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Some product designs have been around so long that we often take their convenience for granted. We all know that everyday items like keys or forks are designed with specific characteristics so that they can actually be practical in our day-to-day lives. But have you ever wondered how these same objects would look if they were intentionally created to make your life miserable?

If you're curious about such absurd design choices, look no further than the subreddit r/AwesomelyUseless. There, you'll find the finest collection of the most bizarre "upgrades" made by designers. While these creations may overall look great, they serve absolutely no practical purpose and might infuriate you instead. Reflecting on these useless items might lead us to consider how people with special needs might feel when faced with everyday objects that are difficult or even impossible to use.

So, next time you reach for a regular old fork or key, take a moment to appreciate the thought that some professional has put into designing it to make your life somewhat better.

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I’m Sure You’ve All Seen This Before, But I’m Posting It Anyway

I’m Sure You’ve All Seen This Before, But I’m Posting It Anyway

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Giles McArdell
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I bought some dehydrated water, but didn't know what to add" (Steven Wright)

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#2

Just Incase You Didn't Have Enough Trouble Finding Normal Golfballs

Just Incase You Didn't Have Enough Trouble Finding Normal Golfballs

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#3

This Is Some Platform 9¾ Level Cycle Path

This Is Some Platform 9¾ Level Cycle Path

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You Need A Trolley And An Owl To Get Off Of This Escalator

You Need A Trolley And An Owl To Get Off Of This Escalator

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#5

Make Your Baby Do The Cleaning

Make Your Baby Do The Cleaning

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I've Been Wondering How I Should Rewind Dvd's All This Time

I've Been Wondering How I Should Rewind Dvd's All This Time

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#8

I Actually Really Want One Of These

I Actually Really Want One Of These

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#9

Not Only Is This Useless, It Looks Like Even More Work

Not Only Is This Useless, It Looks Like Even More Work

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Averysleepypanda
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh but I love the feel and sound of a typewriter so although useless I still want lol

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#10

This Has To Be A Joke Right?

This Has To Be A Joke Right?

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Matt Du
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Goop's peak revenue was $18M in 2022. I can also believe slapping the word diet on water will sell millions of bottles

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#11

What's The Point?

What's The Point?

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Spannermonkey
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a 2-way mirror and the inside coating peeled off where they've put the sign.

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#12

Well Crap, There Goes My Dinner Plan!

Well Crap, There Goes My Dinner Plan!

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#13

This Picture Really Brings Light To One Of The Most Useless Gadgets Ever

This Picture Really Brings Light To One Of The Most Useless Gadgets Ever

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#14

The Sole Reason For These $425 Gold Pills Is To Make Your Excrement Glittery

The Sole Reason For These $425 Gold Pills Is To Make Your Excrement Glittery

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John Baker
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I could afford to spend $425 on something this useless and idiotic, I'd just give the money to someone who needed it. That would be putting it to far better use.

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Karl
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is, if you’ve spent all that cash, you’re probably going to want to show other people the results…

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Ericthedead
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only if I had a Dr expecting a stool sample. Then I can see their use.

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Palo Sulek
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

U fckin talk like Ur bloody shait is fkin better then mine and shines like gold dunnit ? ....Actually, sir, yes, precisely, you are right about it

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Apple Jakes
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gold flake isn't that expensive. I kinda want to sell these now

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Christa Cope
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's bad is there is way more expensive medications than this in America.

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tuzdayschild
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shiny poo ♪ Shiny poo ♪ It's sparkle time in the bathroom ♪ ♫ ♪

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QuirkyKittyGirl
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother was given gold as a treatment for rheumatoid arthritis many years ago. It almost killed her.

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Jill Pulcifer
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get this was like designed by some artist to represent "out of control consumerism" but they actually sell, this is actually real, how could you buy this when people are hungry? Like how could you buy this, have a laugh or whatever and not hate yourself? This just makes me angry, if that special someone literally has everything then make a donation in their name for Christs sake, this is beyond stupid and tone deaf.

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TiNaBoNiNa
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is great! Now I won't have to hunt down and eat unicorns anymore! Those things are getting harder to find every day.

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Marvin HeartofGold (she/them)
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just ask someone you know who loves crafts if they have some glitter they can give you. I promise you they do. I have so much glitter. In fact, any Panda's want some glitter for their poo? I'll.gove it to you for the cost of shipping. Or, ya know, just head to your local dollar store.

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Maureen Rouse
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably the same person who looks for poop after their dog eats a box of crayons.

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Nurgle's Cyberocrat
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you use more than four sheets at a time, it would literally be cheaper to wipe your a*s with $100 bills.

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MacintoshID
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could you not just get the same effect from glitter? That way you can chose the color to fit your mood or outfit.

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Helen Taylor
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anybody really buys these, they are sick and should use their money to feed someone.

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SeaLouse
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd try it, maybe go take a dump on the sidewalk at night. Actually, maybe I won't.

