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Have you ever wondered what would happen if animals could speak the human language? Or if perhaps we humans could understand their language? Well, artist Jimmy Craig answers this question in a comic format, and over 590K people on Instagram seem to agree with his ideas on how animals perceive us and our world.

From talking dogs and cats, we delve into a world where any animal can convey their thoughts and some of the situations portrayed might leave you squeezing out a smile or two.

Jimmy's work has been previously featured on Bored Panda and you can find it by clicking here, here, here, and here.

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Yong-Sheng Lin
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Teresa Stabler
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love squirrels. I think they're so cute.

Diane Rice
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!"

Tamra Stiffler
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I put out dried corn for the squirrels. They stuff their cheeks and bury it all over the yard. By early summer, I'm picking random corn stalks out of the lawn.

Jimmy's comics take into consideration not only your typical everyday pets like cats and dogs but also animals like turtles, lions, birds, and even worms. Truth to be told, we could only wonder where he gets all of these ideas for the comics, especially when he makes the dialogues sound very accurate, as if the animals could actually speak, they'd tell us that.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thoses little pieces of ambulant poop, got some under my window, they sing for hours with only one note, ONE !

    Justa Chick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    impeckably done good sir, I can tell you don't give a flock !

    Jennifer Lewis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And if they don't wake, s!@t on their cars!"

    Mahogany Eclipse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bird must be outside our side door EVERY morning 😆

    Josh Tall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only reason I hate cardinals!

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    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You told us you knew where cars were wtf man"

    Sour Ice cream
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this make me think about when i was in the front of the line during elementary school, i hated it

    Esiaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would start doing some aerial tricks to see if they're really following me :)

    Teresa Stabler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would gather by a pond and leave a huge mess. One day I found a flock in a parking lot near my house. I had never seen them there before. Thankfully they didn't leave a huge mess that time.

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dum bass... Isn't that the name of a fish?

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    In an older interview with Bored Panda, we asked Jimmy about his drawing career and how it progressed over the years, and here's what he had to say to us, "I like to think that the art has improved over the years. I think doing something consistently naturally leads to getting better at it. I think the content of the comics has had to evolve because I used up low-hanging-fruit ideas early on."

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about second breakfast?

    Memymo68
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wht about leftover-from-off-ur-plate lunch

    Memymo68
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U know comes right after the puupy dog eyes

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    Jen F
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second dinner is just dinner. First dinner is supper and don't forget elevenses. Puppers doin it right

    moose man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i accidentally fell for that today :/

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This belongs to "Artist Reveals What Employees Would Say If They Could Talk"

    Geeki Nikki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check back in 5 mintues though....

    What makes Jimmy's comics even more interesting though is the fact, that he also has pets, so some of the situations he describes are taken from his everyday life with two cats! Jim's cats help him find new ideas as he told us a little about them. "They're both so different, so I think between the two of them I can make jokes that relate to a wide range of cat owners."

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time my dog farts it scares itself. He can't figure out that sound is coming out of his own butt.

    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my dog talked about my grandpa behind his back

    Corn Pone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad would always blame it on one of the dogs 😆

    Teresa Stabler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving credit where its due ( even if it's not due)!

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    Remi Flynne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my dogs can catch it, the other can't and wants it either handed to her or placed on the floor. Her face when we get it wrong... oops.

    So Pandas, tell us which of the newest comics are your most favorite and why? We'd like to hear your thoughts both in the comments and under the pictures themselves. This might not be a contest but may the funniest comment win! With that being said, we will see you in another post soon, stay tuned for more of Craig's work on both his social media and here on Bored Panda.

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    Hawkmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explain why cats sleeps around 20h a day... :-D

    Ola Polowczyk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read an article on how to recognize your cat is stressed. One of the things was: "Cats sleep up to 20 hours a day. If your cat sleeps more, it may mean it is stressed"

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    Esiaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kitty. The realization hit like a ton of bricks.

