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Everybody loves to laugh, and everybody likes surprises (as long as they're nice surprises. Obviously), so what better way combine the two than with these funny tweets that all have endings that you didn't quite expect.
Take a look at the list below to see for yourself what we mean. From pot-smoking teens and seemingly innocent love poems to sexual fantasies and airplane cockpits, the only thing predictable about these tweets is that they're guaranteed to make you smile.
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Taha Hadjadj 9 years ago
Fifteen minutes later the police cought him and the two kids and his boss smoking pot outside his office
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Villo Gertner 9 years ago
I always face posts abount unconveniently crying babies on planes. Why is it so especially hard on planes. I mean it's better than a crying pilot.
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Cody Eriksen 9 years ago
Somehow, I'd feel better knowing that... It would explain a lot of flights!
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Valentina Favaro 8 years ago
actually it does apply to me! my siblings are much older and I was raised as an only child.
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Nathan Allnatt 9 years ago
These modern mob bosses are so much less effective than the old school ones...
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Gay Johnson 9 years ago
that's one way to settle things...why has no one thought of this before? Do away with lawyers and get right down to business.
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Susan Forbes 9 years ago
It's a brand of bottled water. He's saying you're not scummy pond water, you're fancy bottled water
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Šimon Špaček 8 years ago
And they do not mind about loud music too! As long as it is not death metal.
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Robert Morson 9 years ago
Depending on the customer's sense of humor, you are either getting a large tip or none at all.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Is a "thank you" too much to ask for when I wake up early and make you breakfast in bed? I don't appreciate all this "who are you, and HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE" nonsense!
Kevin Munday 8 years ago
Annoying colleague asks if I can do him a favour, I said give me a gun and I'll do us all one
Amanda Panda 9 years ago
Is a "thank you" too much to ask for when I wake up early and make you breakfast in bed? I don't appreciate all this "who are you, and HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE" nonsense!
Kevin Munday 8 years ago
Annoying colleague asks if I can do him a favour, I said give me a gun and I'll do us all one
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