There are architects who either don't have a clue what they're doing or they just want to watch the world burn. Bored Panda has collected some of the most horrible architecture designs, and they seem to be created just to torture people.
From a bike path on the ledge of a canal to a tap above an electricity socket - all of these crazy places need a warning sign next to them. Or to be moved to hell, a place where they belong. Scroll down to check out the images and vote for those that deserve a "Worst Architecture Decision" award.
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When You Let Satan Choose The Carpet
Are you sure you didn't fall UP the stairs?! Are you??
Load More Replies...Me too! Also, it makes my brain metaphorically scream.
Load More Replies...It would be better to turn the lights off in this stairwell so you can't see the pattern.
They actually put similar carpet in the lobbys and elevators where I work. Lots of complaints from neurology patients and elderly patients.
Camouflage 101
Introducing the trip-o-step 2000 – soon in stored nearby!
Load More Replies...I've been in a house like this! Had one of those mini heart attacks when my foot connected.
When You Realize You're Not In A Cartoon
Well, this is one way to separate the drunks from the rest of the traffic. :D
Give Cyclists Space...
Not only did the sign have an unintended counterproductive consequence, it wasn't even effective at its mission - see blue car in the bike lane behind the sign.
The blue car is parked, as is the white car opposite.
Load More Replies...Looks like it is in New South Wales in Australia. Typical placement of signs etc. It should have been straddling the unused crossover just on this side of said sign.
These Benches
Exactly what I thought I knew nobody wanted back scratches I'll come back tommarow
Load More Replies...A Happy Place
well if you were watching, then the whole thing would be somewhat counterproductive ;P
Load More Replies...I feel like this must be some sort of modern art piece about the futility of raising kids in the modern age or something.
I, Too, Like To Live Dangerously
Once when we were house shopping, we found a shower with an outlet in it!
Like my mom when she is mad takes my charger now she will just turn on the sink
Eh, Close Enough
The real men's room is on the right. You can tell from the door being all f****d up.
tsk, men on the left because women are always right ;)
Load More Replies...I had to go through the obnoxious process of logging in while on a tablet just so I could down vote your comment.
Load More Replies...Bike Tires Are Nowhere Near That Wide. It's Probably A Two Way Road
That is why those canals are 1/3 water, 1/3 mud and 1/3 bikes.
Load More Replies...I best you try to keep your balance before you look like a lake monster who just came out of the sewer
No it's not a two way road , it's in Volendam in Holland 😛😉 and its doable
'Once' In A Lifetime Ride
I would consider this to be a macro russian roulette. It could also be the decapitate-o-fun.
Load More Replies...when ur kid is bad: GO PLAY ON THE MERRY-GO-ROUND... but moooooooommmmmmm.......
Hey kids lets just get on this death machine and not sue the people who put it here
Thankfully I'm Only Partially Disabled
They actually built something like that at the BER, the new airport in Berlin that should have opened some time ago. They built an escalator with 4 more steps at the end of it. xD I mean...how can someone be so stupid as to plan such a disaster?
Yes, It's A Door
I think we should put it at the bottom of the building. "No, no, her is good."
Being Handicapped In Cabo San Lucas Is Apparently An Extreme Sport
its behind her, you can see her arm in the reflection on the mirror behind her.
Load More Replies...Mexico is all about skirting the law, at the very least
Load More Replies...Wow, I wouldn't be able to manage it, with walker or scooter, we'll maybe if I drove scooter backwards
Mural On The Back Of Acme Incorporated
Yes...auto insurer and manufacturer of artificial fog machines. Very profitable in both businesses, I hear.
Load More Replies...At least, this is a parking lot. So even if someone did try to drive through, the speed should be too slow to cause a serious accident.
Is Acme in reference to the mail-order company Coyote shops from, you know, trying to catch the Road Runner?
This is in Columbia, SC and the artist, Blue Sky, created this in 1975
Take A Left And Then Bunnyhop To Your Destination
It was in my city, in Budapest, Hungary.As I remember they repaired it. But there is a nightmare bicycle lane in the countryside, where life is like a roller-coaster... :o kerekparut...021f97.jpg
That looks like fun... unless you have something fragile
Load More Replies...This is just a clever way for the government to say get off the f**king road and walk on the pavement
It's Even More Fascinating When This Shit Happens In A Design School
Understand it! understand it! I just want to walk past it with out injury
Genuinely have these on every floor of a car parking lot near where i live,
Hurts Even To Look At It
Wow, You've got a nice view! Does it bother you if I stand on your terraaaaaaaaaaa.......
your comment made me laugh out loud. thank you XD haha
Load More Replies...Hmm, the whole building looks off kilter and then there is the problem of no floors on the balconies
"Bye, guys, I'm going to stand on the terrace." "Oh, but there's no..." "AAHHHHHHH" "Floor."
I Wouldn't Call It A Problem, I Mean We Put A Reflective Sign On It
The pole has a cross painted on it. Means it is on the "TO BE REMOVED" list. But how long is the list. Perhaps a vehicle might take it out for the power authority. Bad planning obviously.
