This Online Community Shares Hilariously Bad Life Hacks, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones

Diabolical

Also bury a dead animal over the body so that if they do dig up the plant, they'll think that the smell was coming from the animal

Emily shat on my carpet again 🙄

people, remember, consent is important when picking us up.

i like how this is clearly a screenshot of a boredpanda post with the number erased from the title caption

Plus you get the added bonus of having to clean up your kitchen and do dishes!

Unfortunately they may start to suspect it’s not tea when you begin slurring your words and betting people $5 that you can do a handstand on your desk.

Lovely

To bee happy

Perfect. Anyone wanna join the friend group I’ve made? We can play dnd(I’ll be the dm) ,do some face masks, sacrifice some stuff we find outside, make snacks… etc

If you’re single and all alone you don’t even need to talk 😎

Like that guy in Japan who went to jail for 3D printing a F*****G GUN

You will fascinate me with a piece of cheese

I can confirm as a woman I will be fascinated when offered cheese.

“Hold out your hand.” *Places Limburger in outstretched hand* “… feeling fascinated yet?”

Why are they pointing to the cheese thing? It makes sense to me. But I want to know what rue is, why men are filling women's shoes with it and do we need to start hiding our shoes from the rue fillers and hold out for the cheese fascinators?

I can confirm it works. On myself and on my cat, too. Cheese is fascinating.

Man id love to have this book! It's called The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft by Kathryn Paulsen, I love vintage books lmao

Depends on the cheese - the kind in cans that you can spray out on crackers does indeed fascinate me.

Don't do the cheese log

And for a man, just use bacon. 🥓

probably depends on the kind of cheese and/or the size of the piece.

The whole book seems a bit dodgy!

This book is scaring me. Where can I buy

That cheese thing is absolutely doable.

Yes, please!

It depends on the cheese...

Just don't forget the crackers, Kabana and dip thanks!

You can only fascinate a dog with a piece of cheese, but believe me, they will be fascinated!

Yes, but what KIND of cheese??

How would cheese fascinate... wait, wait, wait...nine dro...resh blood on a cloth... me you love? WTF is that? WTF are you reading? Forget about the damn cheese! Women aren't fascinated by cheese. What's that about bloodletting? Morons are much easier to deal with than serial killers.

Gonna try that

Not if it's Stinking Bishop I won't be! (Note: this is actually a type of cheese, not an unwashed senior member of the clergy...)

the one under the finger fascinates me. Put nine dro resh blood on a cloth in which you will steam th ne you love.

Cheese is amazing:0)

I feel like the shoe full of rue is weirder.

Much better than throwing her in a river!!

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Cheese <3

What kind of cheese? I'm interested.

The spelled it was underneath talks of fresh blood on a cloth. Is this a follow up to the cheese fascination spell?

Ah yes, Andrew trates handbook

That's what I brought to my marriage, a whole bunch of cheese.

Caro Caro, they're onto us!

What a cheesy pick up line!

Dangernoodle holding noodles :)

I can’t even see their faces but they look so disappointed

3) Fake your own death

I actually do need to fix my glasses now though

*sleeps on ikea box and shoves clothes into another one*