30 New Honest And Funny Charts From Matt Shirley That Perfectly Sum Up Our Lives

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I wish everybody followed this rule. Not only with waiters. Shop assistants, cleaning staff, drivers, deliverers, etc are human beings with feelings, too.

I am 50/50: they're humans and they also may spit in my food. Don't need the other 2.

thats nice

Not only to waiters but to everyone working in customer service!!

Should be a "time spent on Bored Panda" beteen "inability to focus on work" and "guilt for doing no work"

I don't see "fapping" anywhere.

All day every day

No matter how herd I try, I can never get any work done... and SOMEHOW I still have pretty decent grades

"our company only hired CEO of multinational business"

Having to work all through high school and college just to get enough experience for an “entry level job” is not fun.

...but it's an "entry level job"... shouldn't there be NO experience required?

Those machines are so dumb

Why they still use these machines still baffles me. It reduces the amount of customers you can serve and they lose so much money through theft. Why would any business carry on using them?

And all this time I thought it was just me

every. single.time.

I hate those dogdamned pieces of frelling shite.

Weather now : still weather but with kickass CG

Bravo: Makeover and weddings...I remember when Bravo was live performances and cultural events.

This list is smash on .. but for Weather, you only get it from 7 to 1 on the weekends, and then it's reality shows about roads and weather up north. I miss my go to white noise when I can't find anything on tv.

Yup! It is all garbage and they need to rename the channels to "Crap reality tv 1" "crap reality tv 2" and so on.

Discovery Lol doesn't TLC stand for that's lots of Children.

Unfortunately. People forget that most services/businesses are a 24 hour operation; airports, goods deliveries (truck, train, plane, boat), emergency services, etc. Pretty much everything 'daytime society' needs to function, night shift people provide.

Sad but true. Society is made by and for early birds and not my kind :(

It’s even worse than that. People act like sleep is an undesirable flaw that needs to be “hacked” to eliminate, they say shite like “a lack of sleep never killed anyone” (this is factually INCORRECT), the media (via BS “sleep aid” drug marketing) talks about REM sleep as if it’s the most restful (it’s not; deep sleep/delta wave sleep is the restful stage, and almost every drug you might use kills it), hours of sleep is paid way more attention than sleep quality, and there’s literally an invisible pandemic of poor/lack of sleep in the USA. Our culture is so toxic.

What about night shift workers? Where do they fall?

Ouch! Guess I'm a lazy slob per this chart.

I can relate with this almost 100%

then comes waking up because you dreamt that your mother got ebola from a jellyfish at an ape preserve in costa rica (but it was also puerto rico) and there were no bonobos tho, those lived in nevada, and then you had to hot air balloon home with your grandpa who suddenly was there after testing a bunch of jellyfish and small mammals for HIV and also ebola.

Purple comes way earlier in my time line... And reappears every so often. More like green, purple, pink, purple, green, blue, purple, brown with lots of weird dreams once asleep

Wow, I think you may have read my mind while I'm trying to fall asleep and put it on that chart

Only thing missing is thinking about all the embarrassing stuff I said 3 years ago as well haha

Blue is so me.

Hahaha I love it. I'm ok with formulas but spend a considerable amount of time googling "How to (insert lots of words in the hope someone understands that I mean nested if).

Once you get a hang of the formulas though

Im the blue and purple master hahahaha

As someone who hads moved house recently, I can attest to this chart's accuracy!

I have been in my home now for 11 years. I was out trying to sort out the garage, which I piled high with junk on the rainy day / night I moved in in hopes of organizing it someday. Someday has not fully arrived but on one small attempt, I did discover that I had a bag of trash from 2009 that I (or someone) moved accidentally from my old place instead of tossing it. So yes... this is totally accurate.

So true! Like how though?

Can someone much smarter than me, please invent teleportation already!? Packing is the worst.

Also why are movies so f*****g bad with noise? The music and sound is really loud but the dialogs are usually very low. Thats the reason why I usually watch everything with subtitles so I dont need to bmhave a headache to understand the dialogs.

This is pretty dang accurate

Since the last one is talking about commercials, it made me think of something. So lemmie tell y’all a story. So you’re sitting on your couch watching TV, and a commercial for some medicine comes on. It will help you get clearer skin. Then they list all the side effects. And then they say something that could potentially kill you. So yeah I’ll risk death so I can have clearer skin! Idk I just thought of it and wanted to post it so yeah that’s my story.

its just blue, believe me