We don’t just experience good with our taste buds. We feel its texture in our mouths, we smell it in our nasal canals, and we eat it up with our eyes before ever taking a bite. On this last step, however, there are some meals out there that fail spectacularly, and for all of them, there is a wonderful Twitter that is waiting to share them with the world.
SOme of these are good-faith dishes that went horribly wrong somewhere or were made with questionable taste. Others are deliberate outright abominations that were only made to torment us and confuse our appetites. The silver lining, we believe, is that you can regularly return to this post as an appetite suppressant if you’ve decided to go on a calorie-deficit diet.
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Why settle for mustard when there is wasabi. Make the thief feel his sinuses in a whole new way. Edit: I meant the horseradish version that is sold as wasabi.
This is awesome! Child (31) reckons this will be his next sausage and mash creation because it's more artistic than the mash and gravy volcano he usually makes 🙄
I have a friend with a poor eye sight. She had a bug spray and wd40 in similar bottles - and she have seen ants queueing through her kitchen - so she took a spray - and sprayed the whole floor, PVC floor. Anyway. The evening her husband looked at the spray and asked "you wanted them to have slippery feet?" I was there a day after, rushed to wc, in nylon stockings...and slipped like a professional swimmer...
WHAT??? Where do these people come from? What kind of parents brought them up?
Don't blame parents for this. She is clearly just a psychopath. She was born that way.
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My daughter does that with cheese, but only when putting the cheese on her own pasta, not in a pan we all use our anything.
I suck toothpaste out of the tube. Hell with the balance on the brush routine
I'd like to know more about this, it could take an interesting turn
Where did she grow up that she didn’t learn about cutlery? Or kitchen tools? I love butter more than most people (I believe that food exists only as a vehicle to get butter into our bodies) but this would never occur to me!
Well then you'll have to use her toilet brush as a milk frother....
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BP, I really believe someone needs to sit you down, with a dictionary, and help you study the words, and the meanings of "bad", and "fail", until you really comprehend them...or are you just going to change the post heading to "great" when you edit this article down to 30 images...which is what you usually do?
BP, I really believe someone needs to sit you down, with a dictionary, and help you study the words, and the meanings of "bad", and "fail", until you really comprehend them...or are you just going to change the post heading to "great" when you edit this article down to 30 images...which is what you usually do?
