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Disclosing our secrets reduces stress and helps us come to terms with our behavior. So the fact that some of the most powerful people or institutions in many cultures encourage people to admit their transgressions is no coincidence. Nor is the huge number of followers behind the Twitter account 'Fesshole.'

It enables people to anonymously confess "their sins" and countless have already turned to it for a shot at internet absolution. So let's see if we can give them exactly that, shall we?

We at Bored Panda compiled some of the wildest submissions 'Fesshole' has recently received, so put on your confessor hat (or pick up a scepter, whatever works for you), and continue scrolling to check out what some evil-doers have been up to.

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KENOBI
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s so sweet I’m sorry for your loss

Nat of Clan P
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't sound stupid at all! And I'm so very sorry for your loss. No parent should ever outlive their child. Brought a tear to my eye.

Sheila Stamey
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah. It's like the reason I saved a loved ones voice mails. I can still listen to him.

Giles McArdell
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not at all stupid, you go ahead and honour her memory in whatever way feels right to you.

Suddenly
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not stupid. Keep on doing whatever gives you comfort.

Natalie H
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not stupid at all. I’m so sorry for your loss ♥️

Josephine
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually love this. Please keep her close in any way or form that works for you. She deserves this type of love and attention. And so do you.

David H
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone copes in their own way, and this is her still doing one thing she used to do as a mother, that she still can do in a way. I fully understand this

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... put a cat down, just because you move? Seriously, I hope this sad excuse of an attempt to be a halfway human POS never had any fun in its life again. Fück these people, whatever treats some sentient living being, who likely loved that thing, like that doesn't deserve its feelings to be taken into account anywhere, and if, then only to make sure it hasn't any chance to have fun.

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, there r too many people like that. Luckily, most vets won't do it unless there is truly a valid reason. They will usually just take the cat from the owner and try to find it a new home

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    RyanRyanRyan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving a cat from a POS is not a sin.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you put a cat down...or any pet...because you're moving??!?! Really...

    Anita Leth Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother's husband had my dog killed the day after my mother died. Some "humans" are just walking s**t in a Edgar-suit.

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    Natalie H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it ended up being the job from hell, and I hope it SUCKED BALLS every day. Someone that would put a living creature down just because they’re moving is a POS and doesn’t deserve to be a pet parent. I’m so glad this kitty had someone to love him 💗

    Tiger Lilly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad they saved the cat! ❤️

    Kwj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs previous owner(s) did this, adopted him as a puppy and not even a year later, decides to move back to their home county and drop him off at the shelter they adopted him from instead of taking him with them.. Luckily for us because we got the best dog in the world, but I secretly hate his previous owners, they didn't deserve this precious dog or his love.

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they didn't put him down. Maybe they had other reasons they couldn't take him. I got my cat Gizmo (RIP) because his owners were getting a divorce and moving back to England from the Middle East and it's a six-month quarantine for pets there, whereas when I moved back to Canada a couple years later, my two boys just had to be microchipped and up to date on their rabies shots. Sadly he passed away a few months later at just four years old. Still miss him seven years later!

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. What kind of psycho puts down a perfectly fine animal bc they move?

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't put a perfectly healthy cat down just because you're moving. Wow.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wholesome but why wouldn't he just ask her for the cat?

    ThatB*tchRapunzel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    worst case scenario she might have just said no and then it would look sus if it disappeared. so just easier to save it i suppose. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was homeless and kept my dogs in three cheap motels where we lived for 5 years. So anyone who puts an animal down to move is a monster.

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    In The Secret Life of Secrets, Dr. Michael Slepian, the Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. Associate Professor of Leadership and Ethics at Columbia Business School, explained that we can draw a line between secrecy and privacy by considering secrecy as an intention to hold specific information back, and privacy as a reflection of how much we broadcast personal information, in general.

    Generally, people who are more private require closeness before they let you in. Yet those who are less private may be happy to disclose personal information, not just to friends and family, but to coworkers, acquaintances, and even people they’ve just met as well.

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    You may not want to discuss your sexual experiences at work out of concern for privacy (and for what is appropriate), however, this is very different from wanting to keep some specific experience a secret. In both cases, you are taking control of your personal information, but for different reasons.

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bunny loves you and you really deserve it!

    Golden Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the vet agreed to do this these must have been some horrible kids and the parents of the kids just let a BUNNY get abused ?!!?

    Little Stars
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, young children dont know how to take care of and therefore shouldnt be responsible for a pet

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was absolutely necessary. Glad the bunny is happy.

    Emory White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind me grinning at my computer, just fantasizing about a rabbit that "died"

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for the bunny but won't they just get a new one?

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone going to mention the sex tourism that has plagued the Czech Republic since at least the 80’s and how, when a group of guys travel there for a “boys weekend” they’re not hooking up with randoms they meet at clubs, but often underage & almost always manipulated into hooking at the train depots, subway stops and near touristy nightlife??? I’m not shaming empowered secs workers or open marriages, but consider who he and his pals were going to try to use those condoms on. I was there a couple weeks ago & saw very young girls in puffer jackets and skirts so low I could see their trim. And it was cold! Eyes that looked like plates & no way they’re over 20. Probably not over 16. Ya, I’d leave his a*s, too!

    Emory White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For every stupid guy out there, a brilliant woman waits to stab him

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd actually pay for an update to this.

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice story, but how is this a confession?

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get to keep the dog, I think you got the better deal.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She snooping, he (thinking of) cheating? Yes, break up already.

    Peeka_Mimi
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh geez I need a part 2.

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    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol it’s like high school

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMHO, it's the eye and the timing that makes a good photographer - not the equipment.

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    Wood Carver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this for year one but what this actually says is in 15 years I have never bothered to invest in a skill that I definitely should have, even if I'm managing to slide by. It's the equivalent of my old boss who got away with continuing to claim not to get excel. I loved the new ceo when he announced that he was sending that boss onto an intensive 2 week excel deep dive because it wasn't fair that no one at the company ever just took the time to show him....

    Alex Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Operating the camera is only one part. You're also in the right place at the right time, with the right subject matter, you're framing a good shot, and getting the timing of the shot correct. That's like getting pissed at a stunt driver because he doesn't personally tune his engine.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like every software developer in the world: they don't know why and how it's working, and they don't know how and why it's not working...

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coding is fun they said. Ha lol not true.

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    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean you still have to have an eye for framing, so we can give the guy some credit.

    Peeka_Mimi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 15 years they couldn't take some night classes?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a naturally good eye is most of the job.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you faked it and made it soooooo enjoy the awards. You earned them.

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly? I managed to get a distinction in my photography in art college doing the same thing. What matters most, in my opinion, is subject. Everything else can be fixed with photo editing. And lets not be liars, we all know a good amount of these stunning photos from awards we see are edited, at least to add more light etc. But knowing how to edit is just as much a skill as shooting the photo itself.

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    "Aside from sex, money is another example of something you may not talk about but may not be intentionally keeping secret," Slepian wrote. "You might not talk about your paycheck out of concern for privacy, rather than wanting nobody to ever know what it looks like."

    "At the same time, there may be other specifics you intend to keep hidden, such as a particularly unwise financial decision. These examples help us see that privacy and secrecy can coexist, and there can be gray area in between. So, can we ever really separate them? Yes, and the person who knows best—whether something is private or secret—is you."

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and did you get yourself checked out? Because if your wife didn't even remotely recognize the smell (and yes, she knows the normal smell), there might be something wrong with you, too.

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An after-beer dump can be smelly as hell, though and 'abnormal'...

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    Sophie Dorothea Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be my favourite story in this thread, tbh. Dog was saved, man's dignity was saved; everyone wins.

    Mindghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this while eating and nearly spat out my spaghetti because i had to hold in the laughter. 😂

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure the dog has stomach cancer and not you?

    Lunar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this this guy should get himself checked too

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should never ever drink this much either. That implies pretty intense liver damage. Let's just say I'm happy for your dog, but terribly worried for you.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness he blamed it on the dog!🤣

    Snubzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all heroes wear caps... they wear diapers

    Melissa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he cleaned up after "the dog" and didn't leave the mess for his wife.

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    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares if your dog is ugly. Dogs can be amazing and also ugly at the same time. You can't become a neighbourhood menace just because someone thought your dog was ugly.

    S Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are either cute cute or ugly cute. No other possibilities that don't involve cute.

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No dogs are ugly... the crested dogs are walking the line tho

    JoAnna Bova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A well bred naked crested looks like a pony....I love cresteds

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    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a good idea to improve relations with neighbors, indeed, to confirm them in their opinion that the dog is ugly. And maybe the owner too.

    BisexualSquirrel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Boston terrier I adopted and a very sweet poodle mix who is not “conventionally” beautiful (but I disagree). The Boston terrier always gets comments on how cute he is, but in reality he is a terrorist (who I love dearly). My beautiful poodle is a sweetheart and so smart, I make sure to tell her how beautiful she is 800x per day.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a good boy!!! Sounds like something I'd do!

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what though, that petty behaviour ruins other people’s peaceful evening too not just those you target. So in reality it’s quite selfish… I’m sure your dog doesn’t care at all.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there i no such thing as an ugly dog. the 'ugliest' are the cutest and nicest.

    SR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the mean neighbors who are very ugly on the inside.

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    Emory White
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see my future squeaking before me

    God
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog probably is ugly, i don't think that means you have to ruin their time outside. Kind of a d**k move

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wholesomehole for the win.

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's teacher had published two songs some years ago. The class discovered it and played them non-stop for a couple of months, and he earned about €2.50

    G҉A҉C҉H҉A҉ A҉L҉E҉X҉
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s that in usd? I’m too lazy to look up, plus I’m kinda dumb…

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    Jo Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my content writers recently had her first book published. I am not into the genre, but I read it with pride knowing that she had accomplished her dream of being published.

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My band teacher is bad at technology and somewhat old (late forties I think) and he is in a band w some friends. At the beginning of class he got all exited and said before we do the roll I wanna show you guys something! So he pulls something up on his computer and plays us his latest song. And he pauses tk and goes, this part took me so long to figure out the editing for. He was smiling the whole time and it was so cute he was so proud and exited to show us.

    Christine Stossel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhat old?! : P No, I get it. It's so good that you appreciate his excitement--he's learning every day, just like you, and I'm sure he learns a lot FROM you. And if there's anybody he wants to share his music with, it's his students, who probably inspire him every day to challenge himself. What a great post!

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cmon, we need the spotify link!

    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a headteacher? Never heard of this so guessing it should have a space between the two words but still unaware of what it is.

    Gin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headteacher is a UK title, so no, there is no space. Head of the school (old title would be headmaster or headmistress). I don't know if all of them are, but many of these are clearly UK confessions.

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    Melvetta Bowles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I been trying to get started on my dream. It's never too late. 🍗 KFC was in his late seventy when started selling chicken was only .75$

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And unfortunately since this is a secret none of us can give it a spin. Kind of a bummer.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have replied with "What exactly are you going to tell her? I need to know, tell me now or I'll go to her right away."

    Andreas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it "cut (me) off"?

    Dilly Millandry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK it is quite usual to say 'cut me up' when referring to being made to brake sharply on a road.

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    Caitlyn
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    3 years ago

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    During his research, Slepian discovered that the more immoral we consider a personal experience or action, the more it feels like a secret, rather than something that is merely private.

    He also found that the more we think others would find the information relevant to their own lives, the more something unsaid feels like secrecy instead of privacy.

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    Nor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless your heart for thinking of the aged

    Madster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 is a lot. I feel like the company might notice after a while..

    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I managed the online shopping department for a high end grocery store. I made sure everyone got as many discounts as they could. Especially during the pandemic and I knew they had kids, we're older or had been affected income-wise.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't get caught because that company will gladly sue you.

    Kise Miarse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is lovely - although I do think OP needs to be more strategic/sneaky about it. Can't keep helping people out if the company catches on and fires you.

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    Nat of Clan P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I get why you did this. My mum died 13 years ago and my dad this year. I miss them both terribly every.single.day.

    Bertha Madott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crying as I read this. My mom died last year and I regularly go to a linen store and spend too much money....because the owner's name is the same as Mom's.

    Silre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm following an account on Twitter simply because he has the same name as my husband who died 7 years ago.

    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that's really something. I lost my mom 6 years ago this January and I never thought about doing something like that. I can certainly see how just seeing a message from "mom" would be a feel good moment.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else got my mom's number on my messenger app, and one day I got the notification that "Mom is now on MessengerApp". That really shook me up. I still had her saved in my phone book.

    Jakub Luberda - pisze
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I named the main character in a detective novel I am writin after my mom who passed away in march this year. She loved mystery books tho she would get nightmares from them. Now she can have badass adventures and I get to see her name every time I am editing. I udually write hirror and find glee in it, so it is unusual for me to find glee in writing happy scenes for her.

    Bina Wei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish i could do this but my (real) last name is Hungarian and both that and her maiden surname are unique enough. And whilst her name is semi common, it's not super common. Oh, also I have ptsd from the death so it 50/50 chance even if I did it would trigger me. Fun times. (To the fun part: /s)

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet that person AND your mum are all the happier for it too.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So hey, I've realized that basic cable is very cheap"...."wait dammit..too many five letter words" lol

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    SheilaWeila
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was stuck on the bottom right word in Quordle. I said, yeah, "that one is rough!" It took him a few minutes. lol

    Madster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit patronising but..ok

    suzemagoo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should stop for a while and observe what happens. She may be winning on her own and he just assumed it helped.

