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WikiHow describes itself as "the world's most popular how-to website" that provides "easy, well-researched, and trustworthy instructions for everything you want."

But as celebrities who are constantly hunted by paparazzi would tell you, popularity comes with a price.

In a humorous twist, the subreddit 'Disney Vacation,' with its 623K members, is dedicated to collecting weird, terrifying, and downright bad illustrations from wikiHow and re-captioning them for each other's entertainment.

We've featured this community a few times already, but in homage to their unwavering efforts, we decided to put together a collection of the best images they have ever produced. Enjoy!

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NoName
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are people out there wishing they had vaccines, and fools are out here like, "Naw, let's roll the dice on my kids' lives because an idiot told me to."

Sue User
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they want to roll the dice on their kids life, it's sad but thats on them. What i hate is as someobe with immune issues, they are risking others lives. There is reason why they put Thyphoid Mary in an sanitaruim. She refused to stop cooking for others and was spreading it.

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C.O. Shea
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vote in November. Vote for Harris. The sanity and sanctity of the US depends on it.

Manana Man
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1 year ago

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I assume you haven't heard her talk or you wouldn't be linking her to sanity.

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Angela C
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you refuse to vaccinate your children they should be taken from you and you should be charged with neglect because that's exactly what it is. You're neglecting your child's health and well being because you're an idiot who should never have bred in the first place.

Sand Ers
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are still states where you can directly neglect your children to death, and all you have to do is bleat “religion” to get a get out of jail free card.

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CK
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Antivaxxers endanger others almost as much as themselves.

Manana Man
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1 year ago

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Please explain how that is possible. I assume we're talking about covid. Since the vaccines don't prevent covid and don't prevent transmission how does what anybody else does matter to you.

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Lara Verne
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know guy who's antivaxer. He said he don't want any chemicals in his body. Dude is smoking like 19th century factory.

LokisLilButterknife
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Antivaxxers are some of the most selfish and ignorant people out there. It’s vile that these losers can toy with the lives of their own children and refuse to vaccinate them. Unvaccinated people are not only in danger of contracting a number of horribles illness, they are also a huge threat to people who are immuno-compromised. F**k antivaxxers.

Michael MacKinnon
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a fairly recent case in Lethbridge, Alberta (pre-COVID) of parents who refused to get their child vaccinated for meningitis, and who attempted to treat symptoms with 'natural' remedies. The child died, they were convicted, they were unrepentant and tried to raise anti-vaccine views in their interview outside the courtroom..

tjames19701962
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those thinking getting valued can you... polio and measles, that were eradicated over 2 decades ago, are back. Disease should have been a thing in the past, found in history books...

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the name of the CPR dummy? Or am I confusing that with something else?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but that's not what the meme is about. It's from the Michael Jackson song Smooth Criminal 🎶 Annie are you ok? Are you OK Annie?...🎶

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    G A
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annie are you OK? Are you OK, Annie? Smooth Criminal, Michael Jackson.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I took my First Aid course I got to the test were you perform (as was then) mouth to mouth and CPR and realised I was singing Annie are you ok, rather like Michael Jackson. Managed to stop myself half way through and carried on in a more appropriate manner!

    ewffe weewf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    annie are you ok are you ok annie annie pleause tell us if your ok becuase youve brrn hit by youve been struck by a smooth criminal

    Jason Price
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she was hit by a smooth criminal ....

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    wikiHow was introduced to the internet by Jack Herrick on January 15, 2005. This date was chosen to honor Wikipedia, which was also launched on January 15, only in 2001.

    And silly as some of the illustrations might seem, wikiHow founder Jack Herrick says the goal of the platform is to give everyone on the planet a "practical education" – whether it's sexing turkeyscasting a love spell, or wearing fishnets.

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    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate these stupid icebreakers or I did before I retired. Ditto team building, meetings and stupid management pushing things like agile working, mindfulness etc.

    Pixie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Pixie and I want OUT !

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, I'm Lakota. The negative thing that happened to me this week was this meeting. The positive thing that happened to me this week is that this meeting will end." XD

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    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My history teacher this year makes everyone do this on Monday. Everyone HAS to stand up at their desk and share (in detail) what u did over the weekend. If you say "video games" then she makes you say which game, etc. You also have to speak up so everyone can hear.

    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I share two negatives instead?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's easy. One negative is this suggestion.

