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Decorating your home can be a fun experience. You can enhance its strengths, hide its weaknesses, and make it a reflection of yourself. Or you can put the toilet in the kitchen, transform the pool into a flower pot and call it a day. It's your choice. Just don't be surprised if photos of your chateau end up on the internet and people laugh their heads off.

The subreddit "Housing Manure" (sorry for butchering the name but I have to paraphrase) is a place where Redditors have been gathering to do just that. Sharing the worst design, construction, and living conditions, they've successfully proven time and time again that, for better or worse, human creativity knows no limits.

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Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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Similar to fashion, interior trends come and go, but true style is forever. Ideas often move in cycles, often reactionarily to external influences like social change and technology. To know which trends are currently in, I contacted interior architect and lecturer of interior design at Vilnius College of Design, Judita Striukienė.

"I think nowadays eclectic solutions are on the rise; it's really popular to combine different interior design styles," Striukienė told Bored Panda. "In fact, it's quite rare to discover a place that is true to just one school. When you say a home was designed according to a certain style, you usually mean that some elements have an advantage in that place over the others or there is some sort of leitmotif throughout the entire space."

"These elements are often dictated by the urban surroundings or the owner's wants and desires, including their hobbies, favorite furniture, the art that they own, and so on."

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    Some aspects of interior design, however, are more universal than others. "First and foremost, spaces have to be functional. Everything else is more or less decor, creating a certain mood," Judita Striukienė said. "Only after a designer makes the apartment or house serve the owner's lifestyle and everyday life can they start working on other things like eliminating the flaws of that particular place."

    After these crucial steps, interior designers usually move to more subjective matters.

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    #4

    This Is Abysmal

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    #5

    This Monstrosity

    This Monstrosity

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    Serial pacifist
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call Doctor Strange. The time-space continuum is collapsing!

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    As you can see from the pictures, there are plenty of ways to mess up the look of your home. But Judita Striukienė said it's not just the visual aesthetic that's at stake.

    "Firstly, we have to mention technical mistakes—unnecessary interventions into the structure of the building. People make them due to a lack of knowledge and/or overestimating their abilities. Because of that, some real estate developers are now providing buyers with detailed lists of what they can and cannot touch."

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    The interior architect recalled a time when a person damaged the construction of the entire facade just because they wanted a niche in their shower!

    #6

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    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making use of available space,just be sure to back in.

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    #7

    My Eyes Hurt

    My Eyes Hurt

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    beastmachine.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but the market isn't mature yet for a stained kitchen which would never look clean

    bv7hearts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an ADHD dream kitchen tbh, lol, it's never clean anyway.

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    Bobbie Meyers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! No matter how hideous this house is, I'd buy it just for the kitchen!

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The market doesn't want a kitchen that looks like a giant squid blew up in it.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if you spent $15 000 on this, you need to ask for a refund of about $12 000.

    Katherine Heasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping that number includes brand-new, top-of-the-line appliances.

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint the cabinets white, it'll look much better

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know with the purple it would be very popular in the 80's! But nowadays yeah they need to change the colour

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I love purple, this doesn't cut it for me.

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...I love that shade of purple but I don't want my whole bloody kitchen looking like that.

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea of the purple marble...not the execution, the idea.

    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this looks amazing actually

    Mardie Mohamed
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just change the cabinet color to say, grey or black, and it will be fine.

    Lanie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the floor is.. moving..barfing... I don't know.

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    iblowsheep
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This if from a new reality TV show "Barney's Nightmare Kitchen Makeover"

    Tacocat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like it. The floor is a bit much, but still.

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a fail, it's a matter of preference. It's not for me, but if you love purple this is great.

    Too lazy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow . . This looks like what came out of a magic candy mushroom at w***y wonka's factory . .

    Lisa Simpson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great for filming Milka chocolate ad :)

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe adjust the amount of purple in the cabinets to just the grove in the doors. There is too much purple this way. This coming from someone that loves purple. The dark shade combined with the amount of it used also makes the kitchen look smaller.

    Gabby M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. I think it has character.

    Miraculous Klutz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks amazing tbh. Definitely Hawkeye’s house.

    Josh Kent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think it is amazing... I want this in my house!!!

    Laura Pantazis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally like it. The problem is this is a really niche idea that not everyone is going to like.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot for the life of me understand why your garish color palette is not to everyone's taste...

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well as it looks like the purple vomit fairy has paid you several visits, I think you might be waiting a little longer. I mean there must be at least one other person in the world with a similar lack of taste, surely.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ordinary Robert T. lacks curiosity, creativity, cultivation, cleverness, imagination, originality, celebratory spirit.

