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50 Pics Showing Some HOAs Getting Out Of Control (New Pics)
Interview With Expert
The homeowners associations (HOAs) were initially established to help run and manage neighborhoods. However, with time they became more and more thirsty for power, imposing the most unbelievably petty rules. As you can imagine, this started causing quite an inconvenience for residents, so they began exposing them online, sharing the most absurd examples of HOAs in action.
We at Bored Panda have once again gathered a whole list of them just to show how annoying they can get. Scroll down to find them, and don’t forget to share your own (horror) stories below.
While you're at it, make sure to check out a conversation with Jeremy Smith, real estate advisor at Engel & Völkers Atlanta, who kindly agreed to tell us more about HOAs.
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Hoa’s Board Members Say They Are Only Protecting Property Values. But Actually They Are Control Freaks With Too Much Time On Their Hands
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
I'll bet the person who runs this HOA has a Confederate flag hung up somewhere. Or possibly tattooed on their body.
quentariel 10 months ago
Nicely done. A rainbow flag is easy to miss especially if it's a smaller one, but this house is now completely impossible to miss.
Mary Kelly 10 months ago
take them to court...several cases like this about pride flags and political signs...first amendment right....but keep the light...prettier than the flag anyway
CP 10 months ago (edited)
It wouldn't be a first amendment case at all. HOAs are private.
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Squidward Tentacles 10 months ago (edited)
HOA makes me wanna never buy a house but rather live in a multicomplex apartment. I'm pansexual whats your lgbtq flag
Tom Brincefield 10 months ago
If you mean a condo where you own your apartment, those also have HOAs to take care of building maintenance $upkeep.
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My Hoa Sent Me A Letter That I Need To Have A Fence Blocking My Trash Cans From View
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
It's like back in the 50s when they weren't allowed to show a toilet on TV. That's a real thing BTW. Leave it to Beaver was the first to show part of a toilet, just the tank, and ALL in the Family was teh first to have an actual flush in 1971.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 10 months ago
And people say the newer generation is full of snowflakes. They couldn't handle toilets.
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ColdSteelRonin 10 months ago
I like it and it's deserved, however I've worked for a builder and am familiar with how hoa's operate. They're going to hit them with the fence being non-compliant to standardization guidelines.
Tom Brincefield 10 months ago
Depends, HOAs sometimes free the strangest blind spots on their rules.
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Squidward Tentacles 10 months ago
Bro it's a trashcan it kinda needs to be seen by garbage collectors
Ann Coffman 10 months ago
Then you put it by the curb on collection day. This is for the days when it just sits by the house.
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#3
We Considered It To Be More Sarcastic Than Petty
Michael Goldsberry 10 months ago
My HOA hired a new management firm and spent the next year enforcing weeds and such. Thr next year we hired a different management company
April Pickett 10 months ago
It's the point of it all. Unreasonable rules = malicious compliance.
HOAs usually are non-profit, self-governing organizations that implement rules for homeowners and renters living in close-knit communities. Their main role is to protect property value by ensuring that no unsightly views decrease the curb appeal of a neighborhood.
For instance, they can restrict paint colors, lawn maintenance, and even the cars parked in driveways to maintain an overall visually pleasing appearance.
"In general, I believe homeowner associations (HOAs) benefit neighborhoods by preserving their integrity and maintaining a clean, cohesive aesthetic," Jeremy Smith, real estate advisor at Engel & Völkers Atlanta, told Bored Panda.
"Without community guidelines, neighborhoods and condominiums can start to look inconsistent, as individual design choices may not align with broader appeal. HOAs help protect property values by ensuring uniformity and upkeep—when everything is mismatched, values tend to decline."
#4
Crazy Hoa Rules
Blue Bunny of Happiness 10 months ago
Probably because people were growing more illicit plants using the tomatoes for cover alongside them. Or that might just have been my old neighbour….
Mike F 10 months ago
Corn is the better medium for hiding that. I had neighbors who did that all the way back when it was a felony for doing so.
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
That's a good one. Unfortunately many are more sinistar. Some HOAs are straight up Red Lining.
Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
My daughter and SIL live in the first section built of their HOA neighborhood. They are not subject to HOA rules.
Becca not Becky 10 months ago (edited)
This one could have something to do with the wildlife. Some plants attract unsafe animals. One place I lived was close to the mountains, and attracting deer meant attracting mountain lions.
LizzieBoredom 10 months ago (edited)
My tomato plants attract bunnies and deer (and a possibly near-sighted raccoon) who nibble on every tomato to figure out they don't like any of them.
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Rich Black 10 months ago
an excessive rule. the usual one you see is "no vegetable gardens in the front yard". they're okay ok the back yard.
#5
The Kids In My Complex Have Gone To War With The Karens
I live in a large complex with expansive green spaces surrounded by walkways. Our HOA isn’t as restrictive as most, which is generally a good thing. Many kids live here, and they love drawing on the walkways with chalk.
Most residents are fine with this, except for a number of Karens who take issue with the drawings. Someone even brought it up at a board meeting, and predictably, the HOA decided to try to ban chalk art.
This decision has turned our community Facebook group into a battleground. The naysayers claim the kids are ruining the aesthetic of the complex, while others are baffled by their negativity.
Amidst the adult arguments at board meetings and online, the kids have responded by creating even more chalk art. They've even adopted a caricature of a piece of chalk as their symbol, which is my favorite part.
My favorite part is the kids “somehow” figured out the area where the complainers live and have turned it into Louvre of chalk art. Not only that but one kid is signing his work! I’ve added some of my favorite pieces.
KombatBunni 10 months ago
Where can I send more art supplies? I want to help these kids express their artistic side! 😁
Jonny Man 10 months ago
Gotta love the triumph of freedom and happiness over oppression and misery! Go kids go! May your art finally wake these dreary souls from their self-inflicted stupor of shallowness!
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Susie Elle 10 months ago
I remember when I was a kid and I'd chalked up the sidewalk in front of the neighbours house (public sidewalk, wasn't their property in any way) and our neighbour washed it away with water. Like, went outside as soon as I was in and just started throwing buckets of water over my little drawings. My mom was LIVID.
WindySwede 10 months ago
they should set up a fb event, "Free chalk when you draw on our street, winner gets *something*"
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 10 months ago
HOA should realize that some things are beyond its control and chalk it up to experience.
UpupaEpops 10 months ago (edited)
Look. I'm going to be the first to admit that if I had the money for it, I would have a social media worthy house. It's my thing. I love organising and curating a look. But even I take my dog's needs (and safety) into consideration and if I had a family, I hope I would be a decent enough person to not to ruin everyone's lives by enforcing my aesthetic over every square inch of our *shared* house. Yes, it's nice to have a cohesive look in the neighbourhood (which is why I imagine HOAs exist). But to ban chalk art is plain ridiculous.
Damned_Cat 10 months ago
One of the reasons I bought my house was that the entire front walkway was clearly marked as "Lava - Keep Out!" and had many red wavy lines to prove it.
Vinnie 10 months ago
I don't get the issue with chalk drawings (unless they're porn, have bad words, etc.). Sometimes they improve one's day. My husband came home from work laughing at what some little girls had written: "Boys are icky and they smell bad." I don't know if any male egos were harmed in the making of that chalk statement, but he thought it was a hoot. 😆
#6
Hoa Bans Non-Citizen Workers
megabeth 10 months ago
PLEASE explain to them who processes their meat and picks their fruits and vegetables! If it takes them three months maybe they'll starve to death!
Nikole 10 months ago
Yup. This is my (USA!) future. Fúcking idiots. In every way.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
MAGA-Ville USA. BTW what that HOA is asking for is very illegal. Only a officer of the law can ask for that information. Private citizens can't do that. They are asking their members to break the law.
pfeils wife 10 months ago (edited)
Didn't you know its ok to break the law *for this reason*? trump will pardon them if they get arrested.
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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 10 months ago
The quantity of skilled labor who happens to be born elsewhere is enumerable. I need them, very soon…. And I plan on practicing my Spanish while house is being built.
Binny Tutera 10 months ago
Can’t upvote this enough. Just wait until Los Angeles starts to rebuild without immigrants. Or should I say, they TRY.
WonderWoman 10 months ago
When we band together for the greater good, we can overcome tyranny big and small.
Cosmos in your eyes 10 months ago
I fear this is about to happen nationwide (USA) and we're going to find out QUICK who actually keeps everything running...
However, to some, letting other people decide what they can and can’t do with their own property sounds absurd.
"Many people dislike HOAs because of the rules," said Smith. "However, these rules exist to maintain a certain standard, which is ultimately beneficial. Issues like parking violations and other infractions arise when people break the rules. Often, those who are most frustrated with HOAs are the ones who fail to adhere to the guidelines. If someone is opposed to an HOA’s structure, they should have researched the community thoroughly before moving in."
