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‘Fesshole’: 30 Times People Confessed Their Darkest And Most Uncomfortable Secrets (New Tweets)
Admitting the truth, no matter how nuanced and uncomfortable it might be, can set you free. That’s the point of a confession—you lighten your psychological burden and get rid of a ton of anxiety by spilling the tea about whatever it is that’s been making you feel stressed or guilty (or both!).
That’s where the popular ‘Fesshole’ Twitter account comes in. It styles itself as a place where you can anonymously confess your sins, whether they’re serious or silly. We’ve collected some of the best recent tweets, as featured by the account, to pique your interest, Pandas. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and if you suddenly feel the urge to confess, we know the perfect place for you to do so…
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pink_panda 2 years ago
There's no shame in accepting help when we need it! Everyone relies on others for support sometimes. You're still taking care of your family.
Created in June 2018 by Rob Manuel, the ‘Fesshole’ social media project has since grown absolutely massive. The account has over 952k followers on Twitter, with another 23k people following the project’s Facebook page.
What’s more, ‘Fesshole’ has become such a phenomenon that the founder has published a book, ‘The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously,’ featuring some of people’s most hilarious posts over the years. From deep and dark secrets to the “most outrageously funny faux pas,” there’s a bit of everything to keep everyone entertained.
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BitchinintheBurgh' 2 years ago
This is healthy! Smell has a way of wrapping memories in sweetness.
The entire project has grown tremendously over the past five years. So much so that Manuel, the founder, is even hosting ‘Fesshole’ shows in the United Kingdom. Clearly, people enjoy sharing their innermost thoughts and hearing about others’ sins.
In fact, with ‘Fesshole,’ you get served a broad range of relatable thoughts and emotions. On one side of this metaphorical platter, you have some of the darker aspects of humankind—the things that we’ve at least thought of doing. On the other side, you have lighthearted, comical content that helps balance everything out.
Bored Panda recently spoke about the importance of confessions with Andrea Bonior, Ph.D., the host of the mental health advice podcast ‘Baggage Check’ and the bestselling author of ‘Detox Your Thoughts.’ She shed some light on why confessions make us all feel better and what we can do to be a tad kinder to others, even if we might feel inclined to judge them from the get-go.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
How can something be so desperately sad and hilarious at the same time?
"The idea of confessing in order to absolve yourself of something has been around, likely, since the beginning of time, and has of course been incorporated into many religious traditions,” the mental health expert told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.
“By admitting to something we are doing, it can help us feel less alone with the secret—and more accepted, even among strangers, rather than imagining that we would be cast aside and rejected because of our secret," Dr. Bonior said.
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"It helps validate that we are still acceptable as human beings, and haven't driven everyone away. It also just typically helps to put words to our own experiences and feelings, and to have someone bear witness to something difficult—which is part of why therapy can be so helpful,” she explained to us.
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Wish I was you. You're brilliant. Feel bad for your assistant tho, how crushing for them.
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Panda Kicki 2 years ago
A friend of mine hosted a big party where people was allowed to bring their dogs. Thoughtful, she put a big bowl of dog treats out. Less well thought through was her choice of placement, the general snack table. When I saw it people had been eating most of it...one guy asked for a refill...
Dr. Bonior noted that making immediate judgments about others is “very natural,” but we have to keep one thing in mind: we have to understand that our initial perceptions of what people are like might be wrong. Or they might be distorted or incomplete. There’s usually a larger picture to be aware of, there are different sides to each story.
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Garry Cowan 2 years ago (edited)
Worked for a company that if you had a personal odour problem they sent you home with toiletries to get washed I only saw it happen once but if it was me I'd never come back as it would be soooooo embarrassing
"By recognizing that we only have one side of every story, and that we can't automatically assume that we'd behave a certain way in a situation we've never been in, we help remember that although we might have a knee-jerk reaction, we shouldn't necessarily let it inform our behavior," the expert said.
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"It also might be helpful to think of times in our life when we had our perspective widened because we didn't realize until we were in a situation just how we would behave. Finally, we can recognize that even when someone HAS made a choice we don't agree with, our reactions are often most helpful if we can meet them where they are, and try to understand what led to their decision, and gain some insight from it, rather than automatically condemning them and pushing them away."
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Here at Bored Panda, we are huge fans of ‘Fesshole.’ If you’re in the mood for some more spicy and witty confessions, check out our earlier features about the project here, here, here, and here.
Meanwhile, we’d love to hear your thoughts on the tweets in this list. Which ones got your attention the most? Have you ever anonymously confessed to something online? Drop by the comment section and share your opinions and experiences with all the other Pandas.
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Kira Okah 2 years ago (edited)
Note that it even says on the description that it can provide inaccurate information. Also any sources it puts in documents are not correct (it can't accurately write footnotes/bibliographies), it has built in biases, and you can manipulate it to lie and post links to things like pirate sources. At least it doesn't seem to encourage suicide, unlike that situation in Belgium with the Chai chatbot.
