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One of the best things about the internet—aside from its vast academic potential and seemingly endless archive of cute animal pics—is how much hilarious content you can find there. If you’re on social media, you’ve probably noticed the abundance of memes.
‘The Daily Laughs’ is a popular online entertainment project that makes people giggle by sharing funny and relatable memes. We’ve collected some of the top ones from Facebook to brighten up your day. Keep scrolling for a good laugh!
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#1
Laura Lawson 7 months ago
I can remember my phone number from when I was 9. I can't remember my work phone number that I've had for 2 years. 🤦♀️
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 7 months ago
I will always remember my childhood landline phone number because my mom made my brothers and I memorize it. We were quizzed on it every time we left for our summertime adventures...be back home when the streetlights come on!
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LauraDragonWench 7 months ago
I can only remember my childhood street address, but only because it's awesome: 420 Woodland. 😂
Blank “Blank Blank” Blank 7 months ago
Why do you not use your childhood telephone number as your password?
Dog Mom to Zoe 7 months ago
I'm 67 and I remember the numbers to my very first Visa credit card. It was easy because the 2nd set of numbers meant you were an employee. Example: 4019 100 xxx xxx. 100 meant you were an employee of the bank.
Nikole 7 months ago
I remember the numbers of my parents’ credit card they let me use when I was in college… 23 years…
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nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
My parents were both very smart, so I thought all adults were. I was mistaken.
Auntriarch 7 months ago
My parents are smart, kind and truthful. I feel your pain.
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geezeronthehill 7 months ago
Stupidity used to hide in the shadows. Now it hides on the internet.
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago (edited)
Truth !! I’m now 60 n it still baffles me lol , another quote I love lol is I see dead people ,,, well technically they are stupid people , but give me a few minutes 😂
#3
Auntriarch 7 months ago
Sir, they are all addressed to bestest boi though. Okay bestest boi at number 41. Sir, you live at number 47. Yeah well he's not that good a boi, it must be for me.
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Funny memes can be more beneficial than you might think at first glance. Laughing frequently isn’t just a nice feeling—it can do wonders for your physical and mental health, as well as your social life.
For one, you feel connected to other people when you laugh at something together, whether you’re watching a stand-up show with your friends or bombarding your relatives with the best memes you’ve stumbled across online.
#4
#5
Puppy Dancing! 7 months ago (edited)
Free house is my dream, I dream big because I have doggies
Dog Mom to Zoe 7 months ago
Same only a teeny house and a HUGE, I mean H.U.G.E. back yard for play dates.
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MyQueenGirl_72 7 months ago
Me same but sometimes I get 10 hours of sleep and then I eat breakfast.
#6
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 7 months ago
I can forget what I got up to get before I've left the room...
Lady Eowyn 7 months ago
Two steps from the chair I just stood up from....
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Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago
In my experience, it's because I'm thinking about the next task needing done.
Linda Johnson 6 months ago
oh hell yeah !!! maybe getting old isn't so bad.....look at all the stuff we don't have to do once we forget what it was we were going to do....
“Humor and laughter naturally create bonds between us. Say you’re meeting someone new. If you can throw in a joke and make them laugh it’s like, ‘OK, we get each other,’ and you start to feel like you can be more your authentic self with them,” health psychologist Dr Grace Tworek told the Cleveland Clinic.
#7
Uncle Panda 7 months ago
One of the best things about being a 'grown up' is that your friends don't all move every summer.
Robert Millar 7 months ago
I like the way the woman in red is pulling the car down to make the job easier.
#9
Auntriarch 7 months ago
Four times if it's the last available spot. But the laws of the universe will have someone from your office witnessing this.
LauraDragonWench 7 months ago
I park well - most times you could measure between the lines and my tires and they'd be the same number on both sides - and can even parallel park with confidence. Get my dad in the car and I'm immediately incompetent. It's so embarrassing. 🤦
Janelle Collard 7 months ago
I do this - I *think* I'm between the lines but open my door + look down to make sure.
Devin Schmitt 7 months ago
What about the 12th time? At what point should I just give up and go back home?
Olelady 6 months ago
Me too! As long as I'm within the lines I try not to worry about the angle.
