49 Unhinged Chats People Had On Dating Apps That Might Convince You To Stay Single

Is this Elon Musk?

I had a friend who's boyfriend had a gigantic ding dong. She hated having s*x, saying it made her cry because of the pain. A big ding dong does not mean good s*x.

So...no one going to comment that it's probably a sextortion thing?

Guy discovers women eat, is left shocked by the realization.

When did height for men become such a weird issue??

The tall one could use the short one as an end table. I've seen stranger though.

Either she's desperate for average-height kids or likes standing while... well,...

I don't get it. Height is not something you can control and is not an indicator of any type of personality. Girls need to get a clue.

I can think of one reason she might want to date a taller man - means less chance of a crick in the neck.

He could easily check her for head lice, and she could monitor his nose hair growth.

Apparently is "ok" to reject men based on height but it's not ok to reject a woman because shes fat. This is a weird freaking world. There is nothing wrong with a man being tall or short. I'm engaged to a short king myself. I'm 5'9 (closer to 5'10) and hes 5'7 . Height dont mean s**t.

I do like tall men... They can reach the high shelves in Tesco for me... Being n****e height to them is a tad weird though...

I am 5'3". I never meant to, but all my past men have been 5'9" and shorter. Of course I would give a taller guy a chance, but there is something wonderful about being able to look into their eyes and the ability to give a kiss that is not on stairs. Shorter guys rock!!!

Well, sir, not only does she not have to be f*****g with you, it's actually something I'd strongly advise you against.

"Only 6'2"??

that was so unnecessary to mention...

Hold on, boobies. BP is NOT censoring that word in comments.

Leonardo DiCaprio?

I am respecting the efficiency of this one.

Immature? Pot and kettle spring to mind.

NOPE! Nope nope nope nope!

A woman once matched with me, and before I could say anything, she texted, "If you were taller and lost a little weight, you'd be kind of all right." Then unmatched me. I sat there baffled for a couple minutes, then went right back to my beer and bag of pork rinds.

If she started laminating her eyebrows then I agree with him. Although I would never say that to someone’s face. I don’t understand that styling. I also don’t understand most eyebrow styles throughout history - let’s pluck them and make them thin, draw them on, make them arched, make them bushy… it seems so odd to me that people follow eyebrow trends.

The relationship sounded serious.

No, thinking you don't need to earn things is just entitlement.

thats insane...

Now we know why she's single.

Ouch

Not exactly subtle here.

Talk about a self own. Guys like this make me concerned about the next generation.

Oh.Hell.No. (The Trump banners alone would be a big NOPE for me)...

His reply should have been, 'You can't see me".

A cold makes me red, your balls are blue. Hooking up with you is something I’d never do.

Isn't the internet FULL of nudes? Like, millions of them, free to access. Why is nudes from someone on a dating app so important?

Self respect

She sounds like one of those, "I said no, because I wanted him to try harder" girls that doesn't understand she brings nothing to the relationship

people suck

Well, are you going to help your impoverished Nigerian prince or not?

Good heavens, this guy never got out of middle school.

There are definitely other ways to talk to people on the internet other than dating apps.

"We aren't engaged in the US yet,only Mexico" bruh you misunderstand the concept

I mean it this time... This time for sure... For reals this time... Legend says he's still sending messages.

I simply do not understand this focus on mens' height! Crazy.

Seriously bp. The censorship is crazy.

Probably he expected nudes.

It's possible she left her phone at her parents house?