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Nay Wilson 2 years ago
If it makes you happy it’s not a waste of money. It’s your hobby. Everyone needs a hobby.
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Peter's wife 2 years ago
🤣🤣I have you stealing a pen like colonel Hogan stealing colonel Klink's cigars!!!
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Paul Harris 2 years ago
I love dog chocolate too. Plus its enriched with vitamins and minerals
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Garry Cowan 2 years ago
Is this a good time to say that I put everything in the oven then turn it on? 😞
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I think I would rather have butter on my hands (or wash them?) than butter with dog hair sticking to it, but that's just me.
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Jennifer Norton 2 years ago
When I bought my house someone had their people magazine subscription sent there. I tried to figure out who they were because I knew the name of the old owners. Never could figure it out and People magazine wouldn't help me cancel it or contact the correct people. So for 4 years I got a free subscription to People!
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ArodTheHorrible 2 years ago
Sort a solution? Because it auto-responded back to itself over and over? Not sure that belongs here, but it is pretty funny
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Funny thing, there's a similar post on another site where this female working in an office deliberately rubs her foot under the desk against her colleagues foot, full well knowing HE thinks SHE thinks she's rubbing the desk. She has a bit of a crush on him and is hoping he'll say something. Looks like he's lucked out.
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Best Behave 2 years ago
This is funny, but I don’t get why people don’t just tell their kids that hamsters don’t live very long when they first get them so the kid knows what to expect.
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Well, were all the other players stupid, or were you too niave to think they weren't cheating as well. ZOOM! No one will be able to see the phone you are using to cheat with. Who would be quizzmaster? The internet and mobile/cell phone have ruined pub quizzes. I used to love them
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Clearly sunny 2 years ago
Unhealthy for the cat tho, you should be more responsible for its diet. Might be fun for you but actually selfish.
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Kobe 2 years ago
Unfair. They have the skills, otherwise, they would not have made it that far into selection. And YTA for letting them get this far knowing they wouldn't stand a chance of them getting hired - whilst having the skills. They might have made a poor choice of placement,- but that does not make it right what you did.
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Brenda Greene 2 years ago
My mother in law ruined mine by playing tons of BTS and Barry Manalow.
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Best Behave 2 years ago
I don’t make tea for anyone, cos I utterly mainline it throughout the day - I’d become the tea boy. I really don’t care if people don’t make me a drink - if one of my mates offers I say I’ll come with you for a chat
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Daune Tullina 2 years ago
Everytime I have to get an MRI, I worry that if there is a zombie apocalypse I'll be eaten from the feet up while trapped in the machine
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Best Behave 2 years ago (edited)
Ah, so that’s how I was suddenly able to put down the deposit for a house. Thankee kind sir!
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Anybody else think of the movie 'Mouse Hunt' after reading this?
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)
How does that ruin it for you? And why take it out on your son?
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Several millions of Asians think squatting pans give you better pooing posture
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Anna Ekberg 2 years ago
You have been doing this to them for 6 months but somehow THEY are the bell ends? Hmmm... 🤔
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TheDag 2 years ago
Fesshole honestly is a love/hate relationship. Some of these are genuinely pretty sweet/funny however the rest make me want to walk into a forest and never come back
Wren Hard 2 years ago
I want to walk into a forest and never come back at the best of times
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marianne eliza 2 years ago (edited)
I like to fish from shores of lakes, away from people. I bring a fishing pole, a comfy chair, an ice chest with whatever I want in it, and a good book. I never bring bait. Toss in the line, pop open a beverage, sit and read. I'm not doing nothing... I'm fishing. But who needs some bloody fish disturbing my day?
Wuggerhumphden 2 years ago
Do people who have commented as though they were addressing the fesshole poster not realise that this is just a list copy pasted from Twitter? The people who wrote to fesshole are very unlikely to see the comments/questions.
TheDag 2 years ago
Fesshole honestly is a love/hate relationship. Some of these are genuinely pretty sweet/funny however the rest make me want to walk into a forest and never come back
Wren Hard 2 years ago
I want to walk into a forest and never come back at the best of times
Load More Replies... marianne eliza 2 years ago (edited)
I like to fish from shores of lakes, away from people. I bring a fishing pole, a comfy chair, an ice chest with whatever I want in it, and a good book. I never bring bait. Toss in the line, pop open a beverage, sit and read. I'm not doing nothing... I'm fishing. But who needs some bloody fish disturbing my day?
Wuggerhumphden 2 years ago
Do people who have commented as though they were addressing the fesshole poster not realise that this is just a list copy pasted from Twitter? The people who wrote to fesshole are very unlikely to see the comments/questions.
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