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The UK and the USA may share a language (mostly) in common, but when it comes to a number of cultural customs, the Atlantic Ocean seems like the smallest thing separating them.

Whether it's their unique accent that somehow carries over into their typing, their obsession with tea, or the fact that they put baked beans on their toast, Brits certainly have a way of making those of us on the Western side of the world scratch our heads with confusion. That's not to say that Americans don't have quirks of their own, but here at Bored Panda, we think Great Britain deserves some special recognition this time around.

Check out the top British moments that left Americans completely stumped below, and be sure to vote for the ones that you're still trying to understand as well.

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Lauren Southwood
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My nan came onto facetime while i was talking to my sister, chatted sortly and then said "I have to go, I can't drink my tea unless its scalding hot" Its July...

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    American Vs British

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    didi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually quite useful: "biweekly" is confusing as some may consider that as twice a week or every 2 weeks. "Fortnightly" can only mean once every 2 weeks.

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    American Vs British

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    #5

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    E Menendez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from the US and I have thought the same thing ( why do we call it math when it should be maths) and always assumed I was just overthinking. Then I learned that Brits use maths and now I feel less foolish. Also, I love eagle f****r. Laughed out loud on that.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Frooty Loop to musicians! Sorry, I had to.

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    #7

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    Nicola Morley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us British can sneak up on you like a ninja in the night or even an iceberg in open water

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    #8

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    loveandbones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: Friend it's hard to explain, it's just like one day you will be with your friends having a look in a sports shop (called JD) and you might fancy the curry offer that's on at the local pub (called Wetherspoons) but your friend Calum, who is a legend and awesome will be like "Guys let's go to Nando's (a resturant chain in the UK, cheap and good tasting food, hence it feeling a bit cheeky) instead." and you'll think "Great idea. Let's go for it."

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    Xmayze
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told me a lot of Americans don't even own a kettle, I'm slightly scared to ask if that's true....?

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    Sakata Gintoki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably because they never had to become an independent country.

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    Claire Kidd
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that so weird to Americans? You know what I find weird? That Americans make everything sickly sweet and have an unhealthy relationship with Maple Syrup. On bacon? Really people?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY! That's us Canadians that like maple syrup. A lot of the time Americans seem to have the fake corn-syrup stuff.

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    Tara Ray
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacon and maple syrup are a CANADIAN thing. Guzzling booze and cheese is American...

    Stuart Beatty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian. I find it weird that anyone would find beans on toast weird. But cream in coffee? THAT'S weird! Don't you have milk?

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get it right, it's not really cream from a cow, it's factory produced franken-cream. It stays out of the fridge in those little plastic cups. It's artificially flavored and repulsive.

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    Yioryos Ninjitsu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I find really weird is how someone that comes from a country where they "deep fry" chocolate and martinis can find anything food related odd. You guys have actual fairs that you deep fry coke, butter or even beer......but yeah some bread and beans is totally the weird one :P

    Kirstin M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take that back! Our state fairs are sacred. I don't get in board with fried butter or beverages- but deep fried Oreos are fanatastic with ice cream.

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    Anna Ashley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all Americans Are ok with all the sugar in food it's just hard To find food without tons of sugar without paying loads of money

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, your grocery stores frequently drove me to desperation.

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    Trish Bradley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually as a light meal like lunch or supper, you really need to try it before you knock it!

    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked Beans on toast, not just beans on toast, much like you would eat a bowl of chilli with a biscuit (biscuit for Americans is like Yorkshire Pud in the UK, they keep likening it to scones, but scones are for cream and jam)

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because biscuits are also sort of sweet and LOOK like scones and have a similar density and flavor. Yorkshire pudding is really different, even tho you eat it w a savory dish.

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    EllieKaan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously what's with the hostility?

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans on toast seems reasonable to me. You need to have something to scoop all those beans onto for a good bite, so why not beans on toast?

    Petra Madsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked beans on toast are the best

    Magic Josie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and I tried that once with cheese.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of beans on toast before, but I think, my fellow Americans, that we have been calling the wrong thing s**t on a shingle.