    Geeki Nikki
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty: dead to me now.

    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News Headline "This just in we have found out why Cats are so gosh darn lazy"

    Claire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, what a wise dog!

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    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are going to be a dum bass!

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be whatever you want sweetie.

    Mahogany Eclipse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dream big, my amphibian friend, dream big.

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    Avery Cotton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then let it all out so he can eat you! :D

    Caleb Burrows
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically at death a lot of times the corpse expels what it has left in it

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    JessG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me *actually* laugh out loud, brilliant! x-D

    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody has time for a stomach bug

    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the look on the lion's face!

    Tanya G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made be LMAO lord... That was great!

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    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently went from being a lifelong dog owner to now having 2 young cats. The difference between the 2 animals is hilarious 😂

    Jennifer Lewis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is not that polite. You have 1.5 seconds to respond to the demand before he runs across you as hard as he can, knocks over anything possible and then finds some type of plastic to start chewing on. All while giving you eye contact.

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly recommend David Attenborough's documentary "Birds of Paradise." Some of the most out of this world birds with mating dances that look like modern dance.

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You use to bring me seeds and worms...

    Esiaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like something had gone horribly wrong.

    Josh Tall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh! I feel this down to my bones!

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    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I once told my cats "THIS IS NOT A MOVIE THEATER"

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours just wants us to turn on the faucet so she can play in the water while your in there

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does that all the time. I’m glad it isn’t only me

    Teresa Stabler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they'll try to open the door while you're in there. I need to see what you're doing!

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    Avery Cotton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to get to a better angle, so I can see it better

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    One Voice
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thumper led him astray. It was the beginning of a failed plot to overthrow the deer forest anarchy. The other prey animals later sucked up to Bambi to build their own mini empires. ( See: "Thumper's Ties to Australian Rabbit Underbrush Crime Organizations ")

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    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When am I gonna get my milk 😒"

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    Daria Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat jumps off any furniture to puke on the clear floor, like a real gent. He even walks away while I'm cleaning the mess 😍

    Tash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is actually quite good with this, she always goes to throw up on a tile floor instead of the carpet.

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    Cody Sjoerdsma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else else read this to the jingle of Folgers Coffee?

    Krestin Roney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did ANYONE read this in the tone of a Folgers Coffee jingle?🤗😂

    One Voice
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw...our boy was so thoughtful-- he would always yak in the middle of the floor where we could find it, not behind furniture or in the closets.

    Conner Witt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our dogs would rather go towards the couch and jump on top of it to puke, rather than to puke on the hardwood floor to where it would be easier to clean up.

    Warriorjelly333
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats insist on throwing on my bed, next to my face

    Oliver Nelson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's favorite part is being able to eat her food again

    GadgetGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my vet why cats think running up the stairs and jostling around the contents of their stomachs is what you do when you are nauseous. He laughed at me.

    Nothing Fancy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok...who else sang that to the Folgers coffee tune?

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    Hawkmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also applies to Facebook "researchers"?

    Supa79 (He/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Vaccines don’t work, I did my own research”- these were Karen’s last words. I’m sure we all will miss her *cough, cough* I mean, won’t miss her. Uhm, what else to say… um, they always ads said her favorite thing to do was eat peanut butter and research on her phone while sitting on the toilet…

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog growing up used to eat cat turds from the litter box, dirty tissues, cigarette butts, and any discarded trash. It was like he had a secret honing system to find the most repulsive piece of trash and eat it like a gourmet meal at a Michelin Star restaurant. And yes, he was fed exceedingly well with fancy dog food.

    Geeki Nikki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Mr kitten i have surmised I should not have eaten it. But now we know!

    Nothing Fancy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm like the cat, and my toddler is like the dog.

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    Susie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the only one around to kiss is a real a**hole

    Esiaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is hilarious and messed up all at once.

    Derek Dufrane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to make catass flavored treats

    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at Christmas when everyone has plans...