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    Diolla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ::sigh:: being introvert is not automatically having social anxiety.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is James016 and this meeting will be the most negative thing in my life this week

    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I saw several big,brown sharks. Just to be honest. 😳

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every high school class that had a progressive teacher that had us arrange desks in a circle and talk to the class.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best years were with speaker phones and without video. Liberating without incriminating.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah man. Just push the MUTE button, lay down the receiver and go pet your cat.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong - you all realize we are now sitting in front of video cameras in our calls, right? Right?? So, keep the posture and try to look nice and understanding, please.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to participate in most conference calls. 😆 Too bad Zoom and Teams ruined it.

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but then one takes the receiver and taps it repeatedly on one's head, because that hurts less than the mindless twaddle buzzing in the earpiece, and the knowledge that people are willing to waste your time this way.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when we just had to listen and not be on camera for these terrible things? Zoom made things worse

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people are freaking out about that break dancer. Back in '94 the Olimpics got really harcore.

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    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel like I've seen this one before...

    Greg Turnbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get a Leg in figure skating...

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what they say. Break a leg.

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    Before Wikihow, Herrick founded eHow, a site with a similar idea but that paid its contributors. However, according to the businessman, this concept wasn't working.

    Then, in 2004, he stumbled across Wikipedia. "It was clear it was going to be an amazing resource and become the best site on the internet," Herrick told WIRED. "And I said: 'If this works for an encyclopedia, does it work for a how-to guide?'"

    He borrowed the open-source wiki software, and the next year released Wikihow. "Pretty much nothing happened," he recalled. "In those first days, we had almost no users, almost no edits. I think we had 2,000 people visit us that first month."

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    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it be a d**k, or have a d**k?

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got it. Just open my Le.. hey! Wait a minute 🙃😜🤭

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew I should wear more yellow sweaters to make more money.

    Kiyoko_tanaka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving the man by Taylor swift vibes.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Statistically across all jobs and work time arrangements

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I understand there are still stores around where one may buy a lovestick. Some of them even come with straps.

    Boredma andthensome
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    1 year ago

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    men should have a wage according to height not legspread, short men get short pay till they grow out of their hair, then they get graypay for being bald at the workplace.

    Alpha_Snail
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    It’s illegal for this to happen the reason that men get paid more is because most dangerous jobs or jobs that require heavy labor are men dominated fields because the women are less efficient and can do less work. It’s a literal fact, and they get paid more because it’s so risky. There’s a reason most workplace deaths are men. There’s a really interesting think before you sleep video on the topic.

    Reirei
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dangerous jobs aren't the ones making the gender pay gap worse. They're a minor facet of a greater problem. More men are in leadership positions and that's not dangerous/doesn't require greater strength. Women generally have more barriers in getting into these higher positions. Women are also still overwhelmingly the ones expected to stay home to raise the children which negatively effects their careers and future earning prospects. It's also worth noting that often, a field that is female dominated earns less, until it becomes more male dominated and then it becomes more valuable. Look at computer programming and similar things. Things are improving, but they can't improve properly if people pretend the problem doesn't exist.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people are straight - like Spaghetti.... until they get wet (joke my lesbian friend told me)

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See that one bothers me. If you get spaghetti wet you just have wet spaghetti. It doesn't bend until you boil it.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better cover the Adam's Apple that doesn't protrude.

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for me! (yes, my husband has a mustache)

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You hurt your shoulder drying yourself off.

    Leebo13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waking up with that dreaded "morning after" feeling without having done anything the night before.

    A girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying ow when you walk down stairs

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgetting what you opened the cupboard to get.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nostalgia for times past that weren't really as good as you now think they were.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nostalgia isn't what it used to be though...

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    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sense of dread and inevitably

    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *lack of money *apathy *general disenchantment

    Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a heart attack waiting to happen.

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    Herrick, who is still heavily involved in the day-to-day running of Wikihow, wanted to encourage people who did jump in and make edits to stick around. "Anyone who edited the site, I’d send them a personal note. It was that level of detail. I would look over every single change." And it slowly caught on.

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    Volunteer contributor Eric Wester first visited the site in 2007. "I don't remember the specific article that was featured that first brought me to Wikihow, although I was hooked pretty quickly," he said. Now, Wester does everything from writing articles to checking licensing on uploaded images, moderating pages for deletion, and helping teach new editors. "It's fun to be able to learn more about people's passions and then help point them in the direction of an editing tool that they might really find their niche in," he added.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your stride, right foot to right foot is approximately similar to your height. fun fact I learned in PE class approximately 1993.