Load More Replies... Linda Johnson 6 months ago
I think I need a window decal that says this......so many fools just park cattywampus and that causes the next 10 cars to be all the hell over the parking lines.....RIGHT??
UCLA Health explains that laughter boosts your immune system and improves its ability to protect your body by fighting off viruses and healing from infections better.
“The act of laughing increases the production of immune cells and antibodies in your blood so you can mount a stronger response to germs and infections.”
#10
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 7 months ago
Yeah, that's more my mind's fault...soon as my head hits the pillow, time to review everything from today, worry about tomorrow, agonize over past mistakes, etc.
In the doghouse 7 months ago
I found a partial solution somewhere on YouTube: count backward from 330 by threes. The calculations displace the bedtime review. Works for me. Really good when you wake up at 3 a.m.
Load More Replies... Uncle Panda 7 months ago
Where does the sleepiness go between the couch and the bed? I want to collect it and put it to use.
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Monkey chatter lol took me decades but I’ve finally learned how to shut it up 😂
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
Oh yessss the eyes closed tightly, mind wide open, and we were so tired in that chair watching mindless TV ...
#11
Auntriarch 7 months ago (edited)
My kitchen is barely big enough for my árse, let alone someone else's as well.
Uncle Panda 7 months ago
A close friend and I have been sharing a kitchen for 40 years. It's like ballet with knives.
Annik Perrot 7 months ago
DH somehow manages to guess where I'll need to go next, and get right there first, standing in my way.
Patty Dayton 7 months ago
Cooking with another person is like doing an intricate ballet, but my husband can't dance... 🤭
#12
geezeronthehill 7 months ago
If that spot is intended to keep the butter soft enough to spread on toast, it ain't working.
Load More Replies... nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
The boss gets the penthouse office. Butter is the capo di tutti capi.
BarkingSquirell 7 months ago
Love this! My sister and I grew up with margarine (my Mum had lived through rationing in England.) When I grew up my sister talked about real butter like a precious gemstone. I have never gone back and even, before my Mum passed, would bring some with me when I visited.
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
Mine lives in it's special china pot on the kitchen bench after being taken from the fridge penthouse, except in the height of summer when it needs to find safe haven soiemwhere in the cold spaces..
Aside from benefiting your immune system, laughing a lot also decreases your stress levels, which is especially critical as you get older.
Chronic stress speeds up the aging process, while the inflammation it leads to puts you at higher risk of chronic diseases like diabetes, heart disease, etc. Meanwhile, laughter decreases the levels of the stress hormone cortisol.
#13
Annik Perrot 7 months ago
Now my inner DJ has a choice piece to entertain me with today. Thank you very much. Not.
Marleina Hershberg 7 months ago (edited)
I still love this vid of 3 Israeli police officers "singing" the song. Especially the one making hilarious faces! Get ready for some eye candy
Teressa Reeves 7 months ago
Thank you, just watched this & still laughing!
Load More Replies... nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
Hush, my darling, be still, my darling; the lion's on the phone.
Dave Platt 7 months ago
"In the lightning, the cloud-wrapped lightning, the ions leap tonight..."
#14
Uncle Panda 7 months ago (edited)
When the too-small wetsuit traps both of your arms behind your back in a 20 degree F concrete pubic bathroom...
Paulina 7 months ago
I have recurring nightmares about wearing t-shirt that's too tight and I can't take it off 😂
Ward Love 6 months ago
Gee, Paulina, I'm a 'typical' dirty old man (octogenarian) and I would appreciate your definition of "too tight." For the last 65 years, I didn't think such a thing was possible! ROTFL.
Load More Replies... Linda Johnson 6 months ago
hahahaha!!! Some pleasantly plump woman in Wal Mart tried on a hoodie that was 2 sizes too small and in a panic she asked 3 people to help her get out of it !!!! Now That's Funny no matter who you are !!!!!!!!
#15
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 7 months ago
For me, it's getting the slightly more expensive steak with the better marbling that will taste so much better because damnit, life is short and I'll start that diet tomorrow, maybe...or the next day, maybe.
Auntriarch 7 months ago
Absolutely. And yesterday I found one which was not bright red, so I nabbed it, and Mr Auntriarch cooked it to perfection.