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    Pecho Muh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I love purple, I would buy it!

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a very pretty purple! But better for a personal room rather than a main one.

    RVD Dr. Brett Dillon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this house was located in Baltimore City or in Maryland period, IT WOULD SELL IN A NEW YORK SECOND TO EITHER A RAVENS PLAYER OR FAN!!!

    Linda Swick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barney already has a kitchen he loves!

    Maple Syrup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I love purple and marble, I would freaken love this tacky a*s kitchen. But, you know that’s a personal choice. Not a flip choice

    •yours truly•
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan of the purple, but I do like the idea of colorful cabinets. Try orange or olive green!

    Liv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the fact that I kinda like it-

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the worst.... just.... the worst. Jeezus, my eyes!!!

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needs a buyer who freaking loves purple!

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the floor but not for a kitchen

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f*ck were you thinking? Maybe if Prince were still alive ...

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is flipping houses now, sigh.

    Lois Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sane person would create a purple kitchen and expect it to be a decor highlight?

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taste. Taste is what’s going on with the market.

    Mickie Shea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing bit of artistry. Lower your price as all things sell.

    Arenite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the color, just change out the marble.

    Bonnie Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the colours - but there needs to be more room between the counter and the overhead cupboards.

    Leathur Rokk
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. What is not to love?Why do most folks strive for mediocre, for neutral, for boring?Purple has been my favorite color since I was a little girl.My hair has been purple almost all of my adult life and some of my teenage years. I truly do not understand people. I think most people look boring and have no sense of adventure or style. Are there no artists anymore?Why would anyone not adore this? I am starting to think I don't belong in this dull and dreary world most people seem to want. PS did you know there is a store called The Purple Store? t IS possible to find purple furnishings but i prefer to find things by happenstance, they tend to be more affordable that way.....

    Leathur Rokk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE this! Purple is my favorite color!What is not to love here?My hair has been purple for all of my adult life! Am I missing something?There IS a store called The Purple Store.I thnk most folks have a boring style sense if this is somehow undesireable......

    Z Alexi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The marble floor is swimmingly. For those who bathe a lot, strolling into kitchen afterwards keeps your mind smooth & at peace [water does that; why people live on shores]. Kaleidoscopic...Are the top cabinets magenta & bottom ones purple & the one(s) on the left lavender? The side of cabinet [next to window] is a different shade. [A riot of colors or the fotog's lighting?] Too much Technicolor motif for my apt kitchenette but I'd like to visit [often] the creative, cultivated, clever, imaginative person w/a curiosity & originality in her/his spirit. I'm guessing "her."

    Dawn K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple is my favorite color but i would never have a kitchen like this.

    Robert Bois le Duc
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never use Barney the Purple Dinosaur as a color choice in your kitchen.

    Perry Clouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Barneys Kitchen (Also I Love Purple)

    Eunice Robertson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse my language, but that's just bl***y awful. If I was house-hunting and I saw that, I would just exit as fast as possible.

    Susan Widomski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. It is like one of my nightmares come to life.

    i0ana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it gold under that purple? How can THAT cost 15k?

    Soleil SanMao
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They truly committed to this design. wow!

    AJ the panda.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *dies from sheer purpleness* 🟣=👻

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The market is not color blind

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the color of the cabinets and stuff, but the floors and countertops are just no

    Batwench
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. But this would only work if it was in keeping with the house’s architecture and age. It would just look blinking stupid in a mid terrace Victorian era house.

    Ryan Bitzer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is: What's going on with your design choices?

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL thats whats wrong, 15k are you insane ?

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pile of purple crap costed 15 grand? I think is depreciated the value by at least that much

    Fluffy-Mushroom-Sky-
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent this picture to my friend telling her this is what her kitchen would look like. She was mad at me.

    Signe Manat Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See I would actually love that if the floor and countertops were just white

    Alexia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love purple, but... no. Just no.

    Melanie Wittmier-Steffler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple is my fav color and I hate this😥😥😥

    Simba
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck! Just yuck! 🤮🙈

    Stephanie Hewitt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's pretty. I wouldn't buy it, but it's still pretty lol

    insert name here
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i rlly don’t get why it’s bad 😂 if the cabinets were a lighter purple, i’d buy the whole house!

    Richard Henderson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should find out if a niche exists before building for it. In the case there is only one person in the purple kitchen niche.

    Pangolin Pal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just TOO purple. And don't get me wrong, I love purple! But between the way-too-much purple and the weird disturbing floor, this is a seriously not-good kitchen.

    Lisa Rzeplinski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the purple cabinets but the floor gives a headache!