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Steven Meyer
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just go down to the dollar store and buy a bottle of glitter for $.99

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Janet Graham
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If 'they' tell you something is good for you and you need more in your diet, some idiot will buy it.

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Kurt Snyder
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's the point of using real gold glitter? Why not save money and go to the crafts store for regular gold glitter? Next, inquiring minds need to know: How is the "material" handled, upon elimination. What purpose does it serve? And how is it disposed of, or, gulp, consumed?

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The Shark
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this intended for pranksters? Ring a doorbell and run after leaving h*tty glitter bombs on a porch, as opposed to flaming bags of dog poo?

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Urbangirlatl
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you paid for these to get sparkly poop, I bet you want EVERYONE to see!

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Capo3Tanya
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ancient alien people say that aliens created humans toine gold for them and they consumed it. Which is why gold ended up being extremely valuable to humans but they didn't know why. Look up the crazy woo woo stuff, monotonic gold etc. Kind of interesting.

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LokisLilButterknife
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now your c**p can be as sparkly as a mystical, magical unicorn for the low, low price of $425.00. For an extra $100.00 we'll have you pooping literal rainbows!

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Chez2202
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not just open a tube of regular glitter near your a**e when you need to fart? You don’t even need to c**p, you can just make the entire bathroom sparkle.

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Michael None
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait you guys need pills for this to happen? #KingMidaspoops

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LH25
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://justanotherrichkid.com/products/indulgences-gold-pills?variant=4578753028 Looks like it's real.

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#15

I Thought I’d Seen It All... But Nope, USB Pet Rock

I Thought I’d Seen It All... But Nope, USB Pet Rock

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TonyTee
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If somebody showed me this as their new “pet” I’d show em my new pet too, a piece of paper

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#16

There’s One Key Flaw In This Design

There’s One Key Flaw In This Design

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Matt Du
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because finding the keyhole isn't enough of a challange when it's 1am and your drunk

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#18

Stylish Diving Is The New Trend

Stylish Diving Is The New Trend

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I'm Sure It Has A Great View, But Good Luck Getting There!

I'm Sure It Has A Great View, But Good Luck Getting There!

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I Bet They Made Some Serious Dough Selling These

I Bet They Made Some Serious Dough Selling These

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#21

Because Your Guinea Pigs Can't Go Around Looking Cute And Adorable!

Because Your Guinea Pigs Can't Go Around Looking Cute And Adorable!

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#22

No More Losing Remotes Down The Side Of The Couch

No More Losing Remotes Down The Side Of The Couch

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Perfect For On The Go Viewing When You're Out Of Data!

Perfect For On The Go Viewing When You're Out Of Data!

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Reyes
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YouTube is introducing new product, offline YouTube. Only £5 a month, get it now!

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#25

Take The Goldfish For A Walk

Take The Goldfish For A Walk

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It’s A Dog Eat Dog World

It’s A Dog Eat Dog World

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CorgiBuns
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I own one of these, my kid loves it and feels like a big boy for cutting his own hotdogs. Not useless at all

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#27

Does This Offend Eastern Cultures Less?

Does This Offend Eastern Cultures Less?

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Greenmantle
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that's actually really clever. Want to use chopsticks? Fine, use the ends. Need a spoon? Use the other end.

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#29

This Looks Like Something Only Lady Gaga Would Wear

This Looks Like Something Only Lady Gaga Would Wear

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Peel The Potato And Your Skin, 2 For 1!

Peel The Potato And Your Skin, 2 For 1!

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Donna Peluda
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had one of these. There was a cover you put over the blade you weren't using that double as a handle. Very practical. I lost it in a move and still keep an eye out to see if I can find one.

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#31

Because Cracking An Egg Is So Difficult

Because Cracking An Egg Is So Difficult

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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No wonder the oceans are full of plastic waste... Who produces this bullshitt? And is there anyone of sane mind buying things like these?

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#34

What Could Be Cooler Than A Watermelon Coo... Oh Never Mind

What Could Be Cooler Than A Watermelon Coo... Oh Never Mind

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Matt Du
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yubari King Melons cost up to $45,000. I'd have an armed escort from the supermarket as well

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#35

This Door Doesn’t Even Lock

This Door Doesn’t Even Lock

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I Would Pay Good Money To Watch Someone Try And Water Their Garden With This

I Would Pay Good Money To Watch Someone Try And Water Their Garden With This

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Reyes
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Environmentally friendly watering can. Reuse your water instead of pouring it away.

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#37

Lip-Stick This Thing In The Bin

Lip-Stick This Thing In The Bin

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Matt Du
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why am I suddenly craving, liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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#38

You’d Wine A Lot About It If Someone Bought You This

You’d Wine A Lot About It If Someone Bought You This

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Bernd Herbert
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, we need to redesign glasses, because apparently people have been doing it wrong for millenias.

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You Can't Even Eat The Cone After

You Can't Even Eat The Cone After

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