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Puppy Dancing! 7 months ago
Unless it is limited purchase on sale, then buy the heaviest package.
Never Snarky 7 months ago
This is me. Am I really going to notice 41 cents difference in the amount of food I eat?
longlivethequeen554 7 months ago
For a brief minute, I thought that said a pack of children...
pOtAtO kNiShEs 7 months ago
I first read this as children instead of chicken and I had some questions
Furthermore, laughter reduces physical tension and relaxes your muscles. Laughing regularly can also mean that you’re less likely to be diagnosed with heart disease or stroke, UCLA Health notes.
This is because laughing increases your heart and respiratory rates, meaning your heart beats stronger and faster while sending more oxygenated blood throughout your body. This improved circulation makes you more resilient to disease.
#16
Potato Vic 7 months ago
Oh man, this is just sad.... thankfully, I haven't seen that in person!
Lady Eowyn 7 months ago
Oh dear. I would hate to see that. Although I do buy small containers of cantaloupe chunks because I live alone and a full melon would go to waste. But who eats anything less than a whole orange anyway?
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Nina 7 months ago
It can be really helpful for people who can't use their hands like they'd like to, due to illness or handicap.
Sue Mullen Andersen 7 months ago
Thank you for this comment. I have Rheumatoid Arthritis and peeling an orange, even with the peeling tool, is impossible. I don't see this option very often at the market, but when I do I grab it.
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Spittnimage 7 months ago
I wouldn't buy anything already peeled. Leave the peel alone effing ijits!
Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
I would have to say something harsh if I saw this at my grocery store.. just massively stupid.
#17
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
This is me lol my daughter as lives at home is 24 n works long hours tells me things n I always ask again a day later 🤦♀️ my short term is shot to hell , but long term one is good lol I unfortunately remember every convo I had it’s annoying
Sue Denham 7 months ago
Bizarrely I will remember your birthday but not your name and also I will totally forget what i wanted from the cupboard the instant I open the door. But, your birthday, that's locked in for life.
#18
Linda Johnson 6 months ago
OK...I have to remember this one to tell my grandson.....he's always getting me good with his clever stuff....
On top of that, laughter lowers blood pressure and can even promote a healthier body weight by burning up some calories. Another major benefit is that laughter can act as temporary pain relief by increasing your pain tolerance via the release of endorphins and changing your perception of the pain you feel.
According to UCLA Health, laughter has a “significantly positive effect” on a person’s mental health. It reduces anxiety, depression, and stress by releasing dopamine, oxytocin, and endorphins, which are chemicals that are associated with pleasure, motivation, and learning. Of course, laughter is most effective in a group setting, as it increases your sense of belonging and connection.
#19
Nina 7 months ago
And then they hit you back with 'hey, no kink-shaming' and you're scarred for life.
Isaac Fritz 7 months ago
If one of my kids ever tried this I’d respond with, “that’s ok, but I’m into some WAY weirder s**t.” Might traumatize them a bit, but they asked for it. Don’t start none, won’t be none MFer.
Upstaged75 7 months ago
I once told my parents I heard them having intercourse in the middle of the night and my mom replied "well how the heck did you think you got here?". :)
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
In my youth ( 1940s/50s) if a love scene ( as they were then a simpel fake kiss on the lips ) came on in the movie, my father would wriggle in his seat, cough and be so embarrassed..we kids laughed at his discomfort..He would give his particular awkward cough and leave the room if any lovely dovey stuff was shown on the TV..Mother loved them. It was a wonder we were conceived, we would tell him when we were over 18..naughty teenagers!!. .Ah, those days were so pristine. if he were alive today, he would have locked the TV and never gone to the movies.
#20
Auntriarch 7 months ago
Well you can try it without caffeine, but never omit the weirdness
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Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
This strikes a point with me too..it can be striking ..this way or that!
#21
Auntriarch 7 months ago (edited)
I had some like that but they turned into winkles. I put a few of them in a small kilner jar of vinegar with turmeric and pepper corns, and labelled it picawilli
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
Never into d***s but never unaware either..I would put it in water too..
nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
Instant Animals, they were called. It's a 1960s thing. I guess they still make them.
