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The internet, what a beautiful thing! It can make a meme out of anything. Bernie Sanders and his mittens, Boromir and his iconic "one does not simply walk into Mordor" moment, confused Nick Young, and Drake's "Hotline Bling" – the list is never-ending. 

But there's another thing worth mentioning that made it into meme culture: stock photography. Remember "Hide The Pain Harold"? Or that distracted boyfriend pic that had 2017 in a chokehold? Well, it's your lucky day because today, we'll be focusing on other stock images that are just as amusing. 

#1

Yes

Yes

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BonaFIDE
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the Ring girl's accountant.

Vic
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will receive my invoice in 7 days!!

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Shyla Bouche
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't get the whole screen thing. Why do soft can-openers stare at them when they should be admiring us? But paws do NOT come out of the screens.

Lester the Space Duck
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat: "W. T. F. DUDE. THAT. WAS. NOT CATNIP. "

Luna Crow
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, here we see Mr. Pickles, the fatcat who came up with the hack to keep only the useful part of the human, posing with his invention that made humans obsolete and secured his position at the top of the new paradigm

Isaac Harvey
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes the cat watches you as you do work, sometimes work does you as the cat watches.

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Most of you are probably aware of how abundant – content-wise – Reddit is. There are a bunch of communities that cover a variety of topics, and chances are you'll be able to find something that floats your boat. So, if you own a company, are a photographer, a fellow meme lover, or someone who simply yearns to cure their blues – consider yourself lucky!

"Ever see a stock photo that just made you stop and say, WTF? Or a stock photo that's so bad that it can't ever possibly be sold? r/Sh*ttyStockPhotos is the place to bring those photos to life" – yes, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a ride and a half because today we'll be looking at some of the worst yet incredibly hilarious examples of stock photos.

The r/Sh*ttyStockPhotos subreddit was created back in October 2017, and since then, it has managed to gain almost 8K members. Although it's no longer as active as it once was, there are hundreds of posts that will catch your attention and leave you pondering for the night!

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    #2

    Wh-What

    Wh-What

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be the cover shot on an Abnormal Psychology textbook.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's obviously making Poop du jour!

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    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS Frank, I've told you a million times not to poop in the pot!

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see something great being inspired by this picture. I don’t know why

    ThatSunniChick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she laughing maniacally or screaming that he's, um, adding some natural ingredients to the pot?

    Nonesuch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's doing his business on the potty...what's the big deal?

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's making a statement about her cooking?

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the only photo where the woman isn't laughing over her salad...:

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    So, what's the science behind stock pics? Generally speaking, it's a supply of images that are often licensed for specific usage. For instance, marketing and advertising, blogs and websites, commercial and for-profit projects, and personal projects.

    Companies and professionals frequently resort to stock imagery mainly because it saves time and is budget-friendly. The pieces are already edited and ready to be used; plus, many stock photography sources provide a lot of choices, meaning that you will, most likely, find what you need.

    However, it's not all that jolly! While stock photos are convenient for many, they do tend to come off as generic and inauthentic. They're overused and there's always a risk of using the same images as your competitors. Hiring a professional photographer that will be able to provide your brand with images that not only suit your motto but also diversify your content is the ideal way out, but it is a costly process that isn't as acceptable for businesses that perhaps have just started out.

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    #3

    Hitler's Gender Neutral "Grandson" Peeling Potatoes

    Hitler's Gender Neutral "Grandson" Peeling Potatoes

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    =._.=
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes a gender neutral GRANDSON peeling life's greatest mystery: potato

    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally 'grandchild' is a word, right? Like, 'grandson' was fully unnecessary.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alternate universe where WW2 didn't happen.

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Grandthem or Grandthey

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    #4

    Google Did Not Disappoint

    Google Did Not Disappoint

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the correct size of dorito.

    kraftmacaroniandbeez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i believe that's the doro ain't nothin ito about it

    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is quite dashing indeed.

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Doro that all smaller chips -ito

    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can we possibly be expected to judge the size of this dorito without a banana for scale?

    Salad.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too vague needs more details

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    Now, to get a more professional outlook on stock imagery, BP reached out to Paul David Smith.

    First, we invited our expert to introduce himself to our readers: "My name is Paul David Smith. I'm 39 years old and based in Newquay, Cornwall, UK. I've worked as a professional commercial and advertising photographer for over 20 years, and during this time I have created and sold thousands of stock photos through multiple channels."