#7
Fight The Power
Michael Largey 10 months ago
Ask the HOA to specify and justify how the kid is being a nuisance.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 10 months ago
These HOAs really are the domain of some miserable fúckers.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
I imagine they think children make too much noise, or think the scooter itself makes too much noise (clattering or something?)
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Vp Of My Hoa (Fl) Called The Cops On Me For My Halloween Decorations
After hearing about my Halloween display, the vice president and his lovely wife stopped by my home to take pictures, in order to go to the police station and file a complaint against me and my decorations.
I did a records request and got a copy of the body cam video from the officer that was taking the complaint, and he and his wife called my husband and I “sick, and possibly dangerous” LOL!!! He was very self-assured in the video, and I’m certain he thought that the officer would tell me to take my decorations down. Needless to say, I broke the laws, and the decorations remained until the day after Halloween.
I am currently working on my Christmas theme, which will be the Grinch that stole Christmas. Trying to find ways to incorporate the HOA, and the grinch when he stole all the Christmas presents.
John Andrews 10 months ago
A traditional thing i've seen for christmas decor is simply "joy" you could have the grinchy hoa steeling presents with wrapping paper saying joy on them. Because the rip the joy and fun out of anything they can...
Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
You're an evil genius! I could never live with an HOA. We mow my 3.5 acres when we can, the trash and recycle bins might be at the end of my driveway to 2 or 3 days. I would have to tell any HOA to either kiss my a*s or do it themselves! They should all be illegal and disbanded, they are nothing but a bunch of power hungry greedy jerks.
Tonyah Mcanelly 10 months ago
get pictures of the HOA board and all the Karens and put their faces on the cutouts of the grinch charachters
#9
Like I Was Literally Out There???? What Do You Want From Me
rullyman 10 months ago
Must've been watching security footage in reverse. Honest mistake 🤪
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Squidward Tentacles 10 months ago
I just ignore them. Or buy the most loudest and annoying lawnmower
wenchie 10 months ago
I got a complaint from my old HOA about my house not having visible house numbers. They were kind enough to include a picture for evidence, which CLEARLY showed my brand-new house numbers right on the side of the house. When we moved out of state, no HOA was one of the top things on our "must have" list.
Christopher Clements 10 months ago
Maybe they actually thought you WERE a weed!? They could be dangerous!
Despite some people disliking the concept of HOAs, nowadays they’re becoming more and more hard to avoid.
According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 84% of newly built, single-family homes sold in 2022 were part of homeowners associations. “In most southern states and western states, it’s nearly impossible for a homebuyer to locate a single-family home that’s not part of some sort of HOA,” said Deborah Goonan, administrator of the blog Independent American Communities. “Certain local governments require almost all new construction to have an HOA.”
#10
It’s Beautiful. Whoever Had An Issue With It Needs To Get A Life
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
So HOAs not only complain when your house looks a bit rough because it depreciates the surrounding properties, but if you make your house so good it also makes their house look bad, they complain. Is that how these work? They sound like elderly mean girls.
Colleen Glim 10 months ago
They are elderly mean girls. And guys. These are people who were the popular kids in highschool and never grew beyond it
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chickpea me 10 months ago
There should be a law against HOA and pety neighbors mingling too much in people’s personal taste and private ownership.
Uncle Schmickle 10 months ago
Wow, that looks beautiful and would have taken a long time and much money to create.
Cathleen Cummings 10 months ago
This is fabulous! I would be thrilled to have something like this in my neighborhood.
#11
Mildly Infuriating Letter From My Hoa
I've had this wreath on my door for 2 yrs in support of Ukraine. Today, the HOA decided the wreath is a problem because it's not Valentine season
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
Is the war in Ukraine still ongoing? Yes? Ok then, the wreath stands until Putin gives up and goes home.
Nikole 10 months ago (edited)
The U.S. is going to stop any aid though because Trump is an absolute piece of shít idiot along with his supporters.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
They'd hate Big Jake. Big Jake is now a permanent feature of my front lawn and his clothing and accessories change for the season, but Big Jake remains XD big_jake_x...79db30.jpg 
justagirl 10 months ago
big jake is awesome! And the best part is that technically, since Big Jake is wearing clothes celebratory of that holiday, HOA wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
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Meta Veldkamp 10 months ago
moroning or morooning, that's the question 🤔😂😂
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Snowkit 10 months ago
Some of my close friends are refugees from Ukraine, so I am a full supporter!!!! Give it up Putin!
Hobby Hopper 10 months ago (edited)
The morning after the invasion, I woke up early (which I never do) and turned on the news (which I never do), and my jaw dropped. For Russia to invade a sovereign nation - I thought we were passed this. (edit for spelling)
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Sharkie 10 months ago
I see it as a sad story about a colourblind HOA worker. I would write an answer, something like "thank you for your good observation, but I don't need any valentine decorations. I completely agree with the proper time for specific decor as I am happy to put the Ukrainian coloured heart down right after "the three days military operation" ends. You can ask the representatives of the Russian federation to stop the conflict and I will be more than happy if it ends soon. Thank you for noticing, I agree it is too long now. So thank you for your support."
chickpea me 10 months ago
How sad is it, when you own your own home and still can’t do what you want? Come on, this makes no sense.
Philly Bob 10 months ago (edited)
There are people who actually enjoy this type of lifestyle. Probably the same reasons they voted for a dictator too. Can't think for themselves and need to be programmed like robots.
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Linda Robinett 10 months ago
Not in Valentine colors. I wonder if they are against the statement. Try your favorite team color. (UCLA or San Jose State are good ones. )
Orange Mum 10 months ago
I dont understand the people who willingly support a mass murderer, zelenesky ordered the deaths of thousands of men women and children in the Donbas,. Putin wants passage to the crimea and zelenesky has vetoed each and every negotiation. Both are bad
#12
This Email I Got From My Hoa
For even more infuriating context our monthly HOA fee is $800+ WTF they doing with our money that they can’t hire someone.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
The organizers are taking your and everyone else's to snowbird/sunbird when the weather's bad.
Jonny Man 10 months ago
It’s like hiring a professional Domme to whip you. They’re highly skilled and VERY busy professionals, their services are in demand and not cheap! Pony up the dough, piggy, or you won’t get bullied!
Load More Replies... Philly Bob 10 months ago
Hell, my mortgage on my non-HOA home that sits on 5 acres and a spring fed creek is only a hundo more per month. YIKES! (unless they meant per year, which is what some HOAs here charge. We are in a resort area too!) But 8 large per month? Oof!
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Tim Douglass 10 months ago
Most organizations like HOAs are subject to periodic audits and are required to publicize the outcome of those audits. I would demand an audit to show where the funds are going.
Andi 10 months ago
UK calling - i didn't realise you had to pay these people - But ok BUT $800 a month!! that is just absurd !! What are HOAs supposed to do and do they do anything actually worth while? series question as we don't have them over here and we seem to limp along in our quaint old ways.
David 10 months ago (edited)
Andi, Serious answer - When you purchase a house or condominium, IF there is an HOA it is part of what you legally agree to in the Purchase and Sale Agreement (PSA). HOA fees vary from nothing to (apparently) absurd. HOAs are not all powerful. In theory they serve the residents and the residents can vote out the current HOA president / board if they desire. For my friend's house, there are some reasonable rules about absurd house colors and such, but the use of the fees mainly goes towards maintaining street lights and cleaning the storm water drains. Years ago it was about $150 per YEAR, I think closer to $200 now. Some fancier places have a gated community, full time security guard at gate, workers maintaining the grounds - painting, grounds keeping etc. Those charge more to hire people to do those things. If the $800 / month figure above is accurate, it suggests a pretty fancy community.
Load More Replies...Being a part of an HOA, of course, isn’t free. On average, residents pay from $100 to $300, sometimes with fees reaching the thousands mark. The homes themselves are at least 4% or about $13,500 more expensive than non-HOA homes. HOAs justify such sums, saying that they’re preserving property values by maintaining their aesthetic appeal—a claim many are enticed by, as for a lot of people, homes are one of the biggest investments in their lives.
#13
This Guy Got A Letter From The Hoa Because They Were Jealous Of His Generator While They Were Without Power
WindySwede 10 months ago
multiple = the VP and spouse. Several = Just the VP. 🤷♂️
Load More Replies... Colleen Glim 10 months ago (edited)
So you are supposed to be quiet and close your curtains so as to not make other HOA members jealous and you aren’t even in the HOA?! Yeah, no. Go buy an even bigger generator and be sure and have all the lights on and your tv blasting as you laugh at the poor sods from the front door
Kylie 10 months ago
I missed the part where they're not even IN the damn HOA. Yeah go BIGGER next time.
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John Andrews 10 months ago
Best part is the greeting... dear NON-hoa homeowner. Kick rocks douche-canoe! I'd be scouring military surplus to get a big ole diesel that COULD run the neighborhood and just test run it whenever there's an outage...
