39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)
We all use YouTube for different reasons. Perhaps you want to learn a new language and enjoy watching grammar lessons during your lunch break. Or maybe you like to unwind by viewing lighthearted comedy videos. Regardless of what kind of content you prefer, remember to always check the comments section, because there’s likely something unexpected to be found…
We’ve taken a trip to the Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments Twitter account to round up some of their most shocking and hilarious posts. So enjoy reading through these responses that are often even funnier than the videos they’re referencing, and be sure to upvote the ones that have taught you to never skip out on the comments section!
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If it were me, I’d welcome having a couple days at work where I watched a long video with no inappropriate content.
You know they're going to talk about 69 over and over, right?
Load More Replies...You think they actually devote resources to looking before taking a video down?
Load More Replies...I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t count from 1 to 100,000. I’d get confused and lose my place
Those were Navy seals. This is a kayak seal. Kayak seals are cute and chill.
I’ve swum with lots of seals, super cute, but don’t let that fool you, they are wild and have teeth that make lions jealous
And the bacteria in their mouth would shame a Komodo dragon.
Load More Replies...I'd exercise caution. Never really trusted corporate seals and seals of approval seem to think they're better than other seals.
Theyn still have teeth and they still can bite. Especially if your fingers taste fishy.
Ours. Kate Winslet, Katherine Princess of Wales, Naomi Harris, Rachel Weiss, Emily Blunt, Emelia Clarke, Rosamund Pike, Gemma Arterton, Minnie Driver, Thandi Newton, Emma Watson, Kate Beckinsale, Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, Lily Collins, Keira Knightly... shall I go on. And they are all hugely talented as well.
And ignoring celebrities, if British women are/were so ugly, why did 50,000 US GIs marry them and bring them home after WW2?
Load More Replies...A friend of mine used to say that the best place in England to get breakfast is in France. LOL! (I beg to disagree! Nothing like a proper English breakfast!)
Response neglected to end with /s indicating sarcasm. The Bill Burr comment is a hilarious stereotype that may never die.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... No wonder my grandad married a redheaded Italian girl!
YouTube is one of the most popular platforms on the internet. As of 2023, the site has more than 2.68 billion active users, and over half of the world’s internet users access YouTube at least once a month. There are 467 million YouTube users in India and 247 million in the United States, and users will never run out of content to ingest, as 720,000 hours of videos are uploaded to the site every single day. Technically, YouTube is actually the second largest search engine online, after Google.
So no matter what you’re interested in viewing or learning about, there’s no question that there’s something on YouTube that will interest you. And if you can’t find a video you like, just head to the comments section! The Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments Twitter account perfectly illustrates just how unhinged the replies are on the famous site. From jokes to puns to shocking remarks that might make you spit out your coffee, YouTube comments sections have it all, and lucky for us, we have this Twitter page with over 750k followers keeping track of all the best replies.
And will there be any usable DNA left behind that could identify the...chicken?
No and a bout a bath full but don't put it in the bath only plastic as it will make a mess.
Load More Replies...What about a 210lb ex husssss I mean chicken? Yeah that's right. Chicken...
You would have to get your hands on some muriatic acid and roughly about 8-10 bottles will do buy from different places not all at once of course and dumping remains in a landfill is safer than thinking it will all go down the drain nicely
Especially if they are naturally occuring, like his unibrow... Maybe not, you know... Those crazy fake eybrows some ppl wear
Load More Replies...Hey it's Mehdi! I love his channel, Electroboom. Lots of good entertaining science with electricity.
Also, unless I'm mistaken, footage of Mehdi electrocuting himself in a hundred different and imaginative ways! Love him too. He's a legend!
Load More Replies...I am only upvoting because I trust that you knew Frida Kahlo's name before a decade ago. Trust.
Load More Replies...Lol is it bad that initially reading it, I said "eyebrow" and had to go back after the commenter asked why it's plural?
No that would be a sex vacation for some gay men. The really Nelly ones anyway.
Load More Replies...Not at all impressed. That's not enough time for the reality of being caged with strangers to make an impression.
Yeah, he went to get milk, and I guess it takes very long to get milk in prison…
Not judging, but I think most guys stay straight for a lot more than 24 hours.
According to DemandSage, the majority of YouTube users are between the ages of 25-34, and as you can see on this list, these users do not hold back when commenting on videos. YouTube is the second largest social media platform in the world, after Facebook, and the average user spends a little over 11 minutes on the site every day. As of this year, there are 51 million channels on YouTube, with MrBeast coming in as the most popular individual on the platform at 160 million subscribers.