    BP then asked our expert what the purpose of stock images is, and he replied as follows: "The purpose of stock photography is for journalists and editors to add visual imagery to complement their story and articles. Often, time and budget constraints simply mean they are not able to commission a photographer to go and take photographs specifically for their story, so they rely on a bank of pre-taken images that they can pay a small fee to use."

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    "Stock photography has been used by media channels for many, many years. However, it really took off when the internet became mainstream, as multiple outlets opened up for photographers to submit their work too and earn a small fee every time it was used."

    #5

    David Grieving Over His Blobfish

    David Grieving Over His Blobfish

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    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Tenth Doctor's forgotten companion

    Wilbur Soup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R.I.P blob fish he was a good man

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasted all the time in the waiting room for this?

    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if that is grief or if he accidentally picked this up instead of his child and is wondering how to hide it from his wife.

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the fish, but this one is the funniest one yet! 😂😂😂😂

    =._.=
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    =._.=
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooooo! Don't you go on me Blobby!

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    #6

    Eggman

    Eggman

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    starkey !
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am the eggman . they are the eggmen . i am the walrus. goo goo g'joob.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.. but his winter was not so good..

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    Hampter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one, it’s just so jarring yet calming that it’s funny

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early Voldemort living on Professor Quirrel's head

    platinum__
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    <img src="data:image/jpeg;base64,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

    Dash Junior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently got my first I Am Going Bald Haircut. I called it The Jason Stratham. I only wish that the haircut had made me as masculine, and as tough, and as rich as Jason Stratham. The point is I am not the eggman.

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    "Most stock photography hasn't really had all that much effort put into it, which is probably why so many of them are so bad. As a professional photographer, the amount I'll make from a stock image can be very small. To make any kind of money from it, submitting your images to stock websites in bulk, covering a lot of different subjects, is the way to go as there is more chance of someone picking up and using one of my images that way. This requirement to create content in bulk means there is not as much effort going into the production as there would be if you were creating content for a specific client, for example, as a lot of the images will never get used, and hence you'd make no money from them," Paul David Smith said when we pondered why the majority of stock images are so subpar. 

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    The photographer also added: "I think stock photography websites also attract a lot of beginners to photography who see it as a way of earning some money from the expensive camera gear that they have just bought. Obviously, this is going to lead to some questionable imagery being available as we are all on a learning journey, and people at the start of their journey won't be creating content to the same level as the professionals who have been doing it for 20 years."

    #7

    “He Looks Just Like His Father”

    “He Looks Just Like His Father”

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    #8

    Romantic Spaghetti Dinner

    Romantic Spaghetti Dinner

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see romantic .... I see uncooked noodles being shoved down 2 throats.

    Ann-Marie Bentley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too use two skinny models to measure my spaghetti

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mouthfull of uncooked spaghetti serves 4

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this remind me of orange Youtube?

    Flippy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Crunch, crunch, crunch*

    Liblob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m only on this website to ask if anyone knows who the man is cause I find him weirdly attractive

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    #9

    Yay! Another Corpse

    Yay! Another Corpse

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    Thor Haugen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be good for a life insurance ad 😉.

    Last but certainly not least, we asked our expert if companies should use stock or real images: "Finally, creating a terrible yet funny stock photo can earn you a lot of money! If people keep using it because it is so bad it’s almost funny, well, that is a win for the photographer as they are being paid every time it’s used, no matter why it is being used."

    "In an ideal world, media outlets would commission photographers to take images specific to their needs, but the fast pace of media these days simply means that will never happen for every job. Stock photography allows journalists to write content late in the evening and have it live instantly rather than waiting a day for a photographer to go and take photographs for them."

    #10

    "Man Trapped Inside Keyboard But Surprisingly Happy About It"

    "Man Trapped Inside Keyboard But Surprisingly Happy About It"

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    JoddieChan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he just wants to go to the Space Bar.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I ever wanted to try a banana on pizza

    #11

    Normal Ironing Is For Cowards

    Normal Ironing Is For Cowards

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt the inspiration for the "Do not iron while wearing" tags on clothes

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is how you become Ironwoman/Ironman! /s

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    Panda Loves Ladybugs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like somthing five minute crafts would do

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extreme ironing to another level

    ShockSandSniper_
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    back pain? no prob! just use this trick!

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    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I have had back pain so severe that I would have tried this, had I thought of it.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure this would help my back, actually. Just need a very low setting.

    ImSayu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darth Vader is that you?