Many of us could stand to laugh more often. UCLA Health notes that kids laugh around 400 times per day.
However, adults laugh barely 15 times per day. So, if you want to laugh more, you should put in some focused effort to turn it into a habit. You could, for example, intentionally look for humor in everyday situations.
#22
Blue Flower 7 months ago
And the skin hanging from the roof of your mouth, mmmm 😋 just like the Golden Arches apple pie . . .
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Bill Swallow 7 months ago
Cooking instructions that tell you to let the meat 'rest for five minutes' after taking it off the grill are just a conspiracy to make sure your meal is stone cold before you finish it. Change my mind.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 7 months ago
Sure. Cook two steaks of the same cut, making sure to sear them, let one rest, and cut into the other one immediately after coming off the grill. The one that rested will be juicier. The one you cut into right away will have all the juices leaking onto the plate. Resting allows the juices in the steak to redistribute back throughout the meat especially if there is a sear (crust) keeping them in. Which is also why you should use tongs to flip your steak and not stab it with a fork while cooking. But in the end, it all comes down to your personal taste...it's your food, cook it however you like it!
Load More Replies... Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago (edited)
Like when they say leave for 2 minutes after you take food out you cooked in the microwave? Does anyone do that?
MyQueenGirl_72 7 months ago
The spaghetti with the red sauce taste so good when I eat it at my table that one time.
#23
Annik Perrot 7 months ago
Yeah, but they taste like sh*t. Come on, tell me you never tried.
Load More Replies... Gémeaux jumeaux 7 months ago
Every Friday nite, a trip to the mall to spend allowance $ on these, Madonna bracelets, and a trip to the Sanrio store.
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karen snyder 7 months ago
Right up there with, "if you work hard enough, you can be anything you want when you grow up." I should have known better; mom didn't want to be a social worker when she was a kid.
Blue Flower 7 months ago
I so wish I could go back in time and let them say that to me then I would turn around and say “good, I can’t wait to put you in an old folks home”
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
Why do parents say that? It never happens does it hahahahaha, or does it?
You could also carve out some small breaks throughout your day to intentionally look for funny content that’ll make you laugh. Alternatively, you could simulate laughter, which can have a therapeutic effect.
And if faking it doesn’t sound like something you’re into, you could always do a group activity that focuses on chuckling aloud, say, laughter yoga, which uses breathing and exercises to encourage laughter.
#25
Bookworm 7 months ago
This is an urban legend that's been debunked. https://www.reconnectwithnature.org/news-events/the-buzz/myth-buster-we-don-t-really-swallow-eight-spiders/
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
They lie if they say you eat them when you're asleep in your bed too.. I scoffed until I found a Redback spider in my sheets and a huge Huntsman on the wall just above my pillow at the same time...In Australia of course.
Huddo's sister 7 months ago
When I think of eating spiders I think of show I watched as a kid, I think it was called Amazing Amazon, where this group of kids/teens spent time in the Amazon camping, hiking, an doing community projects. There was one time where they had the opportunity to eat tarantulas, which were cooked on the fire. I remember one kid describing it and they said there were still some hairs on it, that got caught in their throat. I'm a pretty adventurous eater, but what puts me off some things is the texture, so I won't try tarantula (not that I think I would have the opportunity to in Australia anyway).
#26
Hannah 7 months ago
My dad told me that when he was junior lawyer his big boss had been on holiday for a week, and came back to about 300 gazillion emails. And upon telling my dad this he, said in a broad Yorkshire accent (Brits will get this) "...And you know what, Peter? I deleted the whole blo* dy lot of them". My dad has never been more inspired.
Data1001 7 months ago
I try to keep my inbox to as few emails as possible. Usually I'll have a few in there which are current things I need to be working on, but everything else is immediately read and either responded to, moved to a specific folder based on the topic, or just deleted. I don't know how the #2 people can get anything done. Actually, in my experience, they don't ... these are the coworkers who miss reading multiple emails that I or others (including the boss) have sent. "Oh, I didn't see that. When was that sent?"
