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Some product designs have been around so long that we often take their convenience for granted. We all know that everyday items like keys or forks are designed with specific characteristics so that they can actually be practical in our day-to-day lives. But have you ever wondered how these same objects would look if they were intentionally created to make your life miserable?

If you're curious about such absurd design choices, look no further than the subreddit r/AwesomelyUseless. There, you'll find the finest collection of the most bizarre "upgrades" made by designers. While these creations may overall look great, they serve absolutely no practical purpose and might infuriate you instead. Reflecting on these useless items might lead us to consider how people with special needs might feel when faced with everyday objects that are difficult or even impossible to use.

So, next time you reach for a regular old fork or key, take a moment to appreciate the thought that some professional has put into designing it to make your life somewhat better.

#1

I’m Sure You’ve All Seen This Before, But I’m Posting It Anyway

I’m Sure You’ve All Seen This Before, But I’m Posting It Anyway

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Giles McArdell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I bought some dehydrated water, but didn't know what to add" (Steven Wright)

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    #2

    Just Incase You Didn't Have Enough Trouble Finding Normal Golfballs

    Just Incase You Didn't Have Enough Trouble Finding Normal Golfballs

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    #3

    This Is Some Platform 9¾ Level Cycle Path

    This Is Some Platform 9¾ Level Cycle Path

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    #4

    You Need A Trolley And An Owl To Get Off Of This Escalator

    You Need A Trolley And An Owl To Get Off Of This Escalator

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    MadameMalfoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s not working bc they are muggles, duh!

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    #5

    Make Your Baby Do The Cleaning

    Make Your Baby Do The Cleaning

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    Super Beast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes sense to me (i have no kids)

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    #6

    I've Been Wondering How I Should Rewind Dvd's All This Time

    I've Been Wondering How I Should Rewind Dvd's All This Time

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    Ashbug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About as useful as blinker fluid

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    #7

    Post Not In Use

    Post Not In Use

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    #8

    I Actually Really Want One Of These

    I Actually Really Want One Of These

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    Wolfo_not_found
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine someone accidentally cutting their mouth with that

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    #9

    Not Only Is This Useless, It Looks Like Even More Work

    Not Only Is This Useless, It Looks Like Even More Work

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    Averysleepypanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh but I love the feel and sound of a typewriter so although useless I still want lol

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    #10

    This Has To Be A Joke Right?

    This Has To Be A Joke Right?

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    Matt Du
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Goop's peak revenue was $18M in 2022. I can also believe slapping the word diet on water will sell millions of bottles

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    #11

    What's The Point?

    What's The Point?

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    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a 2-way mirror and the inside coating peeled off where they've put the sign.

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    #12

    Well Crap, There Goes My Dinner Plan!

    Well Crap, There Goes My Dinner Plan!

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    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, a neck like that would look really cool.

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    #13

    This Picture Really Brings Light To One Of The Most Useless Gadgets Ever

    This Picture Really Brings Light To One Of The Most Useless Gadgets Ever

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i Actually kind of like this. Not totally useless.

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    #14

    The Sole Reason For These $425 Gold Pills Is To Make Your Excrement Glittery

    The Sole Reason For These $425 Gold Pills Is To Make Your Excrement Glittery

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    Moomin from Denmark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me... Who is going to see the sparkly poops?

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    #15

    I Thought I’d Seen It All... But Nope, USB Pet Rock

    I Thought I’d Seen It All... But Nope, USB Pet Rock

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    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If somebody showed me this as their new “pet” I’d show em my new pet too, a piece of paper

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    #16

    There’s One Key Flaw In This Design

    There’s One Key Flaw In This Design

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    Matt Du
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because finding the keyhole isn't enough of a challange when it's 1am and your drunk

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    #17

    This Sun Visor That Blocks Nothing

    This Sun Visor That Blocks Nothing

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    #18

    Stylish Diving Is The New Trend

    Stylish Diving Is The New Trend

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugly and useless in fashion equals a hefty price tag...

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    #19

    I'm Sure It Has A Great View, But Good Luck Getting There!

    I'm Sure It Has A Great View, But Good Luck Getting There!

