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When you go through training to become a teacher, often you're told to ask your students open-ended, as opposed to yes or no, questions about their cool drawings. For example, instead of saying, “Is that a lion riding a school bus?” ask “What did you draw?” Answer: little junior in a canoe. You get the idea. Kid drawings can sometimes be indecipherable until they explain them themselves, so save yourself some trouble trying to 'get' it.
But sometimes kids' drawings are too good not to have a little internal adult chuckle. Microphone? That looks just like a…! We dedicate this list of hilariously inappropriate and absolutely funny kids' drawings to you, dear parents, and everyone else who's been called in by a teacher to explain that they're snow shovel salesmen, not pole dancers as depicted in their kids' funny drawings.
Be sure to scroll down and check our list of artful and funny kid drawing ideas!
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#1
Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling A Snow Shovel At Home Depot
LindaSchwefel 9 years ago
This drawing is fake, not a kid's drawing at all. So tired of seeing it circulated... http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/mistaken/shovel.asp
Athalia Gonzales Krol 6 years ago
This to me should be on the inappropriate kid drawing website because it doesn't look inappropriate not one bit.(sometimes people just have dirty minds)
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#2
"Hulk Smashes The Kardashians" By My 10-Year-Old Son
BelindaRosa 9 years ago
How is that inappropriate? The kid is just drawing what mostly everyone is thinking!
#3
I Come In Peace
Pemberton 9 years ago
I can think of one (American one) but what's the other?
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#4
I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"
RoxanneHughes 9 years ago
No, I think he meant c**k. That's what he looks like with that hat. Heehee
meow point1 8 years ago
That's meant to be a toque, but still a funny coincidence.
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MónicaElisabethSacco 9 years ago
Wow! It's not appropriate to ask this boy to introduce me to his father, is it?
TahaniHabash 9 years ago
I think the kid is smarter than we think. Look at the hat and the pallet :)
#5
My Friend's Daughter Had A School Assignment To Write One Sentence About A Family Member And Draw A Picture About It
MónicaElisabethSacco 9 years ago
Mom's just having a little rest with a good glass of wine. Not bad at all!
AwesomeSauce 9 years ago
That's what I thought, as long as parents are careful and don't get drunk and abusive, it's fine to relax with some wine.
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#6
I Worked A Kindergarten Graduation Service Where The Kids Drew Their Own Programs. Obviously It's A Lighthouse
#7
My 5-Year-Old Cousin's First Drawing Of Her Mum
Pemberton 9 years ago
It somehow reminded me of one of my dogs -- when she arrived our home she got surprised at my mum's fart almost every time. She got used to the sound after a week or so. Apparently her former owner didn't fart so loudly.
DonnaOades 9 years ago
Haha, my mums lab doesn't like farts either, if you make any kind of fart noise she puts on her scared face and runs away! She did a loud one herself once, while lying on the bed, turned round in shock and ran off!
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#8
Made A Book For My Dad For Father's Day. My 13 Year Old Sister Could Use Practice Drawing Whistles
RobWarren 9 years ago
That is a really bad drawing for a 13 yo - maybe not so unintentional?
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#9
My Cousin Valerie Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her
RozEdelberg 9 years ago
Oops. Time for parents to have a chat with this child AND get a different sitter.
JeanneDeaux 9 years ago
If I were her I would draw him a self portrait of myself in my car going away with the caption: Okay, bye. Because this kid is seriously troubled in his head... if he is alone in his head at all.
DariaB 9 years ago
Ugh, a little harsh to a little kid. I'm sure the parents did what's neccessary to lead this child to the correct path. Maybe the kid is truly troubled, or maybe he/she just didn't really know what the drawing actually means, because kids don't have the experience and way if thinking we adults do. Of course, it's up to us adults to guide them, but let's not criminalise or demonise a little kid, whose mind still has room for change.
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JohnStackhouse 9 years ago
I wouldn't argue with the kid, lol, I'd be outta there like a bullet!
#10
I Love The Beach
RozEdelberg 9 years ago
Not sure how old these kids are but looks like they need spelling lessons.
Lisa-MarieSaunders 9 years ago
B***h doesn't sound anything like beach, surely if it were to be misspelled it would be something like beech or beetch. Phonics is something they do straightaway, as soon as they start school, so this child MUST have known the 'i' sound and the 'ee' sound, as they are certainly not that young, to be able to do a drawing this developed! It's either been done on purpose to get a laugh or it's fake.
