50 Pics Showing That Some People Have No Idea How To Behave At Work (New Pics)

A superior once demanded I make coffee. But I don't drink coffee. Sure, I'll make it... is it six scoops of coffee? Nevermind, I'll do it myself. And that, ladies, is how you break the chauvinistic cycle.

That's funny, I sometimes have that feeling when talking to people with kids and I have one, so there you go.

Maybe she doesn't know. Maybe you can teach her like: "Thank you for counting the apparel. But let me show you a neat trick..."

Whenever she posts about yet another fancy trip, leave a comment saying, "Where's the money, Lebowski??"

Not if you have co-irkers like this 601a58db9a...d29141.jpg

It's a BMW, what did you expect?

Some people are determined to remain ignorant.

Someone obviously doesn't like crusts.

I learned a LOOONG time ago, to buy a lunchbag and a ice pack.

I had a woman working beneath me, so I was supposed to be training her but it was a lost cause because every bag she opened was torn thru. It was crazy and always a mess to clean up after.

I would stay there sorting it. I would hate myself, someone will probably yell at me for it, but I can't help myself. I did it before. I have learned not to sort messes in shops, I don't work in a shop I should not do other people's jobs..., but this is too much.

Good thing you also took a picture for him.

I'm a lefty... I approve. 😂

Choke his a*s with it.

I did the same when I was 6yrs old and wanted to help around the house

Unplug it, walk over to another desk (preferably one of the idiots who did this) unplug their keyboard and substitute this one.

When I was between undergrad & grad school (young) & working at my first office job I had a plate of cookies given to me on my desk on a decorative plate with colored plastic wrap around it and ribbon with a bow. It was clearly a holiday gift. It disappeared. That night, my roommates gave me all the shake from their weed & I leaned to make really potent “pot oil.” I made a new batch of cookies & wrapped them like the previous and brought them to work. They sat on my desk all day & disappeared the following. All three mailroom guys went home “sick” that day. The following day, a Friday, I walked a letter that needed to be mailed to their area. Without elaborating, I simply said “glad you’re feeling better. I hope the next time it doesn’t kill you” and laughed like it was a joke. The following Monday there was a bakery made box of cookies on my desk. No one went to HR, no one made a scene.

I like them better this way

If this bother you so much, why don't you switch them back around.

I would actually call them artistic !

I'm the kind of coworker who'd switch them like this on purpose just to annoy people.

I would do that.

OP wouldn't like my socks.

That's design...

I'm assuming there's a reason for two bins... So now how do I tell which is the recycling and which is the waste?

People who are rude to service staff are THE WORST.

If I owned a trash car... I'd park it right up close to their driver's door.

I'm truly sorry, but I just don't get this. What makes you think you have a right to someone else's possessions just because you share a work space? What is it about desks and office spaces that turns people into thieves?

But.. the sponge and soap are RIGHT THERE. I didn't know offices hired entire teams of toddlers.

Bloody barbarian!

Not the person who asked their co-worker to tally apparel. Obviously.

No way will you ever get the residue out of that Nespresso machine. Throw it away, it's useless now.

Is your co-worker a hamster? :)

Pour some boiling water in, let it sit for a little bit. Dump the water. Put a little bit of dish soap and a few generous finger-fulls of baking soda on a soft cloth. Use some firm pressure and wipe out the sides and bottom of the mug. Should come right out.

This is a health and safety violation and they should be written up.

It's the "I, seal, upside down axe, 83" vial.....thought that was obvious

Possible that those years of experience means your coworker knows that tucking doesn't work.

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over?

"I don't know what happened to your tooth. Maybe the cleaning people threw it out?"

Fire exit hazard. Report them to HR.

They're not discarded - they're being saved for later

thems fightin' words

What an asśhole.

This is more on the workplace honestly. My swipe card for work only opens the one building I run my afterschool program in (the school hall) and the outside gates. I can't even get into the main office after a certain time in the afternoon. Makes it awkward sometimes. The school are very reluctant to give out another card, so when I occasionally get to have someone work with me, they also have to text me to get in (or go through the school office, which is more annoying).

Looks like you can't spare a square

Sorta similar, I worked the last shift at a TV station. Came in one afternoon and the whole daytime staff was glaring at me for not picking up all the books after some shelving crashed. I explained things were fine when I locked up but no one believed me. Screw 'em.

OMG I had almost exactly same co-worker. The throat clearing wouldn't have been so bad if he did it while his mouth was closed. But he did it every 5 minutes. Drove me absolutely insane

I fail to see the issue.

Yes!

Deliberately chaotic/eccentric or weaponized incompetence?

A bit weird but at least they used a knife. And they propably wanted to have a taste of each different one. Also they didn't take away too much. All the parts barely combine up to a whole donut.

Why doesn't the co-worker have to replace it? It's his fault.

So you work with a pack of coyotes?

Why doesn't the error message just say "load paper?"

This must be fake. 2 of those empty rolls will fall down as soon as you try to take some toilet paper. A person who leaves things as messy as that will not bother picking them up. So it must have been staged for the look.

I'm sorry, but I can't stand people who waste food.