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    #20

    I Bet They Made Some Serious Dough Selling These

    I Bet They Made Some Serious Dough Selling These

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    Matt Du
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the filling is a must for meat lovers

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    #21

    Because Your Guinea Pigs Can't Go Around Looking Cute And Adorable!

    Because Your Guinea Pigs Can't Go Around Looking Cute And Adorable!

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    Pascal’s Swagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking the law, breaking the law! 🎶🎵 🎸 🐹

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    #22

    No More Losing Remotes Down The Side Of The Couch

    No More Losing Remotes Down The Side Of The Couch

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    Gin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost remotes in my house are always under my dog!

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    #23

    Perfect For On The Go Viewing When You're Out Of Data!

    Perfect For On The Go Viewing When You're Out Of Data!

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    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube is introducing new product, offline YouTube. Only £5 a month, get it now!

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    #24

    I Hope These Never Catch On

    I Hope These Never Catch On

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    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So mildly comedic fingerless gloves?

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they catch on I can see the boxing organizations start endorsing these and having their fighters start wearing them, giving a whole new meaning to the word “boxers”

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool, a brown crayon and nobody will bother me again

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be underpants for your hands, you'd need pants for your hands to cover them up. I guess they are sold separately.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual pants are called 'gloves'. Available now at a store near you!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was actually contemplating whether something like this existed, as I had a small op on the back of my hand and the bulky dressing is driving me nuts as i can't hold things properly. Even better if the fly works so that you can scratch an itch. :D

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow wait til they hear about this thing called gloves, its gonna rock there "pants" off

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Handerpants made me laugh.

    MC C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are just gloves with an unnecessary fly

    Alaina Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally bought these for my dad

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he use them? What's his verdict?

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    Dorothy Reiser
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these didn't catch on during the pandemic, they never will.

    Adia Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dye 'em black and you got some comfortable finger-less gloves.

    Amelia Jade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my youngest was little his eczema on his hands was really bad. He had to wear lotion and gloves to bed. He hated it. We got him a pair of these and he loved them.

    Unlucky monkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pinky hole for the womens please.

    Roy Briggs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha!! Oh, s**t, I want them just the ridiculous factor!!!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought they were just fingerless gloves. My question is if they make them for women, too.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No boxer version?

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear they're very popular amongst... jockeys

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great for eating chocolate.

    Harriss Warman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that for the many stains you get when ",having a wet dream"

    Thomas Es Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real product. Saw them at a joke shop.

    TomCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate this... Oh no!

    MurderMittens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i used to wear these playing clarinet in the marching band.

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What will they think of next?

    Glass Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody remembers these? These are actually such an old thing lol there's an article dating back to 2009 about these things

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a joke gift, seen at the adult novelty store at the mall.

    Neon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a thong version? ;)

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra warmth in the winter time under gloves or mittens.

    𖤐houseplant𖤐
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just so that no one sees your hands if ur gloves fall off

    Lord Voldedork
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "DD" produced a few items on this list. Wonder what's going on over there

    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have thongs? If they do then TAKE MY MONEY!

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does Donald Duck fit into this?

    Jessica Shookhoff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my 8yo said "I guess if you had butts for hands..."

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    #25

    Take The Goldfish For A Walk

    Take The Goldfish For A Walk

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    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just useless, could be positively harmful!

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    #26

    It’s A Dog Eat Dog World

    It’s A Dog Eat Dog World

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    CorgiBuns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own one of these, my kid loves it and feels like a big boy for cutting his own hotdogs. Not useless at all

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    #27

    Does This Offend Eastern Cultures Less?

    Does This Offend Eastern Cultures Less?

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's actually really clever. Want to use chopsticks? Fine, use the ends. Need a spoon? Use the other end.

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    #28

    Picnic Pants

    Picnic Pants

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    #29

    This Looks Like Something Only Lady Gaga Would Wear

    This Looks Like Something Only Lady Gaga Would Wear

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    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it looks silly, but probably gets the job done.

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    #30

    Peel The Potato And Your Skin, 2 For 1!

    Peel The Potato And Your Skin, 2 For 1!

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of these. There was a cover you put over the blade you weren't using that double as a handle. Very practical. I lost it in a move and still keep an eye out to see if I can find one.

