While the day marks the outstanding achievement of the successful chase after independence in the USA, funny 4th of July memes can only add to the already spectacular celebration. Independence Day comes every year, but the patriotism, happiness, and overall festivity surrounding the day never fade away.
Here, gathered today, are some purely American things and jokes about July 4th. If you’re looking for memes about Independence Day to share with your closest friends and family, this list will fulfill this need. So get ready for the July 4th funny memes that should make the fireworks blast a little louder and a little brighter.
It’s a collection of your classic Bald Eagle jokes, some pranks from the beloved neighbors Canadians, and hilarious American memes that highlight other 4th July funny shenanigans surrounding the festivities. So scroll through the hand-picked selection of Independence Day memes, vote for your favorites, comment your thoughts on any of the entries, and be safe with the celebrations!
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When we think about the 4th of July one image that comes to mind is that of the Founding Fathers and Continental Congress presenting the first draft of the Declaration of Independence for signing on July 4, 1776 - but this isn't entirely accurate. Famed historian David McCullough wrote, "No such scene, with all the delegates present, ever occurred at Philadelphia." The date of July 4th has been accepted as the day because that's when the document was adopted by the Continental Congress. However, it still had to be signed by various other committees and wasn't officially engrossed (finalized and in larger print) until August 2, 1776.
Lol I don't get the downvotes on a question mark, it means I didn't get it. I understood what it meant by looking at the other posts.
Load More Replies...It’s called heavenly donuts. I had to zoom and guess. Never heard of the chain before
Load More Replies...Depends on where it was. Possibly fish tacos or a Fillet O Fish
Load More Replies...Happy 4th of July. To quote someone whose name I do not know, if freedom is worth fighting for at a time of War it is worth living for in a time of peace.
Today's explosive celebrations aren't much different from the original 4th of July celebrations. After the words of the Declaration of Independence in 1776 were read military personnel and civilians in the Bowling Green section of Manhattan tore down a statue of King George III and had massive bonfires. The following year the Virginia Gazette describes the July 4 celebration in Philadelphia: "The evening was closed with the ringing of bells, and at night there was a grand exhibition of fireworks, which began and concluded with thirteen rockets on the commons, and the city was beautifully illuminated. Everything was conducted with the greatest order and decorum, and the face of joy and gladness was universal."
Well look on the upside, there also are koalas there. And not all the rumours of their wildlife are true, they have a lot of amazing animals that have bad publicity. But basically, yeah.
Load More Replies...The wedge tail is a stud and extremely awesome but it's not the largest. Simply putting an asterisk by it doesn't make it true, other than to people on the internet
This. But I'd amend that to "lazy people on the internet." The internet also provides us with this nice list of the largest eagles... https://dinoanimals.com/animals/the-largest-eagles-top-10/ The wedge tailed eagle isn't in the top five by weight. It's only #3 by length. It's only #3 by wingspan. The largest eagle that ever lived wasn't a wedge tailed eagle. So to the person who created the comparison: if you can't take pride in a thing without lying, maybe there's something defective in your sense of pride. Feel free to look into that, offline if you would please.
Load More Replies...as a biologist, I can confirm that they eat other stuff than fish... more info at http://www.hww.ca/en/wildlife/birds/bald-eagle.html :)
Don't know why you got downvoted. As a biologist, I approve of your attempt to save the Bald eagle's honor. ;) He can't help being the US symbol.
Load More Replies...The bald eagle is an extremely distinctive animal. As a symbol, it was perfect. Sadly, the Australian Wedge Tailed Eagle, awesome as it might be... almost no one outside of Australia knows about it. They know about the kangaroos this eagle hunts. Feel free to compare the bald eagle vs a kangaroo ;)
Well, yeah, it's from Australia. What else was anyone expecting? Right now I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Quokkas are in fact super aggressive and will swarm and devour you when nobody is watching.
If you are facting (something for grammar nazis), then the facts should always be right. There are couple of eagles bigger than Australian Wedge Tailed eagle. It should say one of the largest or 3rd largest.
Now all of America joins together in 4th of July festivities with good food, fireworks, holiday sales, and for the lucky ones, no work - but it wasn't always this way. The first state to recognize this day as an official holiday was Massachusetts on July 3, 1781. It wasn't until June 28, 1870 that Congress decided to start designating federal holidays which included Independence Day as well as New Year's Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
Its not a remake tho. The first season pretty much is because of the morons at nbc but the rest is completely diffrent
Load More Replies...Time to rewatch all episodes (minus Scott's Tots, good lord) ASAP as possible:)
Ah, that's where "I am not driving. I am traveling." has it's origins......
Eighty-five years before the 4th of July was recognized as a federal holiday, the town of Bristol, Rhode Island were throwing what has been dubbed "America's Oldest Fourth of July Celebration." The patriotic events began after the Revolutionary War and just entered its 234th year. Forget 4th of July weekend - residents of Bristol begin festivities on Flag Day, June 14, and last all the way through to the 2.5-mile July 4th parade.
