want To Keep This Toilet Clean

    You’ll Want To Keep This Toilet Clean

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    #14

    This Carpeted Bathroom

    This Carpeted Bathroom

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    #15

    Think This Belongs Here

    Think This Belongs Here

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of the street is "Optimism" or something like this. They are really optimistic: "We fix it! Nothing can go wrong now!".

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    #16

    We Were Looking At Houses In Baltimore This Weekend And Came Across This Gem. There Is No Mirror In The Middle, It's A Completely Symmetrical Bathroom That 2 People Can Use The Toilet In At The Same Time

    We Were Looking At Houses In Baltimore This Weekend And Came Across This Gem. There Is No Mirror In The Middle, It's A Completely Symmetrical Bathroom That 2 People Can Use The Toilet In At The Same Time

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    #17

    Who Needs A Separate Bathroom Anyways

    Who Needs A Separate Bathroom Anyways

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook -> Eat -> Poop (and you don't even have to leave the room!)

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    #18

    At Least The Sinks Are Okay

    At Least The Sinks Are Okay

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they've fitted a raised floor to sink the bath into, for that special garden pond feeling?

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    #19

    Step Out Of A Bathtub Down A Flight Of Stairs, Anyone?

    Step Out Of A Bathtub Down A Flight Of Stairs, Anyone?

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    #20

    Load Bearing Glass

    Load Bearing Glass

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some of the Weasley kids have moved back home, and brought a bunch of grandchildren along...

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    #21

    Landlord Hung The Microwave, This Is As Far As It Opens Before Hitting The Wall

    Landlord Hung The Microwave, This Is As Far As It Opens Before Hitting The Wall

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's coming out of your cleaning deposit.

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    #22

    Martini Bathtub In A Living Room

    Martini Bathtub In A Living Room

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn´t that Ditta von Teeses house?

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    #23

    Horrible Fridge Placement

    Horrible Fridge Placement

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    #24

    My Friend's Under-The-Stairs "Bathroom" Where The Toilet Is Diagonal And Partially Installed Into The Carpeted Wall

    My Friend's Under-The-Stairs "Bathroom" Where The Toilet Is Diagonal And Partially Installed Into The Carpeted Wall

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    #25

    How Do You F Up Designing A Garage? Like This, Apparently

    How Do You F Up Designing A Garage? Like This, Apparently

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't there be a failsafe mechanism in place?

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    #26

    As You Defecate, You Can Watch Over Your Domain

    As You Defecate, You Can Watch Over Your Domain

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    Kat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This title made me laugh so hard.

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    #27

    Took Care Of The Bathroom Door!

    Took Care Of The Bathroom Door!

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    #28

    Wait, You Wanted The Water Taps *inside* The Shower?

    Wait, You Wanted The Water Taps *inside* The Shower?

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    #29

    One Closet. 6 Feet Above The Ground And No Stairs To Get To It. Why

    One Closet. 6 Feet Above The Ground And No Stairs To Get To It. Why

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    Samantha Alten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger, I used to call any door that was inaccessible for some reason (distance in this case but also size) "Coraline Closets" because of the movie. Lol this post just made me remember that after so many years

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    #31

    Effective Multitasking Space

    Effective Multitasking Space

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    Kat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the photo is taken from bed that is also in the same room...

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    #32

    At Least Water Will Run Away

    At Least Water Will Run Away

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    #33

    Don’t Mind The Curb

    Don’t Mind The Curb

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    #34

    Imagine Running Out Of Toilet Paper

    Imagine Running Out Of Toilet Paper

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's honestly creepy, like it's a literal dead end.

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    #35

    Pay £1001 To Watch Your Partner Take A S**t From The Luxury Of Your Bed

    Pay £1001 To Watch Your Partner Take A S**t From The Luxury Of Your Bed

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    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also use the toilet simultaneously - it looks like there's room enough for two!

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    #36

    So Many Questions

    So Many Questions

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    #37

    I Hope This Isn’t Real

    I Hope This Isn’t Real

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    #38

    Go Poop In A Cabinet

    Go Poop In A Cabinet

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    #39

    It’s Either A Very Unusable Shower Or An Uncommon Urinal

    It’s Either A Very Unusable Shower Or An Uncommon Urinal

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person did not know how gravity works.

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    #40

    Catch Basin Might Be A Little Small

    Catch Basin Might Be A Little Small

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    #41

    Nice Tree

    Nice Tree

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is usually where the body is buried

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    #42

    Saving Space

    Saving Space

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    Trillian
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate to see this in spin cycle

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    #43

    Wobble And You Do Fall Down

    Wobble And You Do Fall Down

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    Shona
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being drunk and trying to go downstairs!!!

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    #44

    Lamp

    Lamp

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    #45

    Yes It Is It's Bad And Involves Houses

    Yes It Is It's Bad And Involves Houses

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    NsG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didnt notice the crease in the mapped plans....

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    #46

    Boots On The Ground

    Boots On The Ground

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    #47

    Comes With An Atrium

    Comes With An Atrium

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did... someone get sick of paying for the indoor pool?

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    #48

    "Everyone Watches You Poop" Housing

    "Everyone Watches You Poop" Housing

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    #49

    Excellent Bathtub Placement

    Excellent Bathtub Placement

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    #50

    What Ever The Hell This Is

    What Ever The Hell This Is

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    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems as an okay way to save some space

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