30 Times Parents Embarrassed Themselves By Lying About Their “Genius” Kids

Your kid is now the class dunce. Congratulations.

No he is a misinformed idiot who is endangering his classmates by spreading misinformation and bad science!

Oh, Honey. The chances are he will never grow up.

"My kid parroted what he heard his parents say. Isn't he smart?" No, he's disadvantaged to have parents who are both ignorant and stupid.

I took a look at her Twitter profile so y'all don't have to: Apparently, she already lost one kid in 2016 (she has four more), and suddenly stopped posting on Twitter in November of 2020. Interesting.

He did say that, Jack. He also told me to tell you that even though you both have waded out into opposite philosophical waters, he doesn't think too harshly of your incompetence and wonders why you're now harshly deconstructing a 3 year olds words. -my son again, 3

When i was 3 i just made pterodactyl noises 😩

We need more Jack McGarrys calling b.s. on fictitious stories made up by silly parents

I will say it sure FEELS like a 3 year olds words never die, or at least they never stop. But I doubt thats what they were trying to say.

But words do die; there are countless words that are no longer in use.

I know some 6 year olds who absolutely would say that.

I can actually imagine a six year old having that response to man up though.

LMAO

This one is weak. I completely believe a 6 year old could say that they should say person up or be brave.

I believe the 6 year old could definitely and the question, not sure if they'd say the rest, but it's possible. Point is, the responder is the asshole here.

Just to clear this up for everybody, homeschooling is education at home using certified curriculum. Each state has different rules but here in Florida I have to take an assessment to make sure I’m up to date with my education. Unschooling is where the parent believes the child can be educated enough from experiences. It’s illegal in many places.

Ok, so I get the idea is to reject institutionalized, monofacated education systems. But parents are just not equipped, educated and resourced to prepare kids for post-secondary education. There are other types of schools but all have a pro and con that may hinder your kid's potential at following careers. Not to say it can't happen, anyways, like if a intellectually disabled teen needs to be in a modified program, but even those kids have a greater chance to break barriers than those who've never had formal education.

Do they really think anyone is going to believe this?!

How will this kid get a job? He's going to have his parents write a letter that he graduated at 4 years old?

Was your four year old son finishing high school, or were you just finishing getting high? My vote is for the latter.

I spent my day at a hospital camp for preemies and asked them what they wanted for crying? They said "More cowbell". I cancered.

I asked my husband what he wants…He said “more sex”. I cried🙃

I asked my friend what they wanted for Christmas, they didn't say "Laptop" they said "A lock of your hair and a picture of you to hang on my wall" I cried.

I asked my teenager what wish he had for next year.... He didn't say Peace for the world, he said 'Get out of my room mum, I am in the middle of a computer game!'

There is no point in hiding the name of the initial contributor if it is to leave it in the "replying..."

It's okay, Jake. We all already knew she was lying

The giveaway: a middle-school boy still saying "Mommy."

Sad that kids of narcissists must be on guard from their parents strange public behaviors

Attention seeking-much?

These cringey parents forget that the kid will grow up.. and eventually expose your lies