    Audrey Rasmussen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it helped and she got better at it too so he wouldn't know

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    Mine Truly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much more wholesome than the ball sack confession.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dddaaaawwwwww... Just never tell her, ok? It's not necessarily bad, but it will crush her self confidence.

    M. William Bell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to this with my wife when she struggled to get it, but I made the mistake of telling her that I was dropping hints. Now when she's struggling she is paying attention to EVERY word I say whenever we discuss the Wordle and I think it's making her worse off because now that I know she's looking for the word I can't be as obvious. I hope the OP never tells her.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord, so many people who go automatically to the "dark ant controlling" place with spouses, especially men. Can it just be a sweet assist he's giving her, something so he can feel he's involved and helping her with her day?? Just hate the world we're living in anymore. Sick of it all. I want out. Yes, I'm a woman, before I'm attacked for being one of the manipulative males.

    tor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is ok honestly. It's not "sweet" it's patronizing and controlling n fn weird. I said what I said

    Hex Gurls
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how??? how is it controlling he’s just helping his wife for fun cuz he loves for

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    Auntie Bear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is these little things that get you. I've been there. Sympathies, my friend.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dammit. That one stings. It's all of those daily reminders of what we lost, not the big things, but the stupid things we used to take for granted. I wish it got easier, but time will dull that ache after a while. That's the best I can offer you

    E.T. Blackfyre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer this year, and this hit hard.

    Claudia Gotthardt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sympathy of a random stranger can mean anything, my thoughts and heartfelt best wishes are with you.

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so sorry for your loss.

    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for your loss. Just fill that kettle up anyway! ❤ In some cultures, this lets those who have passed know we're thinking of them.

    Timothy Patel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the little things, and, strangely, you will miss the little annoyances the most.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Here in America most husbands serve their cancer stricken wives with divorce papers. It's so common chemo places have pamphlets about preparing for divorce. When my mom started chemo they handed a couple to her, but I handed them back. Not an issue she had. My point is, it's nice seeing actual love and affection still exists out there.

    Manny_Flawz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my friend of 45 years earlier in 2022. I miss the times we would talk about old movies.

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    He learned this from a study involving 1,000 participants in committed relationships. "I asked the participants to think about something they had not disclosed to their romantic partner," the psychologist said.

    "This was easy for them to do. We all have many such things, ranging from the consequential to the mundane. Some of the things people hadn't disclosed were acts they considered highly immoral, like cheating on their partner and misrepresenting their past. The participants said that these felt very much like secrets. But other things did not seem immoral. For example, one participant told me he quite enjoys having the apartment to himself, and doesn’t mind when his partner is away for the weekend. In fact, it makes him quite happy."

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    "Another participant told me that her partner doesn’t know how much she spends on yarn. These things didn’t feel like they mattered all that much, and so not mentioning them didn’t feel like keeping secrets," Slepian noted.

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    mummy pig
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U can't always be 🤣🤣🤣 here on bp.. some times bp makes you 🥺🥺🥺

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    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. Had a woman in the apartment complex with two Pomeranians (Monster and Cinnabon.) They are cute as heck and funny to boot (Monster always has a chew toy on walks. He walks a few steps, gives the toy a good shake, walks a few steps, repeats shake. I think it's his way of saying "Don't come near me or I'll mess you up like this!") I didn't see the three of them for a month...was worried. Finally saw them and she told me she had a business trip and "the kids" stayed with her parents.

    Alaina Bleakley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! There's an old couple that walks in my neighborhood and whenever I see the wife walking without her husband I think "oh no wheres ____?!"

    A. Embleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a restaurant that the majority of the customers are elderly.... my bosses have been known to go knock on doors or call family members when regulars doesn't come in. So much so they most of them tell the bosses when they are going away or having surgery, Mal even had his son come in after he slipped and broke his leg.... Mal Jr.: Dad said I had to come in and let you know he won't be in while he's healing, HD said I had to come ASAP or you'd be banging on his door? Lady Boss: lol yes yes we would have thank you

    Jessica N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last job was in fast food drive-thru and esp during quarantine we got to know a lot of the elderly who come through. The ones that come as couples then only one comes through are the saddest but when one who comes through every day for a coffee and a conversation stops coming through we all would talk about it and keep an eye out. I only wish I'd known last names to check up on a few. Even if we don't "know" you, someone notices and misses you.

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    Shannon Leta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a man who sits in the park with dreads that my husband and I always see in the same spot without fail. No matter how early or late we drive by, he's sitting there on his bucket. One day we didn't see him and he had just moved to another part of the park. In our minds, this guy is chock full of wisdom and life experiences and he is our friend lol

    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a few dog walkers in my neighborhood I'm always concerned when I don't see them or worse when they walk without the dogs...

    Jo Maude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a homeless man i feel the same about

    Chase Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's most impressive that he's been in his late fifties for over ten years! My wife said it's because he's always running. Health and/or special relativity, I assume.

    Brian bell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This restores a bit of my hope for humanity.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you can get paid to appear in a police line up? That doesn't seem right. What if you get picked out as the suspect?

    Mika N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does seem shady.. I don't know how it really works, but if they only have one or two suspects and the person picking them out picks an actual suspect out of a whole line of random people maybe it helps to confirm that the chooser isn't just choosing someone random?

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A healthy marijuana market means full employment for the police. So you did pay them back.

    Jeff DeTore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe before it was legal. Now I can be pulled over doing 80 in a 65 and roll my window down and smile as we both smell the weed in my car. Knowing full well that there's nothing the officer or trooper can do about it. What? Nothing. That's what I thought. Yup. Weed in here. Do I look high, no? Then buh bye. Not sure how weed keeps cops employed seeing how in my state it's 100% legal... But sure, if you say so!!

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turnabout is fair play, afterall.

    Laurie Livingston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣😂🤣It's been found to help older minds-- I think it has😃

    Eliza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine you'd have crapped your pants if the victim selected you...

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I'll never stop wondering what franchise that was and whether I've seen ET Ballsack.

    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously,were all gonna be peering at wrinkly alien skin wondering from now on.,

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    Jaya
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really want to know which one it is. Which alien, not which ball, lol

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attack of the Scrotoids. ;-)

    Adam Belaire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIB2. He was the model for the Balls Chinian

    The Idaho Potato
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only Earth has a moon, excluding gas giants, because they're werd.

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    elmortero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually next level genius. I do wonder now if you also had to create a black hole, as I might have an idea to pitch

    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question: what popular sci-fi franchise has under 1 million viewers?

    Happy_Pandalover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was talking about a marketing campaign for the franchise, not the actual movie or episode. I guess almost 1 million people saw the campaign.

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    Jan Rosier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting very curious now. What franchise and what alien?

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the Testiculon franchise. Worth a play

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    Gardener of Weeden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a lot of times my to do list is things I have done. instead of a never ending list of demands... I am faced with a list of satisfaction ( and I can see I have actually accomplished a lot)

    boredkitten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too, done list instead of to do list

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    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a team do this as part of malevolent compliance. We were told that our bonuses would be pegged to the number of tasks we completed in JIRA boards. And that we should only be working on tasks on the board. You would not believe how many tasks were getting added to that board. But we couldn't just put random tasks, or that would cause issues, so we would also waste time trying to come up with fancy names for stupid tasks. "Refill hydration containment units" (refilled my water bottle). "Meeting in regards to increasing team energy" (meet up in kitchen to chat about food). "Team cohesion meeting" was a pretty good one to cover most nonsense.

    LeeAnne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too. Makes me feel good.

    Human #1,232,867
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it's not just me who is doing that!

    Oberain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this for guys I supervise. I add stuff they did already to their work lists just to make them look good

    Zheraa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so kind. I'd like to have you as my supervisor.

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, whatever keeps you motivated.

    RyanRyanRyan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make sure to add it to the top of the list.

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a strategy I can get behind.

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    Slepian said people are often wondering if they're more secretive than the average person.

    "When we start talking about tendencies for secrecy, we bump right up into personality psychology," he said. "A common way of measuring personality is to ask about five broad traits: Openness (open to new experiences and to things being complicated), Conscientiousness (organized, disciplined), Extraversion (enthusiastic, social), Agreeableness (polite, eager to please), and Neuroticism (the less polite word for high negative emotion; many prefer to call this “low emotional stability” instead)."

    (If you ever need to remember this information straight away just remember the acronym OCEAN.)

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    K W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who doesn't answer the door at all unless I know who it is and I'm expecting them? Tbf I have chronic migraines and I'm not getting up for random door knocks when I'm in pain or medicated.

    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, me too! Though I had CCTV cameras installed so I can see who is at my door! This was before Ring doorbells were a thing but whatever I have to use I'm making sure it's the person I'm expecting before opening the door! I get cluster headaches.... evil things so I can sympathise!

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    Mary Jeffries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I answer holding my 80 pound dog. Gets those damn security system guys to F off. He’s barking his head off and they’re telling me my house isn’t that safe. Nah, we’re good.

    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog always dashes to the door and leaps up at it. Makes it rattle in the frame! He has a beautifully deep bark too and sounds enormous and scary. In truth he's only a terrier who would be very easily bribed by some meat!

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I’m from you have no choice but to show up unannounced. We don’t have decent cell service & many don’t have land lines. When you arrive at one’s property, you let out a loud yell that sounds like “whoo-eeee” & wait for a reply. If no one comes out or responds after the 3rd or 4th call, you don’t approach their entrance. I know it sounds weird and I’ve no idea how it started, but it’s been like this as long as I can remember.

    RyanRyanRyan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a doorbell camera. I had the police come to my place once at about 4:30am. I told them I wasn't home and to come back later. Then I had time to prepare for being arrested. 😁 Tips: put on warm socks. Write phone numbers on your arm. Take everything out of your wallet except your ID and one credit card. No cash. Turn off your cell phone. Eat a good meal.

    Madster
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet was berating someone for stealing £10 from billionaires.

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    litutje
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I live in the Netherlands. We respect each others time. So if someone wants to come over. They call first to make Shure you have time and want them over

    Kookamunga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not certain this would work in Florida in July.

    Dip thong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never answer my door. You weren't invited and you're not welcome.

    K.A. Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't answer the door if I'm not expecting company.

    Elle Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is coming to your door unannounced?

    jennifer_34
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do friends really show up unannounced at your door??

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand this. I'd probably do the same.

    Karmageddon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you enjoy the puppy skeleton...

    Wintermute
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignore all the down votes. This is hilarious!

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    Jill Rhodry
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my daughter 5 years ago - I still have her last Christmas gifts from me wrapped in my closet. I expect I always will.

    Anon822209
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a jar of homemade blackberry jelly in my fridge with about an inch left in the bottom. My grandmother made it, and she died almost 7 years ago. I refuse to throw the jelly away.

    CJT MSG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a voicemail my brother left for me before he unexpectedly died on 7/7/2015. I still haven't been able to listen to it seven-plus years later. And it's him apologizing to me for something he thought he'd done wrong.

    Alaskatgal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this really hits home! My sister passed twenty years ago. She left wrapped Christmas gifts for each of us, so mom placed them under the tree. I never opened mine. Have moved several times over the years and that wrapped gift is packed and unpacked each time. Still can’t bring myself to open it…

    Marisol L. Banks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had Italian fig cookies in my freezer since 2007. They were the last fig cookies my mom baked before she died of stomach cancer. They’ve made the move to four different houses since then, to include a move to Virginia and back to Louisiana. I still miss my mom so much.

    Walter Brameld
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should watch Guardians of the Galaxy. Might change your mind about opening it.

    Andrew Betts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what you feel is right. Just remember: opened or unopened, she loved you.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second to last word is probably a spelling mistakes, but it works quite well as it is.

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife wasn't the only one who wanted him.

    Marleinah Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have any bored pandas seen or even heard of the show "Who The BLEEP Did I Marry??"

    Linn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope & that is why we get a kick out of reading it here!!! ;-}

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to guess that he really like it or like it's shorter, easier to pronounce, she's got one of those famous family names....didn't see that one coming. Lol

    a_smol_berry
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last name is Dickson, I’m just trying to escape it. EDIT: Love my boyfriends last name tho, Hutchins, it’s like my favorite thing to say.

    Nash Nopper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... and this is how u ruined ur marriage ....

    Wood Carver
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your spouse.... should know Everything especially about something like that before they tie themselves to you

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    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something the wife deserves to know. I understand husband is likely trying to change/turn his life around, and kudos that he seemingly has, but this is the kinda thing spouses should know about each other.

    Knitting Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She will eventually find out, one way or another.

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, finally an actual deep, dark secret. Also, this won't work forever. Just, FYI.

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be surprised how long though. Also, it might just be something simple and the poster is exaggerating.

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    B B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because your finger prints and DNA an still in the system. They still know its you with a different name why they take above details

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what OP means is that, OP is trying to hide from other criminals not the law officers.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be seriously satisfying if someone filmed this. I'd email it to the prick everyday for as long as I needed to feel vindicated (or until the baastard had a mental breakdown - whichever came first).

