30 Hilarious ‘Average People Problems’ That Ring True

Also: Finally having spare time to do something you’ve been putting off… and then NOT doing it.

thats why i come here

For me it’s: when you have things to do, but they’re boring so you try to find something to do on your phone that isn’t YouTube for once

Make a list. It helps so much.

Hey oxford dictionary, let's change the definition of ADD to this.

Also, you can not catch colds and flu as easily, and you can mouth nasty words and not be seen! :-)

Masks made leaving the house easier for me anxiety wise but Covid made wanting to stay in worse for me anxiety wise lol makes no sense but true.

I remember picking my daughter up from school last winter and I had a black coat on, hood up (it was raining) and a black face mask. My daughters teacher said "you look like a ninja". I'm 42 and still proud of that, lol.

I like wearing masks because i can talk to someone, and not feel self conscious about my two missing front teeth. I also look younger while wearing a mask.

Bonus for not having to smell people who wear tons of cologne, perfume, or are saturated in febreeze.

It's tough for us night owls. I'm never going to be good at getting up. I don't even like people talking to me for the first hour (cough, or more) of the day. My husband got annoyed once because I was talking to the dogs and he wanted to talk to me... fella, my dogs aren't going to talk back and ask me questions so OF COURSE I'm going to talk to them!

I just need a 30 hour day. Then I'd be fine.

and WHY do you wake up so early on your day off? But can't seem to get up on the days you work?

This needs to be much, much higher!

Why is getting up for work so deeply awful? Gosh, I dunno. Why isn't it a pleasure to serve the interests of psychopaths who have far too much at the expense of everyone and everything else? Perhaps because, whatever our minds have been duped into believing, somewhere in our souls we know that the world we serve is a deeply, profoundly, and offensively immoral nightmare we would rebel against if only we weren't cowards. Every morning, the first thing I confront when I open my eyes is my own cowardice. That I hate it like cancer is my last vestige of sanity and morality.

I need a written invitation at least a week in advance and someone supervising me so I don't weasel out of the commitment. After I feel great foe having done it but don't contact me again for at least three months.

I used to be like that up until about 7 yrs ago. If someone wanted to go somewhere I was going. I was non stop then something shifted. I became someone else. Sometimes I look back on who I was and I don't recognize that person. I liked past me better.

don't the younger adults do this? I'm not sure anymore. I lack in young.

I've done it repeatedly

I have... left a killjoy ex to have fun with my friends for an evening.

My daily to-do list consists of 3 things.....1. Make list. 2. Cross items off list. 3. Have "Completed List" snacks

Making a list of things that need to be done and then sitting back and doing none of them means that you have management potential.

I have a "today I have accomplished" list. It's brilliant! I note what I've done today and sometimes I go by, figure there is not a lot on the list and go do something in the household

This is a vicious cycle. You make the list and feel so productive you don't need to do anything on the list. Then you are start feeling guilty because you realize the things on the list weren't done. Then you make another updated list and feel super productive. You see how this is going.

Yes. I might publish them as a book one day. Must add that to today's list...