LauraDragonWench 7 months ago
I have nearly 500 unread text messages. Go ahead, ask me about my inbox, I dare ya! 15 thousand? Bah - pisher! 😂
#27
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
My act too all year round, one or both feet stuck out from under any covers..a fine shapely leg that there kitty has too..
The curators running ‘The Daily Laughs’ have a pretty significant presence online. It’s most popular on Facebook, where the page has a whopping 765k followers who tune in for their latest dose of funny pics.
Meanwhile, another 2.3k people follow the project’s account on Instagram, and it has nearly 350 followers on TikTok and just over 160 fans on X (formerly Twitter).
#28
Khavrinen 7 months ago
Why ask some guy his name, when I'm perfectly aware that I'd forget it within seconds of hearing it?
Suby 7 months ago
Exactly. I only ask it if I am sure I will somehow remember it, which is almost never. And I'm a woman.
Load More Replies... Janelle Collard 7 months ago
Right? I know the doggies' names, it's the people I forget!
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 7 months ago
If he asks me my name, I know he's going to try to sell me insurance.
Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago
If this pic is accurate, I am more concerned the bone is exposed just enough to indicate doneness.
Linda Johnson 6 months ago
men live such easy lives....they only need to do what they need, not a worry for anyone else.....
#29
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 7 months ago
Those treats better not be stale, mate.
Load More Replies... Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago
If this was my daughter's dog, you need to add "and you will find them in the morning after I go outside."
Auntriarch 7 months ago
I see your socks, and I raise you my aunt's tights....
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#30
Auntriarch 7 months ago (edited)
It's a toss up which is worse, that or, you look like your nan
Which of these memes made you giggle the most? Which ones were so good that you couldn’t help but send them to your family or friends? Broadly speaking, what kinds of memes are right up your alley?
On average, how many times do you think you laugh per day? If you’re up for it, share your thoughts below!
#31
Paulina 7 months ago
You do realize that none of the animals have work or responsibilities, right? We're the only ones that fücked ourselves into this shït 😅
Auntriarch 7 months ago (edited)
Well, those eggs have to be kept warm, and those little beaks aren't going to fill themselves. Agreed humans have over complicated things though
Load More Replies... Mike Rodrick 6 months ago
What puzzles me is how they can s**t on a perfectly vertical surface. Especially windows!
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
Really??? They 'plop' on things because no one ever told them about human manners, nor to cows, goats, and some drunken humans who .....!
#32
Auntriarch 7 months ago
The nearest I got was "coo, there's nothing in the passenger footwell"
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
There is a difference, mess is contained, whereas litter is found in transit
#33
Khavrinen 7 months ago
I grab the one behind and move it up to the front of the shelf, because I know how much BS the employees have to put up with from most customers, and I don't want to add to it.
Joshua David 7 months ago
Same. Ill face a grocery store while shopping lol
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Blue Flower 7 months ago
Oh my gosh!!! This is so me ! ! ! I always get the bread from the bottom shelf because I have been at the store early enough to see the bread man put the old bread right up front and the new bread on the bottom shelf!!!
LillieMean 7 months ago
I don't take a can that's dented because the inner coating could be ruined, but I'll take the cardboard package with me because I don't think anyone wants to buy that sad packaging and I tell it not to worry, I'll take you to a loving home. However, the undented packaging has been mocked it and people have pushed it aside. It deserves better. I don't think I have a problem with humanizing inanimate objects, do I?
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Michael Largey 7 months ago (edited)
At one of the grocery stores in our town, they put the food with the nearest expiration date at the front of the shelf. You have to reach way back to get something that will last awhile. And they actually asked my wife why we don't shop there any more. (There were many other reasons as well.)
Catlady6000 7 months ago (edited)
Their supposed to do that, every grocery store does. You rotate product in order keep product from going out of date or stale. Just like you hopefully do at home. You use the eggs you have left before you use the eggs you just bought. FIFO- First In, First Out it's gospel in most food service, including restaurants and food production.
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April Pickett 7 months ago
Well, I check the dates, especially in the cold section. I know they put the newest ones in the back of the shelf, so I'm pulling stuff from the back looking for the ones with the furthest away date. ex: up front the expiration date is 5-30-25, the ones in the back are 7-10-25. Guess which eggs I'm buying.
