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When you have a planner drafting your house, a roof over your head is the bare minimum you expect. I wouldn’t call a set of windows a luxury either. But in reality, even in the most precise universe of architecture and engineering, errors happen. And the results are the monstrosities you’re about to see.

Thanks to the Twitter page “Bad Planning,” we have quite a split collection to look at. The page sarcastically describes itself as “a celebration of all the ‘smelly’ stuff imposed on our environment.” It adds that: “Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.” Whoever created this page appears genuinely unforgiving.

Get ready to meet ‘Fencemageddon,’ heaters rising up the stairway, the house of all the planet’s windows, and other peculiar specimens. Scroll down, enjoy and upvote your favorites as you go!

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are upset, you just had to do it the French way : unite to create a company that will buy and preserve the building.

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    In order to find out how bad planning and design examples like these end up in public and private spaces, we have to break down where they start from. Maybe it’s a client who ordered a questionable design and turned it into reality. Maybe it’s a designer who forgot the functional part of the design. Or it may well be the planners who didn’t take what was needed into account.

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    “We never realize how much even the smallest detail can affect our everyday lifestyle,” Laura Vanagaite, a Portugal-based graphic designer, told Bored Panda. She shared a couple of insights of what happens and why when objects, buildings, and spaces are designed with such big flaws. “Every single object we use from the morning until the night is designed specifically on how it is supposed to be. But that is not always the case. Functionality is the number one rule in the design and architecture world,” Laura explained.

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    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blurred Lines by Robin Bricke

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    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The light fixtures look like soap dispensers.

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    “But sometimes,” Laura said, “some creative choices are made that make the function not the priority.” And that is where the confusion happens. “From what we have seen in the past, some design solutions are made without thinking of the actual client, a person that will use the product. It applies to everything: website or app design, interior design, furniture, architecture and spatial planning.”

    Laura also said that if any of the end product is made without thinking much about the user, it loses its value. “For example, a person downloads an app, it looks nice, the design is modern, it looks beautifully done, but the letters are done in a light color and it is hard to understand what information needs to be filled in. The client gets annoyed and decides to delete the app. In this case, the designer should have thought about the app function and how user-friendly it would be.”

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone pressed the indent row option accidentally.

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    “Another example can be spatial planning,” the graphic designer said. “Let's say that the architects were hired to create a modern working space for a tech company. The finished result looks modern, innovative and... not enough space for the workers to sit properly. Sitting areas are a crucial part of offices because the physical health of the workers determines how productive they will be.”

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    laka puka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine getting home drunk one night and as soon as you step out of the taxi you just fall into a pit

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thank goodness I had the sense to call a cab instead of trying to drive home from the bar - I could have gotten really hurAAAARGH!" *thud*

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    Brian Campbell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New sobriety check point for residents..

    Solly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha i was showing this to my albanian mans and i clicked the comments and saw this. laughed my ass off as i showed it to him

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    Viki Short
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no architect but shouldn't the resident be able to get in that um...house?

    Elleana Sky Lopez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having anxiety thinking of that car reversing

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Even better if they were retractable 😄

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this picture so many times on BP

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it makes changing your oil easier

    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a drawbridge and a moat. With alligators!

    Sophie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better only have vehicles exactly that axel width apart. Have fun getting the car in the garage!!

    Nena Rosebud
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is giving me anxiety.

    Dollymix Devine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would feel like I was Indiana Jones every time I went in and out of that garage

    Laura Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to make the space below into like a moat complete with alligators or pirrhanas. Who's with me?

    Lynne Hammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But wait ... the garage is also bricked up? WHY

    Lindy Mac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't handle this driveway SOBER! I don't think they can either..they park in front of the brick wall. This is the perfect way to to stop people turning around in your driveway.

    cryssH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are bars needed on the main level window ??

    Oddly Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has been on here before, and rightly so. They're just asking to be flooded.

    Sue Sanders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just why? Has to be some history behind this - and I want to know about it RIGHT NOW.

    Jane Alexander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -an' bars on the windows, just in case...

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better not be drunk using that

    justanormalpuggetnugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you don't park correctly dont collect 200 and pass go

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A driveway with suspension built right in.

    Sonja Alcock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definately not for a vehicle to drive into for the ledge along the road side is too high on the left side. So more like a balance beam walkway. Twisted either way.

