As any parent will know, kids say and do some pretty weird things. But there's weird and then there's weird, and as you can see from the stories below, these kids took it to a whole new level. After all, has your son ever told you that his vagina looks like a hot dog? Probably not. What about leaving a "present" for grandma by pooping behind the curtains, or eating the dog's puke off the carpet? Take a look at the list below for more funny stories of kids acting strange. They come from a website called thepumpanddumpshow.com, and they remind us that while parenting can be difficult, it's never boring.


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Murry Mo 2 months ago

My mom thought her's was Shit Sheena...she was the youngest of three and my Nan would yell the names of the other two when she meant to call my mom...she would get fed up and yell "shit...Sheena"

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Hans 2 months ago

Reasonable declaration

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Hayley Lightcap 2 months ago

Well I mean, does he?

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Kjorn 2 months ago

OMG the smell in that room!! Ugh

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Kjorn 2 months ago

at least she think it's cute

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Hans 2 months ago

Pure innocence. :)

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over opinionated 2 months ago

*sniff* they grow up so fast

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Anna Brandigi 2 months ago

Words to live by

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Hans 2 months ago

Har har (sounds legit)

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over opinionated 2 months ago

If she can do that at least you have something to instantly absorb it

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Hans 2 months ago

99% water is close enough...

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Luis Milian 2 months ago

kids can be a-holes. lol

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over opinionated 2 months ago

How do you wipe with a rain boot?

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Hans 2 months ago

This is really a bit scary. Hillarious, yet I feel with the parents arguing against "practicability".

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