ColdSteelRonin 10 months ago (edited)
Dear Hoa committee, I would suggest that that a portion of the exorbitant fees that are paid monthly be diverted to a program to supply all residents with generators to alleviate the disparity of generator equity. Otherwise as I am not a member and you have no purview, you can go pound sand
Learner Panda 10 months ago
So because they were jealous of your generator providing power, they complained?
#14
Hoa Cut Down Our Tree
We moved into a brand new neighborhood in January and all summer we were asking our HOA for our pool key and in response they had our tree cut down because it “looked dead”. The person sent to cut it confirmed that it did not look dead but did their job anyway.
WindySwede 10 months ago
Looks like an oak, hope they needed to replace it with same size and OP didn't have to pay anything!
Load More Replies... A. Br. 10 months ago
You might check for any tree replacement laws. May give you a leg up, to sue. Some areas have laws that state if a tree was cut down a replacement must be planted.
Karen Krause 10 months ago
This! Check to see if there is a state law on tree canopy. MD has one.
Load More Replies... chickpea me 10 months ago
As a European we don’t understand this and I would like to think we are a lot more tolerable towards our neighbors.
Uncle Schmickle 10 months ago
I'm glad we don't have these organisations in Australia ( as far as I know ).
Broccoli 10 months ago
Does nobody give a f**k about the poor tree! Everybody, 30 seconds of silence for the dead tree!
Broccoli 10 months ago
I mean the tree wasn’t dead when they cut it but now it’s probably dead
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They're Out To Get You
Susan Reid Smith 10 months ago
I got lots of comments about my car. It was old, it wasn't exactly pretty, but it worked and was paid for.
nottheactualphoto 10 months ago
..."it worked and was paid for." These are absolutely key considerations. Mine is the same, and I don't see getting rid of it any time soon.
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Steven Meyer 10 months ago
Have I got that letter concerning my automobile, I would find the most god-awful ugliest piece of s**t car I could find and park it prominently on my property. I would even go as far as to put lights around it so it lit it up nice and bright!
Susan Reid Smith 10 months ago
Mine isn't. Three or four neighbors signed a "petition" to have me get rid of it.
Load More Replies...Despite helping communities with their rules, 57% of homeowners who belong to an HOA say that they dislike the arrangement. In fact, more than 3 in 10 feel this organization has too much power. “They act as hyperlocal governments and, in many ways, supersede all the other laws that exist,” said Steve Horvath, co-founder of HOA United.
#16
R.i.p
Shark Lady 10 months ago
It seems that HOAs don't want children to have any fun whatsoever, yet I bet those in charge also complain that children are addicted to their screens.
Rich Black 10 months ago
another case of different rules for front of the house vs. back yard. This isn't 1933, and it's not Maycomb Alabama (look it up)
Hobby Hopper 10 months ago
Are you suggesting that the HOA board doesn't want to see kids in the front yard unless they have European ancestry?
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Hoa Freaks Out Over Black Suvs At Birthday Party
The email I just received from HOA. The people in the SUV were regular people who were my friends. This is just weird. Am I supposed to tell those people to rent a Prius the next time around?
FYI this was a very tame party. No loud music. About 6 vehicles in the driveway and 2 on the street and everyone parked in a decent manner.
Jrog 10 months ago (edited)
"Dear sir, Unfortunately I have no control over the type and style of vehicles employed by Government officers -specifically, the State HOA Bureau- in their line of duty. As a law abiding citizen, I'd dutifully comply with their requests for information and documentation about our HOA dealings and its legal challenges. Thanks for the understanding."
Papa 10 months ago
There was probably one nosey neighbor who cared, but wrote the letter to make it sound like multiple people were upset.
Mary Kelly 10 months ago
if they were black or hispanic, no doubt the neighbors thought they were gangster or a cartel...i would bet dollars to donuts that they were..had similar stuff happen near me
Donna Peluda 10 months ago
You should reply that it none of their business what car the dealers and hookers turn up in.
#18
Hoa Violation For Parking On Grass
HOAs are the worst.
jeffrey champion 10 months ago
Why is a correction date before the inspection date, or does my British mind not get this?
rullyman 10 months ago
I think it's saying they have to correct it by the 12th, and the HOA will come and inspect the correction on the 14th? But I have no idea why they listed them in that order.
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Linda Robinett 10 months ago
The rule was made because of bozos who do park extra cars on the grass. (my mother's neighbor did this and I asked if poor people lived next door. She pointed out that the car was a Mercedes)
April Pickett 10 months ago
I know there are horrible HOAs that will measure and critique everything you do. I'm sorry for you.
Rich Black 10 months ago
the karens doing this are like speed trap officers. they have quotas.
However, there still are some rules that HOAs can’t enforce. For instance, they can’t take away residents’ right to solar drying. 19 states prohibit these organizations from forbidding homeowners from using a clothesline to dry their clothes. Even though a member of the HOA might see fabrics in the breeze as unorderly, they can’t do anything about it, except if you share your backyard with someone else.
#19
Hoa Flipping Out Over Black House
My HOA, in Texas, has recently FLIPPED OUT, because we painted our house black. The photo attached isn’t the actual house but it could be. Originally, all of the houses built, in the early 2000’s, were similar pastel colors. Light grey, yellow, blue, etc.. very boring. The CCRs state that to repaint your house you have to submit the color to the architectural control committee (ACC) and that the colors be “harmonious” with the neighborhood or some BS like that. Nothing specifically prohibits any specific color. We followed the rules to the letter, got written approval from the ACC but now the HOA president, Karen, is trying to make us repaint and force the members of the ACC to retract the approval or resign. I say they can kick rocks. What I don’t get is WHY DOES SHE CARE?? It doesn’t impact her in any way and the neighborhood, although outside of this particular HOA, already has tons of black houses. Do they seriously think that forcing every house to look the same will somehow boost property values? I think the opposite. (It’s also worth noting that every house in the HOA has tripled in value over the last 10 years so home value is not even an argument by any stretch).
LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 10 months ago
We’re about to build and our proposed exterior is going to be a grey blue. HOA pres bristled when I said blue cause it “isn’t a color in nature”. I tried really hard not to point at the sky. Mind you, she likes our colors. But wants me to say grey, not blue.
Shark Lady 10 months ago
I would love to live in a black house, it suits my gothic tendencies. Unfortunately I live in a listed, 500 year old building in a conservation area so it's not allowed.
iBlank 10 months ago (edited)
I really want a dark painted house but my wife is worried about how hot the house will get in the Summer. Fair point, but she's essentially the HOA of our house LOL
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Kabuki Kitsune 10 months ago
They actually can force the issue. If the OP signed the papers agreeing that they would abide by the bylaws of the HOA, then yeah... the HOA can tell every single person in that neighborhood who is a member of the HOA, what color they can paint their house. In Texas (where OP is) HOA's even have the power to forcibly foreclose on properties of home owners who continually refuse to abide by HOA regulations, or who are refusing to pay HOA levied fines.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
You may be right, but OP could pursue an estoppel as well, potentially, since the work WAS previously approved by their ACC and was completed while still approved.
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Dusty's mom 10 months ago
You live in a totally black home in Texas? Do you like being hot? It's Texas! America's frying pan!
UpupaEpops 10 months ago
Question. Does having a black house in Texas affect your electricity bills? I imagine the AC would be in full overdrive.
Michael Goldsberry 10 months ago
I don't understand painting a house black, especially in Texas. But it's your house
Papa 10 months ago
I'm calling b******t on this one, especially the part about multiple other houses in the area being painted black. There may be one or two people stupid enough to paint their house black in the Texas climate, but I find it difficult to believe there are many.
Nikki Gross 10 months ago
You would have to be a dumbass or have a lot of money in order to paint your house black in Texas. I wonder what their electric bill looks like?
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Bean Driller 10 months ago
Painting a house black where I live is an exercise in repainting futility. I live a mile high and the sun is brutal.
Hobby Hopper 10 months ago
"...think forcing every house to look the same will somehow boost property values? I think the opposite." I for one find these housing developments where all the houses look the same very depressing. Give me an eclectic older neighborhood any day of the week.
Donna Peluda 10 months ago
Didn't know that Credence Clearwater Revival has a say in the colour of houses
#20
It’s Always The Small Govt People Who Run Hoas Too. But Will Micromanage Everything About How You Take Care Of Or Make Changes To You Home
Weltschmerz 10 months ago
I don't get why people would want to live there, it would put me right off!
Load More Replies... ColdSteelRonin 10 months ago
I worked for a builder and we ran the hoa until the development became 55% percent occupied and then the residents would assume control. Almost always the first item on the agenda of the first meeting was to raise the fees
Rich Black 10 months ago
this sometimes happens when you purchase a home in a neighborhood under contruction. when all homes/roads are complete, the responsiblities of the builder become HOA responsiilities. Things like snow plowing, mowing of medians or designated green spaces, etc.
Heather Ball 10 months ago
My husband and I bought a house in 2023. I really only had a handful of horror stories from my mom about the various HOAs she has lived in... we told our real estate agent "NO HOA!" I do not think I could tolerate the pettiness of an HOA. I'm sure some are good, but you know what - I've never heard of a good HOA!