But you don’t have to be the biggest or most well known creator on the site to receive hilarious comments on your videos. This list features remarks that have been left on cooking videos, interviews of celebrities shared by major television networks, news clips, music videos and more. You can go on YouTube and view absolutely anything and find comments that are more entertaining than the videos themselves. So get to it, pandas! Go find some funny screenshots to share with the rest of us!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gRT1tXkXKg&t=54s For the context, here is the original song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpDCsi6UPas
Load More Replies...First thing I saw! I really thought it was a mannequin at first!
Load More Replies...I think he actually put his head on backward... it is very wrong
Load More Replies...Jesus, it does! It looks like his shirt is on backwards judging my the neck line.
This is the late Raymond Jessel. He was on America’s got talent and had a legendary audition where he sang an original song of his called “What She’s Got-The Penis Song.” He was hilarious!
When it comes to why people love using YouTube so much, the comments section definitely plays a part. YouTube videos are interactive for everyone, as you don’t have to post videos to take part in the conversation. And according to Oberlo, one of the biggest reasons for YouTube’s success is how accessible the site is. “YouTube makes it so easy to get started and share your content with a large audience,” they explain. “The simplicity with which people can get started on YouTube has contributed immensely to attracting millions of content creators around the world.”
The only thing I know about Tony Hawk is that he's frequently bragging about not being recognized. So if he looks like him, it can't be him.
Load More Replies...To be honest minced beef and gravy pies are delicious..don't knock them until you have tried them
I honestly don’t get the hate for British food. Best savory pies on earth. And the pasties! (Droooool….)
Load More Replies...Or an Easy Bake Oven. The old kind that used a light bulb
Load More Replies...In defense of this and I know it's just a joke, but it looks like the establishment from "The Oldest Fast Food Restaurant in London's East End" also sprays down their meat pies but it's just not shown. And they fill the pies to the brim with their filling, which it looks like the above does as well. So it just seems spraying is just part of the normal process.
Or if there was a word tattooed on his forehead that had to be censored.
I getting more and more confused by the title of this category. A lot of these comments aren't insane at all.
Another special feature of YouTube is the site’s localization. YouTube is available in nearly every country around the world, but it’s also localized in over 100, meaning that the site adapts to various different languages and markets. Oberlo reports that users can access YouTube in 80 languages, ranging from some of the world’s most common, such as English, Spanish and Mandarin, to less widely spoken ones, such as Azerbaijani, Khmer, and Laotian. On the whole site, only about 28% of YouTube videos are published in English. Although, videos in English do receive about four times as many views as videos in other languages.
Or just Jimmy Fallon, yk( Don't send me to downvote hell please )
"hyena-laughing" 🤣...Also, I'm going to lose sleep for the poor soul
Load More Replies...Bet it’s part of the Rolodex in your brain (forgive the old tech) of embarrassing s**t you’ve done your entire life that it can spin and randomly pull out something that will wake you up at 3am and leave you awake and squirming with extremely uncomfortable embarrassment the rest of the night as the incident keeps repeating on a loop in your memory—-in sharp and vivid technicolor.
Inquiring minds, right? What's savage is leaving us hanging like that.
Load More Replies...Brilliant! I just got glared at by a load of people for laughing out loud
And once again, thanks BP for completely taking out the sense of this post. I had to go to the original post to understand the censored word is píss. PÌSS, BP, PÌSS PÌSS PÌSS. There, now you have it five times instead of once just because of censoring it. This is so fúcking ridiculous.
Assuming no sarcasm, jizz is slang for ejaculation
Load More Replies...It's 2:25am where I'm at, I'm having another night of insomnia and now this song will be stuck in my head. Great. Anyone wanna toss me a Xanax?
I got a bunch of free steam out of it though!
Load More Replies...Mine has now a strange, gelatinous consistency and smells of ozon
Load More Replies...Funny story, my mom once burned BOILED EGGS, as in almost-set-the-kitchen-on-fire,-I-didn't-know-eggsshells-charred BURNED, eggs drowned in a large pot if water....when they started off.
I’ve done that. I forgot I was boiling eggs, closed the door to the bedroom, and went to sleep… The smell and smoke in the morning…
Load More Replies...OH NO! Thy queer tutorial has caused my sacred water to become hot! WITCHCRAFT!
No joke, my teen son tried to boil water to make spaghetti and nearly set the kitchen on fire. I had told him to put in a little salt and oil and he spilled some on the glass stovetop.