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    #31

    Because Cracking An Egg Is So Difficult

    Because Cracking An Egg Is So Difficult

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder the oceans are full of plastic waste... Who produces this bullshitt? And is there anyone of sane mind buying things like these?

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    #32

    Is This A Bowl Or A Spoon?

    Is This A Bowl Or A Spoon?

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    #33

    Good Luck Doing Any Sums That Involve 1's

    Good Luck Doing Any Sums That Involve 1's

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    #34

    What Could Be Cooler Than A Watermelon Coo... Oh Never Mind

    What Could Be Cooler Than A Watermelon Coo... Oh Never Mind

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    Matt Du
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yubari King Melons cost up to $45,000. I'd have an armed escort from the supermarket as well

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    #35

    This Door Doesn’t Even Lock

    This Door Doesn’t Even Lock

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    Sammy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the entrance to the next backrooms level.

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    #36

    I Would Pay Good Money To Watch Someone Try And Water Their Garden With This

    I Would Pay Good Money To Watch Someone Try And Water Their Garden With This

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    Reyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Environmentally friendly watering can. Reuse your water instead of pouring it away.

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    #37

    Lip-Stick This Thing In The Bin

    Lip-Stick This Thing In The Bin

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    Matt Du
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I suddenly craving, liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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    #38

    You’d Wine A Lot About It If Someone Bought You This

    You’d Wine A Lot About It If Someone Bought You This

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    #39

    "Every Inch Matters"

    "Every Inch Matters"

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    #40

    You Can't Even Eat The Cone After

    You Can't Even Eat The Cone After

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    #41

    Health And Safety Has Gone Mad

    Health And Safety Has Gone Mad

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the fence has already gone down the cliffs.

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    #42

    I'm Sure These Are Extremely Effective

    I'm Sure These Are Extremely Effective

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    #43

    Bingo But Every Card Is The Same !merry Christmas

    Bingo But Every Card Is The Same !merry Christmas

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    #44

    What, Why, Who, No

    What, Why, Who, No

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    #45

    Inflatable Neck Brace?

    Inflatable Neck Brace?

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    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, some mornings I reckon I'd happily wear one of them and stick about 45psi in it to straighten-out the kinks.

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    #46

    A Tool That Can Slice Hot Dogs Into Little Hot Dog People, That Kids Can Then Devour Without Mercy

    A Tool That Can Slice Hot Dogs Into Little Hot Dog People, That Kids Can Then Devour Without Mercy

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    Anon Ymous
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we call the majority of this list what it really is? Dystopian level mindless consumerism.

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    #47

    You’d Have To Be A Mug To Buy This

    You’d Have To Be A Mug To Buy This

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    #48

    Let Me Introduce You To The Cuecat, The Early 2000 Home Barcode Scanner

    Let Me Introduce You To The Cuecat, The Early 2000 Home Barcode Scanner

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    #49

    But You Couldn't Just Use A Bag?

    But You Couldn't Just Use A Bag?

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    #50

    Is This The Most Spoilt Goldfish There Has Ever Been?

    Is This The Most Spoilt Goldfish There Has Ever Been?

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    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. This would be a very unlucky goldfish: "moving the tank or the fish can cause great upheaval. It can even lead to injuries and stress-related sicknesses among your fish."

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    #51

    Really?

    Really?

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    #52

    Absolutely Pointless, And Yet I Want One

    Absolutely Pointless, And Yet I Want One

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useful for parties when you have a plate of food in one hand and a fork in the other.

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    #53

    It's Probably More Effort Getting This Thing Out To Use Than It Is To Just Press The Buttons

    It's Probably More Effort Getting This Thing Out To Use Than It Is To Just Press The Buttons

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone has two functional hands. This is an old picture of an occupational therapy device for stroke victims.

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    #54

    The Whole Thing Is A Ramp

    The Whole Thing Is A Ramp

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps having the handrails there is useful - any wheelchair users care to enlighten us?

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    #55

    More Like Bay Leaf This One On The Shelf And Don’t Buy It

    More Like Bay Leaf This One On The Shelf And Don’t Buy It

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    Jess S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how they mostly package bay leaves. Cheaper for them to use the containers that they use for their spices than to make special ones just for bay leaves. I buy these all the time and I have never seen them in a bottle without holes. Except at Asian markets, some come in plastic bags.

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