Alright Boss, Hooked Up The New Outlet
Alright children! Don't drink from this fountain...I mean even if your throat is parched. Honestly. Don't do it. Unless you want to die, be my guest. Just kidding! Don't.
Hey, that's actually the BEST and COOLEST LOOKING FAIL EVER!!! I want to turn my outside hose into that when I am reincarnated into life again!
It's called "graduating from the school of half-assed jobs."
Load More Replies...Decisions, Decisions
On the other hand, Traffic Signal Time-Out would be a great band name.
Maybe this is one of those 'part time signals' I keep seeing signs for - I always wondered what they did on their time off.
My God
yep, based on all the broken steps, a few people have died trying to use it.
Load More Replies...Black and Decker's contribution to architecture: The SpaceSaver Stairs.
"How good are you at climbing?"I would ask."Really good? Ok, see you on the roof."
Because, well, it's not hard to climb if you know some climbing tricks and you have strong fingers, right?
Load More Replies...In Case Of Fire...
"The reason the fire got so out of hand was because whomever built the damn staircase was too stupid to know that fire hydrants aren't props. For channel 10 news i'm Patricia Dimmsdale"
I case of fire: 1. Unscrew the railing; 2. Open the fire hydrant; 3. If you are still alive, try to put off the fire. If this doesn't work, call 112 or 911
Doesn't Look Very Stable
"Honey, the house is listing a little bit again. Can you put some air in the foundation?"
I bet those tires are filled with a soil and probably wooden pillars too, so this is a quite dumb post.
Let Me Just Check Out Our New Balcony
"John you wanna go for a lunch?" "Sure, follow me I know a shortcut!"
Right out this door is an invisible balcony, please go ahead and try it out for yourself.
Choo Choo
When the kids call you Mr Glass, so you sneak around and change the build plans.
Children-Friendly Slide
It is old equipment that they stopped using and moved out of their yard.
Well at least the won't fall on the ground and hurt themselves the tree will do that for them
Bike Lane
I get the feeling some of these designers really hate cyclists.
Actually it's a pedestrian and a bike lane, so while avoiding the pedestrians who will not allow you to pass anyway while driving a bike, you have to be careful not to hit the tree
Load More Replies...This is right next to the house of the Parliament in Romania. You can see how much the politicians care for their peasants... sorry, I meant cyclists.
This is Bucharest, Romania, and it is along of the wall of the Parliament. 😉
I know the place. It's in Romania, beside the Parliament house :)). And not so long ago in the night you would be chase by dangerous Street dog on that path :))
This Outlet At My University
If I were there I would actually plug my phone in there and just stand there
LMAO i can just imagine a drunk girl actually trying to charge her phone on that...
ay do u mind if i plug in my phone? ok thanks bruv lemme justAAAAAAAAA
In order to plug something in, you need to throw a cable like a lasso.
The Realtor Says It Has A Well-lit Yard
Oh... Those flowers... Looks like someone died on that spot...
Load More Replies...idk, if the price was drastically reduced to reflect the design flaw, I'd still consider buying.
I have a feeling that the distance the houses are lined up doesn't agree with the distance each light pole is supposed to be...
Load More Replies...Off The Glass
If you can't see it, it's a dog near the basketball hoop.
Load More Replies...Emergency Exit Looks Like Emergency By Itself
I wonder if that white railing actually flips down and snaps into place? Could be a safety thing where people inside the building have access but you can't gain access from the outside.
this is unreasonable. clearly you have to go across the gap using the rails by the window in between :P
I guess the owner of that apartment didn't want their view obstructed by a useless fire-escape stairs.
l think that part of it has fallen....... there are still some supports
That Door
Look at picture 15. This is that door. The professor says at the beginning of the course "If anyone can exit via that door you'll get an A."
You Had One Job
Right Here Is Perfect
Equal distribution of light for both sides so no one feels the architect was biased!
OK; Not equal, Not a Light pole, and NO Architect would be involved in the placement of this pole or even a light pole for that mater
Load More Replies...You Had One Job
They wanted to make sure no one damaged their car in that giant pothole to the right of the pole. Good call on that.
This Wheelchair Ramp
At least they painted ot white so no one would miss the tree
Load More Replies...You have a wheelchair ? must know how to roll it on one wheel... #NotMyFuckinBusiness
You almost got it! Your fellow brother bulgarians have to steal this one from you though. Sorry.
Load More Replies...This Is Belgium
so. it's not just in the U.S.A. thanks for the proof we're not the only idiots in the world!
No no it's real , here is an article about it http://www.dhnet.be/regions/bruxelles/uccle-un-horodateur-installe-par-erreur-en-pleine-rue-57e2f51dcd70502b99a8d34b It was a mistake though so they probably had it removed by now ...
Load More Replies...My Local Denny's Will Burn
forget that let the building burn. I'm tryna go for the iron man plushie it's every customer for themselves
Load More Replies..."There's a fire! Quick- Give me a quarter! C**p! Give me another quarter! C**P! GIVE ME ANOTHER QUARTER!!!! CRAAAAAAAP!!!!!