While you may love viewing YouTube videos to get in a good laugh or find new music, the site isn’t used purely for entertainment. In fact, 62% of businesses use YouTube to post some sort of content. It’s the second most popular site for businesses to share videos, after Facebook, and it can be an incredibly powerful tool. “Not only can businesses easily share their news with their audiences, or improve their brand’s visibility, but at the same time, they can use YouTube as a channel to communicate with their market and receive feedback from them,” Oberlo explains. “This can be done through engagement with the audience in the YouTube comments.”
Generally, it’s not cool to make fun of a person for their appearance, but in the case of Billy Mitchell his personality is as insufferable and obnoxious as his face.
I was thinking the same thing. Have at it, internets.
Load More Replies...I'm surprised the guy hasn't tried to sue the twitter account he is an absolute ego maniac and also a liar
This is Zak George - he's a really great dog trainer. Check out his YouTube channel for good tips on raising a well-behaved pup!
Speaking of the Spider Boys, which one wore the suit with butt padding?
Damn, so I was born in the late 70s (old lady here), and my mom told me that it was pretty common in the 60s and 70s to see pregnant women smoking and drinking. Hell, they even saw ads that promoted it (cigarette and alcohol companies). Thankfully, she wasn't a big drinker, but she was a smoker. By the time I had my first son in 2001, we'd found out that all of that was untrue and flat out dangerous for the baby. I didn't even so much as take an aspirin or Advil when pregnant. If I were to somehow (it would be a miracle) end up pregnant at 45, I'd probably need to be placed in a medically induced coma, because Advil and Tylenol (and occasionally something MUCH stronger) are part of my everyday life. I also have a bone disease, spinal stimulator and severe spinal stenosis/spondylitis/disc desiccation/foraminal stenosis and arthritis in my spine. I have my tubes tied bc I can't imagine bringing a kid into this kind of life (I didn't know I had this until my 30s- it was inherited)
Many people tend to use YouTube on the go, as 63% of the site’s watch time comes from mobile devices. Perhaps you listen to podcasts on the platform while riding on the bus or while running errands. And although you might sit at home watching YouTube videos instead of Netflix, it’s becoming more and more popular to take these videos out and about in the world with you. So while you’re watching a tutorial or cooking video during your lunch break at work, don’t forget to check the comments section and join in on the hilarious conversations taking place!
Used to work at a university electronics repair department, run by a brilliant young man with meticulous skills. He listened to books on audio tape at 3x speed, while repairing electronics and circuit boards. He was also blind.
I've heard Spanish in Miami. I think you have to learn it that way.
Load More Replies...Looking at this, googling current pictures, thinking WTH happened to that kid? Now he looks like he could tell you stories about his time in gangs / prison / and working late shifts at a 7-11.
Why am I seeing this as a very young Brian C*x (the physicist, not the actor). Is this what he looked like when he was in D:Ream? Edit: Oh for the love of **** BP, c-o-x is a common surname and a type of apple - there is nothing rude about it what-so-****ing-ever!
Thank you earlier commenters - tho it took me way too long to read this is Justin what’s-his-name.
When I was a kid, my dad would put his palm on my head and wiggle his fingers… “Know what this is? A brain sucker. Know what it’s doing? It’s starving!”
I do that to my best friend. She likes it cuz it's basically a scalp massage.
Load More Replies...That's why I would hate a zombie apocalypse - they would demand a full meal by yelling "brains" while all I have is a snack 😐
I feel like most days, there's a little ball of cells in my skull just bouncing around, desperately searching for serotonin, dopamine and a clue.
Load More Replies...No it's not "dies of hungry" it's "died of.........oh I see the problem here , moving along
maybe English isn’t their first language. Think before you speak mate
Load More Replies...Clearly, hundreds of thousands of people are aware of how hilarious YouTube comments are, as we can see from the Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments Twitter account. But according to Vimida at MyPromoVideos, it’s common for the comments sections to be more entertaining than the actual videos. “YouTube comments are a goldmine of amusement,” she writes, noting that people use these comments sections for anything and everything. “To discuss personal problems, to seek advice, to make friends. There are actually people out there who use YouTube comments as a chat forum! People truly regularly visit the same comments section to bond!”
He doesn't do push ups he does earth downs. When he left to join the military he sat his dad down and told him he was the man of the house now.
I was gonna say someone tried to draw Tito Ortiz from memory, and added way too much muscle to the arms.
Load More Replies...Jocko is a great example of what our military should strive to be like. Also could do great Voiceover work.
