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Some product designs have been around so long that we often take their convenience for granted. We all know that everyday items like keys or forks are designed with specific characteristics so that they can actually be practical in our day-to-day lives. But have you ever wondered how these same objects would look if they were intentionally created to make your life miserable?
If you're curious about such absurd design choices, look no further than the subreddit r/AwesomelyUseless. There, you'll find the finest collection of the most bizarre "upgrades" made by designers. While these creations may overall look great, they serve absolutely no practical purpose and might infuriate you instead. Reflecting on these useless items might lead us to consider how people with special needs might feel when faced with everyday objects that are difficult or even impossible to use.
So, next time you reach for a regular old fork or key, take a moment to appreciate the thought that some professional has put into designing it to make your life somewhat better.
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#1
I’m Sure You’ve All Seen This Before, But I’m Posting It Anyway
Giles McArdell 2 years ago
"I bought some dehydrated water, but didn't know what to add" (Steven Wright)
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#2
Just Incase You Didn't Have Enough Trouble Finding Normal Golfballs
#3
This Is Some Platform 9¾ Level Cycle Path
#4
You Need A Trolley And An Owl To Get Off Of This Escalator
#5
Make Your Baby Do The Cleaning
#6
I've Been Wondering How I Should Rewind Dvd's All This Time
#8
I Actually Really Want One Of These
#9
Not Only Is This Useless, It Looks Like Even More Work
Averysleepypanda 2 years ago
Oooh but I love the feel and sound of a typewriter so although useless I still want lol
#10
This Has To Be A Joke Right?
#11
What's The Point?
Spannermonkey 2 years ago
It's a 2-way mirror and the inside coating peeled off where they've put the sign.
#12
Well Crap, There Goes My Dinner Plan!
#13
This Picture Really Brings Light To One Of The Most Useless Gadgets Ever
#14
The Sole Reason For These $425 Gold Pills Is To Make Your Excrement Glittery
rullyman 2 years ago
People who are into nasty nasty things in the bedroom 😭
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John Baker 2 years ago
If I could afford to spend $425 on something this useless and idiotic, I'd just give the money to someone who needed it. That would be putting it to far better use.
Ericthedead 2 years ago
Only if I had a Dr expecting a stool sample. Then I can see their use.
Palo Sulek 2 years ago
U fckin talk like Ur bloody shait is fkin better then mine and shines like gold dunnit ? ....Actually, sir, yes, precisely, you are right about it
Christa Cope 2 years ago
What's bad is there is way more expensive medications than this in America.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
My mother was given gold as a treatment for rheumatoid arthritis many years ago. It almost killed her.
Jill Pulcifer 2 years ago
I get this was like designed by some artist to represent "out of control consumerism" but they actually sell, this is actually real, how could you buy this when people are hungry? Like how could you buy this, have a laugh or whatever and not hate yourself? This just makes me angry, if that special someone literally has everything then make a donation in their name for Christs sake, this is beyond stupid and tone deaf.
TiNaBoNiNa 2 years ago
This is great! Now I won't have to hunt down and eat unicorns anymore! Those things are getting harder to find every day.
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago
Just ask someone you know who loves crafts if they have some glitter they can give you. I promise you they do. I have so much glitter. In fact, any Panda's want some glitter for their poo? I'll.gove it to you for the cost of shipping. Or, ya know, just head to your local dollar store.
Maureen Rouse 2 years ago
Probably the same person who looks for poop after their dog eats a box of crayons.
Nurgle's Cyberocrat 2 years ago
Unless you use more than four sheets at a time, it would literally be cheaper to wipe your a*s with $100 bills.
MacintoshID 2 years ago
Could you not just get the same effect from glitter? That way you can chose the color to fit your mood or outfit.
Helen Taylor 2 years ago
If anybody really buys these, they are sick and should use their money to feed someone.
Steven Meyer 2 years ago
Just go down to the dollar store and buy a bottle of glitter for $.99
Janet Graham 2 years ago
If 'they' tell you something is good for you and you need more in your diet, some idiot will buy it.