Gracie Mae 6 months ago
I check product dates & might check further back to see if there's different dates. Proper stock rotation keeps the older product in front
#34
Auntriarch 7 months ago
I thought someone had taken "broccoli cut" too literally
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Bill Swallow 7 months ago
... And that's how I began my tour of every store in the tri-state area.
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Nicole Turnage 7 months ago
This is when I have to deal with other humans.
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Probably Legal 5 months ago
That happens to me with as much as seven hours of sleep. It’s awful.
MyQueenGirl_72 7 months ago
Yea I sometimes don't get sleep but some of it tho cause I basically stay up on a school night at 12AM and my eyes get tired everytime I wake up and so I wash my face or have the sun wake me up.
#37
Gingersnap In Iowa 7 months ago
Does anyone remember the TV show WKRP in Cincinnati? The news guy Les Nesmen pronounced it like it's spelled. Chi hua hua.
Khavrinen 7 months ago
Chihuahua. It's not really that hard, it's just a Spanish spelling, totally different from how English would spell it to match the way we (mis-)pronounce it.
Uncle Panda 7 months ago
I have yet to meet a chihuahua who could spell it correctly.
Load More Replies... Data1001 7 months ago
I love dogs, but I honestly don't get Chihuahuas ... to me, they always seemed more like rodents than canines. They certainly don't act like dogs, either.
Bill Swallow 7 months ago
They are vicious, antisocial rats. (To be fair, if I had started out as a wolf and some misguided mad scientist humans did *that* to *me*, I'd be out for blood too!)
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Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago (edited)
It didn't snap at you with a long, high-pitched growl and bulging eyes of warning, just because you were there? Of course Spanish ( not English, of course) does have some curious pronunciations for many words. I say Chewawa...it will do... phonetically.
#38
Doug Moyer 7 months ago
Why this tired-a*s joke over and over? Give it a rest.
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Nicole Turnage 7 months ago
I dont want to hear any voices until around 11am everyday! I need a pot of coffee, some meditation, and hours alone with my thoughts before dealing with humans
Load More Replies... Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
Never thought of putting it that way.. mine is actually the news. reports
Dawn Marie 7 months ago
and most of the time I don't want to listen to that until I have had my coffee. What is wrong with silence???
Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
this..... I need to print this in my kitchen.... I DO NOT want to hear about it.
#40
Uncle Panda 7 months ago
You were supposed to prerprocess them personally, first.
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Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago (edited)
They show their true nature in those beguiling smiles..a grin of triumph..we did it, so how about the reward treats?
#42
Jeanie Deutschman 7 months ago
Yes but take away the fur and whaada you got...a short , skinny guy with big ears !
Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
#1 in the rabbit show.... he's beautiful. That's a LOT of work to keep that fur so pristine.
#43
In the doghouse 7 months ago
Can't carry a tune if it comes with handles and an anti gravity unit. I am in utter awe of people who can sing.
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Linda Johnson 6 months ago
you know what REAL LOVE IS? My husband letting me loudly sing every word to every song while we're on a road trip and never saying anything ...despite I can't carry a tune in a bucket!!! That's proof...45 years later it's still working....
Marlene Ricker 7 months ago
I was singing along with the music in a bar one time and my best friend turned to me and said "have you ever HEARD yourself sing!". I didn't think anyone could even hear me over the music!! Sheesh!
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Norm Gilmore 7 months ago
That's how I get exercise. Getting up 20 times an evening to either shut the door the cat has pushed open or let it back in....
Lowrider 56 7 months ago
My wife got tired of getting out of bed to let our cats out of the room so she installed a cat door.
Load More Replies... MyQueenGirl_72 7 months ago
Yea this is me everyday when my sister doesn't close my door when she gets done being in my room all the time.
#45
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 7 months ago
A little mischief, some light to moderate mayhem, and probably an afternoon power nap.
Uncle Panda 7 months ago
And then, the texts start rolling in and the apologies start going out.
Load More Replies... HardBoiledBlonde 7 months ago (edited)
Day drinking will take you there. If you add wake and bake to it, you're done.