I think that title goes to the 'I am disappoint' dad. i-am-disap...962625.jpg
I've seen that video and it's actually a damn good video. It's one of those reaction videos by Vice or something like that where they get an expert in a specific field to watch movies that portray that field and they break down what's real and what's Hollywood. Good s**t.
Jocko is one of the baddest and nicest dudes on earth. Straight savage!
So, I went to your Panda page bc I couldn't figure out what was next to your head (BEAUTIFUL phone and pic, btw!!), and read your "about me", and I just wanted to say THANK YOU! I had no idea about the 10 downvotes and you go to panda prison. And I bet most people wouldn't know either- is this still a thing here? The downvote Panda Prison?
Load More Replies...Hello, 1995 3d clipart, we missed you so much! Ok, that's enough, (smashes diskettes)
I would hate that, wireless earbuds make my anxiety act up. I like listening to music without having to cup my hands up to my ears. They say they don't fall out but they do.
Could it just be that it doesn’t fit snugly in your ear? Maybe getting a larger size tip to put instead of the regular one. I’ve been using my wireless earbuds while rock climbing alone, and I’ve never had a problem
Load More Replies...What if the person has anxiety and it is already difficult to be sitting out in public when this weirdo sneaks up, does this all while filming you? What if you quickly turned your head as the scissors were there? Or maybe the headphones have sentimental value. Honestly, these pranksters are eejits.
Reminded me of the idiot who would cut off men's ties. He did that once to a military vet whose tie had great significance from his service days.
Is appreciate the sentiment but would prefer the option. I like as little EM radiation near my skull as possible.
He offered a choice between many varieties. It's really a cute video and all his prank victims looked very happy at the end.
Load More Replies...Because closely approaching a complete stranger while holding scissors couldn't possibly go wrong. /s
Some f*****g dickweed actually did this and discovered after the fact she'd severed the person's insulin distribution hose. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-teacher-cut-a-child-s-insulin-supply-with-scissors-when-she-mistook-it-for-headphones/ss-AA1czuM7
Someone at the bus stop lost their airpod in the snow last winter. Will never buy them in this climate.
If you’ve never taken part in commenting on YouTube, perhaps it's time that you did! Whether you’re watching a news channel or learning how to bake the perfect lasagna from scratch, I’m sure those in the comments section would be happy to hear from you. And if you watch videos to feel less alone while eating, you can be even more involved in the community by sharing your hilarious and shocking observations underneath the videos themselves. I’m sure you pandas have some brilliant thoughts to share, so don’t keep them to yourself!
Have you ever choked on a Dorito? Now imagine that, but ... lower.
I was going to say, probably hard to pass a giant dorito...
Load More Replies...Candace or Isabelle, which is the girl in the picture, if you mean her, she’s not related to them, she’s just their friend
Load More Replies...Isabella. And her hair is HIGHLY controlled by styling and products. Go to YouTube and search the song Izzy's Got the Frizzies.
Load More Replies...Are you enjoying this wild ride of shocking comments, pandas? We sure hope you are, and you might even find plenty of new videos to check out on YouTube as well! Keep upvoting the pics that you find particularly hilarious, and then if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring Absolutely Insane YouTube comments, you can find it right here!
I also looked for one like this. Ticking click like 10 hours....20min in COMMERCIALS! Bet something like that. Super non chill.
Would this be for having light in the room when the power is off or what??
11M views???! It would be funnier to watch painting on the wall to dry…
I think it may be underwater so a little soggy?
Load More Replies...No romance tonight buddy, onion breath just doesn't cut it with the ladies.
crab taste better once it's been internally seasoned with fried onion ;-) was once a pet to what is a meal
In Greek mythology it worked by 3 gods peeing peeing on a bulls hide then burying it. That's how King Hyrieus was born.
Load More Replies...Is that James Charles? The hate comments should continue and all should be liked.
Remember back when you had to be in a movie, on a nationally syndicated tv show, or published by a major record label to be “famous”? I’m always trying to tell anyone who will listen - internet famous doesn’t count
Never understood why he went so popular. Watched one of his videos and that was more than enough!
James Charles is a known pedo. People have every right to hate on him.
Load More Replies...That’s Charlie. His quick wit would somehow turn this around to make the commenter look like a dope.
That's MoistCritical/Penguinz, right? The face is so familiar
Load More Replies...maybe some albert einstein (or however you spell it because i dod NOT spell that right) if you know what i mean.
The screenshot looks almost exactly like the "Alright, keep your secrets then" meme.
