Artist Reveals What Animals Would Say If They Could Talk (30 New Pics)

Ooh a chocolate on my pillow, how thoughtf...dammit kitty, it's not my fault you have a local bully tom cat in the neighbourhood (true story, after several vet trips she became an indoor kitty, til they moved away again. All is well again)

Same dog, same.

Untitled Goose Game in a nutshell

aww poor sharki he don’t have any friends ;-;

yes

Oh, yeah, the sky raccoons

Let's make a deal.

Cats: humans are morons! Walking on two feet, when they can lay down and sleep all day

A forgetful spider must have a hell of a time remembering where to step

Stop doing it and we will stop picking it up. (whilst out walking of course)

His next line, "Stop confusing me!"

Interesting concept for a movie. Maybe something like The Truman Show, but on a much larger level? Perhaps an entire city on an island believing it's still the ancient/medieval era?

yea i never understood that

It's time for Zoomies!

"Something else?

2021 is supposed to be a huge year for the emergence of the 17 year cicada. Larger numbers than usual.

Thankfully my Blackie never did anything like this.

I should just give up at this stage and climb up and sit on the kitty castle, maybe then it can be classified as chair and thoroughly scratched instead

Well, you're the one who thinks giving a girl a turd is a great gift.

That should have been "No range, just rage".

Can't afford it hah? I feel you

WHERE R U GOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Johnny! Where are you Johnn?!.....oh holy s**t never mind

Touch the artttt....

And the tree will look even better laying on the floor.

It seems to be all over the base of the tree and it smells so great I just have to stay here and inhale the lingering bouquet. Even though they're trying to drag me away from here I shall not yield.

Sometimes facts are gross but that’s life soooo

No one looks majestic when they have diarrhea.

Wat

Sounds like a plan.

Escalated quickly

One time i found 5 dollars in the recycling. No I’m not lying.

noooo not the ladybug

You are so close

Snek think it dangerous? Snek have not met pissd off chihuahua yet

Damned littering humans.

uh oh

NOO BUNNY

Big brain time

Better result than my attempts

Mom, come and take a bite. You're turning into grandma when we're hungry.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'll quit cleaning and I'll just say it's my spider's decoration from now on

he took only one basket tho...

He who taunts last, taunts best.

I was expecting them to throw the vase outside

To each his own.

Ouch.

It's lunch!

Everyone has their own definition of heaven

Same bird same

The early bird gets the worm...or seed

Wise words!

Not here, hey don't!

Realistic