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
Ah, those were the days when once a month we would have lunch at the cosy downstairs restaurant next door to our showroom and design centre for an hour plus a few... and then spend 'a few' trying to convince the clients our designs were the best, and they usually were too! Never lost a client. But the fact we had wine in the middle of a working day was to me now, quite ....unbelievable
Cath Rowe 7 months ago
I had to give my dog a sedative…within an hour she was sat bolt upright with a familiar look on her face … Then I remembered when I was 15 and got home absolutely hammered and sat just like that trying to watch TV with my Mum and Dad …I was doing really well till I threw up all over my feet !
Austzn 7 months ago
I legit had a friend do this to me at a Red Robin for brunch burgers back in my partying days. They got sick in a bush out front as we were leaving and I felt the need to tell the disgusted people waiting to enter that it wasn't from the food, they just got drunk at brunch! hahaha
#46
A girl 7 months ago
I'd known my now husband a month when he helped me move a couch. Huge appeal in moving something unwieldy without curses or tears. He has always been a keeper.
Blue Flower 7 months ago
Been married for over 40 years, when he says, oh I can install this Ring camera in a couple of hours, I know better, two days later . . .
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the pivot thing happened to us when we moved into the home we bought 5 years ago. Trying to get the king mattress up and around stairs was heck
Auntriarch 7 months ago
Indeed. When the mattress was finally in place, a small part of my brain said, you're going to die on this mattress because I'm never doing this again
Load More Replies... Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago
Given the pic of the couple on the left, please remember, he does more sweaty stuff, she does more creative stuff.
Sathe Wesker 6 months ago
This was my dad and I, with a lot of French Canadian swearing while my mom laughed peacefully in the other room.
Marlene Ricker 7 months ago
Somethings should not be done with your husband or wife - e.g. wall papering!!
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Auntriarch 7 months ago
Yeah, but you always try first for some daft reason don't you
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zerofoxgiven 6 months ago
My useless superpower is that I can reach the bottom of the Pringles can with ease. I'm fat, but my hands are small :D Even more impressive is that I can even make a fist inside.
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Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Ikr like how very dare it , I’ve got 17 tats n got more planned but life keeps getting in the dam way 🤬
Cybele Spanjaard 7 months ago
Ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwww serves you right for wanting so many skin pictures.
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CP 7 months ago (edited)
Irregardless, I am going to treat myself to some Chipolte and then get an expresso.
Helena 7 months ago
Well it is a doggy dog world where we all must ax ourselves, whether we have have the strenth to move on or it's all a mute point.
David Morgan 7 months ago
*Why I oughta...mutter, mutter grumble grumble.
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Edgar Rops 7 months ago
I had a colleague who said invisible instead of unfeasible. It was hard for everyone else in a meeting not to laugh, or not to get this expression.
Damned_Cat 7 months ago
He supposably went to the libarry, but that's indoubtful.I think he really went off to warsh his car.
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Huddo's sister 7 months ago
When I'm ready to leave but my sister still has some of her drink left and still insists on getting one more...
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 7 months ago
"...because I wasn't going to answer any questions. Now stop bothering me and go away."
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 7 months ago
My dogs every time I manage to have a bit of cheese without giving them their fair share (according to them).
Cee Cee 7 months ago
Mine too but with four there's no way I could possibly sneak eat anything, even if I wait until they're down the garden.
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Dog Mom to Zoe 7 months ago
I do because I hate to iron. Leaving them in the dryer too long and the wrinkles sent it...but I feel you.
Annik Perrot 7 months ago
Must be mightyly intimidating, then, because I'm currently doing it without à dryer. We're having à heat wave in France so it's washed, dried in the sun and put away in a few hours.
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Dawn Marie 7 months ago
GOOD!!! Then they will leave me alone and I won't have to deal with them!!
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"Disembodied voice" 7 months ago
Why cram into one line and back up traffic? Use all of the available road
BlueyMum 7 months ago
Not sure why you’ve been downvoted, this is the correct way to merge :/
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nottheactualphoto 7 months ago
"I'm a ramblin' wreck / From Georgia Tech"
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Ria C. 7 months ago
I have a friend that agrees. He will not eat a food with the salad in the name.
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Michael Largey 7 months ago (edited)
They didn't rate him as first class, so they withheld their stamp of approval.
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