Panda'sMom 10 months ago
Recently learned of an HOA that demanded keys to the residences. They wanted to be able to check the INTERIOR of the homes! Supposedly, so the HOA can verify the "maintenance" of the home!
Steven Meyer 10 months ago
A lot of people end up selling their homes because of the exorbitant high HOA fees. That they just burned their homes down and collect the insurance
#21
Hoa Gave Us 1 Week Notice To Fix Our "Stressed" Tree Or Else We'd Be Evicted. We Sent Them This:
April Pickett 10 months ago
Yes, they can get you evicted. It's usually over unpaid dues and they will take you to court. You can lose your house. I'd get your homeowner documents out and read them carefully to see what they can & can't do. You might also want to talk to a real estate attorney, preferably one who deals with HOAs.
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DowntownStevieB 10 months ago
Can they really evict a homeowner? Also, stressed? it looks like a dry climate.
Tonyah Mcanelly 10 months ago
Some trees go dormant in winter months and look dead . They clearly didnt do their research . They cant evict you because of a tree I would be taking that letter to the housing authority
Susan Reid Smith 10 months ago
In the desert, many plants go dormant in the dry season, whatever time of year that is, and look dead.
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Foxglove🇮🇪 10 months ago
How could a HOA have the power to evict? Home owners own their homes!
Tim Douglass 10 months ago
In some US states they can not only evict, they can foreclose your house and steal it from you for failing to comply with their rules.
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Native plants and satellite dishes are also protected from HOAs’ rigid ruling. No matter how distracting HOA deems these things, they can’t force them to take them down or dig them out. However, it’s important to mention that environmentally friendly plant protection only applies to Texas and California.
#22
I’ve Been Kindly Reminded By The Hoa That We Are Allowed 6 Pots Of Live, Healthy Potted Plants On Our Front Patios. Don’t Tell The Cactus
chickpea me 10 months ago
Only in America would you own a house and have some cockamammy officials to still keep you in check or imposing ridiculous rules on what is allowed and wat isn’t.
iBlank 10 months ago
had a similar experience in a college apartment. We got several planted trees to line our 7'x7' balcony. For context these were extremely utilitarian garden style condos (super cheap). They forced us to remove all but one tree, because it was a "distraction"... being the only good looking balcony in the neighborhood
nottheactualphoto 10 months ago
Trees like that are not inexpensive. I hope (but doubt) they paid you for them.
Load More Replies... Damned_Cat 10 months ago
My friend sat out some pots of bright pink Vinca plants on her front porch. She got notice from the HOA that the flowers were too brightly colored. They gave her the choice of removing all the flowers from the plants or replacing them with white flowered Vinca.
#23
Hoa Threatens Lawyers Over Bush
So I received an email saying I had an overgrown bush that I needed to take care of in front of my house. I originally wasn’t going to do anything to it because I didn’t feel it was overgrown but I ended up clipping roughly 4 branches from my bush. I received this email a few days after.. I can’t stand these losers.
Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
..and the same folks who scream about 'government overreach'.
Load More Replies... pfeils wife 10 months ago
Please correct me if I'm understanding this wrong.... The HOA told this guy to fix the overgrown bush in his yard. However, because he didn't submit a document to let the board know he is going to trim the bush they said was overgrown, he is in violation for trimming the overgrown bush they wanted him to trim but first wanted him to ask "mother may I?" I must have this all wrong - please correct me. Thank you in advance.
Michael Largey 10 months ago
They're dealing with the wrong species here. It's a dog that submits an ARF when it's asking for something.
iBlank 10 months ago
but a dog doesn't need to submit an ARF if it's already receiving belly rubs :D
Load More Replies... DowntownStevieB 10 months ago
I refuse to live in an HOA. It's bad enough I live in an historical district, I can't imagine having an HOA to answer to.
Rich Black 10 months ago
"please give me the name and phone number of your association attorney. I want to contact them in advance and nip this c**p in the bud. They can start the clock ticking on billable hours to the HOA right away"
Remi (He/Him) 10 months ago
Sounds like something from a Soviet era eastern block countries bureaucracy hell
Laura Gillette 10 months ago
These people a so thirsty for power that they squeeze every last drop they can wring out of their positions... ugh
#24
My Hoa Has A Geriatric Street Gang To Inspect Lawns
YakFactory 10 months ago
Aren't they breaking the law, sitting in the back of the truck on movable chairs with no seat belts?
Bob Brooce 10 months ago
Pretty good chance, depending on the sate and how the relevant law is written. I'd definitely ask the cops if they'd be kind enough to write the ticket(s). With luck adults in th eback would each get their own ticket.
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Becca not Becky 10 months ago (edited)
One time I was outside with my kids and I saw a car sitting in front of my house. At first I thought maybe someone was just checking their GPS but they didn't move for quite some time. After a while I casually went over and asked if they needed help. It was the HOA.
Rich Black 10 months ago
i think this is true of almost every HOA. it's retirees, or stay at home moms who are bored. send this photo to the local police. it's a motor vehicle violation to have people riding in the bed of a pickup truck, no matter how slow it's going, and what kind of lawn/wheelchairs they use.
Heather Ball 10 months ago
All I see is a car full of nosey busy-bodies with nothing better to do. "Hey neighbors - get a life!"
Donna Peluda 10 months ago
I would just walk around naked. That'll give something to talk about.
"HOAs typically do not have authority over the interior of a home," adds Smith. "Their primary role is to enforce exterior standards and address issues that may affect other property owners’ access or shared spaces."
Despite some HOA members trying to enforce petty rules, being a part of this organization still comes with a lot of perks, like beautiful shared spaces and amenities, safety, and a sense of community. Typically, HOAs can be fair and reasoned with. Only in rare cases do they become overbearing or uncooperative.
#25
My Dying Tree
This is the tree we topped at the end of last year that our HOA is convinced will not survive nor thrive. We have to tear it out and replant with another tree of their liking.
justagirl 10 months ago
yeah but it's clearly dying. look at the leaves. they're green. that means there's something wrong with it.—said no intelligent person ever.
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A. Br. 10 months ago
1st hire an arborist to come in and inspect the tree. Then you'll have licensed paperwork stating whether the tree is healthy or not. CYA cover your asss
YakFactory 10 months ago
Why aren't HOAs banned? They seem to cause more trouble than they're worth.
WindySwede 10 months ago
I wonder it Luigi had any effect on them also...?
Load More Replies... chickpea me 10 months ago
They need to keep tabs on everything going on in your house...And that tree sabotages it. 😆
cerinamroth 10 months ago
Murder-suicide - don't they realise we all need air? Even HOA dickwads.
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Cindi Antrobus 10 months ago
If I remember correctly from my uncle the logger if you top it stops it from getting taller and makes it get bushier. But yes your tree it so dead with all of those green leaves….geez
PHOTOBOB 10 months ago
It is not just HOA's that do not understand how trees work. Our county would not let us take down an oak tree in our front yard that had grown large enough that we were worried about it falling on our house during a storm. It was considered a "grand tree" (based on size) that was at least 100 years old. We planted it and while I admit I am old I am not that old. Instead we had to pay to have it topped every couple years ( a couple grand per visit). Our tree guy would do a bit more than the 10% allowed. Well Hurricane Ian decimated it. Several large limbs fell on the corner of the house breaking a couple trusses and putting holes in the siding that let water into the house. Insurance paid for a new roof (old one was less than four years old) and siding as well as new flooring inside the house. They would not cover the $6,000 it cost to remove the tree.
#26
Hoa Ripped Out Three Trees Overnight Because They “Didn’t Look Orderly”
Totally love our new “orderly” patch of mulch.
LB 10 months ago
HOAs. The bain of beautiful and healthy trees everywhere (in the US).
Load More Replies... A. Br. 10 months ago
Look to city/county tree replacement laws. May help. Might make the HOA have to replace your trees
Karen Krause 10 months ago
Some state laws also hve tree replacement laws. Maryland’s Roadside Tree Law This law, passed in 1914, regulates and protects roadside trees by ensuring their proper care and protection. Before trimming or removing a roadside tree, you must obtain a Tree Care Permit from the Maryland Department of Natural Resources Forest Service. Any work done on a roadside tree must be performed by a licensed tree care expert. If you perform care without a permit, you will receive a fine or a more severe penalty from the DNR. A permit is also required when underground construction (tunneling, trenching, or boring) impacts a roadsides tree’s roots. We've had new people in the neighborhood who decided to cut down large trees in their yard and end up with big fines because they didn't check the laws.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 10 months ago (edited)
Nature has its own order. Which humans regularly interfere with.
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Beth Wheeler 10 months ago
If they were pine trees and you live somewhere that gets snow or ice they are the first to break. Pine trees are the power companies worst enemy!
besterdaleen 10 months ago
Wait, aren't there rules in your country about yanking down indigenous trees without county/municipal approval?
