30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Satisfying ending.

How does one come back from something like this? I would Borne Identity myself out of embarrassment and shame...or run for president of the US

Oh God, this reminded me on what happend last week and I told my husband about it, and it started almost the same like this story, but I swear it is true 😂 But I didn't correct anybody. I just came to my fitness class late, had a very bad day, and somehow everything was hurting. I could't do the exercises and I was just frustraded and sat down. A woman came to me and asked me if I was ok. Cute as this was, it was not the right thing, because I started to cry, expained that I feel just bad and feel so tired. No, everyone didn't clap, but that very sweet lady sat down with me, gave me her water and we chatted till the end of that class. The fitness trainer even turned down the music a bit so we could talk. I felt way better when I came home, thanks to that lady. I bought her chochlate and will give to her tomorrow at the fintess class 😅

Gawd this sounds like a kid I was in the 8th grade with. He swore he had to correct the computer science teacher and tge teacher didn't understand technical terms. Sure DeWayne.. that totally happened

Tub of aloe vera, stat!

And such a random thing to be proud of

The password is "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

he was in a national password bee

But, are *all* the passwords that same 29 digits? OnceUponATimeEenymeenymeinymo or something?

To be fair, I do this. I realise I've made a typo, finish the rest and go back and correct it. However, I can honestly say no ones jaw has ever dropped. There was that one guy who threw me a party.

Waitress: ...or you could be cleaning the toilets.

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I liked being a waitrss, then became a nurse. It is a similar job just handing people different stuff.

Or maybe teach your privileged entitled children that every "menial" job is very essential and we should treat everyone like they're f*****g humans.

What ?

My sister put up a meme about not call girls princess, etc. but to use words like strong, brave, warrior... I responded: What about warrior princess? (Funnily, my wife looked like Xena when she was in her 20s.) Returnofca...0ecf7e.jpg

these posts are so sad!

That…was so bad it was funny.

I'm so curious the psychology of these people.

I have no idea why these guys live there out through these posts, but it’s really kind of sad and it’s not even funny

He’s been together with Scott for eight years? Aww…sweet!

I’ve seen this before, and it still makes me laugh. No way, no way.

Guy was just wearing plain clothes eh?

In my hometown this is actually plausible, the dentist was prolly hungover. We once waited late in domestic violence court while the judge "found a shirt to put on". Plausible.

This was on a list like this just the other day.

That movie is like 2.5 hours. Nobody sits in the waiting room in the most uncomfortable chairs for 2.5 hours. No way is this true.

Nobody 'turns gay' for poops and giggles.

Because when someone 'turns lesbian', all of a sudden their uterusses stop working and shrink up.