    Will Cable
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your thinking, I raise my glass to you

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    Mjskywalk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got bullied a lot in middle school. Shoved, stuff taken, the works. School didn’t do jack about it despite my numerous complaints. If I was an adult these incidents would be assault and theft. I wonder how people would take it if the cops showed up and said “Eh, boys will be boys” or “ Maybe he likes you” ( both things I heard after complaining about my bully to school admins).

    Amy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for you. I went through the exact same thing. Got suspended for a week in 8th grade for defending myself against a girl trying to beat the c**p out of me. She got suspended too, but it just made things worse when we came back.

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    Jordan Croff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are too sensitive these days and can't take a joke...I'm talking of course about the bully crybaby who had the police called on him. lol.

    Bina Wei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl had us all in the first half, haha

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a boss who fires people like that.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a time and a place for pranks, and it's never and nowhere.

    Donna Cheung
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bully asked for it. He did steal, so OP was totally entitled to call the police. Nothing satisfies more than humiliating a bully in public!

    Rigor Moreno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best move! Applaud for this one.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a prick. Good for you! My ex took my car without permission (like literally left while I was in the shower) because his was out of gas. UM, okay - how am I supposed to get to work? This was before Uber. So I called the cops and reported it stolen. They called me when they pulled him over to verify he was my husband. I told them I'd never heard of him. We were well on our way to divorce to begin with. F*ck that guy.

    Mole Rewey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds of the time I was a security guard at a railway station...(about 18 years old). My buddies were out partying (casino and whatnot) and on the way home they found a dead raccoon in the road so they came to my work and put it in my vehicle... I had told them to get rid of it before I call the cops and god damn if they didn't get there as I was picking up the phone and and dialing 9-1-

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    "My research finds that someone who is more secretive (whether having had many experiences from the list or just a few) tends to be less extraverted and less emotionally stable, but more conscientious," Slepian said.

    Additionally, the profile of a person more likely to get involved in the kinds of situations that people keep secret is that of someone who is open, extraverted, and emotionally stable, but less agreeable and less conscientious.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This IMO has little to do with IQ. If you never learnt, you cannot do it. Good luck learning (says the woman who replaces the laces with elastics because she just can't be bothered).

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean "if you never learnt, you cannot do it"? Isn't that the opposite premise of learning a new skill?

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    Peryton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who quote their IQs don't realize that a) nobody cares and b) it is a flawed evaluative tool that has been debunked many times.

    LeeAnne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. There are new tests every so often and it's a very flawed testing.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned to properly tie my shoes at age 45. My step-dad taught me to tie my shoes when I was five, but I spent the next 40 years trying to figure out why they constantly came untied. I even asked several people over the decades if they tied their shoes differently, but we couldn’t see any differences in our techniques. It turns out that if a right-handed person teaches a left-handed child, and the left-handed child ends up doing the first part left-handed and the second part right-handed, that difference will be hard to spot, but it will make a terrible knot. Thank you, YouTube. Six years later and I’m still excited that my shoes stay tied all day long!

    Terri Owens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, now I don't feel so bad that my left-handed, 12 year old grandson is having a hard time learning how to tie his shoes. We'll try another method that works for left-handed folks.

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    DeoManus Argentem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't buy into IQ testing, but arguably the most intelligent kid at my high school (well booksmart) was the only person that wore velcro shoes (he wasn't physically challenged in any way). He also could never understand how to open the combination lock on his locker, so I'd always have to help him multiple times a day. We only became friends because we were the only two who chose Latin for our language credits, and since it was only two of us we got pretty close, even finishing Latin IV by mid-junior year (not because I'm particularly intelligent myself, but because we got exclusive attention), so started on Classical Greek for the remainder of HS... I was a fairly big dude (6'4" before graduating) so I like to think he avoided any potential bullying because I had his back. I know he went on to graduate Harvard Law (and definitely wasn't above lower-middle class financially, and not a legacy) - pray he's doing well! Great guy, just socially very awkward.

    AK to LV
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only made it to Latin 3. I did a year of Ancient Homeric Greek, also. I don't know if that's Classical Greek or not.

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in education I have to explain to so many people that measured IQ and certificates do not transfer most of the time to common sense or life skills.

    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you, nothing to be ashamed off

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know how until I was in highschool.........

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is getting old now, and bending over to tie his shoes makes him dizzy. I would tie them for him whenever I could, but he wakes up and leaves for work hours before I’m awake. So he bought work boots that lace BUT also have a zipper on the side so he can put his foot up on a chair, slip into them (he pre-tied them), then zip them up instead of tie them. Fricking clever of him, I have to say.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm right up there with you. See, kinesthetic movement is very independent from technical intelligence. I was a "bright" kid but I was 7 before I could tie my own shoes. It took me a solid week to get it down. I learned to ride a bike faster. Sometimes that's just how it goes. Be more lenient with yourself.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anyone who matters doesn't mind, and anyone who minds doesn't matter."

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    Paula Glasscoe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a lovely guy Rob Kenney on YouTube who makes videos “Dad, how do I?” as his father left when he was 12

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Do Trump next. Pleeease?!?

    C Potgieter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, you are teaching your children fat-bashing and discrimination based on appearance. Fat people are not not useless.

    Dragons Exist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a fat useless dragon: I feel targeted

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. You can't both grow up and be Boris Johnson. You have to choose one or the other.

    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found out as an adult that my dad stole all his bedtime story plots from classic sitcoms.

    EvilNob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to ask but who is Boris Johnson?

    Xan Maranya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recently replaced Prime Minster of U.K.

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    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect. Now do one about how a twiggy useless worm grew up to be Rishi Sunak >.>

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    Can't go for that
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. I posted a review some years ago about a company of which I am no longer employed, and referred to the experience as, "it's like working in a concentration camp".....among other unflattering comments. They did make a few non-consequential changes, but ultimately shuttered all operations. Ooof. What a farce!

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone explain in a nutshell how you use 50+ different IP addresses? My question is basically could this person have done it from home, or did they have to go to a bunch of internet cafes?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IP Spoofing. You can change the TCP packets sent by your machine to appear to be from a different IP address. In the United States this is perfectly legal, and there are legitimate reasons to do this. But in this case, they probably just used public Wifi, or web proxies. The issue with forced IP spoofing out of your network card, is that the server will attempt to respond to that fake IP address, and bi-directional communication will be broken. It's really only good to blast harmful packets without them being traced back to you. In IT it can also be used to blast a load balancer with requests to pretend to be from multiple sources (great for load testing)

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a good company to work for...and now with more money!

    A Random Anvil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A local off-price store encouraged us to do this to get more diverse products in stock. I understood the assignment.

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to try this...

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    Aballi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaa! This reminds me, when I was in my late teens, a friend and I were walking through a mall. I noticed an older man sitting on a bench, giving me pervy up-and-down looks. I smiled shyly as I approached him, and then when I was right by the bench, let out a humungous fart. My friend and I dissolved into laughter. Definitely one of my finer moments.

    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boys were so impressed by the sheer loudness!

    John Carr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a secondary school teacher who invigilated summer exams. He made the announcements starting the exam on the gyms PA system and then sat down. He let rip a massive fart but forgot to switch off the mic beforehand......it at least lightened the somber mood of the exam hall

    Lisa Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for giving me a much needed laugh.

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read 100db as 100lb the first time through and it made it so much better.

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 2 AM and my husband is sleeping next to me. He just woke up because I was laughing so hard at this that the whole bed was shaking!

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like something my dad might have done if he had a teaching degree instead of an architecture degree.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And never tell a woman that you don't like her perfume. She may not be wearing any.

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you've just gotta quit now, move to another country, and change your name. Nbd.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pack light, stay off the main roads, and only use cash.

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was waiting for an elevator, along with a co-worker; her for UP, me for DOWN. Hers came first, loaded with people coming back from lunch. As the doors shut on her and the rest of the crowded elevator I asked "So, when are you due?" When I ran into her later that afternoon she was pissed; apparently everyone on the elevator went "Ah' and "congratulations", etc. About a month later she asked me "How did you know?" Well: "Almost every day since you started here you showed up for work hung-over. But I haven't seen you hung-over lately..."

    Lip Gloss Bitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING WAY TO HARD AT THIS 😂😂😂😂😂

    Upstaged75
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cashier at Home Depot once asked me how far along I was. I was so shocked I blurted out "5 months". LOL! I was in fact NOT pregnant. Just fat. :) That was also the last time I ever wore a peasant blouse.

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't assume til you can see the head.

    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, don't comment on a woman's stomach. Even if she tells you herself that she's pregnant, it is not a good idea.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a BIG OOF.

    Mine Truly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, my bf and I chatted briefly with a grandfather who was out with his young grandson... As we said goodbye to each other, the grandfather said to me, "take good care of your little one!" We had no child with us and said nothing about wanting or having children... That's when I realized I had finally become so fat, I looked pregnant.

    Mine Truly
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A minute later, I found a group of women about my age of I looked pregnant, with a stricken look on my face, and told them about the exchange. They of course gave me that "oh you don't look pregnant you look gorgeous!" affirmation that all proper women give to a member of their kind.

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    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. I had the same reaction when my son was diagnosed with autism. But yesterday, we were driving past a new development of houses near a pond. I pointed to it and asked him if he knew why it was a bad idea to build houses so close to a pond and he responded with "Tidal waves?" We laughed for about ten minutes before I said "mosquitos."

    Dark Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All children are difficult. They're children for flip's sake. You can't expect so much from the useless buggers whether they're neurotypical or not

    Lisseett Hernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you- this is the sanest thing I’ve ever read before right now!?

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    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 14 year old son is nonverbal autistic. When we found he was having issues, before being formally diagnosed, neither my wife or I slept for a night or two. We just thought about "What would this mean for him growing up? What can we be doing to help him? What therapies will he need?" I guess all of the normal "sense of loss" and not knowing what to expect when you are dealing with something that just comes and hits you out of left field. He was formally diagnosed just after the age of two. He has been getting his therapies regularly ever since. He's still nonverbal, but he loves me, his mother and his sister to pieces. He has the absolute best laugh I've ever heard in my life. When he gives me a hug, he practically puts me in a headlock. He and his sister, are the two most amazing and beautiful things I've ever done in my life. I couldn't be prouder or possibly love them any greater than I do. My two little monsters!!!🥰😍

    Terri Owens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You Sir, have been gifted with the priceless joy of unique kids. Enjoy them!!!

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    Alsoomse Catori
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an autistic adult person. Thanks. That's what we need when we're kids. Just your time and patience and acceptance and some understanding. My kids are also autistic and they're awesome! We often info dump to each other, tis how we bond xD.

    Amy Watson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% agree! My son has a rare genetic disorder and birth injury that, among other things, meant he needed a feeding tube and hour long feeds every 3 hours, a month in the NICU, and 4-7 therapy and doctor's appointments a week. I spent his first two years exhausted and numb. At 4, he gives the world's best hugs, beats me at UNO about half the times we play, and his little voice piping "Good morning mommy- love you!" every day is a daily miracle that makes it all worth it.

    Mary Hunt Peret
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 18 year-old autistic son is one of the greatest joys of my life.

    Kate Malcom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this my mother, posting anonymously online?

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks I needed to hear this today. 🫂

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had autistic students that soared above their peers in both scholastic achievement and social behavior. (In some cases I found out they were autistic only because their special ed teacher invited me to a parent conference.)

    J Kwon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is autistic. His father is in complete denial, which made the first few years very difficult--sometimes almost unbearable. But now that my son is six, I'm loving almost every day. He says the best things.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single word here is a wild ride!

    Notme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’d you go on holiday for £300? Swansea?

    charli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol ikr?! must've been a very long time ago

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    Panda Parade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should not have experienced arousal from justified vengeance. But good for them.

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done!

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazed at a holiday for only 300...

    333
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So there's two garbage human beings in this story

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I get this point. But there's people like me who cannot afford to move house away from their parents, even at 31. And my sister is autistic, so my dad finds it would be wholly unfair to kick me out but not my older sister, just by virtue of that. Though, I am the one who does most of the cooking, cleaning, and I still work about 30 hours a week typically to pay for the internet, heat, electricity, etc.

    Rumina Io
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm nearly 33 and still live with mine. I have lived elsewhere and ended up boomeranging back because of bad circumstances. I like living with them. They're skilled and interesting people.

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    Peryton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad. I have my own house but love sleeping over and spending time with my folks with my husband, watching movies, playing darts, making popcorn, having chats, cooking together, and then in the morning having coffee. We are sometimes at their place 2 times a week.

    Deeelite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When our afult son moved out - i promptly painted his room lavendar with light green highlights to dissaude him from moving back in

    Tony Rozensky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no downside to an empty nest.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boundaries are a thing you can establish without doing this, but it's your life. I notice it says "discourage" not "prevent" though...

    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, right. They’ll just sleep on the couch lol

    Jane Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart (speaking as a Mom who had a 'boomerang' kid)

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh, that's supposed to be a secret...

    Pandalea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a bit sad to me. Our four kids have made their own lives but we've kept our big- a*s five bedrooms house and the doors are always open to whoever wants to stay, whenever. Most times it's only saturday night so we can watch the kids and the parents can go out, but one of them, when he was still single, moved back for à few months while recovering from à burn-out. They're all responsible, self-reliant adultes, but if they need us we're there. Whatever they need.