Athalia Gonzales Krol 6 years ago
I personally think that the kid knew what they where doing and just forgot how to spell beach or maybe just finding know how to spell beach at all. And yes everyone can relate to having a brain far to where you forget how to spell something and then when you spell that word you know it doesn't look right but then you think that it is right so you just go with how you spell it .But I do agree that it had to of been an adult because kids don 't do that good of a drawing and say that.But edgier one could have been done.
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#11
The Reason My Son's Teacher Asked To Talk To Me
Pemberton 9 years ago
Might be a fake, for there are fewer spelling mistakes than other children's writings.
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Anna Zabel 9 years ago
I'll bet this is a fake... Several tricky words are spelled correctly, and the handwriting has an adult-like lean. Also, a child probably wouldn't use the contraction "he's", they would say he is.
#12
My Uncle's A Firefighter. One Of The Kids They Rescued Drew Up A Thank You Note
#13
What A Lovely Drawing, Dear
Erika Motrych 8 years ago
LOL. "Well, what a lovely drawing". I can't believe I see something else...
#14
My Kid's Drawing About Her First Day Of Kindergarten. It's Her Teacher
Pemberton 9 years ago
Did she wear a large necklace? I can't help wondering what the teacher actually looked like.
#15
Keep Yourself Clean
WayneHodges 9 years ago
Moral: Washing your hands under a penis can cause stigmata.
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Michellequehl 9 years ago
It's incredible how many accidentally drawn penises there are. How many other things will I see that are “d**k Esk"
#16
My Brother Teases Our Little Sister With Chalkboard Drawings Every Day. This Was Today's
Lisa-MarieSaunders 9 years ago
I like this one! Much more innocent and much more likely to be real!
Dean Brazil 9 years ago
with such perfect text yet very simplistic picture?
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Hayasahibaa 6 years ago
That's creative! But I don't understand what is age inappropriate here?
Zoe Tremain-Woodcock 4 years ago
i'm wheezing and i feel bad because it might mean something horrible
#17
So, My 6 Year Old Sister Was In A Fight With My Dad So She Drew This
JeanneDeaux 9 years ago
Maybe they could have a group therapy with the kid who wants to behead his nanny?
#18
My 5-Year-Old Daughter Drew A Picture Of Her At The Farm Holding A Shovel
Phillip Robinson 10 months ago
Whoever's "shovel" that was, was really diggin the attention she was givin it!
#19
And One Night While We Were Listening To Old School Rap He Drew Two Turn Tables
Kaycee Karyll Morales 6 years ago
and all that's left are speakers,headphones and also a microphone UwU
#20
This Was My Daughters Artwork About A Monkey And A Lion
DariaB 9 years ago
They might look like doing that thing, but the picture and the drawing style is actually pretty cute!
AwesomeSauce 9 years ago
This is actually pretty good for a little kid, all I could draw were crappy stick figures.
Load More Replies... GracelleRhea 9 years ago
It's only weird because i'm not that innocent anymore, actually the drawing is pretty cute
#21
I Found An Old Drawing My Sister Drew When She Was Little... Of Her Sacrificing Me To The Alien Gods
Kawaii Lemon 8 years ago
Yeah I'd like to sacrifice my little sister to the Aliens (Trust me, she may seem cute at first, but trust me, she's the devil)
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
No, not sacrificing you to alien gods. Sending you back to whence you belong. LOL!
#22
Farting Ducks
GáborBartal 9 years ago
Based on the writing and shine effect, it is from someone not so young.
Nostalgic Hyena 8 years ago
It kinda looks like something I would've drawn when I was younger.
#23
Found A Drawing I Did As A Child. I'm A Little Bothered
#24
Honest Greeting Card
#26
My Friend's Son Drew A Picture Of Mommy Mowing The Lawn
#27
At What Point Should You Tell Someone That Their Kid Is Drawing Questionable Art?
#28
First Word That Comes To Mind
Nostalgic Hyena 8 years ago
I can think of one.. Friday, my second favorite f-word. My first is food. Definitely food.
#29
My 4-Year-Old Son's Drawing Of Santa. Yep That's His Hat
Anonymous Bunny 8 years ago
That looks awfully similar to my brother's art style when he was 4.
#30
My Daughter's Skeleton This Is In The Classroom. Apparently A Daddy Skeleton
AnnaAlness 9 years ago
hmm.., considering "daddy's" penis come down almost to his knees, mummy is very lucky ;)
#31
Mum
Final score:
30points
Lisa-MarieSaunders 9 years ago
Giving a present whilst weeing in her handbag - this child is weird!