It's not in the game, they just pushed the game up against the wall it's mounted on.
On The Edge
Let Them All Fall From Those Stairs
Soon
They should drink less of their strong beers and ales in Belgium. :-)
Load More Replies...Looks Totally Ok
This Bike Lane Looks Legit
Man these architect's or whoever bright ideas were these really hate bikers
Load More Replies...So My University Set Up A New Bike Path...
An Extreme Ramp
Halfway Off The Stairway. Crappy Doorway
At least it's not a floating door about thirty meters above the ground
Ok, But How Do I Access The Ramp
What's Now?
Oh 107 is exactly in this spot. I thought it was much bigger, quest I was mistaken
That to me means go towards the person taking the photo, i think the signs where i live may be messed up compared to the rest of the world now :(
If you stand in front of that pole, a GPS voice says "You have arrived."
Ouch
The stairs in that pic are actually closed. When it's open for use, they also open the manhole cover...
NO SKATEBOARDING ALLOWED. ... yeah. right. they'll be linning up around the block for this twin thrill ride.
This Bathroom Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen
you dry your hands on the right one but one who has not used one may be greatly mistaken
Load More Replies...Well it is a men's room, if he's a little drunk who knows what could happen
This Balcony Is A Little Too Open
"Oh, dude! You have a balcony? Cool!" *opens door and steps out* "JOHNNNNNYYYYY, YOU DIDN'T TELL MEE-"
Nobody Will Go In Between These Two Paths Anyway
Not Too High Anyway
Tree? No Problem
i think they deserve a round of applause that it's not the Handicap Parking Space.
Can You Feel That Desperation When You Would Really Need To Use Them
*run away from a killer to this end* *gasp desperately* *walk back to the killer* "fine, I'm f****d up either way, come at me bro"
I'll Just Push Myself Up
I think its for bikes...you walk in between the tracks and push your bike up either on your left of your right side.
There's no way to push the bike right next to the railing!
Load More Replies...This design is common in middle Europe. It is for strollers and bikes.
Seriously, these are for pushchairs, or whatever you leftponders call the doings we push infants around in.
They're for baby carriages - the average width of a baby carriage's wheels will go in the lanes. The parent gets good grip walking on the stairs.
That's for baby strollers that are pushed by someone. Plenty of those where I live. Disabled people can use the elevator that's usually nearby.
Could Be Really Painful
This was done by that mom that got tired of telling her children not to run on the stairs.
I don't think these were done under the supervision of an architect or designer. We architects/ designers won't do such crimes. Haha! Probably some Mr. Know it all Contractor or owner did these horrendous things. Funny though.
These are hysterical and I LOL'ed at all of them! BUT... except for the weird doors, these are mostly engineering problems. Architects just design buildings; they don't put in decor or fixtures or decide where bike paths and playsets are going to go and that kind of thing...
It's worrying that these were all committed by some very 'high-priced' help in the line of architects
These weren't done by architects. Architects just design buildings; they don't put in decor or fixtures or decide where bike paths and playsets are going to go and that kind of thing...
Load More Replies...I can understand halfassed jobs that are only done because there are a law that obligate them to do so. but some of those doesn't make any sense, I can't imagine someone looking at a obviously wrong and unnecessary job and saying "eeh... good enough"
Maybe they had really bad supervisors, the "do it like that!" - "But, look ..." - "NO BUTS! DO WHAT I TELL YOU OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!" kind. Or they were drunk.
Load More Replies...Maybe (some) men confuse what appendage to put where? There was a hand dryer beside the urinal.
Load More Replies...These are hilarious, but let's be real... 1. Some of these are obviously not done by designers. 2. Not all designers are created equal, so if you're working with a good designer, give them a hug!
I don't think these were done under the supervision of an architect or designer. We architects/ designers won't do such crimes. Haha! Probably some Mr. Know it all Contractor or owner did these horrendous things. Funny though.
These are hysterical and I LOL'ed at all of them! BUT... except for the weird doors, these are mostly engineering problems. Architects just design buildings; they don't put in decor or fixtures or decide where bike paths and playsets are going to go and that kind of thing...
It's worrying that these were all committed by some very 'high-priced' help in the line of architects
These weren't done by architects. Architects just design buildings; they don't put in decor or fixtures or decide where bike paths and playsets are going to go and that kind of thing...
Load More Replies...I can understand halfassed jobs that are only done because there are a law that obligate them to do so. but some of those doesn't make any sense, I can't imagine someone looking at a obviously wrong and unnecessary job and saying "eeh... good enough"
Maybe they had really bad supervisors, the "do it like that!" - "But, look ..." - "NO BUTS! DO WHAT I TELL YOU OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!" kind. Or they were drunk.
Load More Replies...Maybe (some) men confuse what appendage to put where? There was a hand dryer beside the urinal.
Load More Replies...These are hilarious, but let's be real... 1. Some of these are obviously not done by designers. 2. Not all designers are created equal, so if you're working with a good designer, give them a hug!