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    #12

    Vegan Food

    Vegan Food

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a vegetarian I can confirm, this is the only thing I can eat at McDonald’s

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment made me laugh, but then I felt bad for you.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have a McCardboard with a side of sawdust. No onions.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the burger doesn't get you, those fries are sure to work

    Frando Bone
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    accurate. Vegan desserts are even worse. Edit: Vegan baked goods, for clarification.

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    We hope that you've enjoyed this witty ensemble of questionable stock images; let us know which ones are your favorites! Also, don't hesitate to give the subreddit and our expert, Paul David Smith, a follow!

    #13

    Banana Sausage

    Banana Sausage

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    ShockSandSniper_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes. is cursed to extreme matter. goodbye.... *fades off into darkness of cringe*

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    #14

    Mad Drift

    Mad Drift

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's SideRoads John, not SidewaysRoads.

    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello officer, its not what you think. Would you like a beer?

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳😳😳😳🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not what you think, I'm just watching this car for a friend

    BonaFIDE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you drink, then drive, you're a bloody idiot.

    #15

    The Homosexual Agenda

    The Homosexual Agenda

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    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh jeebus, so many things I want to say about this photo. MUST.....BITE....TONGUE

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, we missed it when he was stuffing in the strawberries

    Wad Ofbees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a homosexual I can confirm, this is the homosexual agenda.

    Doug O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just another Tuesday for me 😉

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    #16

    Should I Write Something Here?

    Should I Write Something Here?

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    What??
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the tables have turned! Sing for me, Insignificant human

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could write an entire screenplay from this one image

    Kody Franks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big bird is giving Sharon a taste of her own medicine

    Shayda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In an alternate universe

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    #17

    Searched For: “Sprained Knee”

    Searched For: “Sprained Knee”

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    Neli M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha!! That''s an optical illusion I didn't think I'd ever see

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My knee has a migraine? Or perhaps an odd tattoo?

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had knee pain the whole day now. This was the last thing I saw before falling asleep last night. Is it a coincidende?

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a v@gina with a grandmother... sorry 'bout that grandma

    ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes this was exactly the stock photo I was looking for

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    #18

    Business Man With A Banana

    Business Man With A Banana

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask me for last month's figures just one more time . . .

    ThatSunniChick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is his head so huge? Didn't they use a banana to scale it?

    Ouching Tiger Limping Dragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scale-banana isn't working. His head seems abnormally large!

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad actually found this picture years ago and put his face on it... It's been my contact photo for him ever since XD

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does mean business. Ba-na-na-naaaa.

    Emma Kohn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from the movie ripd (rest in peace department)

    =._.=
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic downtown office

    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'equipment' of the guys at the urinal above........?

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    #19

    Trump Holding A Lobster

    Trump Holding A Lobster

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm 🤔 which ones which?

    Hampter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one of them is a slimy creature, and lobsters aren’t slimy.

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly not the most rediculous photo I've seen of Trump.

    =._.=
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now the lobster has to bathe itself 56 times a day because Trump touched it.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt branded as Trump Lobster and sold at double the normal price

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's bright orange, hard headed, and lives in a fish bowl?

    DadManBlues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lobster just finished cutting Trump's hair.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it what's funny about a lobster wearing a blue tie?

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one is a scavenger, the other is a tasty ocean-dwelling creature

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    #20

    Group Ice Cream

    Group Ice Cream

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who I assume to be the dad has nefarious thoughts going through his mind

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this is oddly sexual, and not in a good way

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    top scoop is 100000% about to fall on the girl on the left's head.

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like one those sex scenes that's been edit to be "safe for work".

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gets weirder the more I keep looking at it.

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    #21

    "Oh No I Just Ran Him Over"

    "Oh No I Just Ran Him Over"

    u/F*ckRSM_ Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's still kicking, better do it again

    Loaf Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She ran into an old friend

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Well, anyways, back to the conversation.

    El Rey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the yellow-shirted guy Brock Lesnar?

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Fashion Police. In a display of gratuitous and uncalled-for attack on the pairing of a yellow t-shirt and beige shorts.

    #22

    “Sir, I Have Located Him”

    “Sir, I Have Located Him”

    u/Airtag111 Report

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which mental hospital designs these shoots? I'm looking for a new job.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As model or fotografer?

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    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give "foot-see" a whole new meaning.