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get them a new dog that you love! (This is clearly a joke, chill)

    Jiminy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not without asking first please.

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that - I had a full on breakdown after the death of my much loved, bouncy, carefree, barky and all round delightful furry mate, Buster 10 years ago. He went from being a lively chap needing at least 5 miles of walking a day to just about being able to make it to the garden - a really nasty form of Leukemia stripped his life in 2 months. I miss him to this day.

    Liam Walsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad. I bet he had a fantastic life with you.

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    ThatBiBookLover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that’s sad. Rip little doggo :( you were probably the goodest of boys/girls

    Hill Branda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year, the whole family spends Christmas at my Mom's, eight of us in one house---but I really don't care about seeing anyone except my Mom and her dog.

    Blue Mar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I should give mine Parents in law golden fish? Even that would do...

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    Lunar Rat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have PTSD if I had to socialise with Brexity Tories.

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brexity Tories sounds like some modern white girl name lmao

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a new girlfriend. One that at least shares some of your hobbies... Plenty of fish, you know.

    Kaseylulu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is really into RC cars. He only started getting into RC's a few years ago and he will be 50 next year. He has adhd so the hyper focus helps him building the cars and problem solving issues but mostly he just has fun doing it. I fully support him doing this because it's something he really enjoys and it makes him a happier person. I agree with you that not caring about what other people think about you is the key!

    Lunar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh, i rather spend time building Lego kits, model railways and do simple coding or gaming or whatever I like, than hanging out with people that I don't feel comfortable with.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pretty much choose Legos and model kits over pubs and clubs any given day anyway so kudos.

    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP should date someone better.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she hanging out with Brexity Tories? 🤢 Well, other than that I see nothing wrong here.

    Jakub Luberda - pisze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is PTSD. Political Truly Stupid Discussions.

    Zanshin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legos and coding are a lot more mentally stimulating and fun then going to the pub with a bunch of pissed wankers.

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    Brandt Peschke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the world of engineering we ll spend 5 hrs for a 5min fix

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent three and a half hours when I was little trying to figure out how to make my little brother’s nerf gun permanently jam the next time he fired it before realizing I could just break a thing connected to the trigger.

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    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sophomore year art teacher was having trouble storing printmaking blocks, and I casually suggested she could stack them. She had been trying to think of a solution with another art teacher, and apparently, neither of them had ever considered it.

    Mary Dodd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the story during the space race. The Americans paid a stupid amount of money to design a pen that would write in zero gravity. The Russians just used a pencil. lol

    Rumina Io
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That story is supposed to be a "gotcha haha silly Americans" one but the reason they spent the money on the pen is that pencil lead is graphite which is highly conductive. Tiny amounts of graphite from pencil use floating around in a cabin is a HUGE fire risk in space.

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    Peryton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty hilarious

    Curran Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the way to CNC commitment! Awesome!!!

    A Random Anvil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had machined a set of chopsticks before. Seriously, I could have just ordered some online. It was fun though and I still have them.

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    Snacking on cats
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made for a cute story and memory though.

    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the misheard lyrics, this is a very sweet one.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're in good company! There are several books out there with lists of Mondegreens (mis-heard lyrics).

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    Ian Dennison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people in NZ name their child Maxine after a song in the 80s by Sharon ONeill. Not a lot realise it's a song about a dead prostitute in kings cross in australia.

    Pandalea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Engie is the name of our utilities (gas and electricity) provider here in France.

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she’ll grow up and be Violet the pilot

    Philenzortia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a girl named "Engie" because her parents love The Rolling Stones song "Angie", and that's the way they understood the lyrics.

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderwall is playing on the radio right now... (P.S. Thank you for not naming her Wonderwall.)

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I used to think Liam was singing "...faster than a cannibal...".

    Richard Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for the best. What little girl would want to go into the world named Pilot?

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good! I had a non-stick pan that I was very protective of. My mother knew she couldn't use it, and never did. Then she had a friend stay over who offered to cook, and used My Pan, and utterly ruined it. She didn't even offer to buy a new one because in her mind it was still good. My mom got me a new pan, but I'm still hurt.

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Chinese cleaver and one time my BIL came over and “helped” by hacking the ribs I was going to prepare when they were frozen with my beloved cleaver, putting a big dent in the blade. Now when I use it for things like rutabaga, it makes me mad, and puts a wavy line in the cut pieces, that also makes me mad. Yet I can’t replace it because it still functions, sort of.

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    MongoMarcia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Teflon ones came out decades ago my FIL scrubbed the coating off thinking it was dirt.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some baking sheets I hide in an “unused” cabinet in the kitchen. We have two of those tall skinny slide-out cabinets for such pans in the kitchen. We only officially use the one next to the oven, and the other had been kept empty—-until my husband burned up my baking sheets using them on the f*****g barbecue! So I bought new ones and hid them in the “unused” cabinet. When I bake, I wash and dry them when I’m done, and put them back in their hiding place before my husband sees them. Don’t worry, he still has those blackened pans for his own use.

    Brazen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same thing. The ones he uses are in the cabinet with the pots and pans, and the good baking sheets are in the drawer under the oven with my pizza stones and paddle because he never goes in there. lol

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    ADHORTATOR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my wife is ruining my kitchen knives...I can feel your pain

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep a couple on the side, hidden. You can even put a piece of tape on the handle that says 'please don't use', in case they are found - or wrap them in something so they are inconspicuous.

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just use cast iron. Can't hurt 'em. Nothing sticks to them, not after years of use.

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it's easy to ruin the seasoning. Can be reseasoned, but it's a hassle.

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    Seedy Vine
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a rule in my household that whomever scratches a pan has to buy a new one the next day. Pans are immaculate.

    Danielle Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I approve of this deceit. My boyfriend cleaned my new teflon pancake pan with wire wool 10 years ago and is not forgiven.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spousal unit is not allowed to clean my cast iron pan because I caught him 1) using soap, 2) scrapping it with steel wool, and 3) leaving it to soak overnight.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this in my soul. I allow NO ONE to use my kitchen or the utensils therein.

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    patricia patricia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the father wanted to do something about his "lost" son, he should have done it himself while he was alive.

    Carole
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I get that. Personally I wouldn't want to reunite with any lost siblings, not even if they came looking for me.

    Pan dulce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had one get in touch when Dad died. Called me "Little Sister". It felt more demeaning than affectionate as we all knew about eachother but never spoke of or reached out while he was alive. She then proceeds to ask for money from the sale of dad's house. Even went so far as to call the listing realtor. I asked her, several times, if thats really the way she wanted to proceed. She said yes to which I replied by telling her that if she wanted to act like a creditor then I was going to treat her like creditor & proceeded to tell her to f**k off.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... is it bad? My mother didn't know her sister until she was in her 50s, and she's still finding relatives across the country that have spread out. She made the move to find all the children my grandfather had with different people, but it doesn't feel like any of them have done the same in return. If people only want to be in on the family because they know there's money to be had, then I don't really consider that family.

    Debbie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you found out that your partner is your sibling...

    Imanuella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story. Something like this happened in my town. At the wedding day nonetheless. The mother of the groom left his dad for another man and had the bride. Never saw her old family after she left them. Until the wedding day.

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    Carole G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs more baggage probably got enough of your own...just say'in.

    Enea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. My mother was contacted by a long-lost sibling when she was in her early 40s. Thing is, the person is a complete stranger with whom you don't share any memories. They don't really connect, and for years my mother felt guilty for not really liking her sister, and the sister felt the same, but felt obliged to keep contact since she was the one who had 'discovered' her sibling.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been subjected to more than my fair share of Father shenanigans I don't blame you.

    Jakub Luberda - pisze
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the lost sibling turning out to be an ahole, bent on screwing you over, because you are a stranger to him and there is all this money to gain.

    Matias Marczak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't say if that's a bad thing or just neutral

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    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time: put a child in "fake" command (steering wheel), and take a picture of the people faces

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skeleton. Put a skeleton behind the wheel.

    Sunny Day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that feature in my car and have never dared to try it.

    Joshua Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet: put both hands up to your temples and stare at the dashboard with an expression of furious intensity while the car parks. Psychokinetic parking.

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us old people know how to parallel park no problem. I used to have a big old boat car - a Chevy Caprice Classic - and I could get that thing in anywhere.

    Natalia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of magic is this? A self parking car?!

    Aqsa Azam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that must be convenient. Tight spaces while driving freak me out. And my only concern whenever going to a new place is where will I park.

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    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast your mum is living her life

    Danielle Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for mum! Thank goodness you spotted her from outside and not...... in more graphic circumstances.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, the spousal unit and I decided to be adventurous and add a third. The lady we went to meet looked like his mother's twin. We noped on outta their post haste.

    Sarah Moeding
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! My husband's mom is a hottie, but omg, that would be such a nope.

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    TomCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I call good timing! A late mother in law would be very very bad.

    Carole G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewww, all the way around...

    Linnoff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a reason to move to a new town when you leave home, doesn't have to be far, but just that little buffer can be nice

    Peter Ledoux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless her randy little heart.

    Stannous Flouride
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the woman's husband died after a long illness it had probably been a sadly long dry spell for her. If it was sudden, a quick non-romantic fling was a good panacea to reaffirm the gift of life.

    Andrea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She might have been swinging for years together with her partner and was looking for a little comfort in her community. Nothing to it

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    Electra Complex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a bag of poo looks like weed to you, you might need to find a better dealer

    patricia patricia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of my granny's had a very big dog. The dog died, and she intended to bury it in a friend's field. So, she got a TV box, back then when TV sets were huge, put the dead dog inside and got a taxi. When they arrived, she got off to ring the bell and get some help to move the box, but the taxi driver just disappeared, thinking he had got a big prize... I wish I could have seen his face when he opened the box.

    Alli VanHuysen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar: My neighbors put out baggies for Halloween. My brother and I were so excited about getting a goody bag. These a-holes put out dog poop.

    V Martinez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The leftover 12 year old in me would have lit it on fire & threw it at their door. Lol!

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    Balso Steele
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheech: Man, what is in this s**t, man? - Chong: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it. - Cheech: What's Labrador? - Chong: It's dog s**t. - Cheech: What? - Chong: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. - Cheech: Yeah? - Chong: I had it on the table and the little m**********r ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know? - Cheech: You mean we're smokin' dog s**t, man? - Chong: Gets ya high, don't it? - Chong: I think it's even better than before, you know? - Cheech: Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

    L Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How in the world did you not smell it beforehand

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me if was a big nose embedded deep inhale.

    Audrey Rasmussen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was that would be one of the most hilarious things to ever witness if you saw it

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    Xottel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was probably a chaotic neutral selling "s**t" to minors.

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one would certainly hope it's a dog's.

    LinkTheHylian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the "good s**t" you were after.

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peng = very attractive for those like me who didn’t know what that meant lol

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I never thought The Penguin was much of a looker. The term must have originated among those Danny de Vito groupies.

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    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the world did that woman want a photo with someone famous that she couldn't even recognize? 🤦‍♀️

    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in a world where people are famous for being famous

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody is famous in their own mind. ;-)

    Agent 8433599
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amongus: celebrity edition, who is not famous?

    Audrey Rasmussen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youre famous now, not really though... but if magically they saw it and realised they'd feel like a fool and probably would also treasure the picture because of that

    Marisol Foronda
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    3 years ago

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    Julie Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband (after a few drinks) did this once. A group of ladies held up a cellphone and asked for a picture. His response was, “Wow! I can’t believe you recognized me!”. And went and stood with the group of them for a selfie. He recanted, though, and then took a photo of their group. They thought it was funny, luckily.

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    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same when employer fake competitor for the job opportunity you apply for... "yes, three other people are in the pipe for the same job...", just to ensure you will not ask for too much money and/or advantage

    Mimi M
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell people not to fall for this. See my other comment. And btw if you have to put a desired salary number in a job application, always put a low number (and never name your prev salary, it's not legal to require you to do so). Then disregard it once you have an actual offer and are negotiating salary. And of course, never ever be tempted or pressured into giving a number in final negotiations before they give you an offer with a number attached to it.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boss, I need more money. I've got at least three companies who are after me." You don't have to add that they're the butcher, the utility company, and the mortgage bank. It's simply the truth that you need more money!

    RyanRyanRyan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel a business coming on. Apply, we'll give you an offer letter. No real jobs available.

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually applied for a job I had no intention of taking but that was enough... when I told them about my how I was looking for a new job and my intention to leave after 30 years when we have mostly new staff who count on me for my historical knowledge, I got $10,254 more a year to stay.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, your company would gladly $crew you over for less. Take it and be happy.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When do large companies NOT bend their employees over the proverbial table? Take the money and run! ;)

    Anikulapo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did not suddenly become worth an extra 10k. Management suddenly remembered they were underpaying their employee, that’s all.

    Vanessa Panerosa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER feel bad about negotiating your worth. Especially if you’re savvy enough to come up with something like this. Because guess what - Company loyalty is a myth. They do not care about you - just the $ you make for them.

    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the DOT.COM days, all I had to do was go to work with a tie. By week's end, I'd have a $10K raise.

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they got a friend to set up the Ltd company, it's look very weird if someone actually checked it out, as Companies House website lists all directors and date it started trading

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there might be something wrong with the connection between my eyes and my brain. I've been seeing things from the corner of my eyes that aren't there and reading words that don't exist. Three times I read "A child kept licking my seat...". I'm beginning to wonder if this isn't just a weird glitch that will straighten itself out.

