30 Completely Unusable But Incredibly Hilarious Stock Pics, As Shared By This Online Group
The internet, what a beautiful thing! It can make a meme out of anything. Bernie Sanders and his mittens, Boromir and his iconic "one does not simply walk into Mordor" moment, confused Nick Young, and Drake's "Hotline Bling" – the list is never-ending.
But there's another thing worth mentioning that made it into meme culture: stock photography. Remember "Hide The Pain Harold"? Or that distracted boyfriend pic that had 2017 in a chokehold? Well, it's your lucky day because today, we'll be focusing on other stock images that are just as amusing.
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Yes
We don't get the whole screen thing. Why do soft can-openers stare at them when they should be admiring us? But paws do NOT come out of the screens.
Sometimes the cat watches you as you do work, sometimes work does you as the cat watches.
Most of you are probably aware of how abundant – content-wise – Reddit is. There are a bunch of communities that cover a variety of topics, and chances are you'll be able to find something that floats your boat. So, if you own a company, are a photographer, a fellow meme lover, or someone who simply yearns to cure their blues – consider yourself lucky!
"Ever see a stock photo that just made you stop and say, WTF? Or a stock photo that's so bad that it can't ever possibly be sold? r/Sh*ttyStockPhotos is the place to bring those photos to life" – yes, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a ride and a half because today we'll be looking at some of the worst yet incredibly hilarious examples of stock photos.
The r/Sh*ttyStockPhotos subreddit was created back in October 2017, and since then, it has managed to gain almost 8K members. Although it's no longer as active as it once was, there are hundreds of posts that will catch your attention and leave you pondering for the night!
Wh-What
I can see something great being inspired by this picture. I don’t know why
Is she laughing maniacally or screaming that he's, um, adding some natural ingredients to the pot?
This must be the only photo where the woman isn't laughing over her salad...:
So, what's the science behind stock pics? Generally speaking, it's a supply of images that are often licensed for specific usage. For instance, marketing and advertising, blogs and websites, commercial and for-profit projects, and personal projects.
Companies and professionals frequently resort to stock imagery mainly because it saves time and is budget-friendly. The pieces are already edited and ready to be used; plus, many stock photography sources provide a lot of choices, meaning that you will, most likely, find what you need.
However, it's not all that jolly! While stock photos are convenient for many, they do tend to come off as generic and inauthentic. They're overused and there's always a risk of using the same images as your competitors. Hiring a professional photographer that will be able to provide your brand with images that not only suit your motto but also diversify your content is the ideal way out, but it is a costly process that isn't as acceptable for businesses that perhaps have just started out.
Hitler's Gender Neutral "Grandson" Peeling Potatoes
Literally 'grandchild' is a word, right? Like, 'grandson' was fully unnecessary.
Google Did Not Disappoint
How can we possibly be expected to judge the size of this dorito without a banana for scale?
Now, to get a more professional outlook on stock imagery, BP reached out to Paul David Smith.
First, we invited our expert to introduce himself to our readers: "My name is Paul David Smith. I'm 39 years old and based in Newquay, Cornwall, UK. I've worked as a professional commercial and advertising photographer for over 20 years, and during this time I have created and sold thousands of stock photos through multiple channels."
BP then asked our expert what the purpose of stock images is, and he replied as follows: "The purpose of stock photography is for journalists and editors to add visual imagery to complement their story and articles. Often, time and budget constraints simply mean they are not able to commission a photographer to go and take photographs specifically for their story, so they rely on a bank of pre-taken images that they can pay a small fee to use."
"Stock photography has been used by media channels for many, many years. However, it really took off when the internet became mainstream, as multiple outlets opened up for photographers to submit their work too and earn a small fee every time it was used."
David Grieving Over His Blobfish
Not sure if that is grief or if he accidentally picked this up instead of his child and is wondering how to hide it from his wife.
I feel bad for the fish, but this one is the funniest one yet! 😂😂😂😂
Eggman
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.. but his winter was not so good..
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I recently got my first I Am Going Bald Haircut. I called it The Jason Stratham. I only wish that the haircut had made me as masculine, and as tough, and as rich as Jason Stratham. The point is I am not the eggman.
"Most stock photography hasn't really had all that much effort put into it, which is probably why so many of them are so bad. As a professional photographer, the amount I'll make from a stock image can be very small. To make any kind of money from it, submitting your images to stock websites in bulk, covering a lot of different subjects, is the way to go as there is more chance of someone picking up and using one of my images that way. This requirement to create content in bulk means there is not as much effort going into the production as there would be if you were creating content for a specific client, for example, as a lot of the images will never get used, and hence you'd make no money from them," Paul David Smith said when we pondered why the majority of stock images are so subpar.
The photographer also added: "I think stock photography websites also attract a lot of beginners to photography who see it as a way of earning some money from the expensive camera gear that they have just bought. Obviously, this is going to lead to some questionable imagery being available as we are all on a learning journey, and people at the start of their journey won't be creating content to the same level as the professionals who have been doing it for 20 years."
“He Looks Just Like His Father”
Romantic Spaghetti Dinner
I don't see romantic .... I see uncooked noodles being shoved down 2 throats.
Yay! Another Corpse
Last but certainly not least, we asked our expert if companies should use stock or real images: "Finally, creating a terrible yet funny stock photo can earn you a lot of money! If people keep using it because it is so bad it’s almost funny, well, that is a win for the photographer as they are being paid every time it’s used, no matter why it is being used."
"In an ideal world, media outlets would commission photographers to take images specific to their needs, but the fast pace of media these days simply means that will never happen for every job. Stock photography allows journalists to write content late in the evening and have it live instantly rather than waiting a day for a photographer to go and take photographs for them."