    Brandon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she does appear to be missing an arm.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was really easy once I got his trousers

    #23

    Smiling Man With Whipped Cream And A Cherry

    Smiling Man With Whipped Cream And A Cherry

    u/Mimetidae Report

    BonaFIDE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat Little Baby's..................................................................Ice Cream.

    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's definitely shaving foam.

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, cover me in cream and call me Daddy

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not what I meant by a cherry on top

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We found the brother of the ice cream man in that creepy ice cream shoppe commercial

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg white. I'd say it's egg white

    What??
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see him creeping up on kids to sing nursery rhymes. His name is Reginald.

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    tom qwerty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    question: how was this photo taken? on second thought i dont want to know

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    #24

    Wth

    Wth

    u/mr_hidey Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ey bro, lemme help with that snake of yours”

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I am a female. We have stall doors which seems like a good thing.

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men in photo to photographer "Sorry, you want us standing how again?"

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to this week's episode of "Urinal Fishing."

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need a helping hand

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And girls are the ones getting teased for going to the bathroom in groups...

    Neli M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lefty loosey, righty tighty

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    #25

    Nice, Just What I Needed. A Dude Passed Out In A Box

    Nice, Just What I Needed. A Dude Passed Out In A Box

    u/Airtag111 Report

    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere there is very large and mightily miffed cat!

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A catperson

    Emma Ford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passed out? kinda looks dead ngl

    Dak Janiels
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the Amazon employee gets a nap.

    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he's just passed out and not away. I don't see any holes punched through the cardboard to allow for ventilation.

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAKE UP JEFF! *credit: The Wiggles

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    #26

    "Hey What Instrument Do You Play?"

    "Hey What Instrument Do You Play?"

    u/Vladimir1265 Report

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save money on buying your kid an instrument ... just give him a cucumber and blow

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so in fact there is a cucumber trumpet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xa7Dp3-eYA

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say this!! I'm glad someone else knows about it!

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    #27

    I'm Gonna Hit This Sub With Shitty Stock Photos Like This Woman Hit Her BF With A Bunch Of Parsley

    I'm Gonna Hit This Sub With Shitty Stock Photos Like This Woman Hit Her BF With A Bunch Of Parsley

    u/pinkfloydsands Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thought the title meant the guy was a sub who had a thing for parsley from his dom???

    Emma Ford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she looks like shes having far too much fun

    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors urge Americans to throw this vegetable NOW.

    James P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is cilantro. Or coriander for the folks across the pond.

    IronySairo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is cilantro. The folks downvoting don't spend time in the kitchen.

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    #28

    Didn’t Know You Could Pick Dna With Tweezers

    Didn’t Know You Could Pick Dna With Tweezers

    u/Danny2877 Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the smalledt pair of tweezers or the largest chunk of DNA

    QuirkyKittyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, what happened was they were having too many errors when gene splicing, so one brave scientist volunteered to be shrunk while holding a set of tweezers.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the game Operation, but with DNA: Recreation.

    #29

    Are You Okay Ellen?

    Are You Okay Ellen?

    u/QARSOK Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how hard you try you'll never be a toaster

    Loaf Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ellen! For the last time it doesn't work like that!"

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma you don't need to shove it up that hole ... it's ... hum ... another hole.

    OutspokenHBW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's how you get green eyes.

    #30

    Bath Bomb

    Bath Bomb

    u/ipufbweyv Report

    Phase9.ka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Griffin's old neighbours?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, I think this picture needs a trigger warning, BP isn't supposed to post stuff about unaliving.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was told you could commit suicide by bringing a toaster into the tub

    #31

    That’s Not How You Play Trumpet, Kate

    That’s Not How You Play Trumpet, Kate

    u/ZAWGURN Report

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say something about "jazz" and "all over" and "face," but I'm just not that dirty.

    PiclleCayk🫥
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's about too make that trumpet jazz all over her face 😈

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep practicing pretty soon it will seem like second nature to you

    Kody Franks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the non band kid finds her way into the band hall.

    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try snarling into the other end

    What??
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA HA HA! This trumpet tells the funniest jokes!

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's so cute about playing an instrument wrong? Am I missing something?

    #32

    White People When Listening To Old Town Road

    White People When Listening To Old Town Road

    u/Avonixis Report

    ThatSunniChick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And being responsible by wearing his safety glasses. Riding a bucking subwoofer is dangerous, folks.

    Xray0976
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAANNNNDDDD!? What of it!?