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    Melody
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT’S WEEVIL TIME!!! 🥳🎉

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BoredPanda is so damned confusing. They censor words like boobs, d**k, twat, and kill yet stuff like this passes over their censorship mafia 😂

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes idk if it's BP rules, them not checking what they post, or the Lithuanian laws

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw an episode of 1000 Ways to Die where a lady used some sort of phallic vegetable, maybe a carrot or a cucumber, and a piece broke off and caused an embolism and killed her dead.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would that possibly cause an embolism?

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    Linda van A.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is definitely suffering from rabiës.

    Greymom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once shopped on Amazon for a Theragun massager as a gift for my basketball playing kid. Almost immediately afterwards, the algorithm started suggesting cucumbers to me as something I might be interested in!😂😳😂

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else read the actual How To in the corner? I didn't know rabies was such a joyride.

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    Salem
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a few people who could use this

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you, if it's only a few.

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    Carla Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this blown up and put on a sign and smuggled into a Trump rally!!

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    Initially, the site only had Creative Commons images pulled in from Flickr or Wikimedia, but these were mostly generic and not instructive.

    So to improve them, wikiHow hired a photographer, tasking them to illustrate a few articles. It worked, so more photographers were quickly hired. And they still do photography, but as you can see, there are some things you just can't photograph.

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    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I shaved Sprinkles bald, like you asked me to!"

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally? If a guy wants to have sex with a p*ssy that is shaved to look like a 12 year old, I'm out.

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's done honey, bring on the beaver.

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    Pixie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the face 🤣

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever forget the face if the Mango Moron it will be a true blessing.

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    Danni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a few racial slurs and some misogynism and you've got a winning ticket. Sad world.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the dead animal (whatever it is) on the head gets added after, got it

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you've gotta wait for the orange paint to dry before you can glue on the dead ferret.

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    Cheezum Crow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then stick some ramen noodles on top for the hair and voila🤌

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inaccurate. Donnie only sprays his face

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the deal with that? For years he was a white guy, then suddenly he's not white, he's orange? He's just trying to get orange voters!

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the hair

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not that bad... Yet... We're getting there though, Obamacare only slowed down the rot.

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    Paul Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being sick or needing life saving care should never cause financial hardship. People's lives have been ruined, put into bankruptcy because of the way health care is in the USA. It sucks and it will never change because insurance companies make too much money from it.

    Ken Schubert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except now we're too broke to buy a headstone.

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    wikiHow didn't expect a strong reaction to its illustrations, nor the memes. The funny thing is that Herrick is actually aware of 'Disney Vacation.'

    "Whoever is making those memes, super clever – very funny. There's some unbelievable stuff on there. It's comedy gold," he said.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you share what brand of blanket you have? Mine doesn't provide enough of a sense of utter helplessness when I wrap myself in it XD

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    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need a guide on how to do this

    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a dump on the clock. At least you'll get paid, and you can sit down and check your phone lol

    B Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need some context, what is the original purpose of this image

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sooo clumsy! What's the best way to remove ketchup stains?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go with fire. Not for the shirt. Just fire for everything. The flames. The flames are sooo pretty. They fix everything. NOTE: I'm being deliberately sarcastic and facetious. I am NOT an arsonist. Please don't tell the FBI. I'm hiding from there for completely unrelated reasons.

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    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang it. It's that crazy b***h, tina again,. Act like you don't see her.

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    These illustrations may be part of what has made wikiHow so famous online, but as WIRED's Nicole Kobie points out, what makes the site truly stand out isn't so obvious on its pages.

    It's just a nice place to scroll through. Plenty of online communities devolve into cesspits of trolling and abuse, but wikiHow has managed to stay friendly. Let's hope it stays that way, too. Otherwise, where would we get all of these hilarious images?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's where unemployed internet trolls live.

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't afford something that luxurious!!"

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need cardboard boxes

    ByeFelicia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's that degree in "The Unseen Body and Creative Spaces of Erasure and Exposure of the Queer" working out for you? [actual degree from NYU and future starbucks barista]

    Wes Ouzts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they never left their Mom's basement!

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did read 'started' as 'skater' and I thought that skater would appreciate this arch.

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    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an invention that we do NOT need. Just like smell-o-vision. Imagine flipping the channel from a cooking show, to a perfume commercial, to the Nature Channel. 🤢

    Robert Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's smelling the bridge of the binoculars and you don't know WHERE they've been.