Kurt Snyder 2 years ago
What's the point of using real gold glitter? Why not save money and go to the crafts store for regular gold glitter? Next, inquiring minds need to know: How is the "material" handled, upon elimination. What purpose does it serve? And how is it disposed of, or, gulp, consumed?
Urbangirlatl 2 years ago
If you paid for these to get sparkly poop, I bet you want EVERYONE to see!
Capo3Tanya 2 years ago
Ancient alien people say that aliens created humans toine gold for them and they consumed it. Which is why gold ended up being extremely valuable to humans but they didn't know why. Look up the crazy woo woo stuff, monotonic gold etc. Kind of interesting.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
Now your c**p can be as sparkly as a mystical, magical unicorn for the low, low price of $425.00. For an extra $100.00 we'll have you pooping literal rainbows!
Bent Screw (she/her) 2 years ago
Tell me this is not a thing, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT A THING!!!
LH25 2 years ago
https://justanotherrichkid.com/products/indulgences-gold-pills?variant=4578753028 Looks like it's real.
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I Thought I’d Seen It All... But Nope, USB Pet Rock
#16
There’s One Key Flaw In This Design
#17
This Sun Visor That Blocks Nothing
#18
Stylish Diving Is The New Trend
#19
I'm Sure It Has A Great View, But Good Luck Getting There!
#20
I Bet They Made Some Serious Dough Selling These
#21
Because Your Guinea Pigs Can't Go Around Looking Cute And Adorable!
#22
No More Losing Remotes Down The Side Of The Couch
#23
Perfect For On The Go Viewing When You're Out Of Data!
#24
I Hope These Never Catch On
#25
Take The Goldfish For A Walk
#26
It’s A Dog Eat Dog World
#27
Does This Offend Eastern Cultures Less?
Greenmantle 2 years ago
I think that's actually really clever. Want to use chopsticks? Fine, use the ends. Need a spoon? Use the other end.
#28
Picnic Pants
#29
This Looks Like Something Only Lady Gaga Would Wear
#30
Peel The Potato And Your Skin, 2 For 1!
Donna Peluda 2 years ago
I had one of these. There was a cover you put over the blade you weren't using that double as a handle. Very practical. I lost it in a move and still keep an eye out to see if I can find one.
#31
Because Cracking An Egg Is So Difficult
Undercover 2 years ago
No wonder the oceans are full of plastic waste... Who produces this bullshitt? And is there anyone of sane mind buying things like these?
#33
Good Luck Doing Any Sums That Involve 1's
#34
What Could Be Cooler Than A Watermelon Coo... Oh Never Mind
#35
This Door Doesn’t Even Lock
#36
I Would Pay Good Money To Watch Someone Try And Water Their Garden With This
#37
Lip-Stick This Thing In The Bin
#38
You’d Wine A Lot About It If Someone Bought You This
#39
"Every Inch Matters"
#40
You Can't Even Eat The Cone After
#41
Health And Safety Has Gone Mad
#42
I'm Sure These Are Extremely Effective
#43
Bingo But Every Card Is The Same !merry Christmas
#45
Inflatable Neck Brace?
Spannermonkey 2 years ago
Well, some mornings I reckon I'd happily wear one of them and stick about 45psi in it to straighten-out the kinks.
#46
A Tool That Can Slice Hot Dogs Into Little Hot Dog People, That Kids Can Then Devour Without Mercy
Anon Ymous 2 years ago (edited)
Can we call the majority of this list what it really is? Dystopian level mindless consumerism.
#47
You’d Have To Be A Mug To Buy This
#48
Let Me Introduce You To The Cuecat, The Early 2000 Home Barcode Scanner
#49
But You Couldn't Just Use A Bag?
#50
Is This The Most Spoilt Goldfish There Has Ever Been?
Liam Walsh 2 years ago
No. This would be a very unlucky goldfish: "moving the tank or the fish can cause great upheaval. It can even lead to injuries and stress-related sicknesses among your fish."