Elisn Klein 9 years ago
Some mommies have a penis, its 2016, deal with it.
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#32
Friend Of Mine's Kid Drew This. He Said It Was "Daddy Shaking Hands With Santa Claus"
SarahBooth 9 years ago
I guess Santa was a bit of a d**k that Christmas? Sorry couldn't resist.
#33
I Teach English. One Of My Student's Drawing Looks Horribly Wrong
DRAGEX Flames 8 years ago
i know this is old but THEY ARE NOT THE TEACHER THESE ARE PICTURES POSTED ONLINE do you think this "teacher" breaks into different class rooms and houses and takes pictures of this stuff..
#34
My 5-Year-Old Did This For Preschool. Mummy And Daddy On Their Wedding Day
Lisa-MarieSaunders 9 years ago
This looks like a normal child's drawing! It's adults' dirty minds that misinterpret something actually quite innocent, unlike many of these that are clearly done on purpose!
Brooke Blevins 7 years ago
maybe he knows what happens after the wedding? or is that just my dirty mind......
#35
When Your Son Draws A Picture Of Himself Flipping The Bird On Your Mother's Day Card
Lisa-MarieSaunders 9 years ago
I think it looks like he's bought candles for his mum for Mothers' Day. Doesn't have to be the finger!
#36
Portrait Miss 3 Did Of Her Dad!!
meow point1 8 years ago
Reminds me of when I was little I saw my dad getting dressed...then, I drew a nude man.
#37
Funny Drawing
AnitaPócsi 9 years ago
the butterflies will fly on the mushrooms, then up and down again.... pfff :D
#38
Kid's Drawing
JeanneDeaux 9 years ago
Seriously... Group therapy... With the other two kids... NOW!! It's urgent!
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Wow. But children know things that adults refuse to acknowledge and want the child to think that they're weird or crazy. No child is crazy. The parents are crazy.
#39
This Is My Daughter Billie's Drawing Of A Fox Running Away From An Alien
Pumpkin pampki milk 6 years ago
Two things who in the world has a neck that long and who has a d**k that long
Hayasahibaa 6 years ago (edited)
He had actually drawn it bigger earlier! And by it, I mean the tail!
#40
My Son's Christmas Card Design
Airdnas Elisab 9 years ago
Santa has an empty Christmas sack now because all of the presents are under your tree. :-)
#41
This Is The Start Of My Son's Dinosaur
TessaKrellner 9 years ago
It does actually look like a dinosaur... Without legs... And a tail... And arms...
#42
My Son Drew This Last Year In Kindy! It's Supposed To Be A Fish With Its Tail Out The Bottom There
#43
My Son Was Studying Famine Etc And This Was His Poster To Raise Awareness And Money. I Promise He's 'Spoon' Feeding A Child
#44
Drawing Vases With Flowers In Art Class
Final score:
16points
#45
My Daughters Kinder Flower - The Kindy Teacher Kindly Sent Me A Pic Via Sms
#46
Looks Like Rudolph Is Getting Excited About Christmas Already
#47
It's Meant To Be The Bus From The Wheels On The Bus Go Rough And Round
DariaB 9 years ago
Fitness or cosmetic surgery advertisement on public transport.
Load More Replies... Lisa-MarieSaunders 9 years ago
Hmmm, that looks like it's been added later, probably by an older child! A kid young enough to be doing 'The wheels on the bus' would NOT have hand writing that good!
samanthaiza 9 years ago
yeah the "word" should have the same way the lift is written
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Drawing Of A Giraffe. This Kid May Have Been Misinformed
Ember West 3 years ago
i like how when you look on the left side of the picture that you can see someone elses giraffe photo boming
#49
To Mommy And Daddy
#50
My Sons Pic Of A Dinosaur From When He Was 4
#51
Girlfriend Found A Drawing Assignment From When She Was 7
Lisa-MarieSaunders 9 years ago
You'd have thought the teacher would correct the spelling to 'coke'...
KimFranzese 9 years ago
Makes the whole "phonetic spelling is fundamental" diatribe less credible.
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#52
Scissors
queen...<3 6 years ago (edited)
this is a different drawing of scissors:)
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My Son Drew A Lightsabre. No Really, It's A Lightsabre.