#27
That Is Freaking Hilarious
Pablo Ramos 10 months ago
Blocking the exhaust from the evaporating coils make the AC units run harder and be less efficient.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
Yes, but the pictures are funny XD And maybe OP actually just left them on long enough to take photos.
Load More Replies... chickpea me 10 months ago
And what then? Higher statistics for people suffering heatstrokes???
Rich Black 10 months ago
do you actually live in a home without central AC? That looks like a large and expensive home.
Bookworm 10 months ago (edited)
Depends on the area. Ex: In the Pacific Northwest, a lot of houses aren't built with AC because they didn't use to need it.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 10 months ago
"Distract from the beauty of the neighborhood? Not nearly as much as your faces do. Please rectify this by moving. You have seven days to comply."
If after all of this information, belonging to HOA doesn't sound like your cup of tea, Smith says that buyers should take this into account before making a purchase.
"Reviewing board meeting minutes can provide insight into the community’s atmosphere and governance. While HOAs are generally beneficial, there is always the potential for power to be misused, so it’s important to consider both perspectives," he concluded.
#28
Hoa Left This Sticker On My Car
My car was parked a bit (3/4) on a total quiet dead-end street, I understood my mistake but what was the harm in leaving a NORMAL PAPER under my WINDSHIELD WIPER??? I spotted another car with the SAME sticker with a failed attempt to peel it off. Until I can figure out how to get this residue off, I’ll have to drive around looking like a total dumba*s.
Deborah 10 months ago
Upvote for Goo Gone, if I may. Works really well. But can't this person sue the HOA for destruction of his property? Well damage, this goes beyond petty.
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Taibhse Sealgair 10 months ago (edited)
This. Turn it right back around on them.
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ColdSteelRonin 10 months ago
Hollywood, Florida. Early 1960's. My parents bought a house in a brand new subdivision. When they moved in there were 3 other houses on the block that had 24 lots. Our house was the only one that had a sidewalk at the time. My mom parked her car with maybe a foot of it extending over the sidewalk. A cop, guess he was bored, drove by and after seeing how she was parked wrote her a ticket for parking on the sidewalk. Not an hoa story but just as petty
Stephanie A Mutti 10 months ago
If you really want to be petty you can see if they can be sued or charged with damage to your property. In GA criminal damage to property over $500 is a felony [although it may be higher now with inflation]; the cost of a window replacement is likely to be over $500. In their defense they may have not been aware of the glue being so effective.
Heather Ball 10 months ago
Isn't putting stickers on vehicles (unless you're a city/county employee whose job it is to mark vehicles) vandalism of personal property? I'd take them to small claims court. I'd put a sticker on THEIR car but they'd probably shoot me.
#29
Fined Over $800
I’ve been fined over $900 so far for solar string lights and a trellis. That were installed before the new rules were even forced on us.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
Can HOAs ACTUALLY fine people? I'd fight that in court. What are they gonna do? Evict you? They don't own the house.
Mjskywalk 10 months ago
Yes, they can fine you and possibly take your house. You have to sign that contract when you purchase the house. Unfortunately most neighborhoods built in the last 30ish years in my US state are part of HOAs. Please don’t tell me not to live there because I don’t have too much choice (my state is #2 to Florida on the most homes in HOA communities).
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John Andrews 10 months ago
Thats the trap.. you have to sign hoa agreements as a clause of purchase of home. Some states are finding these contracts to be unenforceable and illegal but they can in some cases void your ownership and you forfeit the property
Panda'sMom 10 months ago
HOAs are like Puritans. Actually terrified that someone somewhere has the audacity to have fun!
StumblingThroughLife 10 months ago
That's insane! Neighbours fining neighbours. There will always be some whose power goes right to their heads. The only way around it is for peeps to avoid HOA areas, and eventually, the builders of new HOA housing estates will get the memo, and refuse to invest in these builds.
Rich Black 10 months ago
this is ridiculously offensive. but not $900 worth. both the owner and HOA are karens.
Susan 10 months ago
How are Halloween decorations "ridiculously offensive"?
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#30
I Asked The Hoa President If A Ring Doorbell Can Be Installed
My new tenant just moved in and asked if he's allowed to have a Ring doorbell installed, so I asked the HOA president. This was her response.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
The cheerleaders of HOAs get to be called "President"? There has to be a better word for describing a person who leads a group of rabid Karens.
John Andrews 10 months ago
Many of them are unpaid positions so who else would be crazy enough to volunteer for a bunch of work that you get paid zero for... you guessed it, karen who takes personal joy in pointing out flaws and having the authority to force her will on others
Sandra Angulo 10 months ago
My dad did volunteer for the HOA for a year or two when we moved into a new neighborhood. He thought it would be a good way to meet the neighbors, make sure the community ran smoothly, and genuinely had good intentions. But he is no Karen and the petty things he heard and saw during their meetings just overwhelmed him until he wanted nothing to do with any of them and quit.
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PenguinEmp 10 months ago
HAd something similar in my building (no hoa) they said cams were not allowed for privacy. Well, after talking to a privacy lawyer in my building, I can. As long as none of the video can see into any unit and it's just the hallway it's allow as it's considered common space.
Steven Meyer 10 months ago
Get a copy of the HOA rules, because most HOA boards will tell you things are not allowed when they actually are, if you can combat them with the actual HOA rules then you have a foot to stand on.
PenguinEmp 10 months ago
HOA says foot standing is not permissible unless granted in advance. Also Foot must be exact 12 inches no more or less.javascript:void(0);
Load More Replies... Rich Black 10 months ago
some people are unsuited for elective office duties. or anything else.
Linda Riebel 10 months ago
Well, at least all the Karens get rounded up into groups. Who has some good pranks?
#31
Just Why
#32
I Debated Replying With “Sending Fines About Plants When We Haven’t Had A Working Gate And A Security Guard That Can Run Past 5 Seconds Is Wild. I Will See You At The Next Meeting”
rullyman 10 months ago
A fine to add plants? Y'all are nuts. What is the point of having a garden with no plants??????
Rich Black 10 months ago
if the HOA is responsible for landscape maintenance, then yes, they CAN prevent residents from installing additonal plants which would interfere with the lawn care service contract.
#33
My Petty Level Is 1000
The HOA hasn’t taken Christmas lights down from the clubhouse.
Steven Meyer 10 months ago
My HOA would send me letters that my holiday lights were up too long. I told him to show me in the rules where it says holiday lighting has to be removed by a certain date. They couldn't. They repeatedly sent me letters to clean up garbage in my yard and said I was in violation for garbage When in fact, there was no garbage at all. I went round and round with a Matoma wasn't gonna pay a damn penny because I was not in violation, every time they change the officer that writes those stupid letters, they start all over again about the holiday lights and I have to tell them again that they are not against the HOA rules.
#34
Headed To Home Depot Right Now To Buy A Bigger Santa
Uncommon Boston 10 months ago
Two weeks BEFORE Thanksgiving? Too early for me. Our lights go up Thanksgiving weekend, isn't that more fitting? Christmas decorations are meaningful in December, having them up longer makes it less special. I am not sure what is gained. I have a tree in my courtyard with white lights most of the year, it isn't related to any holiday.
Susan 10 months ago
Take that negativity somewhere else. Please and thank you.
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Hoa Making Me Repaint My Entire House During Christmas Week Because The Paint Has Slightly Faded
Mike Rodrick 10 months ago
This should be considered a federal crime. Repaint or serve the minimum sentence of 20 years.
YakFactory 10 months ago
Some people have little to worry about. I wonder what rules they are violating, with no repercussions. Regarding repainting the house, would the HOA pay for the paint? No, of course they wouldn't.
Rich Black 10 months ago
i can't understand why people think they can get away with NEVER painting aging buildings. Or replacing the roofs. Or repaving the driveways.
#36
According To The Hoa I Need To Do A Better Job Of Maintaining My Yard
WindySwede 10 months ago
*Goes out during nighttime and throws weed seeds in HOA presidents yard*
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Kabuki Kitsune 10 months ago
Your grass is cut a bit short and browning. I'd suggest looking into coloring it, or getting it colored. You can use a mixture of green food dye, and water, to 'paint' your grass to a healthy green, which will last for several weeks. At least until you get the color back. Also, don't cut it that short. You're killing it.
pfeils wife 10 months ago
Kabuki - I feel like your comment was sarcastic, so I fixed that downvote. Be sure to correct me if I'm wrong ;)
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#37
This Is What I Have To Look At After Paying My Hoa Every Month
I am aware, first world problems right, but I can’t even have a chair outside of my door at this place and the HOA let’s this slide out of all things. They recently re- painted the building and the railings. I thought you guys would get a kick out of my suffering.
#38
Did They Bring Over A Ruler?
Rich Black 10 months ago
if you're the victim of a dog attack, you should contact the police and animal control. Not your HOA.