Red, white, blue, and nothing else... in that order, it's either The Netherlands, or Luxembourg, depending on the exact shade of blue... :P
Noooo. He only wears it once each year, so he can air it out for a week or two. And all the colored ink might run. Then, it would be just another hippie shirt with a flag on it.
Load More Replies...So someone dredged up a three year old photo for this thread? I wonder how many of the others are that old or older.
No matter where you live it is almost impossible to avoid hearing fireworks - even if just from a distance. According to the American Pyrotechnics Association, around 15,000 fireworks displays take place for the Fourth of July holiday every year (even they aren't exactly on July 4th). Prices vary, but most small towns spend anywhere from $8000-$15,000 on their fireworks display, with larger cities going into the millions, like the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular that averages more than $2 million.
As an American, I find the whole imperial system annoying and illogical. Why is a foot 12in a yard 3ft and a mile 5280ft. It's just dumb.
Load More Replies...Hmm, this is odd. It's always September 11, but then they have 4th of July. How'd that happen I wonder. Ironic that Independence Day, of all things, is named in the British way.
But you might watch it 20 years from now, with great nostalgia. It's possible, I guess.
It occurs to me that for a lot of people, this criticism applies to almost every *photo* they take as well.
Load More Replies...My husband and I decided not to attend the local fireworks display this year, instead he insisted on watching the New York City fireworks on TV. Yeah that was a big bust.
Some of us Actually do. I work with professional fireworks and not only often share old videos but enjoy going back over ones from years past.
We watch our videos every year before we record the present fireworks. My husband loves putting on his show every year. He research's the whole month before making sure he's getting the best ones.
Why do people record fireworks? Last night a TON of people were recording them.
Downvoted because everyone record fireworks but no one really knows why
Load More Replies...But you have to prove you were there by posting it otherwise how will everyone know you went out?
I think everyone thinks they can capture it nicely but its difficult especially with a phone...
Load More Replies...Same thing is a problem with the fireworks in several countries. For example every new year's eve here in Finland some people become blind or visually impaired because of the fireworks. Many people wish that the European Union should ban selling the fireworks to other people than the professional pyrotechnicians.
Every single day of every week of every month of every year, you could begin with a prediction that somewhere is a person whose life will be changed forever because of a careless accident.
In Spain, the 24th of June is bonfire night and people throw tons of firecrackers. I was just 13 when I saw an older teen (maybe 16 or 17) blow his hand apart with a firecracker while trying to vandalize a shop window. He lost his thumb, and parts of other fingers. What I remember most is the sheer amount of blood pooling on his hand, and how dark the blood was. :-S
Three days later, dog in this picture <- is still celebrating 4th of July under the bed.
Why is the day of freedom a hellish day of fright and confinement for the poor animals. 😭😭
Britain - and we really don't think about it.
Load More Replies...Meh, it's a day to party. No one I know is all ra ra, America on July 4.
I think I saw an aerial shot of this lawn on the national news last night. Or something close to it.
[Shhhhhhh. His mower wasn’t wide enough and he had to finish the lawn.]
Load More Replies...No, you need to do that on December 16, the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party. ;)
Fireworks echo, gunshots don't. That was the most American thing I have ever said.
I know this is joke but we have fireworks in the Northern Territory (Australia) on the 1st of July. Our worst mass shooting happened this year. Everyone thought it was someone letting off fireworks early.
I didn't sleep until 6am due to fireworks and my dog being in a panic all night. So I got about 3 hours of sleep and have to work today.
And there will probably be more tonight! I am going to try giving my dog some CBD pills and hope that it helps him calm down. Good luck with your dog tonight
Load More Replies...People set fireworks off where I live on the 4th of July until 5 am. -.-
I just love that folks who claim to show their "luv fer 'murica" by setting off fireworks don't GAS about the impact it has on veterans with PTSD.
I have always wanted to drive around the neighborhood on the night before the first day of school and throw fireworks out my car window to keep all the families awake all night, just like they do to us all summer long. Unfortunately my husband refuses to be an accomplice.
I love they went to the trouble of turning some of the diagonal whites on their edge in the UK flag so it has a thin line and fat line. Most people drawing it don't even bother doing that.
Actually, they appear to have cut the things in half. I'd never until now realized the British flag put the red stripe off-center through the diagonal white line. For anyone interested, Wikipedia has a brief mention of the union jack's design rationale, but I thought this was better: https://theuijunkie.com/british-flag/
Load More Replies...No the real question is WHY did this maniac make the UK flag on the floor. Total waste, unless you plan on eating it off the floor.
and the Russian Federation on the right...of course, switch the lines, and you have the flag of the Netherlands
Aren't the flag usually displayed with stars shown on top left, not top right?
My thoughts exactly. What an idiot. I bet he only has nine fingers.
