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Those of us who have been on the internet for the majority of our lives sometimes naively think that it has nothing new to offer us. How very wrong we are. In the dark recesses of the internet lie some incredible pages that defy rational explanation and have to be seen to be believed.

One of these is the ‘Animals With Powerful Auras’ Facebook page. With over 312k followers, it posts hilarious and slightly edgy content about, well, pretty much everything. It’s also chock full of photos of animals exuding powerful and threatening auras. What exactly does that mean? You’re about to find out, dear Pandas: you'll know it when you see it.

The founder of 'Animals With Powerful Auras' shared that there's not much rhyme or reason to their Facebook page. "It's a lot of stream of consciousness," they were candid with Bored Panda about how there's a very important element of randomness behind what they post. In the mood to start your week off with another dose of animals with threatening auras? You’ll find Bored Panda’s earlier list about them right over here. Check it out once you’re done fully absorbing the Power in this article right here.

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    Lis Daglish
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog looks like he has a Jigsaw level of meticulously dastardly schemes, yet is still a good boi...

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    The founder revealed that that they started the 'Animals With Powerful Auras' page after their dog passed away. Earlier, they earned their stripes on Facebook having founded a page called 'Bed Goblins,' but eventually gave up on it. It was similar to the new page, but "more dog focused and [with] less subversive content."

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    As for planning and a roadmap for the future, there pretty are none. "There is literally no planning that goes into the content. I have no plans for 2021 except maybe try to sell shirts at some point," they explained to Bored Panda. They also suggested that people tend to like 'Animals With Powerful Auras' for a variety of reasons.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something really unsettling about those eyes.

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    Among some of the founder's other activities that they enjoy are bodybuilding, painting, art, and playing guitar. However, they had to give up on the latter three interests because of their workload. Which might explain why none of the content for the Facebook page is planned: there just isn't enough time for that.

    Bored Panda was also interested to find out where the founder of the page sees the line between an animal with a Powerful aura and a Weak one. "I think you just know it when you see it," they said, adding that they "pretty much enjoy all animal pictures."

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was a lil piglet but now realise it's a hedgehog. Very cute.

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    Some of the content featured on the page is a bit more mature than just merely bizarre animal photos: there are a lot of edgy pictures there that walk the knife's edge between hilarity and insanity.

    For instance, some of the memes that the founder of the page posts have a lot to do with urine as a way to make fun of the so-called 'urine healers' who believe that people's pee possesses alchemical and healing properties. The founder feels so strongly on the issue that they even asked us to include a direct quote from them regarding this: "I love piss," they said. We're not here to judge—to each their own on God's green Earth.

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    Jods
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you like my Madonna gap?

    Bubbles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hehehe my plan is so good

    the warner sister
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all hopes of happy dreams went out the window.

    ilikeunicorns123
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those teeth are unsettling for some reason

    Slune
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect to have a drink with a straw

    the redqueen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it teefs? Or toofs? I dated a guy once, who's last name was Toof. I'm dead serious. My roommate gave me hell, and used to say, " don't get married, because if you have kids, they will be your little teefers!"( he ended up dumping me, haha)

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue the dueling banjos!

    Donald McClane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is old enough to remember this!

    Judith Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    couldn't have been THAT long ago. One of the best movies ever with Burt in his prime

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    mcborge1
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greetings, I am count Hedgula, eh, eh, eh.

    Athenalikesowls
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    SOOOOOOOOO CUUUTTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DA TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!

    Leslie Burleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the good old boys up the road a ways ... the ones who married their sisters and have the Dixie flag on their trucks

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a treat for me please?

    Linda HS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby hedgehog teeefffsss....Adorable!

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    The ‘Animals With Powerful Auras’ page is full of comedy gold and it’s edgy and humorous through-and-through. For example, while that’s the name of the page, the link to it is titled ‘Real Goblin Hours.’

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    What’s more, the page has declared itself to be a religious organization on Facebook, even though it’s nothing of the sort. Well, unless we consider humor that’ll have you in stitches and internet memes to be a religion. In that case—carry on.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Umm...your head's not supposed to go in there..."

