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Some product designs have been around so long that we often take their convenience for granted. We all know that everyday items like keys or forks are designed with specific characteristics so that they can actually be practical in our day-to-day lives. But have you ever wondered how these same objects would look if they were intentionally created to make your life miserable?

If you're curious about such absurd design choices, look no further than the subreddit r/AwesomelyUseless. There, you'll find the finest collection of the most bizarre "upgrades" made by designers. While these creations may overall look great, they serve absolutely no practical purpose and might infuriate you instead. Reflecting on these useless items might lead us to consider how people with special needs might feel when faced with everyday objects that are difficult or even impossible to use.

So, next time you reach for a regular old fork or key, take a moment to appreciate the thought that some professional has put into designing it to make your life somewhat better.

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I’m Sure You’ve All Seen This Before, But I’m Posting It Anyway

I’m Sure You’ve All Seen This Before, But I’m Posting It Anyway

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Giles McArdell
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I bought some dehydrated water, but didn't know what to add" (Steven Wright)

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#2

Just Incase You Didn't Have Enough Trouble Finding Normal Golfballs

Just Incase You Didn't Have Enough Trouble Finding Normal Golfballs

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#3

This Is Some Platform 9¾ Level Cycle Path

This Is Some Platform 9¾ Level Cycle Path

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You Need A Trolley And An Owl To Get Off Of This Escalator

You Need A Trolley And An Owl To Get Off Of This Escalator

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Make Your Baby Do The Cleaning

Make Your Baby Do The Cleaning

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I've Been Wondering How I Should Rewind Dvd's All This Time

I've Been Wondering How I Should Rewind Dvd's All This Time

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#8

I Actually Really Want One Of These

I Actually Really Want One Of These

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#9

Not Only Is This Useless, It Looks Like Even More Work

Not Only Is This Useless, It Looks Like Even More Work

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Averysleepypanda
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh but I love the feel and sound of a typewriter so although useless I still want lol

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#10

This Has To Be A Joke Right?

This Has To Be A Joke Right?

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Matt Du
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Goop's peak revenue was $18M in 2022. I can also believe slapping the word diet on water will sell millions of bottles

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#11

What's The Point?

What's The Point?

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Spannermonkey
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a 2-way mirror and the inside coating peeled off where they've put the sign.

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#12

Well Crap, There Goes My Dinner Plan!

Well Crap, There Goes My Dinner Plan!

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#13

This Picture Really Brings Light To One Of The Most Useless Gadgets Ever

This Picture Really Brings Light To One Of The Most Useless Gadgets Ever

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The Sole Reason For These $425 Gold Pills Is To Make Your Excrement Glittery

The Sole Reason For These $425 Gold Pills Is To Make Your Excrement Glittery

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I Thought I’d Seen It All... But Nope, USB Pet Rock

I Thought I’d Seen It All... But Nope, USB Pet Rock

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TonyTee
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If somebody showed me this as their new “pet” I’d show em my new pet too, a piece of paper

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#16

There’s One Key Flaw In This Design

There’s One Key Flaw In This Design

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Matt Du
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because finding the keyhole isn't enough of a challange when it's 1am and your drunk

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#18

Stylish Diving Is The New Trend

Stylish Diving Is The New Trend

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I'm Sure It Has A Great View, But Good Luck Getting There!

I'm Sure It Has A Great View, But Good Luck Getting There!

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I Bet They Made Some Serious Dough Selling These

I Bet They Made Some Serious Dough Selling These

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#21

Because Your Guinea Pigs Can't Go Around Looking Cute And Adorable!

Because Your Guinea Pigs Can't Go Around Looking Cute And Adorable!

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#22

No More Losing Remotes Down The Side Of The Couch

No More Losing Remotes Down The Side Of The Couch

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#23

Perfect For On The Go Viewing When You're Out Of Data!

Perfect For On The Go Viewing When You're Out Of Data!

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Reyes
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YouTube is introducing new product, offline YouTube. Only £5 a month, get it now!