    NetworkMan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone tried turning you off and on again?

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    Scott Andrews
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't believe this one. (A) The mother would realise that the child hadn't wet himself, as his clothes would not be wet. (B) Other people would see the person turning round and pouring the water.

    Scarlett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B still stands, but I’ve sat in water (and ketchup and myriad other unknown substances as a camp counselor) and it looked like I peed myself.

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    Debbie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old was the child? And was the seat still wet for the next passenger? How does this punish the mother?

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In reality, it doesn't. And it probably didn't actually happen either

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    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure a passive-aggressive attempt at getting a small child in trouble instead of simply addressing the parent, is such a great idea.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I politely asked the Mother of the child (about 5) kicking my seat to make him stop. She just rolled her eyes at me. I stood up, leaned over the seat and SCREAMED in his face "STOP KICKING MY F*CKING SEAT". Yeah, it made him cry. I told her to go f*ck herself and that I couldn't care less about her obnoxious little brat. Several people nearby grinned at me like they'd just won the lottery. No regrets whatsoever.

    Tammy Ashurst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this three times and it said licking. This is freaking weird man.

    Zanshin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thrown the water on the mother.

    Noho 2000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had something like this happen once. I lived on a ground floor dogs allowed apartment building. My upstairs neighbor walked his dog, let him s**t in front of my front door and didn't scoop it up. I got a paper plate, scooped it up, and did my best Kareem sky hook up onto his balcony, where he'd let his dog out. About 20 minutes later he goes on the balcony and starts screaming and hitting the dog because he thought the dog just took another s**t after being walked.

    Nino Gvarjaladze
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is terrible to punish a kid like this for just kicking a chair. For children and mostly for their parents it is the biggest challenge to manage through the flight in that minimal space. It is not easy to keep a kid quiet on a plane and kids often kick nervously just to be in some action and to calm themselves. It is so cruel to do such a thing

    Notme
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    3 years ago

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    That’s really mean.

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    Courtney Christelle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman, who he secretly loves, has a false leg and invites him to a group for people with missing limbs. Of course he goes, and what follows is a series of zany mishaps to the point he gets his leg amputated so she won't find out he lied. The twist? She doesn't have a false leg at all! She lied because she also loves him.

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    Fabian Bernard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had no dry underpants to go to work. I told myself no matter as I used to come back home for lunch and left with no undies under my jeans. Guess who broke his leg at 11 am and has to be taken to hospital and having to have the jeans cut down to look at that injuried leg? Conclusion kids, always wear undies to go to work !

    Laura Mende (Human)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to leave the house at 5:30. One time, around December, I woke up thinking I overslept. Dressed me in a rush and when I looked at the clock, it was 00:40! I hate Winter, it's always dark!

    D00FINSHMERTZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like George Costanza from Sienfeld.

    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t have been easier to confess he got dressed in the dark?

    Russell Rieckenberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why both shoes need to look alike.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son walked the whole way to school with one black leather school shoe and one brown suede boot and didn't even notice. Fortunately his form teacher was laughing so hard he got away without any punishment at all.

    steven mayes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a colleague (Gary) who was wearing 2 right foot shoes (yes even on his left foot). He had packed 2 black right shoes of similar design and warn trainers on his way to work. The next day I wore a welly on one foot and a sandal on the other. Another colleague (Sean) did similar. Oh how we laughed.

    William Henley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten dressed many times in the dark and put on mismatched shoes before. What did I do? Took a photo and posted it to Facebook!

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    Faern Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if his phone rang while he was on this fake call lmfao

    C Lawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pervy neighbor that always tries to talk to me when I get home from work so I pretend I'm on the phone with my husband when I'm getting out of the car until I get inside. I always make sure to mute the ringer and notifications first because I was afraid it would ring lol

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    Dianellian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I didn’t realise my iPad was signed in to my 10 year olds school account. He was out so we thought, mmm, porn. Wondered why there was not 1 porn site available! We tried many combinations but still Nup. His lovely Catholic school was very understanding when I contacted them to explain it wasn’t our sons doing.

    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost did this. Fortunately I was able to pause before anyone saw anything. My parents and grandparents were all in front of the tv watching something and if something happened that would have been the end of me

    Lip Gloss Bitch
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    3 years ago

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    Maybe dont watch disgusting films like that anymore, and you wont have a problem.

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    Olivia Dean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Massive points for committing to the lie. I can imagine the eye rolls, tsk tsk-ing, checking the watch.. brilliant.

    Doug Fuidge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legend! Shows commitment to the lie!

    Alyssa Huerta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always turn the Bluetooth off when you're watching porn.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I actually asked my mother what happened to the coins people threw into the fountain at the mall, and she said "the people who clean the fountain get to have it". An answer which I still quite like to this day.

    Lady of the Mountains
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it goes toward the maintenance if the fountain

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    Jerry T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high school I had a friend that would offer to take me to the movies every Saturday night. He would always pay. He didn't have alot of money, or a job, so I always thought it was a little weird but I didn't think much of it. The movie theatre was in a mall so all the stores were closed when the late shows were playing and it was always eerily quiet. One Saturday night I had arrived a little early and as I was making my way to the theatre I heard a splashing sound. I made my way around the food court to where the fountain was located. Looking down from the floor above I could see my friend with his sleeves rolled up picking quarters out of the fountain. I didn't say anything, only watched. When he had collected enough he wiped his hands on his pants and ran to the theatre to purchase our tickets. I never mentioned what I saw, but I always paid for our popcorn and drinks after that.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As scuzzy and gross as some fountains can get, they damn well deserve to keep the money for cleaning them!

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom once told me those coins went to charity, but I always kinda knew better.

    Olivia Dean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. I always thought these coins went to conservation efforts...

    ViFi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see, when i was younger and my mom told me that you guys got to keep it, I started throwing in quarters instead of pennies :)

    Donna Cheung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I guess wishes do come true!

    Kathleen Pearlman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places have a sign up that says the coins are donated to a certain charity. Now I'll wonder...

    Calyx Teren
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    3 years ago

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    Debs Bee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of donating it to charity like people intend?

    Pandalea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want money to go to a charity, put it in a charity collection box, not in a fountain.

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    LuckyL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am, just scrolling bored panda

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but to be fair it is a little more than an hour before leaving for the Thanksgiving holiday weekend... nobody is working!

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    LeeAnne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 months?? That's spectacular.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 months of sitting around not knowing what you're doing. Son, you show management potential!

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your company hiring? I can make excellent fake Excel spreadsheets (first program I ever learned on a Mac Plus in 1989)

    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the spreadsheet part of the Penske File?

    Andreas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George got a job without knowing what he was supposed to do.

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ll that’s just bad management.

    Kathryn Finlay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's going to suck when they do find out.

    TooTall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't do that. I couldn't be proud of myself anymore.

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    Samantha Mannion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been the best thing ever....lol I would have laughed so damn hard 🤣

    Snorma Ray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had a guy say DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE so yeah I can relate lmao

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, sorry about that. I've since cut it from my repertoire.

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would seriously turn me on, can I have his number?

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decepticons, transform, and rise up!

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have made the transform noise. Why not at that point?

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd yelled back...autobooty already in fightposition 😁😂😁

    Elita One
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd marry him then and there! 😆

    Ricardo Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was just thinking silly things to hold himself, but ended thinking too loud

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    The Starsong Princess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you be so petty to steal points from someone already having a bad day? That’s really bad for your karma, it’s not like they did anything to you.

    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing that's where the "confession" part of the thread comes in.

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    Hecate DeMort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesco used (they may still) to return keys to the address listed on the clubcard though

    Jack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be hilarious! I wonder if the OP would fix the club card issue and turn them in a second time?

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    JE Cummings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing smart is still stealing.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatively harmless. And they got their keys back. Seems fair enough.

    Alyssa Huerta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, man. That's s****y. Me and my husband used to live off of Speedy Rewards when we couldn't afford food. You never know what's going on with people, don't mess with their stuff.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After breaking up, I started getting tons of telemarketing calls and texts asking for my ex. He admitted giving out my number to sales people. So, all of those places that give you points based on your phone number, which you can then apply as discounts (10% off a purchase when you earn $100 in points… or 3¢ off per gallon of gas… etc.)… I make sure to use his # and redeem his rewards. At least now I get paid to deal with his telemarketers! ;)

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too easy to get caught, think about it.

    Marilyn Russell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they probably will never know…

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you traded your own coins...

    Madster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you traded them for normal 50p coins, then hats off to you.

    Linnoff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people commenting about stealing, they must have replaced the value of the coins. If they didn't, the till wouldn't balance and there would be problems.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't justice, it's just stealing, unless they were replaced with regular 50p coins, which would be okay. It wasn't clear from the original tweet.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a small jar of silver coins that I bought out of the register when I was a cashier. Worth more as silver than their specie value.

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I collect euros and pounds that my boss sets aside in the cash register. (USA). Finally used them to buy lunch at the airports of Gatwick and Frankfurt. Saved up for an even bigger lunch when I visit Canada someday.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justice? Yeah, you're so cool bragging about how you stole from your employer.

    Zanshin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a co-op? A store?

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. A co-operative. They mostly sell farm related stuff, but you can get all kinds of stuff there. Chicks even.

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    JE Cummings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you call justice I call stealing.

    AndyR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tricky. If they replaced them, then there was no financial loss to the business so they didn't steal money from the business. Arguably the physical coins were the business' property so they gained a financial advantage by switching them for standard 50p coins, but I can't see the police being remotely interested. It's all hypothetical as they clearly weren't caught in the act and the tills must have balanced.

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    Susan Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to even question this but unless you had explosive diarrhea, it's doubtful it would make a sound when the coined up poo hit the water.

    Cathelijne Van
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same... Still chiming even though covered in poo?! 💩 🤔

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    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m both horrified and amazed.

    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But nothing is more surprising than changing your one year old's diaper to find a really dark quarter in it...... WTF?

    SheilaWeila
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a bright shiny penny in my son's diaper when he was maybe 9 months old. He just smiled!

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    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to assume this is one of the modern smaller 5p coins, the older ones would probably have blocked your sphincter.

    Diphylleia Grayi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He or she was very lucky. My last visit in a hospital I heart and see parents crying because their daughter eat a coin. Thanks God, a responsible doctor decided to try with the endoscope, he succeeded after several hours of uncertainty.

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" "Well, not much, but tell you what. For 5p I'll sift through my poop for a few days."

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, what kid didn't do this?

    Cat Chat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the funniest episodes from the TV show Raising Hope is when they contemplate retrieving MawMaw's swallowed gold crown. Over and over it's "We are not THOSE kind of people! We are NOT poo going through people!" It just keeps getting funnier as the episode progresses.

    David Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The son of a person I know pretended to swallow a coin. He only confessed when his parents took him to the hospital a week later.

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    Adrian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a mountain range in Wyoming actually called Grand Tetons.

    Frank Hassler
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but have you ever seen them? Those French fur trappers must have been really lonely.

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    Anon822209
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we'd found this in my dad's belongings, my siblings and I would have laughed our asses off and promptly scheduled the first hike

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, mah dude, publish that. I genuinely think that sounds hilarious. If you're doing the work, reap the rewards!

    Mila Preradović
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do funny names count? We have Grandma's Butt, Big Whore, Little Whore, Lower D***s and many more 😁

    Conor Lynch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out the Paps of Anu in Ireland. People even built rock mounds on top for nipples

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up overlooking Titty Butte when I was a kid. And yes, it was apt.

    Ruth Kilpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a town in South Carolina named Sugar Tit.

    Denise B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure you meant those key nouns in reverse position. 😉

    Laurie Livingston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A golf hole at Starke Country Club in Starke, Fl tees off into what I call "the booby hole"-- looks like you're aiming right between boobs-- 3rd or 4th😂

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    Andrew Vince
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd divorce him for following Tottenham.....

    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of personal hygiene totally kills intimacy and causes resentment to build up. And you can’t go out in public with your partner who smells like bad body odor. That would embarrassing. I can that after years OP had reached her breaking point.

    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worth a divorce? Just buy him some washcloths, and he can do his pits and privates on the other days.

    Awkward Lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's rather a case of his attitude towards personal hygiene. That would be a dealbreaker for me!

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    Jossh Nine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He spends the money he earns on something he enjoys, so divorce him? Brutal.

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it's more about his hypocrisy ("saving money" by not showering, but spending thousands, more than he saves by not showering, on soccer games) and about his lack of personal hygiene.

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    Mary Jeffries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough people do trade jobs so they don’t understand how stable and lucrative they can be.

    Nirdavo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, some of the snarky jibes of you mates could have turned into a business opportunity - if, for example, there -really- was a blockage in the ladies, you could have done an "on the spot emergency job" with double pay. This would shut up your mates really fast.

    Lee Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be the maintenance super for a motel that hosted the hottest bar in Fredericksburg (Hearts Lounge). The women, on the weekends, would destroy that bathroom. Not just "hovering" but broken mixed drink glasses ane God knows what clogging the toilets.

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    Chris B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landlords pass all these costs on to their tenants

    Ristina Nielsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. But also, the landlord will be able to use the tool far more times, and possibly with better results, so over time this will be cheaper to the tenants.