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    Davo gifman
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yellow lab: Or it could be that time I threw up in front of everyone at Thanksgiving, and you came along an ate it. Blonde lab: No because then they would be thinking about both of us, and I might not be gone yet. Yellow lab: Oh yeah...well it's the tennis ball then; definitely the tennis ball. Blonde lab: Yeah...good times lol.

    moose man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the blond lab is a golden retriever. there is no bLoNdEEEEE lAb

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    CammyCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog: that I loved to eat other animals poop

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    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly hear XXXTentacion in the distance (R.I.P. XXXTentacion we will miss you)

    MarmotArchivist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German, a bat is actually called a Fledermaus, which means something like flittering-mouse.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to catch and release 3 separate different bats that somehow got in my apartment. Still don't know how. I've moved since then.

    Daniel Chilcott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there places where bats just hang out indoors, like that?

    Teresa Stabler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived somewhere where we had an attic and there would be a lot of them in there sometimes. Our cat was afraid to go in there. I wonder what he would had he gone in.

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    Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please scream inside your heart

    MarmotArchivist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how their feelers look like fancy moustaches.

    Jennifer Lewis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I jumped into leaf piles once. Ended up with poison ivy so bad that my eyes were swollen shut. Never. Again.

    Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll ruin a good leaf pile jumping session real quick, awful

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    Davo gifman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As It feels up the batteries. 🔋👹

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    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you knock the whole wall down and they still can't find the bloody way out!

    Archer Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that’s why I always keep my windows down.

    Derek Dufrane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star wars trench run on the deathstar love it

    Geeki Nikki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I get knocked down! But I get up again!🎵

    Beatcomber, Craig A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A moment of silence for all the wamprats that died so we might fight this day.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me following an online tutorial

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this has something to do with different kinds of spiders indoors and outdoors. Garden spiders (orb weavers) are everywhere here and make the most beautiful webs but I’ve never caught one inside!

    Kathy Coleman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to add one from a Black Widow. Clearly, she's NUTS.

    Sam Toshner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cobwebs aren't made that way by spiders... They're old webs and even other fibers like hair and dust that have accumulated over time

    Trey Shipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I plan my sleep schedule: how it turns out

    Saint Lynnie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cobwebs are just dusty threads from the spider as it travels around the house. They aren't actually webs meant for catching anything.

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    Marla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's why. Juliet is asking why must Romeo be a Montague, an enemy to her family

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    Eliza May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wherefore" - for what reason or purpose

    Catmandu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catspeare: cateo and juliossum

    Davo gifman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but opossum are all the same tribe. So in this context it's where are you lol.😆

    Pamela Hutchison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not the same as a feline....BTW why is a cat wondering anything about an opossum...whether it's why or where...I didn't think opossums and felines were even aware of one another

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    BasedWang12
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got to see this in Alaska... Pretty dang amazing

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    Remi Flynne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sniffing, walking and for my male dog peeing every few steps. Walking a male dog seems to take a lot longer to do the same route... it annoys my female dog when she is in a hurry to get to the next sniff!

    Arthur Waite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called 'Getting on-line to get your P-mail'

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    Who the What
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their life is a constant state of health problems and pain because we bred them to look a way that is very unnatural and problematic.

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    Teresa Stabler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's so much to do before I can do my art. Maybe they'll bring out the red dot soon!

    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog would eat the hair ball.

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    Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then madly fling poo everywhere with my nubbin of a tail

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    Claire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only short-term housing, though!

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    moose man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude if theres one in my room ill use a nerf gun to kill it. i could care less about the marks on my ceiling.

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    Alexandru Bucur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm. Isn't pollen technically plant sperm? That would mean love is LITERALLY in the air.

    Camilo's Bestie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm allergic to love? Lol

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    Geeki Nikki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agnes would never speak of that day again... and I never pushed her to tell me what happened with her new hat.

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