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    Paula MV
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's mom was over 6'. She had a t-shirt that said, "No. Do you play mini golf?"

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know several very tall people and they hate those comments. They've heard them a million times.

    EagleEyePanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former member of the Tall Club (yes, that really exists) I totally agree. Please find something else to talk about. Most of us have a great sense of humor.

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    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you get as many jokes about your height as I do?" (I'm short- 5'1")

    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'6" and get called short too. My usual response is "I'm not short, I'm fun size, just like the little bars of chocolate because you always want more."

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    Cheezum Crow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tall are the weather you play basketball?

    A girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I , 6', worked with two other women my height. Company CEO, "guess we need a company basketball team". I'm surprised I didn't pass out from how hard my eyes rolled back.

    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is walking with his head in a dark cloud.

    Pandamonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I hate it when people assume I play sports because I'm tall.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 5'4" and adore tall people. If I'm standing in line in front of or behind them I say to them, "Well, aren't you going to ask me how short I am?"

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 4'11”, this is how I talk to everyone.

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    mooshoflove
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! WILD GEESE, TURKEYS, EVERY OTHER BIRD.. EXCEPT... Has anyone ever seen a wild chicken?!?! 🐔 😵‍💫

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on now. Not all people who wear red shirts are dangerous.

    Diane H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought AFLAC duck for insurance.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's relatively safe. I don't see any gang colors or prison tats.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus f’in Christ, BoredPanda. You censor the words d**k and W***y, but this is somehow alright? This site is so weird 😂

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa!!! I'm surprised BP would allow this. They love to censor stuff!

    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I friggin hate this! I'm in class this made me laugh so hard now the teacher's glaring at me :/

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    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying "beep beep beep" when they walk backwards.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like your outfit. Too bad they they didn't have one in your size."

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this an actual problem guys deal with?

    Willie D'Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that image is from the breakdancing manual Napoleon Vegemite... um I mean Raygun... used to get into the Olympics.

    Jet
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm. crying from laughter now

    Tom Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oof suits you sir, Betty Swollocks sir?

    Jocelyn Webster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of scratching/grabbing.. use the dance moves from "Thriller" 😆😆

    ThatG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DIY Olympic Breakdance started kit

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stick your hand down there and have a good root abaht!

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all else fails you could try hygiene.

    wayne whitson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's SO LUCKY. "I Keep "Stepping On Mine"!

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    NoName
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *blocked* it's hauntingly easy for me to cut people out of my life. Something about turning 40 made me realize that I didn't want to deal with b******t from anyone, for any reason.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    <3 I feel this. I'm 42 and I'm getting there. I'm almost there. I'm getting out of a 23-year-long abusive/controlling relationship in a few months. Then I'm going to work on going NC with my mother, who abused me all throughout childhood in every way you can abuse a child.

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    Alif Zakaria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people would want to do this. By that I mean get someone else to do it. With a leash. Because it’s bondage. How horrible

    Latrelle Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some people missed what's actually happening here. Stop blaming everyone else for your s****y life and you do something about it yourself!

    Latrelle Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when I don't feel like sleuthing should be my fault, I take responsibility and work on progressing forward, stop blaming everyone else, get the job done. Ur screwing up ur own damn life if you still blaming everyone else.

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs more orange and tinier hands. Also needs a criminal record.

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunter? You mean that one guy that never held an elected position? Why do you care so much about him? He's not making any laws...

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    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's ben stiller doing there?

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorena Bobbit's Keepsake Drawer...

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, second Lorena Bobbit reference this week. That dude deserved it though

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, do they get so much pictures of eggplants?

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Eggplant Parmesan for dinner tonite.

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tinder is the modern version of the Magic Mirror.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a dealer doing inventory in her head

    Pill Nathan Whitely
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite a shopping list. Not every dealer is going to have all that in stock.

    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it's decent, and nothing too intense lol the convenience... I miss when my weed dealer was down the hall lol

    Skywitness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just a dealer looking for new business.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably has a secret opioid addiction and is wondering if he's someone she can buy from.

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    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain will never forget about the little red worms either 🤮😫

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither will JFK, Jr.'s brain.

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    Anya Beboop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least we only have rust in this house.

