Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. Social media, however, has given us the unprecedented opportunity to send our comebacks to the right place at the right time and wipe those stupid smirks off of our enemies' faces!


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If you've ever seen a perfect comeback captured on social media, please add it to our list – and vote for your favorites as well!

(h/t: distractify)

#1

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JeanneDeaux 2 years ago

Aaaaah Miss Johanson!!! You're my favorite teacher too even if I don't know you! Well done!

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#2

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LeeRomi 2 years ago

CALL THE BURN UNIT!!

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IzaYusop 2 years ago

i love this. must remember it for when my children being a smartass

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P.BruxFHell 2 years ago

She got what she deserved. I hate girls that check their bf's phones. Yes, we ALL have secrets!!

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#5

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LillianaHoffman 2 years ago

wonderful, just wonderful!

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GriselleLugo 2 years ago

Great!!

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LillianaHoffman 2 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!

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ElliotLord 2 years ago

Ouch!

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JamesKinahan 2 years ago

My favourite

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SaraJane 2 years ago

That's a good one.

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#12

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ElliotLord 2 years ago

Fake. No company would do that.

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#13

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Chaz Johnston 7 months ago

Bullshit. Pizza never comes in 20 seconds.

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AustinNguyen 2 years ago

Someone done mess up

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3.1415926535897932384626433832 1 year ago

Mistakes were made, just like that burn

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DesireeMiranda 2 years ago

OUCH !

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LillianaHoffman 2 years ago

teeeeeehehehehehe, mind you one that works on women preferably.

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#21

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KateCollini 2 years ago

Well played Taco Bell.

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ElliotLord 2 years ago

It is a noun as well as an adjective. Failure! Have you heard the new single by...

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