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When you have a planner drafting your house, a roof over your head is the bare minimum you expect. I wouldn’t call a set of windows a luxury either. But in reality, even in the most precise universe of architecture and engineering, errors happen. And the results are the monstrosities you’re about to see.
Thanks to the Twitter page “Bad Planning,” we have quite a split collection to look at. The page sarcastically describes itself as “a celebration of all the ‘smelly’ stuff imposed on our environment.” It adds that: “Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.” Whoever created this page appears genuinely unforgiving.
Get ready to meet ‘Fencemageddon,’ heaters rising up the stairway, the house of all the planet’s windows, and other peculiar specimens. Scroll down, enjoy and upvote your favorites as you go!
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago (edited)
If you are upset, you just had to do it the French way : unite to create a company that will buy and preserve the building.
In order to find out how bad planning and design examples like these end up in public and private spaces, we have to break down where they start from. Maybe it’s a client who ordered a questionable design and turned it into reality. Maybe it’s a designer who forgot the functional part of the design. Or it may well be the planners who didn’t take what was needed into account.
“We never realize how much even the smallest detail can affect our everyday lifestyle,” Laura Vanagaite, a Portugal-based graphic designer, told Bored Panda. She shared a couple of insights of what happens and why when objects, buildings, and spaces are designed with such big flaws. “Every single object we use from the morning until the night is designed specifically on how it is supposed to be. But that is not always the case. Functionality is the number one rule in the design and architecture world,” Laura explained.
“But sometimes,” Laura said, “some creative choices are made that make the function not the priority.” And that is where the confusion happens. “From what we have seen in the past, some design solutions are made without thinking of the actual client, a person that will use the product. It applies to everything: website or app design, interior design, furniture, architecture and spatial planning.”
Laura also said that if any of the end product is made without thinking much about the user, it loses its value. “For example, a person downloads an app, it looks nice, the design is modern, it looks beautifully done, but the letters are done in a light color and it is hard to understand what information needs to be filled in. The client gets annoyed and decides to delete the app. In this case, the designer should have thought about the app function and how user-friendly it would be.”
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Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago
🎶violets and purples, diamonds and circles🎶
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Susan Trevaskis-Owen 3 years ago
"Just a witch's window" they say, totally ignoring the misaligned roof design, the wall containing both a 9-pane and 2-pane window, the weird triangular windows on the side wall near the door, the oddly-shaped brick patio, the lines running across the walls of the upper story...
Phyzzi 3 years ago
I still kind of like it. Even if the thing they decided to commit to was "weird" they did really commit, and frankly it isn't obviously nonfunctional.
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Amber Bedard 3 years ago (edited)
Just a witches window. A ton of houses in the North East have these. Like Vermont, Maine, New England..
Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)
This feels like a modification decided from the inside. In other words, inside the house, all those skylights and windows probably make it awesome inside. And since they live inside the house, not outside, onlookers can f*** off, maybe? I can respect that.
Sarah Benedictus 3 years ago
are people really freaking out over a diamond shaped window? this looks great, better than boring same, same, same...yuk!
Daniele Ribolla 3 years ago
it's the old house of Bill Gates, a Windows lover... 😎 (apologize...)
Paul Davies 3 years ago
The open window at the roof peak angled at 45 degrees would allow the rain to pour in!
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Friend of mine was massively renovating a house he'd just purchased. Money was tight, so he scrounged around for windows/doors. Most were mismatched, but the way he integrated them into his overall design was gorgeous.
Mim Sörensson 3 years ago (edited)
“Steve… Did you draw this after the company Christmas party, by any chance?” “What?! No!” “Steve.” “ … Ok, i might have. Yes. Eh, yes, I did.”
I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago
It probably looks fantastic inside. (You can read that with or without sarcasm).
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
I don't have problems with witch windows (other than that you cannot put flowerpots on the window sills) - but do these windows open to the outside??? NOPE, not going to clean these - sorry, not sorry.
Marilyn Holt 3 years ago
I think if i lived there I'd want to "do it up" even more--different colored window frames, unusual greenery, statues, etc.
Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 3 years ago
Obviously the builder forgot his meds (or needed some!) when he/she designed this craziness
Mazer 3 years ago (edited)
Someone paid to have this done. I love unique things but this is really going above and beyond reason and logic
Aeon Flux 3 years ago
Or they did it themselves as a hobby, and that's part of the reason it's imperfect.
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Rose Romano 3 years ago
Looking that high up when you're walking down the street is a good way to get hurt.
Amber Bedard 3 years ago (edited)
Just a Witches Window. A ton of houses in the North East have these. Like Vermont, Maine, New England..
Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago
Hurry up, I need this blueprint ready within 20 min!
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“Another example can be spatial planning,” the graphic designer said. “Let's say that the architects were hired to create a modern working space for a tech company. The finished result looks modern, innovative and... not enough space for the workers to sit properly. Sitting areas are a crucial part of offices because the physical health of the workers determines how productive they will be.”
According to Laura, these types of mistakes can be found in every area: “maybe the logo was wrongly designed and did not reflect the values of the company, maybe the cutlery was designed without thinking about whether left-handed people would be able to use it.”
She also stressed the fact that every designer should think first about the function and the person who will be using the product. “Whether it is a simple app or a huge architectural building, you as the professional should ask ‘What does the client need and what issues do I need to solve to make it easier for them to use it?’” Laura concluded.
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago (edited)
In my language, it's the Devil who is in the details. We always try to see the bad in every thing, to see the clouds behind the silver lining, in order to be prepared for when the smallest defect in the greatest plan will make everything backfire and fail miserably.
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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago
We call this bedroom, “the wind catcher”. Lively during storms.
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Mimi La Souris 3 years ago
I think this is more about height of smoke evacuation legislation. it’s still ugly
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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
All the rainwater, where does it go? What about droughts? And flooding?
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Kira Okah 3 years ago (edited)
=.= Hello again this picture. This is a building that was converted into a hotel, and this door is a fire safety legal requirement for all hotels. It indicates the level of the fire exit and blocks inescapable floors. Placed there so in the event of an emergency people don't run all the way down the stairs, end up in the basement with no exit, and die horribly.
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Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
My dad was on a jury for someone who flew a small plane under one of the bridges, before the motorway actually opened. Seeing this photo makes me think that he’d have been ok, even when it did open.
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Marcellus the Third 3 years ago
Well, no games this side of the fence, that is fine. Why would the sign apply to the other side of the fence? That’s not how signs work.
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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
That door had a bad breakup with the one across the street and now can't even look at it anymore.
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T5n 3 years ago
I ended up having to look at older farmhouses and cabins after this to see good architecture and style.
I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago
One of them actually made my eyes all wonky which made mean little nauseous.
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GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
This is named inappropriately. Should say, “what happens when no one was willing to fork over money for an actual architect.”
Wendy 3 years ago
I think a better title is what happens when you hire a terrible contractor. Most of these photos are not because of the Architect - they are either a terrible contractor or people with bad taste in renovating.
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John Baker 3 years ago
I'm far more concerned with the floor plan than I am with the exterior. So many newer houses seem as thought they weren't designed to actually be lived in.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Every building project should be submitted to Prince Charles for approval, in order to avoid... All that s**t.
T5n 3 years ago
I ended up having to look at older farmhouses and cabins after this to see good architecture and style.
I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago
One of them actually made my eyes all wonky which made mean little nauseous.
Load More Replies... GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
This is named inappropriately. Should say, “what happens when no one was willing to fork over money for an actual architect.”
Wendy 3 years ago
I think a better title is what happens when you hire a terrible contractor. Most of these photos are not because of the Architect - they are either a terrible contractor or people with bad taste in renovating.
Load More Replies... John Baker 3 years ago
I'm far more concerned with the floor plan than I am with the exterior. So many newer houses seem as thought they weren't designed to actually be lived in.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Every building project should be submitted to Prince Charles for approval, in order to avoid... All that s**t.
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