    Joanna Huang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American, and I don't like how all my relatives think that Americans all eat cereal for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch, and beef or salad for dinner. Everyone is different. Heck, I love bread with mayo and rousong. Delicious.

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm British and I find beans on toast (or chaviar, as it's sometimes known) utterly repulsive!

    Marcy Moffett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Texas we eat beans on tortillas... unless we're out of tortillas & we use bread lol

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, my American family Loves beans on bread, toasted or not. The two go good together.

    John Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stack a couple of slices of bread on a plate, ladle some beans over them (Great Northerns or limas, never baked beans), add a little ketchup or Tabasco and a dash of salt and pepper. I loved that when I was a kid.

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    Dena O'Hare
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering what kind of beans? I've heard of this and didn't think it was a thing. also I think I'm the only American who don't like bacon LOL

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually white beans in tomato sauce. It's pretty tasty.

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    Stuart Beatty
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both these comments are OTT. But beans on toast is totally normal. In Australia as well. No added sugar.

    didi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what Americans would think about pot noodle sandwiches.

    Sophia Gentile
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. Canada and Britain have teamed up. I live in the US. We do put too much sugar in things. However we actually smile some in our lifetimes unlike the British so... (Canada’s nice buts it’s too cold.)

    Imani Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Syrup goes on pancakes and waffles, not bacon.

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah and in australia we also sometimes have baked beans on toast

    Janet Katz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Boston, land of Boston baked beans, my mother said they used to eat beans on toast long ago.

    David Heald II
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I’m American, and ate beans on toast before finding out it was some sort of British thing. It just sounded good.

    Lois Pack
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We also put, scrambled eggs, melted cheese,and many other things on toast, toast is very versatile.

    Martin Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spray on cheese really confused the hell outta me, however, 'Merica we love you.

    Yasmin Janette
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans on toast is good for a lunch meal, especially with grated cheese on top

    Linda Staples
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans on toast with grated cheese on top is also lovely

    Merilyn Horton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked beans on toast, with an egg for a special treat.

    Pat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from Ohio USA. I love beans on toast especially with weinies. Put a slice of Colby cheese on the toast 1st, then the beans so cheese melts. Yummy.

    Cheryl Birkhimer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, & it's really yummy! Not weird @ all. Americans pile their plates combining savory & sweets on the same plate. Is that weird...? Also Brits eat their salads along with the meal. Not just as a starter course.

    Norma Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Canadians find this weird- how about poutine???

    Kim Chapman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly every day i have beans on toast for breakfast, with cheese on, and sometimes some hot sauce too

    Elizabeth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and I hate maple syrup

    Marri
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love beans on toast!

    Kellie Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australians eat baked beans on toast with melted cheese on top

    Carter Lawrie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Australia we eat beans on toast, baked beans of course not green beans...

    Louise Brigance
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love beans and I love bread, but I've never had beans ON bread. Especially when the beans look like canned pork & beans. Why not kidney beans, or pinto beans, or red beans or white beans? There has to be a historical connection somewhere.

    Leni
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canned pork and beans? The british baked beans is like beans in tomato sauce. I always thought they were white beans but maybe I'm wrong about that, colour isn't easy to tell in that sauce lol

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    Christina Waide
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in the American South and we eat banana sandwiches with peanut butter. Some people (to my horrror) even use mayo instead of PB.

    Karen Singrey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very famous Elvis Presley ate banana & peanut butter sandwiches. I love them!

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    Ian Mooney
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the americans who put gravy on "biscuits" that are really "scones"........

    Cherie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the American version of scones to be a disappointing, over-sweetened mockery of the English deal. Years ago I had a scone and cream at a cafe (now long-closed, sadly) located in the basement of a church in Bristol. Subtle and delicious. Spoiled me forever.

    Chris Fambrough
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peanuts are a legume... We eat beans on toast, too, for f***s sake. I hate my country sometimes.

    Elizabeth Molloy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually maple syrup & bacon is an awesome combination, but we have it with pancakes (US/Scotch ones), fried eggs and ... yes ... baked beans - brilliant breakfast!