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    If that wasn’t enough tongue-in-cheek humor for you, the ‘Animals With Powerful Auras’ page also has a Patreon account dedicated to the founder and administrator. There’s only one financial goal listed and it calls for a very specific monthly sum of 1,680.71 euros so that fans can help the founder quit their job.

    Currently, the founder of the page is receiving slightly under 1 percent of their goal, standing at 16.38 euros per month. Their Patreon page has 6 different tiers of support, the biggest of which calls for 862.50 euros per month (we assume, to cover the rent, utilities, and other basic survival costs) and is titled “I will mow your lawn.” Now that sounds like a promise.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so cute. I realize that not all animals are photogenic, especially some of the ones from this thread, but this cat really does take a good picture.

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    “Hello, I'm the admin and I'm here to beg like for your help like the coward that I am. I need your money to buy pizza and build a throne of trash to rival the Tower of Babel,” the founder of the page writes. “Jokes aside, I could really use your help. I currently work in healthcare. I work a lot. I want to spend less time testing body fluids and more time writing jokes and making memes about them.”

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sea turtles *really* think of humans...

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    The founder explained that they run the Facebook page in their spare time and wants to raise the quality of the content that they post. Though we think it’s pretty good as it currently stands, despite “pretty much everything” being done on their phone.

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    “Ideally, I'd like to have more time to design [stuff] and branch out onto some other platforms like Instagram, Twitter, and Club Penguin, and be able to afford enough space to have a computer to photoshop things again. I also want to work on other side project pages and groups.”

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one of those demon dogs on ghostbusters.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Irish Wolfhound and a car for comparison.

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    “Pros: More original content. More content. More animal memes. More memes. Cons: you give me some of your money,” the founder of the Facebook page joked on their Patreon account as to why people should consider supporting the project.

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This polydactyl kitty is going to rule the world.

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    I noticed you hadn't sniffed my butt yet, let me assist you

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    Which photo was your favorite one and why, dear Readers? What do you think of the ‘Animals With Powerful Auras’ project? What’s your opinion on the other non-animal content that the page posts? Let us know what you think below.

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    Kay blue
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    Kneel before me peasants, for I am your overlord.

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    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Edit: Why does it look like a bald man and a dog fused together?

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be that person but... Neuter your damn dogs.

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    Sheila Stamey
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    Even big mean looking bois are celebrating pride!

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ι will take my revenge for this, human!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I never thought I would see one smiling tapir let alone two, and in the same article.

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    Omg, never seen a tapir smile and hope to never see one again lol.

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    This is what happens when you eat all the bacon.

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    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your chances of getting killed by an army of toads is low, but never zero.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    Okay, I've licked you. Now all the other cheetahs will know that you're MY human!

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The little human made this look so easy..."

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I just wanted to get to the other side."

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    Julia Atkinson
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    Liam also enjoyed death metal and Dungeons and Dragons

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    Raine Soo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting this "Pan's Labyrinth" vibe.

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    " Yes, Kevin, the next bus is at noon. Noon tomorrow"

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    Raine Soo
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    "I'm not getting out of bed for anything."

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    Yort
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    Where can I purchase this? I’ve never seen anything like it before. Amazing

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    John Montgomery
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    How did they get that many puppies to stay put long enough for a pic?

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    Gandalf the Pink
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    This Shiba blocked the world economy trading routes for 6 days

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    My biggest concern isn't the frogs, it's the disgusting state the toilet and surrounds are in. So gross

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    Shiba Inu and its resting bitch face.

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    Raine Soo
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    If you can imagine, this shrew has more in common with an elephant than a mouse. That is ambition.

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    Julia Atkinson
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    During a night of drunken revelry the lads accidentally summoned Bllgrrz, Demon of Sticks

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    Took me a moment to realise its trying to eat a starfish

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    Carbs are bad for birds, please remember that! Cute duck though

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    "Why are you taking a picture of him? I wanna be in the picture too."

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    Was this dog dancing whilst taking a leak?

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    That's so cute, what is it? Looks like a black hedgehog.

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    What kind of animal is that. Has the body of a wallaby, is it a wallaby?

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    Excuuuuse me, why don't I take a picture when you're on the toilet.

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    "Really dude?? I saw her first!"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound effects would make this image even worse. These possums look cute in real life but the sounds are demonic.

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