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    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talk like I'm from Brooklyn, but I sound like on of the Superfans lol it sounds like an SNL skit when something gets me heated lol the Sicilian is strong in this blood lol

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in an Italian and Irish neighborhood on the south side of Chicago but have Eastern and Central European heritage. I’ve managed to avoid having a Chicago accent, however I don’t know what I’d do if I weren’t able to talk with my hands. I even do it when I’m on the phone.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can vigorously gesture with both hands, does that make you bilingual?

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get asked often if I'm Italian because I gesticulate so much when talking. 🤷🏿

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was walking in the West Village in New York. I saw two women up ahead, gesticulating to each other. I figured they were deaf, and signing. When I got closer, I heard them talking. I realized they were not deaf, but Italian.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you had to put your other hand on your upper arm to make it rude?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chapter One: missionary position.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D Trump selling this version?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I remember this one from a pamphlet or something back in the '80s. Back when I was still going to church.

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    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water isn't going to be the only thing that's wet...

    Robert Rose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urban Legend has it that if you put a tentmate's limb in warm water he'll p**s himself while sleeping. Doesn't work. Trust me.

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    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't long jump... or do, now we've all seen the hog lol

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Jake The Peg, with me extra leg....or is that verboten now?

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn to pole vault, win at life

    paul bayer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it starts to rain, put its rubber on.

    Granny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no one will notice aextra leg

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    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a great scene in "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" when blind guy screams: "I am not white!? Does dad know??"

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's also a Chappelle sketch in which a blind black guy joins the KKK.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to surprise someone in the bathroom...

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's more surprised by the shape of the other guys mouth.

    Latrelle Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, but of course the white guy knows every thing so....

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boyband making the old start up sound

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also illustrates one of Lakota's world-renown Lessons On Being An Actual Real Wolf. Now available online!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to sing dubstep

    Jet
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to be human wifi

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    Mylah Blaschke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddy, I’m kinda worried about your business idea…

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegal Arms dealing is much more profitable these days

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    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it worked for that cult leader, for a while.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, a few NGOs are quite successful with that idea actually...

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First explain what that logo has to do with your business model.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your business model might need a bit of an adjustment...

    FROGLET
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David: "And that's how we'll earn MILLIONS! Yes, Jimmy?" Jimmy: "I'm somewhat concerned..."

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    Latrelle Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him being so close to that kid worries me

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him knowing how to read an analog clock tells me he's older than he looks.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can happen when you Buy a sea horse from a sketchy website

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Several neighborhoods in Boston too from what I've learned through looking at real estate websites. Apparently to live comfortably in the Boston area one needs to make over 100,000 dollars a year, or around $60 an hour. Why do I mention this? I just got back from vacation in Boston and I absolutely fell in love with it. But I don't make that kind of bread.

    SM
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Median income in San Francisco, $126,187. Income needed to live comfortable $131,000. For a one-bedroom apartment, you need $93,720. What people don't seem to get is you can't compare the economics of any given city to another one. Comparing your income in one city to the expenses of another city only counts if your income isn't dependent on where you live.

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    Paula MV
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just sold a shoebox like that in the Bay Area for $3 million

    SM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still, people in other parts of the country can't understand why people want to have the minimum wage increased. In general, I don't think the average person actually understands the economics of living in different places. Where $15.00 minimum wage in their city might sound insane, might be "low" in another city like New York.

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    SarcasticSloth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In ANY city of a decent size anywhere in the western world, sadly.

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    California has always been expense, but now, it's just insane.

    Ormond Otvos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atchison Village Richmond CA wikipedia

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good God! Who got so offended by the words 'Careful now' that they had to downvote it? Talk about missing the joke. If I'm not mistaken, Savahax is saying that the Lobbyist Ethics Course is short because those two words ARE the course.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The arrow should be pointing the other direction! 😂🤣

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the paper is perfect the way it is, don't bum it out with problems, man.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, this was me with my Geography GCSE. Stared at the paper for a bit then wrote a s**t ton about the Aswan Dam. Got an A*!

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The high ones are all the people writing on blank paper

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id say by how smokey it is by the grey haziness outside or inside of the window.