Final score:
12points
#54
This Kindy Child Followed The Instructions Too Well
#55
My Friends Kid Drew A Whale
NATHAN REED 6 years ago
From context I’m going to say that this is a sperm whale #newmeaningtothespermwhale
#56
My Son Drew His Sister. Those Are Fairy Wings Of Course
Sarah Fulton 6 years ago
This ones not too bad even w/o reading first I saw it as a fairy... only dirty minds see more here, they did a good job putting the wings on the back... not on her breast area....
#57
My Sister Found An Old Drawing She Did. She Makes A Valid Point
#58
I Haven't Quite Decided If My Son Has Made Me A Poop Or A Dinky
#59
Poor Mum!
Final score:
6points
meow point1 7 years ago
Little kids when they first learn what death is can go through a phase of talking about dying. It's normal.
#60
My Granddaughter Drew Her And Grandpa...
Final score:
5points
#61
My 3 Y.o. Daughter Drew Mother Monster, Father Monster, Daughter Monster. Guess Who Is Who!
Final score:
5points
VticheMechinkina 9 years ago
Obviously mother monster is kicking baby monster in dad monster's direction....
#62
My Son's 1st Grade Drawing Of A Ninja Fighting A Beaver! He Has Since Learned To Spell Ninja!
Final score:
5points
#63
Trick Or Treating Elsa. My Kid Drew This
#64
My Daughter Drew This Picture Of Me Smelling Her Feet Saying "yuck Pee-ew" Lol.
Final score:
3points
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What do you think ?
SmileyRie 9 years ago
Freud would have a field day!!!! The death threat ones are disturbing! Definitely need early counselling &/or game/tv monitoring
AwesomeSauce 9 years ago
Yeah I agree, I never did anything like that to my parents.
Load More Replies... JeanneDeaux 9 years ago
Some of those kids need to see a therapist as soon as possible to talk about their tendancies to want to behead people and for those demons disturbing them. Some other drawings are hilarious though.
sebaschan 9 years ago
Sebastian from black butler. you were way off the mark. have you watched or read it. if you have check out the live action. it's in Korean, but has English subtitles. it's brilliant. by the way, Miyu left, and now i have a male demon called Paleo
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AsiaMalina 9 years ago
Drawings are very funny but handwriting in some pictures seems to be too adult for a child
LadySpice 9 years ago
Some of them (at least the ones made in classrooms usually) were written by the teacher or the teacher's aid.. sometimes before the kids can write very well, someone else writes for them.
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CarolArnett 9 years ago
Not much makes me laugh out loud when I'm alone... but these did!!! So innocently smutty! Hilarious! Thanks, kids!
OwenSayaman 9 years ago
Well, we adults tend to misconstrue kids' creations, often on the malicious end haha
imaginativeshoes 9 years ago
I came across a great website http://www.kidraws.com it allows kids to share their art and get it on the clothing iteams that can later be purchased and some of the money goes to the kids family Please share it and participate in this project. It is very interesting.
SmileyRie 9 years ago
Freud would have a field day!!!! The death threat ones are disturbing! Definitely need early counselling &/or game/tv monitoring
AwesomeSauce 9 years ago
Yeah I agree, I never did anything like that to my parents.
Load More Replies... JeanneDeaux 9 years ago
Some of those kids need to see a therapist as soon as possible to talk about their tendancies to want to behead people and for those demons disturbing them. Some other drawings are hilarious though.
sebaschan 9 years ago
Sebastian from black butler. you were way off the mark. have you watched or read it. if you have check out the live action. it's in Korean, but has English subtitles. it's brilliant. by the way, Miyu left, and now i have a male demon called Paleo
Load More Replies... AsiaMalina 9 years ago
Drawings are very funny but handwriting in some pictures seems to be too adult for a child
LadySpice 9 years ago
Some of them (at least the ones made in classrooms usually) were written by the teacher or the teacher's aid.. sometimes before the kids can write very well, someone else writes for them.
Load More Replies... CarolArnett 9 years ago
Not much makes me laugh out loud when I'm alone... but these did!!! So innocently smutty! Hilarious! Thanks, kids!
OwenSayaman 9 years ago
Well, we adults tend to misconstrue kids' creations, often on the malicious end haha
imaginativeshoes 9 years ago
I came across a great website http://www.kidraws.com it allows kids to share their art and get it on the clothing iteams that can later be purchased and some of the money goes to the kids family Please share it and participate in this project. It is very interesting.
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