Linda Robinett 10 months ago
Call animal control on the dogs or since they are attacking you, you can do anything to them. Trap them and give them to the pound is my least violent suggestion.
#39
Is This Normal?
We were warned late last night (too late for anyone to see the emails until this morning) that the HOA were inspecting porches/underneath our back porches and common area. But instead they went on everyone’s front steps and doors as well. Again, fine do what you want because us unit owners know we have no say and the HOA treats us horribly. But an old man peaking in my elderly female neighbors condo doesn’t look right to me. In MA & not sure on all bylaws, but when they tell us at 10pm Monday night to move our cars or will be towed etc. due to inspections of our back porches by 8am Tuesday, they went everywhere. If I wasn’t home all day today, I believe they would have tried to come in and check out the place. I live with a “community” (sent an email to HOA asking for peace for all in the community, just peace but was told this is NOT A COMMUNITY!!! by the HOA.)
Littlemiss 10 months ago
Where do the protection of property rights work with these people? He looks like a peeping tom and trying the window. Wouldn't that get him taken out by force?
Bill Mills 9 months ago
If this were a stand your ground state he could have been shot dead.
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M O'Connell 10 months ago
This is where you call the police and tell them that a creepy old man is peeking in people's windows.
Heather Ball 10 months ago
That could easily be interpreted as Voyeurism. That is illegal and that individual should have charges filed against them for being a peeping Tom.
Rich Black 10 months ago
hello? 911? prowler alert. some creepy guy is peeking in everyone's windows. i'm sure this is against the law.
Patricia Steward 10 months ago
Not a fan of HOAs, but I'm guessing he's looking at the (possibly peeling) window frame.
#40
Crazy Garage Door Window Rules
Our HOA just sent out an addendum to our rules about garage door color, size, design, etc. The fact that anyone has the time to care about the circle shape design in someone else’s garage door window is beyond me. We’ve lived in HOA communities before, but have never seen this - anyone else?
Bill Mills 9 months ago
This is a company that manages a neighborhood trying to justify their fees
#41
Hoa Says Not To Decorate Until 3 Weeks Before Halloween
There’s no way I’m waiting until October 7th to decorate. I’ll keep the lights off and wait to put out the majority of stuff, but that’s the best you’re getting. I’ll pay the fine.
Colleen Glim 10 months ago
Those would be out all year round. Santa hats for Christmas, bunny ears for Easter, holding flags for Independence Day. This is my house. I get to decide how to decorate it. Pound sand
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
That's exactly what I am doing with Big Jake. Big Jake is now a permanent fixture on my lawn and will have different clothing/accessories per season/holiday XD Here he is keeping my six other Christmas doggo decorations company! big_jake_x...e79a87.jpg 
Michael Largey 10 months ago
"Dear HOA. Those are not decorations. They are people who tried to tell me what to do on my own property. Menacingly yours, the owner."
Rich Black 10 months ago
halloween decorations are overdone. nobody wants to drive past giant skeletons for months at a time.
#42
Two Days Before Christmas My Hoa Hits Us With The News We Will Owe $3400 In Special Assessment Fees On Jan 1
As the title says, my HOA had a special assessment voted on to fix a roof and repave already fine roads. I voted no, but whatever. Each townhouse owes $17,000. We received an email on Dec 2nd that it was voted as approved and would either be $3400 yearly for five years or $17000 all at once. They sent this out Dec 23rd to clarify that unlike all other special assessments that increase the monthly HOA fee, the $3400 is due on the 1st.
To make matters worse, we are required to have ACH transactions and will be debited on the first. We also have to pay the usual $530 HOA fee by the 5th. We have owners on social security. I’m not sure how many people are cash rich that soon after Christmas but Jesus.
Peter Parker 10 months ago
Aren't HOAs supposed to build savings for things like repaving the road or reroofing the house? Isn't that exactly what the HOA fees should be used for?!
Rich Black 10 months ago
per state law (almost every state). there needs to be a minimum interval of 30 days between "billing date" and "due date". Any penalties (late fees, interest charges) need to be spelled out in a contract agreed to by both parties in advance of the offense.
Heather Ball 10 months ago
This looks like a scam. Who did they hire to d the work? Who did they hire to spin the vote?
Mike Rodrick 10 months ago
I can't believe that all of you in the community don't pay these ridiculous charges & tell the HOA to go *uck themselves. What will they do, evict all of you?
Bean Driller 10 months ago
Soooo, if you wanted to finance a car for $17k, you have to apply and get approved for the loan, so how does it work if you don't have the money? There would be a for sale sign in my yard so fast!
Ruth 10 months ago
There are companies who offer financing for special assessments to homeowners.
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#43
Hoas Are Horrible
f6d6r9f4dv 10 months ago
the answer to that is simply NO, they have nothing better to do. These people are retired and have all day to find fault with anything out there.
#44
This Letter From My Hoa, Written In Purple Ink, Telling Me They Rejected My Check Because It Was Written In Purple Ink
Shark Lady 10 months ago
Does the bank specify a colour of ink on cheques. I know my bank in the UK wouldn't accept a cheque because it wasn't blue or black ink and I had to get it changed. This was about 20 years ago though.
Nicola Roberts 10 months ago
I was thinking anyone under the age of 20 wouldn't recognise a cheque in the UK?
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 10 months ago
It's 2025.... who the hell is still using cheques? I don't even have a chequebook, let alone remember the last time I wrote one.
iBlank 10 months ago
I literally wrote one check in 2024, because the payment site for my dentist was down that month, haha
Load More Replies... Rich Black 10 months ago
purple and red ink are "invisible" to bank check processing machines. this is a completely valid request.
SkippityBoppityBoo 10 months ago (edited)
Showing my age but I still remember the old cheque swiping thingy... You had to put the card underneath, the cheque on top and swipe it. I hated one of the ones at work because it would be temperamental and get stuck! 😄 Last year? I had to pay a bill via a giro and the younger (20s?) girl behind the bank counter had absolutely no idea how to do that!
#45
Hoa President Has Started Taping Notes To Our Trash
One of our neighbors set their trash out at 4PM instead of 6PM, so our HOA president typed up a note and taped it to their trash. I guess now we're going to have to start checking our trash for notes?
Karen Krause 10 months ago
So what happens if you set it out early because you are leaving town and not see their little "love notes"?
Ugh, do I have to? 10 months ago
I would put a similar note on their trash reading- "Dear HOA, you are the trash."
SkippityBoppityBoo 10 months ago
Given that we're in a city centre and do get rats on the street, a few of us have seen mice inside our Homes too? So long you're taking your bins out? Who gives a rats patootie? 🙂
Jo Firth 10 months ago
I'd wait until 2am and then make so much noise putting out my rubbish. When the complaints rock in I'd explain that I was out and didn't get home until 2am. Not wanting to miss rubbish collection if I slept in I complied by putting my bins out after 6pm. This would continue on an ad hoc basis. Nothing like fighting petty with pettier.
iBlank 10 months ago
for once I agree with the HOA on this one: 1.) before 6pm the trash is likely out in full sun, baking and getting super stinky 2.) more time for critters to rummage through it and spread it across the street, yards, etc. I don't have a HOA currently, but the same rules are enforced by our county
UKGrandad 10 months ago
According to the note, trash can only go out after 6pm on the day before collection or before 8am on collection day. This makes no sense. I can understand them not wanting trash putting out too early, but why have a cut-off of 8am? Surely, as long as it's out in time for collection it doesn't matter even if they wait until the truck's on the street.
iBlank 10 months ago
if the trash is collected around 8am, then putting it out later would result in it sitting outside all day
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#46
How Is This Ok?
Corwin 02 10 months ago
False legitimacy , we held a ballot , you had a chance , you did not fulfill the requirements so now we can do what we want
Load More Replies... David Houde 10 months ago
The problem with this one is that they are "forgetting" to apply the quorum rule first. I'm sure the bylaws state that a quorum must be established on any vote. That means that a minimum percentage of voters must have vote. It's usually pretty high. I think in my HOA its 75%. So by needing a majority of 600 votes, I'm assuming that there are 1200 units. So 34% of people voted? There is no way that the quorum requirement was met.
Susan Reid Smith 10 months ago
That happens in my association, so there is another vote and the quorum goes down.
Load More Replies... Rich Black 10 months ago
there's an attorney or two who would love to take this case, on a contingency fee basis. "We don't get paid unless we win".
Debby Keir 10 months ago
But the votes don't even add up to 600 - how many didn't vote, or perhaps they ask the impossible.
#47
Pay 80 Bucks A Month And Hoa Paints The Mailboxes Closed
HOA handyman work, decided to paint the mail boxes including the doors that aluminum that didn’t need paint.
besterdaleen 10 months ago
Oh oh oh, I'd definitely sic the USPS on their beehinds
Load More Replies... Rich Black 10 months ago
i don't think the HOA decided they should be painted. this is just some moronic contractor.
#48
Who Else Got These 5-Minute Shower Timers From Their Hoa?