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm listening to The Beach Boys and riding the waves

    #33

    Art

    Art

    u/ForeverFusion Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever these people are smoking, get it banned pronto

    🦐 Shrimp Whisperer 🦐
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a trumpet player I can confirm. That is a trumpet

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see we have an expert here

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They promised me I could play like an expert after just one lesson

    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bro... You're playing it wrong."

    #34

    This Is Fine

    This Is Fine

    u/DDog1243 Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try doing a ppt for school last minute

    tom qwerty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh yes the fire extinguisher hammer. because hammers fix everything - cartoons

    Falcon dimi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It´s ok I send an email. Fire, exclamation point. (It crowd)

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to quit with a bang! 'F*ck this computer! F*ck this report! F*ck the long hours! And F*ck all of you! Im'ma burn this motherf*cker to the ground!'

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    101 ways to NOT repair your laptop

    ОльхаКинг(AlderKing)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you go down a wikipedia rabbit hole and end up with 30 open tabs

    #35

    Goodbye World

    Goodbye World

    u/GoldenOwl2004 Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could eat bananas until they started camering out the back of my head. Oh!

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't see the measurements here. banana is obscured.

    J Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty Python was right... Seems like he should have learned proper fresh fruit defense

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barry knows how to take it like a man

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    #36

    Oh Gee Oh Golly Why My Mouse

    Oh Gee Oh Golly Why My Mouse

    u/Beanpole853 Report

    #37

    3D Render Of A Honey Bee Carrying A USB Stick

    3D Render Of A Honey Bee Carrying A USB Stick

    u/SwaggyBrownBrown Report

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am angry because they did not make it a USBee.. hold by a US bee

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's much more efficient than running around smelling flowers

    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yo... I got The Bee Movie. 20 bucks it's yours... Seriously I wanna give you 20 bucks and the movie. Please take it."

    #38

    What

    What

    u/Starlitsleet299 Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Daddy I’ve been naughty” “For the last time it is ‘father I have sinned’.”

    Shayda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He went from Father to daddy real quick

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What onlyfans was this picture from? Also, why is the BP site only letting me post comments when replying to another comment?

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't what I meant by let's play the priest and the nun

    BonaFIDE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot, At the body shop, doing something unholy

    Xray0976
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would get me to confessional, and I'm not even religious

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    #39

    “I Gonna Get You!” -Thug On The Street

    “I Gonna Get You!” -Thug On The Street

    u/DDog1243 Report

    #40

    Why

    Why

    u/HelenLiotta Report

    Kody Franks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you let someone else hold your instrument.

    Backrooms Entity 68
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a flute player, I can only say WHAT THE HECK. We're not clarinets 😭

    🦐 Shrimp Whisperer 🦐
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I'm not a flute player, so idk if that's how you hold it

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one time, at Band Camp...

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like Campbell's soup....

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First day learning to play the flute ... by herself.

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    #41

    When You Get That Fat Mesothelioma Compensation Check

    When You Get That Fat Mesothelioma Compensation Check

    u/88kai1 Report

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until tomorrow to tell him they're phoney

    #42

    How Can I Even Comment On This

    How Can I Even Comment On This

    u/UmbraGIR Report

    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Superman meets Alien.

    Hendo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new take on 'HERE'S JOHNNY!'

    ImSayu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's three shorties on top of each other. End of discussion

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like in StudioC when they stick Jeremy's face on someone's back 😆 Watch the Love From Afar sketch 🤣

    Gaspode the Wonder Dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Krang from Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

    What??
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is my evil conjoined twin, Alan!

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter what stunts you pull you'll never hide from me

    #43

    Exactly What I Needed

    Exactly What I Needed

    u/Ice_Pax Report

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture makes me loose my breath.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry dear, I got all wrapped up in my work

    What??
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone ever done this?? Asking for a friend.

    #44

    Nom

    Nom

    u/[deleted] Report

    What??
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people ask me why I'm so forgetful, I just tell them someone ate my brain.

    #45

    Just A Bottle Being Held Like A Gun

    Just A Bottle Being Held Like A Gun

    u/HyerWomba Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever gets in the way of the balsamico gun will be shot with stains

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this little trick, they'll never guess it's a real gun

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    #46

    Flying Dollar Cow?

    Flying Dollar Cow?

    u/[deleted] Report

    ImSayu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dancing polish cow has retirned

    tom qwerty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cow jumped over the moon. and fell back to earth

    #47

    When The Sisters Don't Want To Play Chess

    When The Sisters Don't Want To Play Chess

    u/biz_weddon Report