    Marc Proudfoot
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be a meal everywhere except bread and beans have so much goddamned sugar in them in the US that it would be like a dessert. Seriously... unles you can find an overpriced can of Heinz, every single can of beans I've seen in a grocery store contains brown sugar!

    Leni
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar is a normal additive in can stored goods. It lengthens the time the goods remain edible. If you want your beans without the cheapest way is to get dried (let them sit in water over night). Table sugar is lower on the GI (around 62) than bread (around 70 on average, even for whole meal bread, up to 95 for french bread). It REALLY doesn't need added sugar. Never got why Americans did that >.>

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    Linda Rozee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how else would you eat beans?

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    Steve
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pulp" is a band. "Juicy bits" are simply juicy and awesome. I'm ok with this one :D

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    TC
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose people in the USA get a compulsory tip because the don't earn enough from their employers and have to life on their clients charity...?

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    Fire Bird
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you youtube Anglophenia she explains why there are two taps. They didnt want the hot water being contaminated by the cold water as they had seperate tanks. This was back in the day, they just do it now as nostalgia thing.

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    Anete Evelone
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That still would make a sick tattoo with a STORY

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    #18

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    Nicola Morley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought us Brits were straight laced and uppity. Mr Blobby is proof, do not mess with the Brits if you don't want the nightmares Freddy Kruger gets when sick.

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    didi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to the common market trade agreements, there was something of a campaign a while back for food terminology in Europe: They basically wanted all British chocolate renaming as chocolate candy because it wasn't pure enough by their standards (too much milk fat and sugar, not enough cocoa).

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    Brigitte
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually all over Europe it's pretty common to have your washing machine in the kitchen. If the bathroom is too small and there is no extra room, where else would you put it? Also in some apartments the water/drain pipes for washing machines are installed in the kitchen only, so you really have no other choice.

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    ispeak catanese
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've been watching Vera, The Loch, Unforgotten, Happy Valley, Scott & Bailey & Shetland and have added so many great new insults and idioms to our speech! It's fun yelling k******d and calling each other cow. I think I have developed a Scottish, Yorkshire, Puerto Rican accent.

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    Ninshi TheImp
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of something I read. In germany the waterworks have to perpare for the breaks during important football games.

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    Daria B
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, but.... I'm sure U.S.A. doesn't have the same accent in each state, just like the U.K. accents vary by countries and regions. Even in one single city of London you can differentiate between particular accents depending on the part of the city, no? Sorry, I'm an overthinker. *shrug*

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    Jade Lorreni💜💙
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im british and have never seen, heardor tasted this. And i think it sounds terrible

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandy is more cool than Frank? o_O

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    Andrew Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. Yeah. Maybe because a "f***y" is something else.

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    Steve
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it saves on plug-ware. I save pounds every year on not having to replace plugs for my sink.

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    Cynthia McDonald
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so... you know those little plastic packs that hot dogs come in have a salty liquid in them, right? They're not vacuum sealed in there all dry.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    faith sadly did not understand the concept of an egg cup. They are for boiled eggs, which are then eaten with a spoon.

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    Claire Kidd
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Americans have this weird view of the British. In their TV shows EVERY British person either speaks in a really posh voice or is a cockney. WE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

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    Steve
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrating the day King James I survived what was essentially a terrorist plot to blow up the House of Lords. Interestingly we celebrate by blowing stuff up whilst freezing our collective backsides off and waving sparklers about.

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    Ines Äffchen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I first moved to the UK and switched on the TV I learned that this is a show about people who have some complaint that's "too embarrassing to show your doctor". But yeah, let's ALL have a look at that on national TV, why not.

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    Rose Jones
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually quite delicious, economical and takes 5 min to prepare

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    John Doe
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly, that's just what you say!! or may be "past midnight" as well

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    Neil Adams
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's correctly pronounced 'aitch', without the aspirant. https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/aitch

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    Cynthia McDonald
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is my favorite TV show. I have NO CLUE what 90% of the things they are baking actually are -- never heard of them, never seen them. But the intensity with which they bake them is riveting!

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope it's a joke. nobody can be so stupid

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