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The spring has finally sprung, giving us allergy-induced runny noses and headaches. Also, birds screaming at abhorrent hours, robbing us of that oh-so-precious sleep already shortened by that silly clock-turning affair.
These would be probably the only shortcomings of spring, though, because the rest of it is simply be-au-ti-ful. Fresh greenery, the first colorful blooms after the dreary greyness of winter, cats going crazy, jackets gleefully stuffed into the furthest corner of a dresser, and so many more good things that the Earth’s Awakening, a.k.a.
Spring gives us! However, this season gives us one more notable thing, and yes, you are right, those are Spring Puns! So, to commemorate the new beginning of the plant growth cycle, we’ve gathered a couple of the best spring jokes and puns for you to check!
You can be sure that many of these cute puns are exploring the ways of plants, so a sub-category that these wordplays can fall into would be plant puns. But it is surely no disappointment as plants are definitely the most adorable non-speaking entities in our lives!
Then, there are also comparisons between springs and springs and how the two spring. Those are, by far, the most entertaining ones, methinks! So these and plenty more silly puns are the ones you will meet on our list; of this, you can be sure.
But enough of this glorification of the season, and let’s just skip right to the spring puns! Vote for the ones that made that pollen-induced snot plug shoot out of your nose; those would be the best puns, I assume.
Also, do not forget to share these silly puns with your friends in love with fluffy bunnies, blossoming plants, and spring around the corner.
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#1
My winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
Rand0m_Cat 3 years ago
Whenever we have food I keep asking for summore (summore? haha get it? you're right that was unbelievably bad. I'm just gonna go... yeah bye)
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#3
I hate spring cleaning. Darn things bounce all over the place.
#4
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break? Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
#7
What do you call an emergency in the spring? May day.
#9
What did the florist say when it was springtime? Business is blooming!
#10
Why is spring a good time to get into good habits? It’s the perfect time to turn a new leaf.
#12
Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring? Because of Mayweather.
#15
I was never into gardening but this spring I started planting seeds and it grew on me.
#18
Last, bud not least.
#19
This spring I decided to read a book on DIY underwater gardening which is a self kelp book.
#22
What’s the best place for a young person to hear music in April and May? A springs-teen concert!
#23
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April? May as well!
#24
What do you call it when you are mugged on March 21st? The first robbin of spring.
#25
How is leftover eggnog that you find in April from Christmas time similar to the spring season? They are both green.
#26
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
#33
What is it called when you accidentally break that squiggly item during your time off of school? Spring break.
#34
It may be only March but April may get here sooner than you think.
#35
Which month do soldiers like the least? March.
#42
What do you call it when you lose control of your cleaning cart? Spring careening!
#44
I never knew how hard gardening was until I tried doing it this spring. It is so hard I soil myself.
#46
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
#48
The bed store is having a spring sale. Unfortunately, the rest of the beds are still full price.
#54
The idea of gardening scared me but this spring I decided to grow a pair.
#59
I be-leaf in you.
#62
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring? They were too busy planting kisses!
#63
Who does May like the best? April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
#72
Has he sprung the question?
Totally A Panda 3 years ago
How is this a joke? It's just a question mentioning the past tense of spring. It doesn't mean it's a pun.
#78
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business? Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
#84
The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
#90
Let’s turn over a new leaf.
#91
He put the petal to the metal.
#96
Get cl-over it.
#102
The winds in the spring are so surprising to the point they blow me away.
#105
I'm dyeing to know what you're doing tonight.
#112
But you’re no spring chicken.
#113
Thanks for my son-flowers.
What do you think ?
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Did someone plagiarize an entire "Riddles for New Readers" book? Not even pictures to make it a little better.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
You're too kind - I thought the first were mediocre at best and it grew worse very fast...
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Did someone plagiarize an entire "Riddles for New Readers" book? Not even pictures to make it a little better.
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
You're too kind - I thought the first were mediocre at best and it grew worse very fast...
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