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, but why would you think this was the right choice for a house you're trying to sell....cmon man

    Sonia Bailey
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love purple but even I think this is fugly.

    April Caron
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, kids! I love you. You love me. Here’s a kitchen that’s really ugly. (Unless purple is your jam.)

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the floor covering makes them sightly dizzy? :+} or the fact there is NO dishwasher???

    Jane Thorne-Gutierrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gilbert Grape has a condo just waiting for him...

    Cattress511
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love purple, but if I was designing something for a flip, I'm going to choose neutral tones that will compliment other people's tastes. Pops of color should be saved for staging, maybe a front door if there's no HOA. And were these new wood, or wood appearing, cabinets that she painted? Aside from the ridiculous amount of work, could they even be stripped? I rent a condo that someone did a horrid job of painting and adding "trim" to cheap particle board cabinets- they stripped the laminate from the front of the doors.. Terrible execution. Better to save bold, creative, diy ideas for your own space, not one for others

    Atzela Ellas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beetlejuice ain't buying, that's what's wrong. :)

    Whitney Gal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the floor, but it would look better in a bathroom. The matching countertops are too much. And the purple cabinets are just…no. The glossy finish is especially bad.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I don't hate it. I wouldn't do it on purpose but I'd live with it okay.

    Shelli Aderman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would pair nicely with the hair stairs, one above! 🤣🤢

    Yort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the purple tbh, but not the floor.

    K Tigress
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like the colour but for me I'd have a different theme. This looks like "forever grape juice" or soda.

    L Mullen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not something that I would go looking for, but if someone wanted to re-do my kitchen and did this I would not be upset. I'm not a big fan of purple, but I like it because it's different.

    Sue Knerl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fecking purple. Purple doesn't belong in a kitchen unless it's an eggplant.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You been playing too much Sims!

    jtrisn1
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would look better if the marble counter and floor didn't look like that...

    v
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure which is worse, the floor/counter top or the purple cabinets. Other than that, this particular flipper missed class the day they taught that you don't EVER build a flip to your personal taste. You build it to the taste of the market.

    Hermione Granger
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually don’t hate the cabinets or the concept of the purple marble, but the execution is horrible.

    Elizabeth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I’d probably design a kitchen just like that…and that is why I’ll never make it as an interior designer

    Davis the Greatest
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy the all new Purple kitchen- the only kitchen to include a Purple grid!

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ready for sexy time in the kitchen! Is there a mirror on the ceiling?

    Rick Krivoniak
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Countertop & floor are too match-matchy.

    Ashbug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple is my favorite color and even I would have a problem with that

    Trish Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, sweet baby Jesus! What the hell was wrong with you?? SMH

    Marco Conti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Barney the Dinosaur is not looking for new digs.

    Ivy la Sangrienta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the floor but LOVE the purple cabinets.

    Misty Grage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love it unlike the majority. I love purple...

    2WheelTravlr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grape Ape already bought a house, so you're out of luck.

    PurpleUnicorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the colour but that floor and those worktops have to go!

    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like an alien crime scene.

    D K
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post on “Purple Lover’s” forum. Someone on there might pay top dollar (or whatever your currency is!)

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cripes! You mass murder thousands of grapes, then drag their corpses around your kitchen, and you don’t even bother to clean up after? You slob.

    Leslie Burleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it . Personally I'd have gone with teal, but purple works

    Todd Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Joker doesn't buy houses he steals them.

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint the cabinets - I suggest a nice charcoal gray - and you might have something that'll sell.

    Laura Watts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure above the floor but love the cupboards

    Royer Potts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, with a soapstone countertop and a darker grey laminate floor, and white ceramic hardware, it wouldn’t be too bad.

    Naomi Cline
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint those cabinets black and see if that helps

    Kar D
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it would be ok if the cabinets were painted white or light grey.

    KT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kitchen at Prince's house

    Max
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cabinets are fine. The floor... no.

    zMajci
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much idea put into everything except the backsplash tiles

    NK
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's butt ugly, that's why. We're looking for a house, and it's astounding how badly people decorate.

    DarkAngelNic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple is my favorite color but just no. Maybe if it was a darker shade and not so neon.

    Princess Toadstool
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody wants a purple kitchen that’s why

    Julie Harden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint the cabinets white and will sell. Even with that floor and countertop.

    Joe Reaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it but if you're trying to flip a house you don't put in features that are going to apply to only a very small percentage of your potential buyers.

    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally love the purple cabinets, the floor not so much. I think its awesome when people make bold decorating choices for their own homes they intend to live in for a long time. Everyone should paint their home in a way that makes them happy But.. But how does someone flipping a house not understand that they need to be presenting a neutral canvas to potential buyers to decorate to their own tastes? Really? What were they thinking? And did no one try to talk them out of it?