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    Arwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m tired of all landlords being bashed as if we’re rich. I rent out a small property. It allows me to work fewer hours because I have chronic health problems and struggle to work full time. I need that money to live in. I have to pay for all repairs myself and in months when a repair is needed, I can barely pay my bills.

    Cavern Gill-Vernon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who then makes at least double when they do the repairs

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody wins.

    Mary Jeffries
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women’s haircuts are almost always more expensive than men’s. It’s also often a lot more hair.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The salon fleeces all women. It's called the "pink tax."

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in Ireland I believe this would be a true story.

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just brought back a memory of me thinking it was hot that dude wasn't wearing underwear after we left the bar... (Not in dublin)

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard I physically hurt.

    $enna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one needs to be higher 🤣😂😂

    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we've al been there - not necessarily in Dublin though ...

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    Myriad Dunes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eerily similar to what I’d do too

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Son wants to change grocery stores as the cashier recognized him. 100% introvert

    JL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he doesn't want to go where everybody knows his name...

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    RyanRyanRyan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a normal part of the job??

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's not but since the OP's job is to read all the social media posts related to their job it gets frustrating and this is their relief.

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    Boris Long-Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that basically what customerssuck was for?

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved UK supermarkets, spent a majority of my holiday at Morrisons lol

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the cast was the kink?

    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assumed she got off on sexual partners having awkward encounters with coworkers. 🙂

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called “casting.” I had to look it up on Urban Dic to be sure. Every time I hear of or read about a new (safe/sane) kink it puts a smile on my face and reminds me how wonderfully funny, fun, creative & sometimes silly we humans can be.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell you colleagues about the amazing faith healer you ran into.

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still enjoy domestic holiday. I don't really see the point of going nearly broke for a week of vacation. Mind you, even domestic holiday could be expensive, bit you can break it down to 2-3, maybe 4 days instead for whole week or even longer.

    CaptainDinosaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I myself am a master of the 'stay-cation'. Grab a midday drink and hit up the library for a few hours, beats Ibiza everytime.

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch train trips on YT to see different views without going anywhere.

    Poeha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to the Chinese wall. We sat in a carriage bike and then the guy biking just left. Costed 3 euro I think or 5. 3D movie.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that - they're just preserving their mental health.

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't forget to unmute anyone important , so they probably didn't matter too much.

    Sarah Moeding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gone on so many trips for between $250 and $500, all in. My most expensive trip cost me less than $1k. Now, it is possible that even that is way too much for someone to afford, but travel can be so cheap and most of the things I do are free. I go to lakes, museums that are free, long walks. It's absolutely perfect. I don't even know what people do that they spend so much!

    Mrs S
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never let my sick pto accumulate to more than 40 hours, and then take two days off. Did this monthly for 10+ years. Saved my sanity.

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go on a cheap cruise. It's cheaper than a hotel room and food is included. Don't do any add-ons, just the basic cruise. The cruise companies will give you 9 months to pay it off with no interest. My wife and I went on a 5-day recently for $600 usd.

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a flaghole (the racist neighbor, not the master of chaos messing with his nuts).

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the pole falls on someone? This is a very bad thing to be doing.

    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with you folks? I can't imagine being so petty and horrible.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really horrible when you're messing with a loud and proud racist? No, I think not. All is fair.

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    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if his kid was in the greenhouse and got hit? Would you still be having fun? Or when he puts up cameras and you get charged? That will be fun, I bet.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really a crime if no one ever finds out who did it?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack the Ripper's victims want a word with you.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not vandalism - direct action. When it comes to racists, anything is a fair game.

    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are wrong. They happen to be people who can, if need be call the cops and get you arrested. You have no right to his property, in any way shape or form. You may think you are doing a service but the law is there for everyone.

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    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good man (or woman), keep on doing what you are doing, chipping away at the a******s one nut at a time. Well done.

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    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece is obsessed with the kid's YouTube channel called "A for Adley". I admit it's a pretty wholesome family channel, but it doesn't change the fact that it gets pretty annoying very quickly. My SIL told me, whenever I'm babysitting her and she starts binging that channel, I can just go into her bedroom and read. It's much more peaceful than hearing "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!" every 5 GD minutes. Don't worry, guys, I put a stop to the screen time after a while and we do something more interactive. But when it's on, the goddamn floor is goddamn lava again.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person's good one is another person's meh. This is not as bad as you think it is

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's the thought that counts than this could qualify as bad...

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually read a newspaper article about a study on this. Turned that Bounty's are always the last to be taken, least favourite. I don't mind. More for me.

    K Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I like Bounty bars lol

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't yuck anyone's yum. My fav candy is Zagnut, and I don't know another soul who knows what that candy is.

    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what there are thanks to the movie Beetlejuice!

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    Bob La Capra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all my American brethren who like me are unfamiliar, Bounty is a Mounds bar in Canada and the UK

    Cavern Gill-Vernon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a HUGE bucket of sweets for Trick or Treat night and waited patiently at my door. First kiss were great then some American woman came with her son and demanded vegan sweets. What?

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's batshit insanity. If they are going to torture their kids they can buy their own seaweed candy

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    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milky way are my favorite!! Are they different in other countries?!

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he didn't particularly grow up then?

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they just c**p on the general public from their position

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the sh1t comes out the other end then.

    USMCFelicia
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MP as in master pooper? Lol

    Sarah Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that long ago we had a prime minister who had 'relations' with a dead pig's head in college. Deficating into the sea is mild in comparison to the current sh×÷ show of politicians and their antics!

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So still spouting c**p in public then.

    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *shakes solidly with laughter*

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    Philler Space
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, I'd dangle her modifier.

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WILL NOT BOW TO THE TYRANNY OF THE OXFORD COMMA!

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an a$$hat. There's no good reason to have an affair. And, um, I'm pretty sure most email programs have spelling and grammar check so he's doing a horrible thing based on a reason that is probably a program and not the woman. I hope his wife divorces him and takes him for everything he has and I hope the spelling in the divorce papers is impeccable.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she dumps him for the lack of a comma after punctuation.

    Dumpsterbaby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is sexier than organization. Omg!

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    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use my middle finger to push my glasses up when the occasion calls for it.

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that gripping the steering wheel in the car when someone behind me ticks me off and are about to pass me. I didn't give them the finger, they just happen to drive past it. 99.9% probably don't see it but it makes me feel better.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, I’d do this too.

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canes are for old people... this is a stick!

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will get a $50 camera soon and people will lose jobs. Hm. Not that likely story TBF; once or twice I can believe more nope.

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    Cindy M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can fix the problems you create.

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    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure there's the perfect Santa out there for her.

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and his name is Billy Bob Thornton (just referring to his movie, not him personally)

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fat, bearded guy... what's her number?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations to all of us for not posting a single "Going up her chimney" joke - so far.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did Santa even do to her for the fetish to develop?

    Sarah Moeding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person's sex life must be extra vanilla for this, the tamest fetish I've ever heard of, to be cause for "having" to break up with this woman.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same and I don't even have kids!

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto. My partner and I both do it, usually together; we are 50 and 61. No kids, sadly, but we have each other <3

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    Justin Trouble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 40s and still play with toys, yesterday He-man took out a squad of stormtroopers. I even have a stash of Legos in my office at work.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course he's looking for his kids. Every try to keep tabs on a teenager?

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered a Transformer ice cream cake for my partner's birthday. When they asked how old is the birthday kid, I said 'Umm.... Seven.' And then I had to backpedal really fast when they tried to write that on the cale.

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've no qualms about toys or plushies. I pay my taxes. I go to work. I can buy whatever makes me happy.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do they same with Matchbox and Hotwheel cars at thrift stores.

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I justify it by saying I’d buy the games for myself if I had time and money, i.e no kids

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you don't know. Your kids might be in there.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone grows out of everything.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have taken to running away from any older person, even those younger than me, who has

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    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably wouldn’t shock them if you told the truth.

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    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same thing... Although my bad experiences are in the double digits (dentist did not ever give me Novocain when I was a kid... and hit a nerve everytime ( and laughed about it). Was told i had 5 cavities... waited 10 yrs was talked into going to a dentist... and it was a miracle... I was healed NO cavities! Now I physically get sick when I HAVE to go because of pain. ( just lost a cap and will wait for pain to go... fck I HATE dentists.)

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are really good dentists out there. I love mine, even with ****ed up teeth. Look for reviews of dentists that specifically mention that they’re kind or gentle.

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hasn't been too long. Make the decision to go and do it! Your teeth are irreplaceable. If you have fear of dentists, find one who does sedation dentistry - nitrous or sedative, etc.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only go when there is an issue I can't fix myself or am in to much pain.

    Cinnamon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not too long: please go. We are here to help. I’m in dental and love to create a positive experience for those who return.

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't gone in YEARS, tired of them trying to pull my wisdom teeth and having to pay them both my arms and legs plus my ball sack. "They're coming in, you'll be in pain soon!" 12 years later still no pain..

    SheilaWeila
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you eat a 100% natural diet, you won't need a dentist. Whole cultures have lived and died without ever needing the services of a dentist, because they ate off of the land, no processed foods. And they didn't even need wisdom teeth removed or teeth straightened.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't to dentist for more than 15 years. I brushed my teeth twice a day, used mouthwash. In this time I developed 3 cavities, but they gave me no pain or problems. Got them fixed anyways. Only after that I admitted to dentist how long it was. He wasn't that surprised, said my teeth were in good condition.

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it isn't. If you feel you can't go back, try to find another dentist. Just tell them you haven't been for years, and ask them to do the check-up. I had a very bad experience once which kept me away from 5 years. I plucked up the courage to go back, asked the receptionist to ask the dentist not to talk about it, so he just did a check-up as if I'd been there 6 months ago. Had three cavities to be filled, and was so glad I'd taken the step. I'm very punctual about it now.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One important tip is that you should not rinse your flouride toothpaste out with water when you're done brushing. Instead, just spit out the extra foam and let the rest stay. This way your teeth get to have a 5-10 minute flouride treatment every day. It's much better for them.

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Messing with sick people? Not cool. Also, early birds and night owls exist on either side, so this might not have the desired effect, you are hoping for...

    Sonja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also that poor guy will now most likely miss their shift. It's not cool

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    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. Maybe those affluent one's worked really hard to get where they are and one a*****e messes with them without knowing their life story. Plus alot of those people are elderly. Assuming is not a good thing.

    Foxinamug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this has the opposite effect than intended. The 'affluent' patients are more likely to have flexible working arrangements or not work, while the 'working classes' are more likely to have controlled hours or unpredictable schedules (and be working to a later age potentially), so the working classes now have to take more time out of their work day or book at least a half day off as the time is right in the middle of when they work. I'm in a country where we get good protection for hospital appointments so it wouldn't affect my pay, but I still prefer appointments before and after the work day so I don't have to rearrange my work routine.

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah health care workers messing with sick people. wonderful. 😠

    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means the working class have to miss a whole days work and use as whole sick day that they may need for something else. The more affluent usually have more flexibility. You aren’t doing anyone a favour.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if the working class people want an early appointment because they have a job they can't afford to get time off for or get paid time off? This is not funny or nice. I'm in an upper middle class area but very disabled so if an appointment is before 10am I phone and change it anyway to bring later, I hope most of the people you mess around with change theirs too!

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer early hospital appointments as its much easier to park, anything after 11am is a pain.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope you at least make later appointments for the over-65s so they can use free transport. My parents live in an affluent area but in their 80s and with health issues, battling the rush hour crowd to take two buses to the hospital exhausts them.

    Arwen
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So working class people potentially have to miss work and lose money? Great…

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in a relatively nice area with a house that's fully paid off from my father. I struggle to make $25k in a year and rely on medicaid for my cancer screenings and endometriosis appts. But I guess I would be in an affluent area just by proxy.

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    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    proper question, did anyone who he was presenting it to realize that it was such?

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have told him to use something like google reverse image search and see if anything similar popped up to avoid legal issues. They could have found out on their own, probably, and if not, oh well.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know there was such a thing. Had to google "Prostate Massager" to make sure he wasn't pulling my leg.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what didn't you want anyone to know - that the logo was the same or that you were that familiar with brands of prostate massagers?

    Kise Miarse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds as though they were embarrassed to admit their familiarity with prostate massagers

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    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, you must've had a rough upbringing 😞

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to talk with someone. This is dangerous behaviour.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needed more love as a kid

    Ranger Kanootsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheating is the art of the game. Well done, buddy.

    SheilaWeila
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that like being proud of yourself for winning at a game when you cheated?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised they didn't move you into management. No, wait a minute. That's where they put people who cause problems that no one knows how to fix.

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    JL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you don't have it in FTX right now.

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    Mark Stewart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way I do it too, saw someone doing it that way when I was a kid and copied them.

    Ristina Nielsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I've never managed to get that version to work well... (i'm 45) so I'm stuck with oldschool tying.

    Arieke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that, my ten-year old does that. No need to make it more difficult.

    Arwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, so does my BF. I was a very uncoordinated child… It’s easy and it works, so why change?

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tie my shoes weird, I taught myself when I was about four (now 51) and have just always done it that way (and it works)

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom taught me how to tie my shoes while my older brother watched. I was having trouble getting the hang of it much to his undisguised disgust. 60 years later, that's what I think of when I tie my shoes.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it really matter which way you tie them if they work properly?