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    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it could be done from a distance lol

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remote control vibrators do exist, you know... 😏

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend once actually lectured me on the sounds that I made during orgasm. Apparently they were not the "correct" sounds. Apparently they weirded him out/he did not like them. He asked me to change the sounds that I made during sex/while I was having an orgasm. He wanted me to sound sexier while I was having an orgasm. Let's just say that we haven't had sex in probably about 10 years at this point.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me cynical if you wish but I have a finely-tuned eye for spotting get-out clauses (with three daughters and two grandsons I've had a lot of practice) , so I have to ask....when you say that 'we' haven't had sex, does that imply that 'you' may have, just not with him? 😂

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    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual article ("how to tell like Tarzan" in the bottom right corner) doesn't make much more sense

    Astar_ALT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yell like Tarzan and annoy everyone around you /s

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    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pledge allegiance to the desktop, of the Microsoft Corporation of America. And for the monopoly for which it stands. One Drive. Under Bill Gates. With insanity and frustration for all.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet sadly with the way things are going in the US right now, pregnant women will be resorting back to coathangers in no time, all because a bunch of idiots want to be able to dictate what they can and can't do with their bodies.

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    Carla Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to start happening again because the people running my country are idiots. Making abortion illegal, does not end abortion.

    Strawberry Jelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now they’re trying to ban birth control too. Gonna move out of the country ASAP

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. If this humor was any darker it's ancestors could have picked cotton...

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hella dark. I'm old enough to remember women actually doing that.

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    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of these are right up my alley (thankfully not vagina, in this case).

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. Now someone will need intrauterine psychotherapy.

    PenguinQueen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP sensors all kinds of BS like nipples and swearing... But not a dark 'joke' about abortions?

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    Latrelle Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, that looks more like how to insult both of your dad's cooking!

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    FROGLET
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IS THAT PICTURE!? I am scared to find what the original title of the article was called...

    The explanation
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably about hunting and taking the animal back home

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    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to make af friend do something he doesn't want to do?

    Kat Hoth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parties have too many people.

    G A
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    1 year ago

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    How to rape a medium sized mammal?

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop tickling me, Karl, I BLOODY WELL MEAN IT THIS TIME!

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She pokes him in the eyes, and he pantses her. Fair enough.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she was alive when we got ON the ride....

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    Latrelle Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the 2 people here actually got it, the last Pic of someone choking themselves, everyone kept talking about getting rid of people messing up their lives not realizing, it's u that let them tf in, so ur ruining ur own gd life and take responsibility 😂. I bet them mfuckas still don't get it.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least wait until he was 16 and could actually appreciate the experience.

    Sierra Whicker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah u just get him a gf and call it good

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great grand father survived pepper spray and mustard gas in the war. He was a seasoned veteran...

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hannnibal Lecktors recipe book.

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "roast over an open flame, turning frequently, until outside is crisp, inside is tender, and has reached a minimum internal temperature of 160°F / 72°C"

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    Dre Mosley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asparagus doesn't make everyone's pee smell weird.

    Latrelle Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the towel need to be dipped first?

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Republicans help people in need.

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to mug someone final exam

    Latrelle Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get away with 5 finger exploding heart. - kill bill

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    Kael jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did people downvote savahax’s comment…please at least restore balanc

    G A
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    1 year ago

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    Fig 2, boot enters from left

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your joke has been reported to the feline masters. They will decide the punishment shortly.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guarantee you do that to a cat, he will not appear that mellowed out

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my little kittens. They love having their heads gently squeezed. Makes them purr even louder.

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell you this b**ch is f***ing crazy

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Taylor Swift.this is my opinion and you don't have to agree. But you should

    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being millionaires that live rent free in others heads simply because those people dislike your music

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How not to, alternatively.

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    Jef Corb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's pulling them back up buddy...

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "how to pee outside as a woman"? Dude. It looks like she's on a sidewalk! At least go behind a bush or something!

    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Hen Do's in Blackpool down the alley behind the Chip Shop

    Sierra Whicker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fr they say there nice but then they use u and when they find out that ur pregnant they just completely ghost u

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    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought the correct reaction would be to ask if you should order another pizza.

    Latrelle Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's Tony's, yup, but anywhere else, we good.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet £50 on the bull

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    DE Ray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ground beef is oddly more common than sky beef.

    Helen Rohrlach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for that time a falling cow sunk a fishing boat in the Sea of Japan back in 2000.

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You saw nothing, right? And when those punks from the Milk Marketing Board come round, you just say Daisy got a new job outta town......"

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    Pixie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's not funny 😥, I tore up the living room 😤

    Latrelle Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the fog was working in the chemical aisle and got some cleaner in his eye and now he has to flush for 5 minutes.

    Tae Cole
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    1 year ago

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    Water board the b***h lol

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