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When you have a planner drafting your house, a roof over your head is the bare minimum you expect. I wouldn’t call a set of windows a luxury either. But in reality, even in the most precise universe of architecture and engineering, errors happen. And the results are the monstrosities you’re about to see.

Thanks to the Twitter page “Bad Planning,” we have quite a split collection to look at. The page sarcastically describes itself as “a celebration of all the ‘smelly’ stuff imposed on our environment.” It adds that: “Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.” Whoever created this page appears genuinely unforgiving.

Get ready to meet ‘Fencemageddon,’ heaters rising up the stairway, the house of all the planet’s windows, and other peculiar specimens. Scroll down, enjoy and upvote your favorites as you go!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are upset, you just had to do it the French way : unite to create a company that will buy and preserve the building.

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In order to find out how bad planning and design examples like these end up in public and private spaces, we have to break down where they start from. Maybe it’s a client who ordered a questionable design and turned it into reality. Maybe it’s a designer who forgot the functional part of the design. Or it may well be the planners who didn’t take what was needed into account.

“We never realize how much even the smallest detail can affect our everyday lifestyle,” Laura Vanagaite, a Portugal-based graphic designer, told Bored Panda. She shared a couple of insights of what happens and why when objects, buildings, and spaces are designed with such big flaws. “Every single object we use from the morning until the night is designed specifically on how it is supposed to be. But that is not always the case. Functionality is the number one rule in the design and architecture world,” Laura explained.

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“But sometimes,” Laura said, “some creative choices are made that make the function not the priority.” And that is where the confusion happens. “From what we have seen in the past, some design solutions are made without thinking of the actual client, a person that will use the product. It applies to everything: website or app design, interior design, furniture, architecture and spatial planning.”

Laura also said that if any of the end product is made without thinking much about the user, it loses its value. “For example, a person downloads an app, it looks nice, the design is modern, it looks beautifully done, but the letters are done in a light color and it is hard to understand what information needs to be filled in. The client gets annoyed and decides to delete the app. In this case, the designer should have thought about the app function and how user-friendly it would be.”

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Susan Trevaskis-Owen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Just a witch's window" they say, totally ignoring the misaligned roof design, the wall containing both a 9-pane and 2-pane window, the weird triangular windows on the side wall near the door, the oddly-shaped brick patio, the lines running across the walls of the upper story...

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Phyzzi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still kind of like it. Even if the thing they decided to commit to was "weird" they did really commit, and frankly it isn't obviously nonfunctional.

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Amber Bedard
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just a witches window. A ton of houses in the North East have these. Like Vermont, Maine, New England..

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Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you're a builder and make the funny house your kid drew.

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RedKindaSus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least there aren't any vampires in there with that much light :/

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Blackstone
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This feels like a modification decided from the inside. In other words, inside the house, all those skylights and windows probably make it awesome inside. And since they live inside the house, not outside, onlookers can f*** off, maybe? I can respect that.

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Remi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Escher maze on the inside? I'm really hoping so now

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Sarah Benedictus
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are people really freaking out over a diamond shaped window? this looks great, better than boring same, same, same...yuk!

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Daniele Ribolla
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's the old house of Bill Gates, a Windows lover... 😎 (apologize...)

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Zōwie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact the slanted windows are called Witch Windows. People use to believe that witches couldn’t fly sideways on their brooms so they had slanted windows. They are very popular on older houses in Vermont.

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Paul Davies
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The open window at the roof peak angled at 45 degrees would allow the rain to pour in!

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Friend of mine was massively renovating a house he'd just purchased. Money was tight, so he scrounged around for windows/doors. Most were mismatched, but the way he integrated them into his overall design was gorgeous.

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Edie Hart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody really wanted to use what they learned in high school geometry and algebra classes.

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Mim Sörensson
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Steve… Did you draw this after the company Christmas party, by any chance?” “What?! No!” “Steve.” “ … Ok, i might have. Yes. Eh, yes, I did.”

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Nona Wolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHen you buy a house from IKEA, and have to assemble it yourself.

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I'mNotARoboat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It probably looks fantastic inside. (You can read that with or without sarcasm).

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Stew
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(I kinda like this house....for some reason...yes I do:-| :-\ :-[ )

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Yoga Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have problems with witch windows (other than that you cannot put flowerpots on the window sills) - but do these windows open to the outside??? NOPE, not going to clean these - sorry, not sorry.

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Brett Layton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the award for window salesperson of the year goes to.......

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Marilyn Holt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think if i lived there I'd want to "do it up" even more--different colored window frames, unusual greenery, statues, etc.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would say the people living there really like a lot of light. Definitely not vampires.

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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously the builder forgot his meds (or needed some!) when he/she designed this craziness

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Mazer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone paid to have this done. I love unique things but this is really going above and beyond reason and logic

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Aeon Flux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or they did it themselves as a hobby, and that's part of the reason it's imperfect.

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Vinay Pai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure this was EXACTLY what they wanted. Couldn't have been otherwise :)

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Rose Romano
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looking that high up when you're walking down the street is a good way to get hurt.

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Brian Campbell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"this is what happens when you advertise BOGO on vent windows..."

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Amber Bedard
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just a Witches Window. A ton of houses in the North East have these. Like Vermont, Maine, New England..

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The higher he built, the less f***ks Roger gave about window placement.

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“Another example can be spatial planning,” the graphic designer said. “Let's say that the architects were hired to create a modern working space for a tech company. The finished result looks modern, innovative and... not enough space for the workers to sit properly. Sitting areas are a crucial part of offices because the physical health of the workers determines how productive they will be.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine getting home drunk one night and as soon as you step out of the taxi you just fall into a pit

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According to Laura, these types of mistakes can be found in every area: “maybe the logo was wrongly designed and did not reflect the values of the company, maybe the cutlery was designed without thinking about whether left-handed people would be able to use it.”

She also stressed the fact that every designer should think first about the function and the person who will be using the product. “Whether it is a simple app or a huge architectural building, you as the professional should ask ‘What does the client need and what issues do I need to solve to make it easier for them to use it?’” Laura concluded.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one room is where they keep the deranged Brother, bricked in and away from society.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my language, it's the Devil who is in the details. We always try to see the bad in every thing, to see the clouds behind the silver lining, in order to be prepared for when the smallest defect in the greatest plan will make everything backfire and fail miserably.

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