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue Peter for any none Brits is a very long running children show where you can get a Blue Peter badge for certain things and they are very highly sort after. I wanted one so badly as a child!

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I child, I achieved the Holy Grail of getting a Blue Peter badge as well as having a picture featured in Tony Hart’s “The Gallery”. It’s all been downhill since.

    SheilaWeila
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please start playing a music instrument. You can join a community band before long, and you'll have a bright spot in every week.

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    Nat of Clan P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this person has a conscience - there's a lot of shocking stuff on this thread!

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the "old chap" may have known all along & was just being a nice guy to a kid.

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    Will Cable
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    3 years ago

    Member of Parliament (UK)

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    PandaGoPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I need to do this! So fed up with people complaining about 'lazy' civil servants - I do around 20 hours of unpaid overtime per week, mostly out of a sense of responsibility and service. I hate it when anyone, especially MPs who ought to actually know what they're talking about, spout unjustified criticism.

    Peryton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the point of that

    Cindy M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reciprocal complaint about lack of productivity, I believe.

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    F. Jeske
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for using letters instead of words. For me as english is not my first language. I just don't get the point.

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    Jessica N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is courteous, not sure why confession

    SheilaWeila
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    3 years ago

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    Can't you avoid foods that make you gassy before you are going to be in public?

    DragonflyGreen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think everyone can just control their farts?!? Some of us have IBS and other things that make them absolutely rogue.

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    Kaijin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m doing the same kind of thing at an amusement park. If yours kids asks for a drink/tap water, and you’ve been nice, no problems; otherwise, enjoy paying for the cup+water 😈

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see, you're Scottish so on the parsimonious side (blame stereotypes, not me:), I hope you break even. But maybe not.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago

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    So, they still haven't learned to bring their own? Charge everyone double please.

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    Will Cable
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, sealed envelopes with a note inside reading "you owe us"

    toast1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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    Arwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had someone leave then come back within a month because she hated the new job. We bought her a ton of cool stuff when she left and I think we all felt cheated!

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You give money to the person quitting? Why I the world would you do that? Is this a British thing?

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of getting money but i quit my job at Burger King last month to work intake at a homeless shelter (was a manager for only 1.5 years there) and they bought me a unicorn and a monster winter hat (i collect and wear weird hats) and they all brought food and cards. I'm not sure if it's a new thing as I've only left jobs when the business closed down or for maternity leave? But it was very sweet and showed that they care. Straight up money for leaving a job seems wrong.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask yourself, who trained her to do this?

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You collect money to give to someone when they leave a job? Or is it for a going away gift?

    Elizabeth Molloy
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    3 years ago

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    WomAn is singular; womEn is plural

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're correcting the grammar in an anonymous tweet that BP has skimmed off to make a low-effort list article. I really hate to break it to you, as you seem very invested in correcting every incorrect bit of grammar you come across, but whomever sent this anonymous tweet very likely will never see your helpful and useful policing of their mistake.

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    Alexandra Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was a mutual friend and saw you had liked them, even if I thought the art was awful, I would just see a good friend supporting their friends hobby! I wouldn't judge

    Lady Cadaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Art is personal and it might not be your idea of what beautiful at is, but it an honest expression by the person creating it and that makes it beautiful all on its own. Someone else might think it is fantastic. I have seen some of the stuff that sells for millions and in my opinion it is c**p, but people pay millions for it. Support your mate. Why do you care what other people think? You cant pay your rent with someone else's opinion...

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    Chris B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, there's tons of them and we all do it. Here in the US we have American Excess (Amex), Needless Markup (Niemann Marcus, clothing store), the list goes on...

    Bex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex and I did this w fast food places... Taco Hell, Pizza S**t, Booger King...

    Myriad Dunes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel her irritation and disgust radiating through the screen.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah she will, cra/ like that is only funny for so long. Just annoying...

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things are only named so that those names can be joyfully mangled. Backyard Bird Shop? It’s the Birdyard Back Store. Game of Thrones? It’s King of Games. My wife and I often can’t even recall what the actual names of places and things are.

    seriouslykarma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this to me. I simultaneously hate him for it, yet love his evil genius.

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    royal_antelope
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this person should really talk about it with his partner.

    Cindy M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, this is a totally normal part of life. I'd want my husband to let me know, and his doctor, just to ensure it's normal aging and not a sign of something else. Everyone is entitled to their privacy, but intimacy is an US issue.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthy conversation with your partner is key. I don't know why you would hide something like this, even if it is embarrassing.

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk, talk, talk - even if you get embarrassed about it. Sort it out, you'll both feel better for it. I lost my libido a few years ago, sat my Wife down and explained that it was pretty much just me getting older and she got it (btw, she's 5 years older than me). Nowadays it's more a question of respecting each other and snuggling up when it's cold. Sex is not the be all and end all in a relationship regardless of your age ; if it is, there's a problem.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be low testosterone, get it checked

    Peryton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe talk to your spouse. Geez

    Elin Calliel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could make for an interesting episode on The Good Doctor.

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    YourSecretSanta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but that was NOT a proposal. Make it obvious, don't assume the other person would automatically know what you mean

    Roxie Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really! She probably didn't want to get too excited for fear of being laughed at.

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course she didn't take it seriously! It came from her kid, not you. And never again? Never again what? Propose because she didn't get the dumb candy proposal?

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably thought that you'd asked your son to give her A love heart, and that was next in the pack.

    Furious George
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, if you want to get married just propose. I don't want to make a blanket statement that every woman dreams about how it's going to go down, but for those that did, I can promise you that none of them involved a candy heart followed by nothing.

    Peryton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP doesn't actually want to marry her

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so she didn't say no, she just didn't understand it?

    F. Jeske
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting married is a big risc and need to be well thought. I found out the hard way.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read up on Miles Standish to learn the usefulness of romantic intermediaries.

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    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is someone who is very comfortable in their own sexuality, and is honoured that the gays fancy him. Well done sir!

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The exact same reason I’m on HUD (basically a hook up app)

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    Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admire that. Being able to sell something you don't believe in.

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as you can sell life insurance without actually dying.

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    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do exactly the same, it works a treat. Quite happy to put £1 in the donation tin, however those days are gone, every single charity wants a monthly direct debit. They can just get lost with that madness. Also works with any other subscription based nuisance like breakdown cover or a TV service.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Known as chuggers (CHarity mUGGERS)

    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame you, too many crooked ones out there now where very little of the money goes to what it is supposed to.

    actaeon cross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to regularly donate platelets. If you tell blood donation vans you're a platelet donor they lose any and all interest in having you donate. I miss donating so much...

    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretend I don't speak English.

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA if you own a house you get 50 letters a month asking for donations from various groups. Makes me feel like Scrooge tossing them in the trash but I can’t keep up with it.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any incentive is a good incentive.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whilst I'd agree about any incentive etc, I'd worry that a significant other couldn't care diddly squat about drunk behaviours as well.

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    Niki A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like everyone won tho....

    Helena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you manipulated her instead of talking to her. Like she was a child.

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    Sue User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I forget a word, I worry about dementia. Is this how it starts ?

    Jessica N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think that my mind is so busy with solving the mysteries of the universe that it occasionally loses a word or forgets a task ;)

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    Penina Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Sherlock said scuffs on the phone from not being able to put your charger in where signs of Watsons sibling's alcoholism..but in fairness I do this and I am just a tired parent and occasionally am drunk...mostly just tiredness. If you're worried about alcoholism maybe that's a sign that you do drink too much, you wouldn't worry about this if you didn't drink at all or maybe it's a random something that comes in your head when you drunk on occasion. Only you know.

    GFSTaylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the first written story, where Sherlock and Watson meet, it's scuff marks around a keyhole that Sherlock makes the deduction from. So keyhole is correct as far as the original stories go. I don't know if it was updated to phones for the TV series.

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    Elladine DesIsles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front door is covered in scratches because of my neighbour's inability to aim his key when he's drunk. Some of them are more than a foot from the lock. I used to let him in, but at this point it's safer to let him pass out on the porch than having him try to climb the steep stairs inside (he fell and got a concussion putting his head through the door once; the new door is much stronger and would go through his head). Plus that way I don't have to listen to him crashing into furniture above my head for half the night and wonder, when it suddenly goes quiet after a big fall, if that was his last fall. Delightful. But yeah, Holmes was right about the key thing (barring a medical condition like Parkinson's, of course).

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once shared a very thin apartment wall with a couple who had no music player of any kind. The deal was that I could be as loud as I wanted as long as I took requests.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some decades ago I had a party wall neighbor I had never met playing loud music at times. Once in middle of night. Cue my Marantz Quadradial Four playing my Barry Manilow records. Never a peep again.

    SheilaWeila
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have bad rhythm, he'll turn his music down faster. If you have good rhythm, he may enjoy your participation.

    Andrew Vince
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maxwell's Silver Hammer, If I had a Hammer, & Hammer to Fall should be on your playlist

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not mention everything written by Rogers and Hammerstein. "Can't Touch This" will work too.

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably likes it. Adds an extra beat bom bom bom bom *fist bumps air*

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In your defense you had no way of knowing. Depending on how old the kid was, he should have known not to eat them.

    BenMaharaj
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could’ve been a kid too young to know they shouldn’t.

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    Bob La Capra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No good deed goes unpunished. You'd think the lad would know he can't eat biscuits though....

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the hopping over the fence and ghosting for me. LOL

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have helped the kid's situation if you'd stuck around to explain the cause.

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As of yesterday, my mother has lived longer than Queen Elizabeth II. GO MOM! 🎉

    Electra Complex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to make it past 33 so I can say I beat out Jesus

    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that way about Jesus, John Belushi, Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, etc, basically anyone else famous who died before the age of 40, I'm 44. Yeah, they may be more famous than me, but I get to continue to live and suffer through another day of this life. 😂😢🤷

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they will live on through fame. Will you?

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without looking it up, name five famous people from 1135CE. Everybody fades from memory eventually.

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    Carole G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddie will have never died...just say'in....

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    Sarah Moeding
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But so much better for her, not having to deal with someone who makes her feel small for loving her furbaby and giving it a rich life.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no, she likes bringing her cat on walks so it can engage and be stimulated. Heaven forbid. My corgi is an old girl and has creaky joints. You better believe I have a red canvas wagon for her, and I wheel Casey around. People enjoy seeing her and her wagon.

    Sarah Moeding
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men who think being a doting pet parent is a problem are such enormous red flags.

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dum bass

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking your cat out in a pram really isn't a walk, is it?

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    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it made of raw pigskin or something? Even sweaty leather ones don't reek that much. I thinks there is something fishy here.

    Mo Blanchard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my fifth grade teacher told the ENTIRE class, "when you all get home today, tell your parents to buy some deodorant for for you".

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s probably a good way of dealing with it, I would think sex ed would have happened by that point but maybe not and obviously kids don’t always notice their own stench.

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    Snacking on cats
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you contacted those poor parents

    Faern Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that strap made of?! Old leather doesn't stink, especially not bad enough to stink up a room.

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is hip-hop not based on stealing music from everybody else?

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    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm - similar T shirt - once stayed an extra year in a bad relationship because he was so good at housework.

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    Saico Hipe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaand that's enough internet for today.

    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I have no other words

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason you had a lot of worms was precisely because you picked them out of your poo... re-transferring more eggs each time.

    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why...why did you get worms ALOT!

    SheilaWeila
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If worms aren't treated, they don't go away.

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    Anne Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure I believe this. The worms in the jar would have starved to death.

    Amity Blight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a rollercoaster ride with every dāmn word

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... Uh... Uh... Not often I'm completely lost for words. Actually did the face from The Scream and made a weird noise when I read this

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so much to unpack here!

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    The Starsong Princess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy a teabag holder dish for less than $10 and put it next to the sink. Cheaper than a divorce.

    GFSTaylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's not using a bin, she may not use a dish either.

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    Sandeep Patel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont throw them away, open them and put them on your garden plants or vegetable patch. Works wonders for plant growth

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they okay to use even if you've added honey and/or sugar into your tea? I'd love to start doing this, but admittedly I rarely drink tea without at least a bit of sugar or honey XD

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    Llama_flower93
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...um, I'm gonna go clean something up next to the sink real quick.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can join my husband then. I can't get him to understand it's be much easier to put the teabag straight in the bin than clean the stains afterwards.

    Kanashimi Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the OP is considering divorce just for that, you can bet it isn't the real problem.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So long as they aren't reinforced with plastic, save them and plant your peas/beans/any seed into them next spring. If you just leave them, I'm sure she'll notice in a few weeks.

    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're squeemish, don't read the next one

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    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay....let's not make the wife look like the bad guy here. Her husband is cheating on her and he's getting annoyed at her for being paranoid. Screw that guy. His wife deserves better.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is he cheating on her, but he's also gaslighting her. She knows something's going on.

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    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people have to cheat? Just get a fecking divorce.

    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subconsciously, she knows you are cheating on her and gaslighting her. I hope she keeps trying and catches you cheating so she doesn’t have to live with this feeling all her life.

    royal_antelope
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yta. i know no one asked but i felt a need to say it.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please get a divorce. This is infuriating

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, he's still cheating. It doesn't make it alright because he's doing it with a male coworker. Either cut off the marriage, or knock it off. You're cheating scum either way.

