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When your friend walks out of the toilet with his leather pants hanging on his knees and his crotch covered in white powder and lotion, he can at least explain that he couldn't pull them back up his sweaty legs and used everything he found in the cupboards in the last futile attempt to do so.

But when you witness an animal end up in a confusing predicament, it usually raises more questions than provides answers. After all, they don't speak human and can't tell you what happened. At least, not to my knowledge. And there's an Instagram account that perfectly highlights this, let's call it, difference.

It's called 'Doggo Taxi' and it shares random and oftentimes nonsensical animal pictures without providing any context. A cat judging a crayon drawing of itself? Sure. A dog refusing to give up the swings for a kid? You bet. Continue scrolling to check out its latest posts, and for more hilariously ridiculous situations, fire up our earlier publications on 'Doggo Taxi' here and here.

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MJ
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need this at the dentist. It’s like a warm weighted happy blanket of fur.

Francine Govan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This pic requires no explanation - I'd be waaay more inclined to visit the dentist if I knew a doggo was gonna snuggle on me! 🖤💜💛🧡

Tamra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww...her little hand on the dog's head.

Mokayokok
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm scared of the dentist too, I want a pupper to hold while I'm there ... the fact that I'm a 46 yr old mom is completely irrelevant.

Jack S
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure how this one doesn't make any sense lol.

Anonymous
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, having a dog at the dentist is genius because the majority of people (kids especially) are terrified of dentists. But then again, when I was a kid, I was terrified of dogs (Which is weird, because my favorite TV show was Blue's Clues).

Duncan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh what awesome. I know dogs these days are used for their awesomeness for all kind of circumstances. Helping people with all kinds of disabilities. But I could have used this as a child. I didn't mind a doctor having to set anesthetic, him cutting barbed wire from my upper thigh and him stitching me up. I didn't mind didn't care and wanted to watch what he was doing. But oh boy the dentist I gave that man a hard time. I even threatened my dentist once when I was like 10y. He wanted to pull a tooth (which was already loose) without Anesthetics. I wasn't having that so I threatened him to hit him if he would proceed. Not my best plan but it worked. Oh I was in trouble that evening. My mom and dad both had to work that day so I went to the dentist alone. Oh btw they don't use Nitrous Oxide in the country were I live. Not the best plan my parents had, sending me to the dentist alone. Im 51 now and still dislike the dentist very much Such a dog as support would have made a big difference

Amanda Rose
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes perfect sense. Therapy dog (that is the translation of what is on the vest).

Sandera
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, where's my fluffy support companion?

Gregg Bender
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Emotional support doggos are very special.

Heather Hayllar
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is so heartwarming! My sister needs a dog to ggo to the dentist too

GPZ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonderful therapy dog

Beachbum
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe I would go to the dentist more often is this happened

Znaya
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good dog, always on the job 😀

Wendy Taylor
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kind of self-explanatory. Therapy dog.

HorseMuse
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant! Wish they had allowed this when I was an RDH!

Mathew Michuta
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this was an option when I was a kid, I wouldn't *still* have such an overriding fear of the dentist, at 44 yrs old.

Marilyn Russell
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dentist brings his big dog into the office which is cool because she laid down beside the chair when I had to get a filling replaced. I just reached my hand down to pat her fuzzy head when he gave me the dreaded needle.

Daniel Mattock
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My root canal would’ve gone a lot better with a dog near me

Noyfb noyfb
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kids would hold my therapy dog Teddy’s paw when he sat with them to reassure them. /darn tears again

Melvetta Bowles
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A really support dog. ❤️ I be gone

Tiffi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 59 and could use this in the dentist's chair.

Patti Wagner
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, wish I would have had a comfort dog when I went to the dentist as a kid

Rebekah
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, her grip on the chair is so relatable. Bless the doggo.

Dragon_Fruit
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is cute cute and heart warming

Kat Min
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why am I not allowed to do that with my pooch when going to the dentist. :'-( Instead, I take a valium. I'd much prefer my dog!

Pamelot
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Astounding compassion at work.

A Clown
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog wouldn’t do this for me… 😔

Alaina Greenhouse
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dentist has a therapy dog, he's a HUGE help for me because I have really intense anxiety around getting dental work done.

glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good dog! The dentist can be scary for some people.

Shelby Minchew
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God, I could not live animals any more.. oh yeah, and there's a kid there.

Th3_Narrat0r
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that the name tag thing is in Spanish, it just kinda makes it funnier???

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    As amusing as these pictures are, if you want to take one of your own pet, there are some things you need to keep in mind if you want it to turn out a bit better.

    Award-winning pet photographer Alexandra Robins, who is based in Wiltshire, United Kingdom, told Bored Panda that everything starts with your energy.

    "Having your pet model looking their best, happy, and engaging with the camera really makes for a great photo. I always ask clients to make sure their pet is groomed and ready to shine in their photos. Giving them their favorite treats, playing with toys, and giving your pet affection will help keep them waggy-tailed and those ears pricked up," she said.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rapid intervention force dispatch hatch is dogged 24/7.

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    Robins said that being mindful of your background and planning where you will take your pet portraits will make a huge difference to your photos.

    "Cluttered and overly busy backgrounds will distract the viewer from your pet and will likely ruin what could have been a really wonderful photo all around."

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    "Keep locations simple, tidy, and well-lit. You could also take it a step further and seek out beautiful nature spots or picturesque cityscapes for your pet portrait photos. That being said, sometimes if the content is really great, whether it's a clever use of props, the pose, or expression, it can surpass a messy background! Sometimes it's just important to capture the moment before it passes," the photographer explained.

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    T C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw off, kid. Dog's having the time of its life.