I guess I don’t really need to scrub my ankles or pretty much from the knees down. This 5 minute challenge is going to be cake
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 10 months ago
Some people shower every day. What if I saved up a whole years worth and took one shower all at once? One single shower that lasted a day and a half?
lenka 10 months ago
In Australia the goal is 3 minutes. Fresh clean water is not an infinite resource and water saving has been in place for decades. 5 minutes is plenty long enough to wash your body.
rullyman 10 months ago
Plus if you live somewhere warm you can turn off the shower while you scrub your body. That's what I do in summer in the UK. These shower timers are a waste of plastic.
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Michael Largey 10 months ago
At least this appears to be purely voluntary. A request is just a request. And thanks for the free egg timer!
Kare Deter 10 months ago (edited)
My dad was in the navy so we grew up with navy showers. water on, get wet, water off, soap up, water on, rinse off, water off. I still do that and I'm mid-winter in New York! Water conservation is a must, be it willingly or unwillingly, but it really needs to start with other excessive water usage: (from Google) "It takes roughly 20 gallons of water to make a pint of beer, as much as 132 gallons of water to make a 2-liter bottle of soda, and about 500 gallons, including water used to grow, dye and process the cotton, to make a pair of Levi's stonewashed jeans." vs "A typical 5-minute shower uses around 10 to 25 gallons of water"
Tom Brincefield 10 months ago
This is from a condo or townhouse association, so there are no individual lawns.
Load More Replies... Cj Churchall-McKenzie 10 months ago
in the Uk water bills are paid by the home owner or tenant, starting to look not so bad now
Linda Robinett 10 months ago
I lived in a condo development with shared hot water heaters and unmetered water and we never go complaints.
#49
It’s Freaking Hot In Texas
I installed a window unit in my bedroom and I work nights and it gets so hot during the day and the main A/C unit just isn’t enough and my HOA sent me a lovely letter to remove it.
Rich Black 10 months ago
have your central AC unit inspected and serviced. it's probably about to fail.
#50
Hoa Penalized Me For “Excessive Weeds In Front Yard.”
Serial pacifist 10 months ago
These people seem to be obsessed psychopaths with too much time on their hands. I don’t understand why homeowners empower them to be molested by these petty asșholes.
Nancy Lynch 10 months ago
You can only have three weeds for every square foot in the front yard. If you have two or four weeds, you will be fined.
Rich Black 10 months ago
excessive gravel and stones would be my call. what's with the faux zen riverbed?
Tom Brincefield 10 months ago
Probably in an arid part of the country where growing grass is a waste of time & water.
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I Absolutely Refuse To Ever Live In A Hoa Neighborhood
Rich Black 10 months ago
if you have unregistered, undriveable, or cars under repair in your driveway, those could be violations.. a neighbor of mine has been "restoring" a beater for 3 years, under a canvas tent.
#52
$470/Mo Hoa Fees For Top Notch Contractor Work; Pool Gate Key Lock "Upgraded" To A Coded Lock
#53
Just Wow
Regina Holt 10 months ago
So, people who just moved in have to pay for stuff from a couple of years ago?
Rich Black 10 months ago
start by seeing if these charges were calculated in a session which violates the "open meeting" requirements.
Bean Driller 10 months ago
"...for the financial health of the HOA..." what about the financial "health" of the residents??
#55
A Murrells Inlet Neighborhood Is Divided After An Hoa Sent Cease And Desist Letters To Parents Whose Children Play In The Community’s Common Area
Regina Holt 10 months ago (edited)
I wonder which side called in the local news? Or was it just the kids calling it in mischieviously since they had to spend their time inside now, so playing on their phones what is now preferred.
Rich Black 10 months ago
this is exactly what should happen. local tv reporters make karens a laughingstock.
#56
Hoa Does Not Like That Grey Swatch Of Paint Has Blue Tones
Michael Largey 10 months ago
"You can also get stucco. Boy, can you get stucco." - Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers
Rich Black 10 months ago
a neighbor two blooks away repained their stucco (originally "putty" colored) a vibrant robins egg blue. it looks like we're living in jamaica now. cant wait to see how long it lasts before it starts peeling.
#57
Tree Stakes Not Aesthetically Pleasing
Texas homeowner here, our HOA recently sent us an email violation for the tree stakes pictured. We had this young pecan tree planted two years ago and I had just removed the support ropes a few weeks back since the tree nursery advised it was ok now. I had planned to take the stakes out eventually but getting that email made our blood boil. Has anyone gotten a violation like this before?
#58
Hoa Decided Everyone In The Neighborhood Needed A Copy Of The Rules
800+ booklets. Needed over 40 liners to sort and couldn't all get delivered in one day.
#59
I Apparently Now Have To Pay $50 To Register My Turtle
Blue Bunny of Happiness 10 months ago
Insane. One pet per unit. So you can have a pet, but despite it being a species that needs companionship eg rabbits you can’t have a partner for it? Actually, it’s not insane, it’s evil.
Vermonta 10 months ago
Just don't tell them. Register 1 pet and not the other.
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Upstaged75 10 months ago
Since when are Dalmatians a dangerous breed? Never heard that one before.
Bookworm 10 months ago
They're very high strung, and there was a lot of bad puppy mill breeding back when the 101 Dalmatians movies came out.
Load More Replies... Rich Black 10 months ago
generally only a county can require a dog license. bring this to the attention of your county representative.
#60
My Driveway Was An Hoa Violation…
My driveway was an HOA violation but the street lamp that’s has been laying on the ground for the past 3 months on our street is fine and dandy… How lame. In my letter it says to sweep and or power wash it.
Shark Lady 10 months ago
Did all the driveways get fined then because they all look the same in this photo.
Cheryl Ramsay 10 months ago
If you live in the HOA from above, when you power wash your driveway you will be subject to a fine for using too much water.
#61
Charged $200 Twice On The Same Day For "Weeds"
#62
What's Wrong With Literal Nature
Rich Black 10 months ago
if that's english ivy, its an invasive species no longer permitted by law. harvard gets away with this stuff because they have a sweetheart deal with Cambridge, Mass.
#63
Hoa Sent A $25 Fine For Yard Non-Compliance
Citing edging and mowing needed to be done. They came out the evening before our yard company came according to the time stamp. This is the same yard company that they pay to mow and care for our development shared areas. The company comes out twice monthly to do this for $40. The same company we used last year and never had a single warning about our yard. This was our third notice this year(two warnings then this fine)… they say second. The first picture they put with the notice was visibly needed, but the latest one? I think tf not. Needless to say I appealed that stuff. Waiting to hear back from them.
#64
Neighbors Leaves Blew Into My Yard, One Week Later We Get This Letter In The Mail From The Hoa. How Absurdly Disrespectful
Shark Lady 10 months ago
That's not just disrespectful, it's also threatening. In my experience it's not the younger generations who are inconsiderate towards others.
JDartz 10 months ago (edited)
Pump your breaks, I have been a college professor for 20 years and the students I have now (Gen Z) are the rudest and most inconsiderate students I have ever had.
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Rich Black 10 months ago
wait . . . they called you a "douche"? See an attorney about a defamation or libel lawsuit. Start with $10,000 damages, and see where it goes.
Karen Krause 10 months ago
Threatening to disable electricity, water, and gas is a health hazard.
YakFactory 10 months ago
Threats now. Since when was the HOA perfect? Let he who is without sin...
Mother of Dragons 10 months ago
I'm guessing they did not consult their HOA attorney before sending that....
Michael Largey 10 months ago
"Lower expectation for the younger generation's ability to be considerate of others". Gee, would preferential treatment like that be allowed by the HOA agreement? I think you're the one in violation here.
#65
Our Hoa Has A Rule To Set Trash Out At 5 Pm. I Set It Out At 4:30
Deborah 10 months ago
Who are these people? Do they spend their entire lives lurking around the community? What kind of people are so effin bonkers?
Charles McChristy 10 months ago
Retirees who move to Florida and want to make everything like it was back home.
Load More Replies... Featherytoad 10 months ago
There must be someone sitting in their picture window just waiting and drooling for someone to do this.
Michael Largey 10 months ago
Tell them that to you it was 5:30. Point out there's nothing in the HOA rules requiring you to observe Daylight Savings Time.
#66
Hoa "Violation Notice" For "Weed Mitigation" & The Drive-By Picture They Send With It
#67
This New Dog Policy My Inlaws' Hoa Is Implementing
lenka 10 months ago (edited)
If this is what it takes to make dog owners responsible then I am in favour. I am so sick of stepping over the dogshit on the sidewalk and it's entirely unfair that the kids cant safely play in the park or on the grass because of the dog s**t everywhere. Your dog = your s**t. Clean it up.
Kelly Scott 10 months ago
This is what makes me laugh when people complain about the homeless, especially those in well-to-do neighborhoods. "I want the homeless removed! They don't work for a living and they leave their s**t all over the place. And it smells!" "Lady, your loose dog doesn't work for a living and he leaves his s**t all over the place, too. And it also smells."