    BisexualSquirrel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is likely picking up on something. Meanwhile, you are probably emotionally manipulating her (gaslighting?) making her think she is crazy. What you are doing is highly immoral, and I’m referring to the cheating in general aspect.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... she knows you're cheating and her instincts are correct.

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Brittons do the same.

    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't even have to google it, i look back to the last thing i can remember about our government and instantly feel on top of the world.

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    Arwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? When American politics is a thousand times worse?

    Faern Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How?? I'd much rather be in England, tbh. The government here in the US is a freaking dumpster fire.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    45's running again in '24, that going to be very entertaining to everyone, lol.

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    Amity Blight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is- is being injured a kink???

    Keller Worthen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you meant to put this comment on the post about the guy in a cast

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the thing about politics. It's not a team sport, you don't have to subscribe to a party line, and most people are independant whether they know it or not. This whole left v right thing is just a manufactured culture war to distract from real problems and real solutions in favor of clicks and rage votes.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when somebody is right for all the wrong reasons, too.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic sarcasm is the truth in disguise & only you know it.

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    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone else has this number and you are making their life miserable.

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not necessarily. i've had the same number my entire cell phone career, since 1996.

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    Lorraine R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy I knew in the service said he would sometimes write on a bathroom wall "For a good time, call XXX-XXX-XXXX." it was the number for the U.S. Naval Observatory's atomic clock, and they could get the time correct to the second.

    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some poor sod with his old number is proabably wondering why so many people are calling.

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    modern mobile phones allow to block unknown numbers

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    YourSecretSanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You share blame, you should have brought up the price when you agreed

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, who omitted to discuss this before the event? Can't blame them if you never brought it up.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done the same for my friends. To contrary, I beforehand told them I won't charged them - they were down on money at the time, so it was a favour.

    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've walked out and only give them the pictures if they pay.

    Mrs S
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's on you...just take responsibility for your actions, ffs.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So hand them the film (or SD card), and let them take it from there.

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once heard that when you assume something it makes an a*s out of u and me

    Kaijin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone walked out straight after that….

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    Furious George
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time try "because I want to join the oligarchy".

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a souless c**t" works as well.

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    Guido Pisano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "because you're offering a job and I am looking for one"

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    Furious George
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually more likely to go poorly for you then it is for him.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 9 years of potentially going down on her, she thinks this would bother him why?

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man: "Joke's on you I'm into that ****"

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG caught the wife doing this. "It just cuts sooo much better!" I don't care stop shaving your a*s crack with it! And stop using my deodorant! Lol

    Mrs S
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    3 years ago

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    Use his toothbrush to scrub the sink...

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    Katie Andrews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This confession is worded well, so weaponized incompetence? Sad.

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds to me like the OP was just plain old incompetent. It's only weaponized incompetence if it's done on purpose. That doesn't seem to be the case here (could be wrong).

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    Dani Pret
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please help me out and give me an example of what his whatsapp could have said that no one turned up

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to imagine. "Don't forget we're celebrating Wife's birthday on Saturday."

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    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could always just do better at their 41st party. It's not like it was for some special occasion or anything.

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    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is the UK it wouldn’t work. It’s illegal to tamper with a voting form and erasing something would render the form null and void.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in the UK. No other country has Tory and Labour parties. but you may be right that it got disqualified.

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gerrymandering. You tried to 'buy' a vote, and got exactly what you deserved.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not gerrymandering, that's simony.

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    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubbing it out means something different where I live

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I had to read it again to understand properly 🤣

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an awful tory thing to do ... it's just a regular tory thing. Or do I get it wrong, that the awful refers to toriety in general, not just that particular event?

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America, we pop holes in our ballots, unless it's digital or a write in candidate.

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    #113

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    ali lilley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a marriage I never want.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people would choose to have sex over being bored. This isn't something to confess unless that's the only time you have sex, then it would be sad.

    Lip Gloss Bitch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're taking advantage of your husbanf because you're bored? I smell a divorce coming your way.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes our phones die because of sex.... I'll leave you to your own conclusions.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell your husband or he'll make sure your phone goes flat more often.

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    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my children get embarrassed that I have sex with their dad, I will remind them that they are the results.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a confession, more a cri du coeur.

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Married people have sex why are they embarrased?

    USMCFelicia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are technically only teens for 7 years but yet it's been a decade plus? I'm sure they know so you're suffering unnecessarily

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. Just keep the volume down! If your bed creaks, go on the floor for an hour. Sigh

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to see Frankie Boyle sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9qOUDHgzpM

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    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't go shopping to be social. I'm not rude, but if I'm upset or depressed and I go shopping, I can't really smile or talk. If someone did that to me I would be VERY upset.

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not smiling or talking is not the same as being actively rude, aggressive or demanding.

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    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am stunned at the audacity of these people. Who in the world thinks this is okay?

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who worked at a federal credit union and had to reissue new cards to people all the time with a printing machine that hardly worked, I hate you.

    roses are red
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    3 years ago

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    KENOBI
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    3 years ago

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    We need more people like you to put these people in their place

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    Penina Baron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you don't think that could still happen just with two women? Does the housewife dynamic only exist for heterosexual relationships? I doubt it, you can still be a homebody and still be a stay at home mother in a gay relationship so how is marriage to a woman going to make any difference? If that's your nature or your choice, how is who you are married to going to affect that? Do you imagine that all lesbian marriages look like two gals living their best life going out the whole time and bein child free? Some do and some straight marriages do but some marriages both gay and straight look more traditional..

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how being bisexual has anything to do with not wanting to be a housewife.

    MrsWelton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with being a housewife? :(

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a miserable scootch. When two women marry each takes a role as well. Instead of avoiding an entire gender that you are attracted to, how about discussing relationship expectations once it gets more serious?! I'm bi and i would take on a housewifey role with a man or woman because that's who i am, my love language is feeding and physically caring for someone. Not full time or like a maid but i enjoy cooking dinner for someone who appreciates it

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a child.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hope your wife does the housework? Lame.

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    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sad if you have to hide this from your wife.

    John Shearer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit pathetic to be honest...

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a grown up? Why have to hide something like that?

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starving and Furious, the latest in the Fast and Furious film franchise

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    Peryton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy clothes you don't have to iron. This is madness

    Mrs S
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? What are you, 15?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, you need to be told that you wife is f*****g the guy at the dry cleaner's.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ekwality comes in many disguises.

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your "yield" is the same colour as mouse droppings then you should probably see a doctor.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Invest in some tissues, please.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mouse droppings and buggers look totally different. You probably have mice that have been eating the buggers.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, my brother used to flick them onto the ceiling. Took my mum 2 years to notice....

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What size are your snotters? And how many do you "fish" a day? And, do you ever wash your hands before rolling them?

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    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people, through sheer spite, being so incredibly ugly?

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... fly tipping? What exactly is that, a fetish, a pervertery, a crime, a code for whatever?

    Kaijin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it’s when you throw your garbage anywhere (usually in nature)

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Benjamin Franklin said "Before marriage, keep both eyes open. After marriage, keep one eye shut."

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Twitter as a whole basically.

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    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just... work something out between you. An open and honest relationship will make your marriage SO much healthier. If there's something you want to buy but don't have enough pocket money to, talk to your wife and figure out how you can settle this. But don't HIDE that from her; that's just going to make things worse. (This is my opinion, you don't have to agree with it)

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, most married couples are financially incentivised to file their taxes jointly. Ergo, they’d know each others yearly salary. Why would someone not be allowed to have pocket money in the first place? (Heavy focus on the word, “allowed”)

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda understand, but 5000 is a bit excessive. That can be a life-changing amount for some people

    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a frilling lot of pocket money.

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    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is wrong with you guys? Destruction of property, destroying others stuff and finding it okay? What gives here? Why do you get to play these little games?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's start with what the hell is wrong with people who park their car on the sidewalk?

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    Tiger Lilly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, cars already have enough space.

    Nirdavo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better course of action: Call the police, have the vehicle towed. More expensive/hassle for the owner, and no destruction of property.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you suck at life? I had 2 kids born a year apart so a double stroller and never once destroyed anyone's property. You're a major dickweed.

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a pavement? The road? Parking lot or sidewalk?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In the UK, a pavement is the hard raised level surface at the side of a road that people can walk on", a.k.a. sidewalk.

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a Karen without saying you're a Karen.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a sign of love, that's just covering your a*s.

    Zheraa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may have an addiction problem.

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? That's not the way to treat a friend. If you don't like the dog, just stop watching it or better yet, go buy yourself a can of tuna.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find out what that breed of dog should be eating, and feet it that. Costly food doesn't mean that it's good food for the dog.

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    David Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good on you. If the dog is happy then the dog is happy.

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    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but if you're in a relationship with a person whom you adoringly love this shouldn't be a problem. Sure it might effect you for a week or so, but go on a date, get dressed up, flirt. If something like this ruins your relationship then you will never have a close long term partner.

    TomCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fully intend to wipe my husband's sass when he can't and I expect the same!

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    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real love is being able to ask your partner to take the picture. You know how I know. I love him.

    ThatG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she found someone better

    JenniB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until (if) he ever witnesses child birth. Probably won't stick around to raise the child...

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News flash: “Nice Guy” can’t handle that a woman has body, farts, shïts, bleeds and has physiological/anatomical functions. It’s fücked up his male gaze & objectification. He can no longer see her primarily as an object for his pleasure.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Hope this loser doesn't get married- in sickness and in health aren't just words.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would this disgust someone? What if the spot is a melanoma? She is probably trying to see whether it meets the criteria, and if she needs to see a doctor.

    Kaijin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she the owner of this twitter acc ?

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just straight up wasteful. Move out if you hate it so much.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so, the planet dies little by little.

    Simone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you waste all that water just to p**s someone off?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he raises the monthly water fee and/or the rent for everyone, go straight to your mirror and give yourself a big salute.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. This is why our planet and resources are going to hell. If I don't finish a glass of water, I water a f*****g plant or give it to the pets and don't dump it down the drain because I'm not an a*****e.

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t downvote me for this, but I want to share why this is a trigger for me. And also my wheelhouse. California has about 1/8 of the US population at ~45 million. It’s also an agricultural bread basket with a huge aquaduct sending the northern half of the states water supply 640km to the farmlands and the south. Californians have been inundated for decades that they need to conserve water to the point of not watering gardens and taking showers with water off until rinsing & recycling all grey water. Residents are even fined hefty sums for not abiding at times. Meanwhile, the N*stle company has bought the rights to most of the fresh water in the state. It’s used for bottled water/ beverages and resell. Here’s the kicker, they pay 100 times less than residents do, making it wholly corporate profit (for which they pay minimal taxes). Here it is: DAILY Neatle uses twice as much tap water than all residential homes, institutions (colleges, hospitals, prisons) and government…

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …COMBINED. Only agriculture uses more water & that’s by a slim margin. Yet, it’s residents who have to pay the price. Water is a scarcity, but made so much worse by corporations. California is always in drought with fire danger and its residents are suffering with crazy water conserving, yet a mega-corp has elevated that scarcity to the level it is. It’s hard to care about conserving the water when we know that the vast majority goes to bottled water or rice & soy for export. And it’s not only Cali creating a higher scarcity. It’s universal in the west. Just like with individuals accounting for 13% of carbon footprint, in most western places were only responsible for a very minuscule % of h2o waste. A shower running 8 hours isn’t even measurable compared to industrial & corporate water waste. As in, that 8hr shower wastes less than 10 milliseconds of one “tap” of one bottling plant (of many) and leas than 2 minutes of one agricultural sprinkler of which there are hundreds of thousands

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    Wheeskers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste. Good on you though. Showed him.

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    #128

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    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE THERE SCABS ON THEM EVERY NIGHT!

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because she keeps picking them, it never heals! Besides disgusting she's likely inviting an infection

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    Nat of Clan P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm gonna be sick. Sorry but that's really gross. Went to school with a girl who used to pick her zit scabs and eat them. I'm still traumatised over that one from 30 years ago.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my nipples pierced and am proud to say I've never eaten anything of them. Also, you're not cleaning your piercings

    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things should never be confessed. Now I can't unread this.

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even contemplate something like that, let alone actually do it 🤢

    CJT MSG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you're the only scab-eater, dear. Ick!

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA nooooope *lights match under computer, walks away*

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    #129

    Anonymous-Confessions-Fesshole

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    Simo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it! It couldn't be a coincidence!!

    Awkward Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet you're always on strike action as well.

    Illicit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is pretty evil. Evil, but still funny.

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doors are closin... closed.

    #130

    Anonymous-Confessions-Fesshole

    fesshole Report

    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah there satan slow down

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who purposely do their best to spoil things for others, there is no need to be an AH no matter how "troubled" you are.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question in my mind id this. Has this jerk been (a) unhappily married for a long time, (b) married many times, or (c) single all his life? Class, discuss.

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    Nat of Clan P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. I can't believe someone would actually do this. That's awful.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really a terrible thing to do!

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awful... This is what only an embittered soul would do.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a disgusting thing to do. (if it's true and not just a joke)

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fúçking åsśhole move.

    ThatG
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The technical term for what you are is a POS

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