    Laurie Goff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple is my favorite color, but even I am offended by those cabinets.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a little too much purple.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought the purple on the counters and floor were a mess left by painters who did the cabinets. But then I realized it was done on purpose. I'm not sure which is worse.

    Brenda Krepps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it is waaayyyy too much purple!!!

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE the purple, but the floors and counters are a bit much.

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan of the floor, but I actually like that the cabinets are purple and not something boring like white, grey, or, god forbid, beige.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint cabinets a lighter colour, replace disastrous floor....I know, it cost money.

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me the poster is a troll and this is not really their kitchen

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The floor looks like a toddler ran through it carrying am open bottle of detergent.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'know, if the cabinets had been black or charcoal grey, it might have worked.

    Sam Yobado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple is my favorite color, but this kitchen made me question that.

    lara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everything had been white except the counter tops and floor, it might have stood a chance. Way too much purple. Like, well, just too much purple.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people looking for homes usually have eyes, so...

    Aunt Messy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lot of people want to buy a house with a kitchen that they'll have to rip out and replace before they can move in.

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The floor reminds me of blueberry ice-cream

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The genius risk of decorating your kitchen in your own style/taste to sell a house.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the colour of the cupboards but the floor makes me dizzy!

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're trying to flip a house the rule is always go neutral. Yes it can be boring, but it will keep you open to 90% of the potential market, rather than the 10% that might like your individual tastes.

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, I made this in Sims 4 once! An all-purple house. It burned down...

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who buy houses are not looking at buying a new kitchen straight away because garish and gaudy only works on TV when the producers agree (off camera) to rip it out and fix it before the sale.

    Jonathan English
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You spent 15grand on a kitchen.... 🤢

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate flippers. The whole point is to make a profit by increasing the perceived value by spending as little as possible on the work, and it usually shows. It might not be obvious in photos (though you can still usually see it there too), but living in it will reveal what corners were cut. But shite like this... I can only assume this house flipper is a crazy person.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate everything about this kitchen except the placement of the appliances. Marble is pourous and dissolvable. It stains and is impossible to sterilize, plus you're supposed to use special cleaning products just so you don't damage it. Stone counter tops also usually have patterns that make it really difficult to see crumbs or grime that need to be cleaned. Contrast this all with an unusual color choice, and it's not going to appeal to most people. Real estate usually comes in neutral tones to give people a basic idea of the space without implying individual taste, allowing them to visualize it however they want. It's also usually not painted in dark colors that are going to be difficult to cover without a base primer and multiple coats.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A) It's purple. B) It's spreading.

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    Then there are the financial mistakes. "How often people miscalculate can vary from culture to culture, but a huge investment into a property (one that will not pay off when selling it) can hurt quite a lot. For example, you can spend a small fortune on altering the floor plan but it might not add any value or, even worse, future buyers might find the changes irrational."

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    Judita said other common mistakes occur in the kitchen and bathroom; places where you really need to know the materials. The good thing here is that the answers are usually clear-cut and known to most industry experts.

    But something tells me even they couldn't have saved some of these homes from their owners.

    #8

    2nd Floor Jacuzzi Anyone?

    2nd Floor Jacuzzi Anyone?

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    #9

    This Is A Terrible Idea

    This Is A Terrible Idea

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    #10

    Pleather Cabinets

    Pleather Cabinets

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    #11

    This Apartment Design

    This Apartment Design

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer you look, the worse it gets.

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    #12

    Interesting Staircase Solution For Narrow Houses

    Interesting Staircase Solution For Narrow Houses

    Welcome to Brazilian engineering. Rules: There are no rules.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ladder would be physically easier to climb than that jaggedy excuse for a staircase!

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    #13

    You’ll Want To Keep This Toilet Clean

    You’ll Want To Keep This Toilet Clean

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    #14

    This Carpeted Bathroom

    This Carpeted Bathroom

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    #15

    Think This Belongs Here

    Think This Belongs Here

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    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name of the street is "Optimism" or something like this. They are really optimistic: "We fix it! Nothing can go wrong now!".

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    #16

    We Were Looking At Houses In Baltimore This Weekend And Came Across This Gem. There Is No Mirror In The Middle, It's A Completely Symmetrical Bathroom That 2 People Can Use The Toilet In At The Same Time

    We Were Looking At Houses In Baltimore This Weekend And Came Across This Gem. There Is No Mirror In The Middle, It's A Completely Symmetrical Bathroom That 2 People Can Use The Toilet In At The Same Time

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    #17

    Who Needs A Separate Bathroom Anyways

    Who Needs A Separate Bathroom Anyways

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook -> Eat -> Poop (and you don't even have to leave the room!)