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#25

Take The Goldfish For A Walk

Take The Goldfish For A Walk

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It’s A Dog Eat Dog World

It’s A Dog Eat Dog World

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CorgiBuns
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I own one of these, my kid loves it and feels like a big boy for cutting his own hotdogs. Not useless at all

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#27

Does This Offend Eastern Cultures Less?

Does This Offend Eastern Cultures Less?

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Greenmantle
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that's actually really clever. Want to use chopsticks? Fine, use the ends. Need a spoon? Use the other end.

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Leoninus Fate
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a Japanese man, I really dont care if you ask for spoons or forks instead of chopsticks, the only thing here that kinds of offend me is that they think this is offensive, I think it's great!

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Robin Roper
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually bought something like this as a joke for my half Japanese husband who is inept at using chopsticks - we both had a good laugh.

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Human #1,232,867
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂 the price they are selling these is ridiculous. https://amzn.to/3Yc4ZQN for the plastic version

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Heeku the Marshmallow
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are cool though. They also improve those awkward situations when the sides call not for chopsticks but not quite spoons. (Also Asian American)

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Kim Lorton
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks pretty handy. I would use them! I have numb hands and neuropathy from a spinal cord injury so I do not do well with chopsticks at all! I used to be really good. Not any more this would also safe places from having to being out or wash silverware! And its eco friendly! I like them!

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ShyWahine
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's kinda fun, you get the best of both worlds/cultures. I can manage with chopsticks, but not when super hungry - I'm too slow and don't have the patience....😄 🍣🥢🍜

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Helen Taylor
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got a set of these once in a Chinese restaurant, and I have kept them. Very good chopsticks and handy to have a little fork and spoon.

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Pamela Christie
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't actually have to eat with the fork and spoon ends. These can be used to catapult wasabi peas, or to lightly stab your partner when they thoughtlessly ask a tactless question.

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Naomie Moore
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never learned how to use chopsticks properly and now I have arthritis and limited range of motion. For me, this would be handy.

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Robin DJW
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Useless? Some creative stuff is really useFUL. Where can I buy these?

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David
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like the worst of two cultures. If you want a fork and spoon you probably don't want chop sticks and if you eat with chop sticks you probably don't want a fork and spoon on the other end. I use both and would not want this product for either.

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Mixed Reality Portal
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a less physically able person, I can see these actually being very useful.

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Laugh Fan
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In China (can't speak for other countries) the less physically able will use western style cutlery for ease or other items designed to help disabled people eat. The Chinese use knives and forks much earlier than the West, and even earlier than the Chinese use chopsticks.

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#29

This Looks Like Something Only Lady Gaga Would Wear

This Looks Like Something Only Lady Gaga Would Wear

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Peel The Potato And Your Skin, 2 For 1!

Peel The Potato And Your Skin, 2 For 1!

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Donna Peluda
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one of these. There was a cover you put over the blade you weren't using that double as a handle. Very practical. I lost it in a move and still keep an eye out to see if I can find one.

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#31

Because Cracking An Egg Is So Difficult

Because Cracking An Egg Is So Difficult

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder the oceans are full of plastic waste... Who produces this bullshitt? And is there anyone of sane mind buying things like these?

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#34

What Could Be Cooler Than A Watermelon Coo... Oh Never Mind

What Could Be Cooler Than A Watermelon Coo... Oh Never Mind

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Matt Du
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yubari King Melons cost up to $45,000. I'd have an armed escort from the supermarket as well

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#35

This Door Doesn’t Even Lock

This Door Doesn’t Even Lock

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#36

I Would Pay Good Money To Watch Someone Try And Water Their Garden With This

I Would Pay Good Money To Watch Someone Try And Water Their Garden With This

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Reyes
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Environmentally friendly watering can. Reuse your water instead of pouring it away.

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#37

Lip-Stick This Thing In The Bin

Lip-Stick This Thing In The Bin

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Matt Du
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why am I suddenly craving, liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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#38

You’d Wine A Lot About It If Someone Bought You This

You’d Wine A Lot About It If Someone Bought You This

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Bernd Herbert
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, we need to redesign glasses, because apparently people have been doing it wrong for millenias.

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You Can't Even Eat The Cone After

You Can't Even Eat The Cone After

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