Load More Replies... Shark Lady 10 months ago
It's disgusting when someone doesn't clean up after their dog but this seems very 1984ish.
Rich Black 10 months ago
to be fair, there are a lot of "douches" who let their dogs poop on someone else's lawn. it's a health hazard.
Tonyah Mcanelly 10 months ago
how do they know its not a stray running around . I feel like most people are responsible
Michael Largey 10 months ago
What if the dogs don't want their DNA taken and hire a lawyer to fight it? Doesn't the HOA need some sort of writ of Habeus Poopus?
#68
We Bought A New House Earlier This Year, Just In Time For The Hoa To Add New Rules Demanding Everyone Build Fences Around Their A/C Units Because God Forbid This Thing Be Visible From The Street
Rich Black 10 months ago
this isn't unreasonable, if it was legally adopted by the committee in an open meeting.
Michael Largey 10 months ago
Next they'll demand you get it out of sight by burying it under ground.
#69
When Your Hoa Goes Above And Beyond
I'm not going to say they're specifically targeting us and harrssing us for every little thing as every notice and fine we've gotten this month has in no way been retaliatory for defending our rights to have campaign signs - rather I'm quite concerned about the competency of the grounds people who may get injured by striking a solar light in a 2ft stone planter on our driveway and the board's approach to minimizing the liability of the strata. Surely I'm just ignorant to the dangerous situation I've created for the contractors. Seems to me
Rich Black 10 months ago
this is completely reasonable, and politely explained. remove the plastic flamingo and garden gnome too, just to be safe.
#70
Violation: You Have Debris And/Or Items In Your Yard. (Toys)
#71
My Hoa Included A Photo Of Our New Building Colors In The Newsletter... Printed In Black And White
#72
My Dad Pays A $250 Hoa Fee Each Month. Lawn Care Is Supposed To Be Included…
He says he doesn’t want to complain and start off on the wrong foot with the HOA.
Mike Rodrick 10 months ago (edited)
DEMAND it be done or don't pay the fee. They are in violation of their own responsibility.
#73
Can’t Have A Political Sign In My Yard…
Rich Black 10 months ago
candidates for office generally have 7 days to remove all signs after an election. random homeowners should follow the same standard.
Taibhse Sealgair 10 months ago
candidates for office generally have 7 days to remove all signs FROM PUBLIC PROPERTY after an election. random homeowners should follow the 1ST AMENDMENT..
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Hobby Hopper 10 months ago
People aren't allowed to express their political opinion? On their own property? Politics is so very important; it critically impacts all of our lives. We should be shouting from the rooftops.
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They Are So Cute
Rich Black 10 months ago
you probably also can't have: ducks, geese, peacocks, goats, sheep, hogs, cattle, or horses. check the rules. And llamas . . . and bison . . . and
#75
Hoa Citing Me For Driveway Extension, But Other Neighbors Have Done The Same!
Rich Black 10 months ago
where's the actual property line? is there a "set aside" regulation mandating no construction with 5 feet of the property line? Use qualified contractors who know the rules!
#76
New Rule Restricting Dog Breeds
My primary thought is that the proposed rule change targets the wrong end of the leash.
My secondary question is whether it's legally sound judgment to proceed without being compelled by HOA/common area insurance company?
My tertiary reaction is, if such a breed prohibition is legally sound, how does this affect resale of my property (assuming buyers don't know how to gut the rule of all meaning by circumventing through emotional support animal certification)?
The attached rule proposal is for our property is in the City of Los Angeles. I believe it was motivated by an owner-to-owner lawsuit that also implicated the HOA as it occurred in a common area walkway. The pit bull that attacked a small child has a well-established history of dangerous proclivities and its owners are reckless.
My guess is that the HOA Board is trying to get ahead of what they anticipate our insurer may ask, but I won't know until the January meeting.
I resisted posting because of all the arguments I saw for/against pit bulls that won't focus on the efficacy and legal prudence of pursuing such a rule, but I am too curious as to experience and feedback from the esteemed folks on this sub. Thank you in advance.
Shark Lady 10 months ago
You can understand the motivation behind this, since a young child was attacked. However, wouldn't it be more effective to make it compulsory for dogs to be on leads outside of the home and to have rear gardens enclosed so a dog can't escape.
Regina Holt 10 months ago
I find that it's the little dogs that draw more blood than the larger dogs. All dogs should be on leashes, and under control, whatever the breed. Pit bulls I have known are big ol' lap dogs.
Deborah 10 months ago
Once again, I point to the studies that show that smaller breeds are more likely to be aggressive. Pitties, dobes, rotties, I've only ever know ones that are sweeties. Don't get me wrong. My service dog is a pomeranian, and a friend has the kindest chihuahua on the face of the planet. But the point is, too many breeds are thought to be nasty just because of their size or appearance.
Load More Replies... Rich Black 10 months ago
racial discrimination for dogs doesn't sound legal. what are they going to do when police K9 unit shows up with THEIR dogs?
Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
My SIL was intimidated by an Akita across my daughter's street. Owners fault, but after a mauling, it's a bit late.
Deborah 10 months ago
According to the Americans with Disabilities Act, a Federal law, there is NO certification/documentation required for service dogs. And service dogs may be of ANY breed, regardless of other "dangerous" breed restrictions. And, very few of the breeds generally regarded by dangerous, really are.
#77
Our Hoa Banned Bird Feeders
Anyone other foco folks live in an HOA that have done something like this?
Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 10 months ago
My place also has birdfeeders banned because of rats and also avian flu. So not a totally wild rule, these one I understand. (I don't live in an HOA, btw. Townhouse with a condo group)
Kelly Scott 10 months ago
I can understand bird feeders. My neighbor in the trailer park I lived in once started feeding birds. Within a month, we had rats all over the place. One of them even gnawed a hole in the floor from the underside of a trailer. It was a nightmare getting them out, especially as the owner of the park didn't want to use traditional traps or poison as we had raccoons that would get the traps caught on their paws or eat the poisoned rats.
Michael Largey 10 months ago
Per paragrah 2.13, HOAs are now forbidden because they attact Karens, which can lead to tyranical rules and moronic nit picking.
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KombatBunni 10 months ago (edited)
If I ever moved to a place that had a HOA you can be damn sure I’d be a nightmare for them 😈 but I’d also make sure my home wasn’t part of the area they’re in, just close enough to drive them batty 😂
Kylie 10 months ago
Yeah this. I'd love to move into a house adjacent to an HOA.
Load More Replies... Ariom Dahl 10 months ago
I daily thank all the powers that be that I do not live in an area controlled by these tiny minded wannabe dictators.
Weltschmerz 10 months ago
How and why do they exist?? Non American here!!
Load More Replies... WonderWoman 10 months ago
Moving into a home with an HOA is akin to electing Trump or Republicans and being surprised when your rights are taken away and it costs you more while they become wealthier. Literally shooting yourself in the foot and paying for it.
Oerff On Tour 10 months ago
For people who live in "The Land Of The Free" it appears to me you don't have much freedom. But now hear this: The US constitution gives you the freedom of association. Just buy the property you like, and tell the HOA that you invoke your constitutional right NOT to associate.
Shark Lady 10 months ago
I would love to do a study on the difference in blood pressure of those who live in an HOA neighbourhood and those who don't. Receiving any of these notices would have my blood pressure through the roof.
Hidalgo 10 months ago
Almost all new housing, except for the very wealthy or very rural, is HOA. Virtually all condos (estates) are. Hard to avoid.
Load More Replies... KombatBunni 10 months ago (edited)
If I ever moved to a place that had a HOA you can be damn sure I’d be a nightmare for them 😈 but I’d also make sure my home wasn’t part of the area they’re in, just close enough to drive them batty 😂
Kylie 10 months ago
Yeah this. I'd love to move into a house adjacent to an HOA.
Load More Replies... Ariom Dahl 10 months ago
I daily thank all the powers that be that I do not live in an area controlled by these tiny minded wannabe dictators.
Weltschmerz 10 months ago
How and why do they exist?? Non American here!!
Load More Replies... WonderWoman 10 months ago
Moving into a home with an HOA is akin to electing Trump or Republicans and being surprised when your rights are taken away and it costs you more while they become wealthier. Literally shooting yourself in the foot and paying for it.
Oerff On Tour 10 months ago
For people who live in "The Land Of The Free" it appears to me you don't have much freedom. But now hear this: The US constitution gives you the freedom of association. Just buy the property you like, and tell the HOA that you invoke your constitutional right NOT to associate.
Shark Lady 10 months ago
I would love to do a study on the difference in blood pressure of those who live in an HOA neighbourhood and those who don't. Receiving any of these notices would have my blood pressure through the roof.
Hidalgo 10 months ago
Almost all new housing, except for the very wealthy or very rural, is HOA. Virtually all condos (estates) are. Hard to avoid.
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