Load More Replies...I thought when the flag is hung with the stripes vertically, I think the stars are supposed to be in the left and this is not backwards.
By extension, revolutionary cavemen Igg and Ogg got the gift of jazz to the world
Load More Replies...if it was posted by a family member you hit the like button but don't even watch it.
Not what my insta view count says =P just have to have the right fireworks.
I have a neighbor like that, except every time she lights up a firework, she yells at the top of her voice, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!"
OMG this is the awful truth, isn't it? I didn't feel ashamed of being a patriotic American until this meme came up.
Never, never, never, never be ashamed of being a patriotic American.
Load More Replies...No such thing.... nothing about the bald eagle is "American" - up here in Canada we just call them eagles.
Difference is, a lot of us would rather stay with the European Union...
Then why did so many people vote to leave during the referendum? I remember watching interviews on the news after the results and this one guy actually said "I didn't think it would actually COUNT!" O_O I feel particularly bad for Scotland, since remaining in the EU was a big factor in voting no to their own independence, and barely a few years later they get Brexit... With about 90% of the population voting against it. -_-
Load More Replies...Some of us Americans support Brexit....ask me why! (No, really...don't.) -Dr M, historian
That’s how I feel on Australia Day. It seems to be the only time of year Aussies are generally patriotic but I guess it is more to do with an excuse to have another BBQ and a p**s up. I couldn’t care less.
On Aussie day, I legit just wear an Australia shirt. It was funny the time I was in America (I visit there quite a bit) and everyone was so funny. So many people started doing Aussie accents and stuff. Stereotypes, but funny stereotypes.
Load More Replies...I also dont care. Its just a day. Id rather just sit on the couch and silently thank all lives that were lost. That would last five minutes then i just carry on with my life
Or maybe just gril up a beyond burger. Hey, its an escuse to have a bbq
Load More Replies...I am American and I'm happy to have the privileges that come with that, but holy mother of jumping baby Jesus I hate the July 4th holiday.
So you're sad and picked on because you're apathetic... but somehow not so apathetic that you forgot to feel sorry for yourself and need the approval of someone else who doesn't care? Gotcha. Oh, those bullies who feel pride in something other than their not-caring.
Right?! I don't get this at all. Who cares if people want to where an american flag and grill some burgers. Why does it bother you?
Load More Replies...If you elect a libertarian for president can he accept the included healthcare?
Load More Replies...Even though I'm in America, I relate to the kid covering their ears lmap
America on *every day of the year* - Every other nation..... You're all obnoxiously patriotic every day.
I resent fireworks because of how much they scare my and most everyone else's dogs. How many thousands of wild and domestic animals were trembling last night? How many died because of the fireworks? Was it worth it? No. I think we need to get rid of fireworks - we don't need them to celebrate.
Load More Replies...I don't think there are any Brits who care about July 4th, or even remember it's significance, let alone get salty about it. Most Brits don't even know about British history in US.
Of course we know what it is lol. We do cover it in history classes despite what that wazzok thinks. Most brits a fully aware of American British history. Unlike in the US, we actually learn about world history...
Load More Replies...We have our own celebrations to enjoy as dose every other country. But we did leave our legacy behind in the fact that you still speak the English language (yes, I know you have your own words for many things, but it English at the end of the day). And of course there are over 1000 places in America who have taken their names from English place names. The capital name Washington Comes from George Washington who took their name from the English town in County Durham where his family had land. But we are all friends and allies now and we are happy to be. uk-us-hear...84b4e2.jpg
I miss 4th of July fireworks. Here in Sweden during the summer it never gets dark enough to have fireworks..../cry
Oh, did I mention that I was born in the US on July 5th. So technically that makes my birthday the day everyone in the US has a hangover. Beat that Christmas babies!
Load More Replies..."Fireworks echo, gunshots don't." Me: That just might be the most American thing I have ever heard.
I don't think there are any Brits who care about July 4th, or even remember it's significance, let alone get salty about it. Most Brits don't even know about British history in US.
Of course we know what it is lol. We do cover it in history classes despite what that wazzok thinks. Most brits a fully aware of American British history. Unlike in the US, we actually learn about world history...
Load More Replies...We have our own celebrations to enjoy as dose every other country. But we did leave our legacy behind in the fact that you still speak the English language (yes, I know you have your own words for many things, but it English at the end of the day). And of course there are over 1000 places in America who have taken their names from English place names. The capital name Washington Comes from George Washington who took their name from the English town in County Durham where his family had land. But we are all friends and allies now and we are happy to be. uk-us-hear...84b4e2.jpg
I miss 4th of July fireworks. Here in Sweden during the summer it never gets dark enough to have fireworks..../cry
Oh, did I mention that I was born in the US on July 5th. So technically that makes my birthday the day everyone in the US has a hangover. Beat that Christmas babies!
Load More Replies..."Fireworks echo, gunshots don't." Me: That just might be the most American thing I have ever heard.