Load More Replies...I’ve been using mind control to drive my cars for years. All I have to do is have my mind think what it wants to do, and my arms and legs make it happen. I can even mind control my eating, computer, and iPhone. Brilliant really.
If Michael Reeves was driving it would definitely do that. Or it would veer onto a crowded sidewalk, shooting YouTube buddies everywhere
Real question is…How many points do you get if you hit them? Back in my day, a kid was worth 100 points! 50 more if they were disabled in any way… YES I AM JOKING
Guy looks like the least likeliest person to be given the chance to control a car with his mind.
I think that could be Zion Clark, if I'm not mistaken. He's a man who was born without his lower body, due to Caudal Regression Syndrome, and has a documentary on Netflix about his life. Holds the record for the fastest 20 meter dash on two hands, wrestled in high school/university, is a wheel chair racer, and even has a 1-0 record in MMA.
A tube or smth I think, but you'll have to google it
Load More Replies...Waves his hand in front of his face and says "You can't see me" to his opponents.
Load More Replies...I think Hugh Jackman might be too stressed out by Hollywood already. He's talking to an empty seat on air XP
Maybe I'm drunk but these memes and comments are getting much more stupid as I progress.
John Cena is the guy on the right. Former pro wrestler where his walkout song features the lyrics "You can't see me", and he even waves his hand in front of his face, saying the same thing. People meme'd it into oblivion.
Load More Replies...Nikocado makes me sad. I've had quite a few family members die of obesity-related causes. One of my cousins was 24 when he died. Obesity is NOT healthy. Niko has a problem and I wish he'd get help and that people on the internet would stop pushing him to get fatter and fatter.
Nikocado is unrecognizable from how he looked 6 years ago, he needs help. All that food and weight gain has most likely taken 20 years off his life.
Load More Replies...I've resently learned about this YouTuber Nikoado. I was shocked! Don't this man not have any family? Someone who care about him? He obviously struggles with mental health problems. Where i live you can send him to be evaluated by a psychiatrists and if consider too sick to make healthy decisions, like he is trying to eat himself to death there is a law where they have to give him treatment for this, with or without his consent. It sounds bad maybe but its only used when someones life are in great danger. Nikoado is not entertainment for people to watch kill himself. He is a human that is in great need of help! Please don't watch his videos.
He's recently lost 90 pounds. That's weight, not British money.
Load More Replies...I regret googling that name. If you don't know who he is, just keep scrolling
Yes, me too! Why would anybody want to watch someone cry and eat?
Load More Replies...Except you’ll notice he’s eating his dessert first which is a bit of an etiquette no-no.
I used to laugh as a kid when I got in trouble . It was a nerve reaction beyond my control. I would then be accused of not taking the situation seriously and would be in even more trouble .
Except that you probably didn't film a dead body for internet clout
Load More Replies...I once knocked myself out for a few seconds by slamming a minivan hatch on my head. My wife laughed for about 10 minutes. She had to write a note to ask if I was ok
thats logan paul right? or jake paul? what did he do, exactly?
Decided to film in this Japanese forest which is notorious for people going in there to do themselves in. He found a body hanging from one of the trees and actually had the gall to upload at least some of the footage, which included some semi-hysterical laughter from him later on. I don't think he actually found the situation amusing, but it was in incredibly poor taste either way.
Load More Replies...hahahahahaha that guy got stabbed in the heart and i wasn't caught. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHA
An internet douche. He filmed the body of someone who had committed suicide and joked about it, then he posted it online. Worst part is he still has a massive audience of dedicated fans
Load More Replies...Dylan thinks he "owned" the guy saying he was too young to "get high on weed" by giving his real age of 12. but that just proves he is in fact too young and has no idea what he's talking about. (giving out his age on the internet isn't helping either, it also implies he's young/naïve)
Load More Replies...Everyone knows that 12 is more than old enough to get high on weed. I once gave my little cousin some weed and they were fine. /s
My lil sis and I were extremely well behaved on longer car trips in the 70s because mom made special brownies for us on those occasions.
My neighbor did that with her kids for real...ages 3,5 and 7.
Load More Replies...I looked at most of these and raised a single eyebrow. The reporting to YouTube to make someone watch it to the end was a good comment, though.
A lot of these are just not funny, they promote hate so just nawww from me
I looked at most of these and raised a single eyebrow. The reporting to YouTube to make someone watch it to the end was a good comment, though.
A lot of these are just not funny, they promote hate so just nawww from me
