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Reminds me of when my mom was looking at baby photos of me, and there was a picture of her and tiny me on her lap. i asked where my younger brother was, since he wasn't in the photo, and she responded with "he's in mommy's tummy." this was the first time my conscious mind had been introduced to the concept of pregnancy, as my response was a wide-eyed glare followed by "YOU ATE HIM???"JamSqueezie reply
I worked at a day care for a bit and they said funny s**t all the time.. one of my favorites was when we were going over fire safety and the main teacher asked the class.. what do you do if you’re on fire? A 3y/o girl shoots her hand up in the air and yells “STOP DROP AND ROCK N ROLL!!!”.wossquee reply
I walked into the living room and my 5-year-old son was sitting on the couch in a shirt and underwear only. I asked him why he was sitting there like that and he says: "I changed my mind about pants.".MaitreCanard reply
One of the funniest things one of my children said to me is that scorpions are desert lobsters and I don't think she is wrong 😂.dontcalmdown reply
When I was a kid I was watching my dog doing dog things and I said to my mom, “I wish I was a dog.” “Why is that, sweetie?” “So I could see what my nuts taste like.”.SolidUltra reply
A kid has told me once "sir do you know that my dad eats my mom every night" his mom smacked his back and left without looking at me 😂.CatScratchEther reply
My then-4 yr old was wearing a Darth Vader t shirt that said "VADER" across the image of the dude, where the little triangle of the "A" was lined up to the triangle on Vaders mask. Pretty cool right? Conservative uncle was complimenting his shirt. My little guy replied "Thanks! And hey look. The A-hole is his mouth!!" 💀 I think uncles soul left his body. Kid had no idea why everyone was laughing so hard.Comprehensive_Debt_7 reply
I told a little girl one time that her shoes were on the wrong feet. She busted out crying and said, "But these are the only feet I've got!".Show All 18 Upvotes
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I worked at a day care for a bit and they said funny s**t all the time.. one of my favorites was when we were going over fire safety and the main teacher asked the class.. what do you do if you’re on fire? A 3y/o girl shoots her hand up in the air and yells “STOP DROP AND ROCK N ROLL!!!”.wossquee reply
I walked into the living room and my 5-year-old son was sitting on the couch in a shirt and underwear only. I asked him why he was sitting there like that and he says: "I changed my mind about pants.".CatScratchEther reply
My then-4 yr old was wearing a Darth Vader t shirt that said "VADER" across the image of the dude, where the little triangle of the "A" was lined up to the triangle on Vaders mask. Pretty cool right? Conservative uncle was complimenting his shirt. My little guy replied "Thanks! And hey look. The A-hole is his mouth!!" 💀 I think uncles soul left his body. Kid had no idea why everyone was laughing so hard.SolidUltra reply
A kid has told me once "sir do you know that my dad eats my mom every night" his mom smacked his back and left without looking at me 😂.dontcalmdown reply
When I was a kid I was watching my dog doing dog things and I said to my mom, “I wish I was a dog.” “Why is that, sweetie?” “So I could see what my nuts taste like.”.MaitreCanard reply
One of the funniest things one of my children said to me is that scorpions are desert lobsters and I don't think she is wrong 😂.funniest-stupid-things-kids-said
Reminds me of when my mom was looking at baby photos of me, and there was a picture of her and tiny me on her lap. i asked where my younger brother was, since he wasn't in the photo, and she responded with "he's in mommy's tummy." this was the first time my conscious mind had been introduced to the concept of pregnancy, as my response was a wide-eyed glare followed by "YOU ATE HIM???"Comprehensive_Debt_7 reply
I told a little girl one time that her shoes were on the wrong feet. She busted out crying and said, "But these are the only feet I've got!". Summer City • is following a person
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