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People Are Posting Pics Of Animals With Threatening Auras, And Here Are 45 Of The Best Ones
Congratulations, you've lived through toilets with threatening auras. But we can't let you go that easy, no no. Prepare yourself, it's time for intimidating animals. I'm talking about toads that look like they're about to take over the world and creepy crows turning on the chainsaw. Edgar Allan Poe would definitely approve of these pics. Scroll down, take a look at the animals with the most threatening auras, and try not to squeak!
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How does a tortoise end up in the wall, curious to the story behind this one.
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour 'Lonely George?'
Wow, I can't believe he worked for 25 years just to say "Hey Kool-aid!"
Could you lower the volume of the music? I'm trying to have a nap.
How the fuq is that possible, even with plasterboard, that is still a f****n tortoise 😂😂😂 this one is motivated and coming to get you, we can be clear on that 👏👏👏👏😂😂👏
May I ask how on earth did he get in there? did you forgot your turtle or where there eggs?
So what’s the story behind this one? He got stuck between the walls or something?
During mating season their drive to burrow out to find a mate can be intense....
What does that poor beast in a house ? Tortoises suffer when closed up. She is desperately trying to escape her prison
lol! its like those Indian Colgate ads.. turtle jumps out of the wall: " Kya apke toothpaste mein namak hai?"
We have three of these sulcata tortoises...they are wonderful..wish we knew the story of this. Isn't going to be healthy for this little guy.
"Ben? Ben! Wait, you don't look like Ben. Where's Ben? Whaddya mean, who's... Look, I saw on the news there was this thing going on with Cuba and nuclear bombs and the Ruskies, and Ben said if I was that scared, then I'd better go hide, so... what? WHAT?! 2019? IT'S TWENTY-FRICKIN' NINETEEN? ... Why, that bastard. I'll bet he drank all my gin."
Kool aid Tortoise, filling in for the Kool aid man! "Oooooh yeaaaah"!
Wow. I hope this tortoise was successfully rehomed to a much safer place!
when I saw this, I had "What The Rock, is cooking!" run through my mind.
This is scary because crows are smart. Give them time and they will figure it out.
[Above]: Yogi, fresh out of prison after he stole one too many pic-i-nic baskets.
Geese are the scariest birds ever! And anyone who thinks different ought to take a closer look at their teeth!
This one is really sad. The bread can rip their skin off eventually and leave some very rough wounds. If you are to toss the bread slices to birds, please, PLEASE rip them apart.
*important business cough. "Now, humans, in this document my secretary has summarised all the latest reasons I consider you to be c**p.
Two crabs were sitting in a cafe. One of them lighted a cigar. The other one screamed: what the heck are you doing? If you smoke, you'd end up with human! P.S. One of the crappiest jokes ever.
I have a window next to my living room door, just happened to look over one night and saw my cat staring in at me like this! Shat myself! No idea how long he'd been there just staring at me!
'o...okay sir um you can take the house!... I..I'll leave the keys on the sofa. great talking to you, bye!
My grandma’s eyes used to reflect like that in the dark (due to cataract lens replacement). It was scary as hell to see this little curly haired old lady down a dark hallway with her eyes glowing.
There's an inherited health condition - something to do with connective tissue? - that has been diagnosed that way. People who have it show reflective retinas in flash photos.
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This article has by far the best comments of any BP article I've ever seen. Most of the top voted ones made me laugh out loud.
The comments have been hilarious on this one lol
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Maybe it's in the expanded version of this post? (94 pix).
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It's like pennywise in the hall of mirrors but a cat XD
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Interesting that the largest percentage of the threatening ones are felines....
i once saw red little eyes in my dark play room with a sliding door and a doggy door in the door to go outside in the room found out it was a raccoon and little babys
Teleporting horses. Truly terrifying when you think about the possibilities.
How did all those frogs get on the roof? How did that Turtle get in the wall? Things that make you go hmmmmm......?
Some of these just make me so so very sad about the way we mistreat animals then laugh about it. I mean yeah, a lot of them are funny or even cute, but like the poor turtle in the wall or the horses trapped in tiny places.
My grandma’s eyes used to reflect like that in the dark (due to cataract lens replacement). It was scary as hell to see this little curly haired old lady down a dark hallway with her eyes glowing.
There's an inherited health condition - something to do with connective tissue? - that has been diagnosed that way. People who have it show reflective retinas in flash photos.
Load More Replies... This article has by far the best comments of any BP article I've ever seen. Most of the top voted ones made me laugh out loud.
The comments have been hilarious on this one lol
Load More Replies... Maybe it's in the expanded version of this post? (94 pix).
Load More Replies... It's like pennywise in the hall of mirrors but a cat XD
Load More Replies... Interesting that the largest percentage of the threatening ones are felines....
i once saw red little eyes in my dark play room with a sliding door and a doggy door in the door to go outside in the room found out it was a raccoon and little babys
Teleporting horses. Truly terrifying when you think about the possibilities.
How did all those frogs get on the roof? How did that Turtle get in the wall? Things that make you go hmmmmm......?
Some of these just make me so so very sad about the way we mistreat animals then laugh about it. I mean yeah, a lot of them are funny or even cute, but like the poor turtle in the wall or the horses trapped in tiny places.