"Man Trapped Inside Keyboard But Surprisingly Happy About It"
Normal Ironing Is For Cowards
No doubt the inspiration for the "Do not iron while wearing" tags on clothes
back pain? no prob! just use this trick!
Load More Replies...To be fair, I have had back pain so severe that I would have tried this, had I thought of it.
I'm sure this would help my back, actually. Just need a very low setting.
Vegan Food
As a vegetarian I can confirm, this is the only thing I can eat at McDonald’s
Your comment made me laugh, but then I felt bad for you.
Load More Replies...accurate. Vegan desserts are even worse. Edit: Vegan baked goods, for clarification.
We hope that you've enjoyed this witty ensemble of questionable stock images; let us know which ones are your favorites! Also, don't hesitate to give the subreddit and our expert, Paul David Smith, a follow!
Banana Sausage
yes. is cursed to extreme matter. goodbye.... *fades off into darkness of cringe*
Load More Replies...Mad Drift
It's not what you think, I'm just watching this car for a friend
The Homosexual Agenda
Oh dear, we missed it when he was stuffing in the strawberries
Should I Write Something Here?
Searched For: “Sprained Knee”
Business Man With A Banana
The scale-banana isn't working. His head seems abnormally large!
My dad actually found this picture years ago and put his face on it... It's been my contact photo for him ever since XD
Trump Holding A Lobster
No doubt branded as Trump Lobster and sold at double the normal price
I don't get it what's funny about a lobster wearing a blue tie?
one is a scavenger, the other is a tasty ocean-dwelling creature
Group Ice Cream
The person who I assume to be the dad has nefarious thoughts going through his mind
This looks like one those sex scenes that's been edit to be "safe for work".
"Oh No I Just Ran Him Over"
“Sir, I Have Located Him”
Smiling Man With Whipped Cream And A Cherry
We found the brother of the ice cream man in that creepy ice cream shoppe commercial
I can see him creeping up on kids to sing nursery rhymes. His name is Reginald.
Load More Replies...question: how was this photo taken? on second thought i dont want to know
Wth
I'm glad I am a female. We have stall doors which seems like a good thing.
i wish we had walls between the thing of which is the in picture but i cant say
Load More Replies...Nice, Just What I Needed. A Dude Passed Out In A Box
"Hey What Instrument Do You Play?"
Save money on buying your kid an instrument ... just give him a cucumber and blow
so in fact there is a cucumber trumpet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xa7Dp3-eYA
I was going to say this!! I'm glad someone else knows about it!
Load More Replies...I'm Gonna Hit This Sub With Shitty Stock Photos Like This Woman Hit Her BF With A Bunch Of Parsley
thought the title meant the guy was a sub who had a thing for parsley from his dom???
That is cilantro. The folks downvoting don't spend time in the kitchen.
Load More Replies...Didn’t Know You Could Pick Dna With Tweezers
Must be the smalledt pair of tweezers or the largest chunk of DNA
See, what happened was they were having too many errors when gene splicing, so one brave scientist volunteered to be shrunk while holding a set of tweezers.
Are You Okay Ellen?
Grandma you don't need to shove it up that hole ... it's ... hum ... another hole.
Bath Bomb
wait, I think this picture needs a trigger warning, BP isn't supposed to post stuff about unaliving.
He was told you could commit suicide by bringing a toaster into the tub
That’s Not How You Play Trumpet, Kate
I'd say something about "jazz" and "all over" and "face," but I'm just not that dirty.
She's about too make that trumpet jazz all over her face 😈
Load More Replies...Just keep practicing pretty soon it will seem like second nature to you
What's so cute about playing an instrument wrong? Am I missing something?
White People When Listening To Old Town Road
And being responsible by wearing his safety glasses. Riding a bucking subwoofer is dangerous, folks.
Art
They promised me I could play like an expert after just one lesson
This Is Fine
ahh yes the fire extinguisher hammer. because hammers fix everything - cartoons
when you go down a wikipedia rabbit hole and end up with 30 open tabs
Goodbye World
I could eat bananas until they started camering out the back of my head. Oh!
Monty Python was right... Seems like he should have learned proper fresh fruit defense
I don't know this skit, but I already like it
Load More Replies...Oh Gee Oh Golly Why My Mouse
3D Render Of A Honey Bee Carrying A USB Stick
What
“Daddy I’ve been naughty” “For the last time it is ‘father I have sinned’.”
What onlyfans was this picture from? Also, why is the BP site only letting me post comments when replying to another comment?
Load More Replies...“I Gonna Get You!” -Thug On The Street
One more crack about my purse and I'll put this bat where it will do the most good
Why
As a flute player, I can only say WHAT THE HECK. We're not clarinets 😭
Unfortunately I'm not a flute player, so idk if that's how you hold it
When You Get That Fat Mesothelioma Compensation Check
How Can I Even Comment On This
It's like in StudioC when they stick Jeremy's face on someone's back 😆 Watch the Love From Afar sketch 🤣
Exactly What I Needed
Nom
Just A Bottle Being Held Like A Gun
That would actually be pretty cool - and dangerous!
Load More Replies...Flying Dollar Cow?
When The Sisters Don't Want To Play Chess
I wonder what those folks are smoking. Either they should share it with us or it should be banned world wide
In what possible scenario could you ever have a need to use this crazy pics?
It's legal to do a screengrab like this as long as you don't remove the watermark.
Load More Replies...Thanks to this list, I have ventured into a wormhole of crazy, weird stock images.
I wonder what those folks are smoking. Either they should share it with us or it should be banned world wide
In what possible scenario could you ever have a need to use this crazy pics?
It's legal to do a screengrab like this as long as you don't remove the watermark.
Load More Replies...Thanks to this list, I have ventured into a wormhole of crazy, weird stock images.