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    Olive of the Meowls
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANOTHER demon summoning ritual?! You cats have to stop soon.

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    "One of the biggest mistakes I see in the photos people have taken of their pets is when they are taking them from above and not from the pet's level," Robins added. "Although this can occasionally work, especially if the pet has eye contact with the camera, taking photos from different and lower angles will help you determine which might be the most flattering for your pet."

    "Not being aware of the lighting is also a common one. Sometimes it results in uneven and harsh shadows across the pet's face or their eyes not being visible, which often spoils a lovely photo. Photograph your pet in soft, even lighting where possible."

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    Cat Palmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I bought you a flower." Well, where is it? "I etted it. 😳"

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    However, even if you do your homework and put in the effort, that doesn't mean that your pet won't decide to troll you when you're holding the camera. These animals certainly appear to be doing it on purpose. Which begs the question, are humans really the only species that find humor in life?

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    The tricky part is that philosophers and psychologists have long struggled to come up with an exact definition of what constitutes humor in the first place.

    They've presented numerous theories over the years, one of the most popular being the "incongruity theory" of humor. At its basic level, this theory states that humor arises when there's an inconsistency between what one expects to happen and what actually happens — and this includes comedic tools like puns, irony, and twists of fate.

    According to this definition, it sounds like the vast majority of animals probably don't have a sense of humor, as they lack the cognitive abilities that would allow them to identify such inconsistencies.

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    Bailey W.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always ask who's a good boy.. they never ask how's a good boy

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    One known exception is Koko, the famous western lowland gorilla who understood more than 1,000 American Sign Language signs and 2,000 spoken English words.

    This clever primate was known not only to use language to humorous effect by playing with different meanings of the same word, but also to understand slapstick comedy — she reportedly signed the word "chase" after tying her trainer's shoelaces together and made laughing noises at her trainer's clumsiness.

    But there are various issues with the incongruity theory of humor and related theories, including the fact that they fail to take into account that jokes with predictable punch lines can also be funny and that certain incongruous things aren't funny.

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    Furthermore, they also seem to evade the primary reasons why we laugh: being tickled by a friend or family member.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cats tire easily by being worshiped the whole day.

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    A few psychologists recently came up with a new theory. They propose that humor arises from the so-called benign violation or "something that threatens a person’s well-being, identity or normative belief structure but that simultaneously seems okay," they wrote in a paper about the theory.

    Benign violation can explain why a number of things make us laugh, including being tickled: that is, tickling benignly invades someone's physical space.

    You can't tickle yourself because that doesn't constitute a violation and complete strangers can't tickle you to the point of laughter because you won't perceive it as a benign act.

    Following this line of thinking, various animals do, in fact, have "humor," if only they can be tickled.

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    Research shows us that our primate relatives — chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans — all produce laughter-like sounds when tickled (as well as when they're wrestling and play-chasing).

    This also suggests that humor and our ability to laugh likely came from humans' and great apes' last common ancestor.

    Additionally, another study discovered that chimpanzees can make silent "laugh faces" just like humans.

    Dogs are also known to have a kind of panting laugh and play face that's suggestive of humor.

    So who knows, maybe these animals are actually laughing at us? Or at least with us?

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    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very realistic painting, especially the tail.

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    Virgil Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These ronin look calm now but just wait till rhus episodes big fight scene begins.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So I grab the mice like this...you see...with my talons, and then I fly off and eat them!"

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this an obscure Japanse art form?

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    New Everywhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop telling people I look like that thing" -The dog, and also the potato

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love Capybara and their zen attitude

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    Kimberly Alison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 …and a bicycle built for t- one and a half. 🎵

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    $cagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't quite the same after they slashed the budget for Mad Max: Furiosa.

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    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she wash his favourite squeaky toy?

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    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea so many birds like to sleep on their backs!

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    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said bears only sht in the woods?

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    Madam Puddyfoot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you tried-- now you have an excuse to skip the salad and go get pizza!

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    Bob La Capra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just waiting to be rescued by a hunky firefighter

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    Jill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the pic of the pregnant woman on the beach. https://twitter.com/madiford2/status/1012849812750913541?s=61&t=TtuFyNEznRp9cSfkayJMdA

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    $cagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Yes Doris, it is turned off at the mains', 'Well there's no need to bite my head off, I was only asking'.

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    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NASA releases image of the centre of the universe....

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    The Idaho Potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd make a satellite/planet joke but no one owuld laugh.

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    vglw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a character from Labyrinth

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some good guesses so far. Bear, mouth too small, whole animal kinda small Beaver, teeth too small and not yellow enough Capybara, possibly. Looks large enough Porcupine, again possible Just my thoughts on the guesses so far. Hope we find out or figure it out!

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    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the husband/boyfriend of the woman in bed with dogs& cats higher up

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    Kimberly Alison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 just a spoonful of kitty makes the medicine go down🎵

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    Carrie Laughs
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pete the Penguin was feeling existential angst

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    Hphizzle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of flower is that? It’s beautiful!

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    Weim Central
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shiba is sleepy and unconcerned with your trivial chores.

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Princess Prance has her swag game going strong today!

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    Nurichwersonst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a mysterious energy on that spot. 🪄

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    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which way to the magic roundabout?.....sorry, showing my age again...

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    Lily Robertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's deflating! Quick! Put it in the tub and look for bubbles!

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    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will they censor peacock? Let's see.....

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    Epona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor pupper on the left. I hope it's owners can get it to a healthier weight

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    Nurichwersonst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to ride his bicycle, he wants to ride his biiike. He wants to ride his bicycle, he wants to ride it where he liiiikes... 👩‍🎤

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    Epona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny. This is unsafe.

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