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    #18

    At Least The Sinks Are Okay

    At Least The Sinks Are Okay

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they've fitted a raised floor to sink the bath into, for that special garden pond feeling?

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    #19

    Step Out Of A Bathtub Down A Flight Of Stairs, Anyone?

    Step Out Of A Bathtub Down A Flight Of Stairs, Anyone?

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    #20

    Load Bearing Glass

    Load Bearing Glass

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some of the Weasley kids have moved back home, and brought a bunch of grandchildren along...

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    #21

    Landlord Hung The Microwave, This Is As Far As It Opens Before Hitting The Wall

    Landlord Hung The Microwave, This Is As Far As It Opens Before Hitting The Wall

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's coming out of your cleaning deposit.

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    #22

    Martini Bathtub In A Living Room

    Martini Bathtub In A Living Room

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn´t that Ditta von Teeses house?

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    #23

    Horrible Fridge Placement

    Horrible Fridge Placement

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    #24

    My Friend's Under-The-Stairs "Bathroom" Where The Toilet Is Diagonal And Partially Installed Into The Carpeted Wall

    My Friend's Under-The-Stairs "Bathroom" Where The Toilet Is Diagonal And Partially Installed Into The Carpeted Wall

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    #25

    How Do You F Up Designing A Garage? Like This, Apparently

    How Do You F Up Designing A Garage? Like This, Apparently

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't there be a failsafe mechanism in place?

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    #26

    As You Defecate, You Can Watch Over Your Domain

    As You Defecate, You Can Watch Over Your Domain

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    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This title made me laugh so hard.

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    #27

    Took Care Of The Bathroom Door!

    Took Care Of The Bathroom Door!

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    #28

    Wait, You Wanted The Water Taps *inside* The Shower?

    Wait, You Wanted The Water Taps *inside* The Shower?

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    #29

    One Closet. 6 Feet Above The Ground And No Stairs To Get To It. Why

    One Closet. 6 Feet Above The Ground And No Stairs To Get To It. Why

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    Samantha Alten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger, I used to call any door that was inaccessible for some reason (distance in this case but also size) "Coraline Closets" because of the movie. Lol this post just made me remember that after so many years

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    #31

    Effective Multitasking Space

    Effective Multitasking Space

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    Kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the photo is taken from bed that is also in the same room...

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    #32

    At Least Water Will Run Away

    At Least Water Will Run Away

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    #33

    Don’t Mind The Curb

    Don’t Mind The Curb

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    #34

    Imagine Running Out Of Toilet Paper

    Imagine Running Out Of Toilet Paper

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    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's honestly creepy, like it's a literal dead end.

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    #35

    Pay £1001 To Watch Your Partner Take A S**t From The Luxury Of Your Bed

    Pay £1001 To Watch Your Partner Take A S**t From The Luxury Of Your Bed

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    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also use the toilet simultaneously - it looks like there's room enough for two!

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    #36

    So Many Questions

    So Many Questions

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    #37

    I Hope This Isn’t Real

    I Hope This Isn’t Real

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    #38

    Go Poop In A Cabinet

    Go Poop In A Cabinet

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    #39

    It’s Either A Very Unusable Shower Or An Uncommon Urinal

    It’s Either A Very Unusable Shower Or An Uncommon Urinal

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person did not know how gravity works.

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    #40

    Catch Basin Might Be A Little Small

    Catch Basin Might Be A Little Small

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    #41

    Nice Tree

    Nice Tree

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is usually where the body is buried

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    #42

    Saving Space

    Saving Space

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hate to see this in spin cycle

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    #43

    Wobble And You Do Fall Down

    Wobble And You Do Fall Down

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    Shona
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being drunk and trying to go downstairs!!!

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    #44

    Lamp

    Lamp

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    #45

    Yes It Is It's Bad And Involves Houses

    Yes It Is It's Bad And Involves Houses

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didnt notice the crease in the mapped plans....

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    #46

    Boots On The Ground

    Boots On The Ground

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    #47

    Comes With An Atrium

    Comes With An Atrium

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did... someone get sick of paying for the indoor pool?

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    #48

    "Everyone Watches You Poop" Housing

    "Everyone Watches You Poop" Housing

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    #49

    Excellent Bathtub Placement

    Excellent Bathtub Placement

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    #50

    What Ever The Hell This Is

    What Ever The Hell This Is

    _RetroBear Report

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems as an okay way to save some space

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