#51
Really?
#52
Absolutely Pointless, And Yet I Want One
Giles McArdell 2 years ago
Useful for parties when you have a plate of food in one hand and a fork in the other.
#53
It's Probably More Effort Getting This Thing Out To Use Than It Is To Just Press The Buttons
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
Not everyone has two functional hands. This is an old picture of an occupational therapy device for stroke victims.
#54
The Whole Thing Is A Ramp
Giles McArdell 2 years ago
Perhaps having the handrails there is useful - any wheelchair users care to enlighten us?
#55
More Like Bay Leaf This One On The Shelf And Don’t Buy It
Jess S. 2 years ago
This is how they mostly package bay leaves. Cheaper for them to use the containers that they use for their spices than to make special ones just for bay leaves. I buy these all the time and I have never seen them in a bottle without holes. Except at Asian markets, some come in plastic bags.
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D. Pitbull 2 years ago
Cute... and... we all know that more than half of these are items that were created **specifically** for the purpose of looking like it could be useful, but upon closer inspection is ridiculous, right?? They're NOT actual you-can-buy-off-shelf items . I remember some of these circulating in a book back in the 90s... Japanese term is "Chindogu" - look it up.
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
A lot of these were from an artist who deliberately designed the most frustrating products possible
Apple Jakes 2 years ago
I think Katerina Kamprani's comedic design work has been misrepresented in this post. Check out TheUncomfortable.com
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
A lot of these photos are really, really old. The "new" comments don't really make them better.
Rostit . 2 years ago
crop, copy paste, crop copy paste. Many of these are from the dawn of the internet.
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Jeff Diamond 2 years ago
Not going to lie, I think I've seen most of these on Wish or Temu. Bizarre.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
So they weren't mostly designed as a joke/ art piece/ gag gift, etc? I think we should be told. I loved this article, I was fascinated but also confused!
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ဗSailor Moonဗ 2 years ago
These all give me 5 Miniute crafts vibes and I hate that I love the stupidity of the stuff
Mary Peace 2 years ago
Why read it if you don't like it? I love it, just dragging myself away now.
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Rick Drew 2 years ago
Oh gods. Most of there are fake, never made, just for clicks. Many are also from gag gift boxes. You put the real gift in the gag box.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
So was the picture on here just the picture from the gag box? Even if a joke or an art piece, I thought the picture was real. Am I being naive?
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D. Pitbull 2 years ago
Cute... and... we all know that more than half of these are items that were created **specifically** for the purpose of looking like it could be useful, but upon closer inspection is ridiculous, right?? They're NOT actual you-can-buy-off-shelf items . I remember some of these circulating in a book back in the 90s... Japanese term is "Chindogu" - look it up.
Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
A lot of these were from an artist who deliberately designed the most frustrating products possible
Apple Jakes 2 years ago
I think Katerina Kamprani's comedic design work has been misrepresented in this post. Check out TheUncomfortable.com
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
A lot of these photos are really, really old. The "new" comments don't really make them better.
Rostit . 2 years ago
crop, copy paste, crop copy paste. Many of these are from the dawn of the internet.
Load More Replies... Jeff Diamond 2 years ago
Not going to lie, I think I've seen most of these on Wish or Temu. Bizarre.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
So they weren't mostly designed as a joke/ art piece/ gag gift, etc? I think we should be told. I loved this article, I was fascinated but also confused!
Load More Replies... ဗSailor Moonဗ 2 years ago
These all give me 5 Miniute crafts vibes and I hate that I love the stupidity of the stuff
Mary Peace 2 years ago
Why read it if you don't like it? I love it, just dragging myself away now.
Load More Replies... Rick Drew 2 years ago
Oh gods. Most of there are fake, never made, just for clicks. Many are also from gag gift boxes. You put the real gift in the gag box.
Mary Peace 2 years ago
So was the picture on here just the picture from the gag box? Even if a joke or an art piece, I thought the picture was real. Am I being naive?
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