Having lived in this world for almost a quarter-century, I can tell that life is much more absurd than our parents and teachers tell us. Sometimes all you can do is laugh at bizarre situations.
It looks like the Tumblr blog Absurd Life Quote shares the same sentiment. Check out these ridiculously funny one-liners and tell us which ones you can identify with!
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Tiny Dynamine, you know it's a common fact that people who feel the need to call people losers are the one who actually need to reassure themselves because they are very insecure ? Don't worry, we are not mad at you for being a loser looking for attention :)
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Your secret is safe with me, I've forgotten it already. It's the best thing I know to do when people tell me things they want kept secret.
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Or you call back immediately while they are trying to call you back again, so you just have to deal with the answering machine. But you have the feeling you HAVE to be the one who will reach the other one first :D
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I once asked my sister how she would prefer to die. Expecting her to say "Old age, with my loved ones" or something among those lines, she replied "Point blank range to the back of the head" (She later said that would be the least painful if you were murdered)... We also were once in a restaurant ordering. When the waiter asked what she wanted to drink, she said she wanted a Coke. The waiter asked "How many Kilos?" as a joke. She then replied "A small one?" Vise versa, I once thought a "heroin addict" was really a "heroine addict"... & best pick up line one of my friends told a girl? "My love for you is like diarrhea- I just can't hold it in any longer!"XD
I once asked my sister how she would prefer to die. Expecting her to say "Old age, with my loved ones" or something among those lines, she replied "Point blank range to the back of the head" (She later said that would be the least painful if you were murdered)... We also were once in a restaurant ordering. When the waiter asked what she wanted to drink, she said she wanted a Coke. The waiter asked "How many Kilos?" as a joke. She then replied "A small one?" Vise versa, I once thought a "heroin addict" was really a "heroine addict"... & best pick up line one of my friends told a girl? "My love for you is like diarrhea- I just can't hold it in any longer!"XD