    Mim Sörensson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I want my life to be a challenge! A day without mortal peril just ain’t worth my time!”

    Edison Michael
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen quite a few houses like that here in São Paulo, Brazil. Usually because you have a different family in each level of the house, so all levels need sunlight (or as much sunlight ad possible).

    Tambot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the stuff of nightmares.

    Usman A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alligator moat without the alligators or a moat! I love it!

    Chainlink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nervous wreck is a understatement going in and out

    Oskar vanZandt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving $$$ on concrete and letting in the light...

    Betsy Novack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Pink Elephant of Architecture. And field sobriety test to boot!

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The victim parked on the driveway, and attempted to open the door by hand. At least, that was the intention BEFORE the fall...

    S Francis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    Thomas Dahlmann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok i get the garage it gives light but the bars on the window to allow perverts something to hang onto when peeping?

    Miles Dowdeswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wall just looks like a door. Its funny though.

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they parked at the left on the grass.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurray Hurray, It's a trolley Trolley day.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a parking challenge

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sexual intercourse" madness...

    Shelly Aucoin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk me would die. Sober me would also die but just more awake.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're getting a lot of mileage out of this one, BP.

    Maryanna Baldridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the worthy may pass this suspended path and park in the garage.

    Alex Ernst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if there were some rails on the sides or something this wouldn't be a COMPLETE disaster...

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't park the car on those two ramps

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All it would take is one sneeze while you were trying to pull into your driveway... and if you do manage to make it into your driveway, it's impossible to get out of the car, because the garage is bricked in, right? Why would you even leave those there?

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lawsuit just waiting to happen.

    Suzanne Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you need bars on the window?

    Sam J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might not be the safest neighborhood is one possibility.

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    Thomas Sweda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left ain’t that great either !

    Pat Head
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would respect this more if it had a drawbridge.

    Queen Mab
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think I'm driving into that garage. . .

    Gray Lyden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just park on the street at this house

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it! We're all just rats in an alien maze.

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    According to Laura, these types of mistakes can be found in every area: “maybe the logo was wrongly designed and did not reflect the values of the company, maybe the cutlery was designed without thinking about whether left-handed people would be able to use it.”

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    She also stressed the fact that every designer should think first about the function and the person who will be using the product. “Whether it is a simple app or a huge architectural building, you as the professional should ask ‘What does the client need and what issues do I need to solve to make it easier for them to use it?’” Laura concluded.

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    Mavis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a four year old who would love that.

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    laka puka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indiana Jones and the Shopping Trolley of Doom

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird deterrents on a tree? Sacrilege!

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    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 'No Passing Zone' sign would finish this off nicely.

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    laka puka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the elevator go horizontally by any chance?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one room is where they keep the deranged Brother, bricked in and away from society.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sprained my ankle just looking at this.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my language, it's the Devil who is in the details. We always try to see the bad in every thing, to see the clouds behind the silver lining, in order to be prepared for when the smallest defect in the greatest plan will make everything backfire and fail miserably.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, they really don't want to mow the lawn!

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe people were parking in his driveway?

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    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call this bedroom, “the wind catcher”. Lively during storms.

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    Clare C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again perfectly normal in the UK, these are detached (just)

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Architect: Yes I won lots of prestigious design awards for my building "Soulless cube"

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    Shelli PL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show me you’re a depressed architect without telling me

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much nicer alleyway than the weed, discarded needle, and broken glass filled ones back where I come from.

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    Jo Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two gates are really messing me up

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is more about height of smoke evacuation legislation. it’s still ugly

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the rainwater, where does it go? What about droughts? And flooding?

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could give someone a nasty headache!

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    =.= Hello again this picture. This is a building that was converted into a hotel, and this door is a fire safety legal requirement for all hotels. It indicates the level of the fire exit and blocks inescapable floors. Placed there so in the event of an emergency people don't run all the way down the stairs, end up in the basement with no exit, and die horribly.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was on a jury for someone who flew a small plane under one of the bridges, before the motorway actually opened. Seeing this photo makes me think that he’d have been ok, even when it did open.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, no games this side of the fence, that is fine. Why would the sign apply to the other side of the fence? That’s not how signs work.

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    Me Oh My
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    I haven't the faintest idea why, but the license plate on the car in the first picture looks like it reads "Lesbo HG". My eyesight is awful.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That door had a bad breakup with the one across the street and now can't even look at it anymore.

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