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Congratulations, you've lived through toilets with threatening auras. But we can't let you go that easy, no no. Prepare yourself, it's time for intimidating animals. I'm talking about toads that look like they're about to take over the world and creepy crows turning on the chainsaw. Edgar Allan Poe would definitely approve of these pics. Scroll down, take a look at the animals with the most threatening auras, and try not to squeak!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody will ever find the portal to hell if we put this rug over it...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not "vaguely threatening". That's a very clear "I'll f*ck you up".

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess he decided to quit horsing around and settled down..

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Lucille Wenzel
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My work colleagues used to move a deer hunting decoy all over our offices. One time they put it in the back seat of someone's car. Guy almost had a heart attack when he looked in the rear view mirror. We still laugh about that story.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to have a five foot stuffed turkey. I would take it to work around Thanksgiving and put in someone's chair after they went home with the "arms" positioned in the person's keyboard. Would always scare the person when they came in and thought someone was sitting at their desk

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temmie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when you don know where to put ur horse after going to old town road

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glowworm2
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I wake up every morning and wish that I could play basketball with my friends, but then I remember that I am a horse."

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Theresa Doty
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Galena, Il. Fiberglass horse looking onto shoppers - been there for years - love it!

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Thomas Ewing
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It'll be nice when school's out and I can go back to pasture...

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Adam Maultsby
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here. I. Don't. Belong. Here.

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ALainA
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are all of you guys so weirded out by this??? Horses in buildings are completely normal.

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Susann Campbell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The drunk duke rode me up to his bedroom again , but this time he closed the door.

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Rashleigh Eavis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK... this is in Amterdam. east near artis somewhere.... its an actual stuffed horse.. on the third floor. I remember walking past it one night and having the c**p scared out of me

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Marta Fernandes
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Madonna tried to film one of her latests vídeos in a palace in Lisbon. She wasn’t allowed because she enates to ride a horse inside the living room. Maybe she for allowed ti film inside this building.

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Yesenia Mata
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the Hotel room, I’m gonna ride till I can’t no more.”

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LJ H
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact, there's no floor on the second floor of that building.

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BG Rey
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call the Super, we found out who’s been dancing on our ceiling

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Leslie Parker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, that’s just a horse in a second story building window. You see that all the time..😳

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Kim Bush
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can go up steps, but because of no depth perception they won't go down them.... So good luck getting him out of there

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Jill Harris Kraham
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How the $@*$ did I get up here??? What the $@** was in that hay!!

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Janet Buffurine
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So this is where Mr. Ed lives when he's not filming for his show.

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Felicia Dale
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHAT??? I hope this is just a painting or photo up against the window.

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF? Karen, will you look at who moved in across the street? Then tell me I’m not seeing things. Please. For the sake of my sanity.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is scary because crows are smart. Give them time and they will figure it out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm getting used to see horses inside houses. Am I ok, doctor?

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geese are the scariest birds ever! And anyone who thinks different ought to take a closer look at their teeth!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is really sad. The bread can rip their skin off eventually and leave some very rough wounds. If you are to toss the bread slices to birds, please, PLEASE rip them apart.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*important business cough. "Now, humans, in this document my secretary has summarised all the latest reasons I consider you to be c**p.

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two crabs were sitting in a cafe. One of them lighted a cigar. The other one screamed: what the heck are you doing? If you smoke, you'd end up with human! P.S. One of the crappiest jokes ever.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a window next to my living room door, just happened to look over one night and saw my cat staring in at me like this! Shat myself! No idea how long he'd been there just staring at me!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously it seems too commonplace having overweight pets. I know you want to treat and spoil your pets but this is just too far and not good for the animals health.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'o...okay sir um you can take the house!... I..I'll leave the keys on the sofa. great talking to you, bye!

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