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As any parent will know, kids say and do some pretty weird things. But there's weird and then there's weird, and as you can see from the stories below, these kids took it to a whole new level. After all, has your son ever told you that his vagina looks like a hot dog? Probably not. What about leaving a "present" for grandma by pooping behind the curtains, or eating the dog's puke off the carpet? Take a look at the list below for more funny stories of kids acting strange. They come from a website called thepumpanddumpshow.com, and they remind us that while parenting can be difficult, it's never boring.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom thought her's was S**t Sheena...she was the youngest of three and my Nan would yell the names of the other two when she meant to call my mom...she would get fed up and yell "s**t...Sheena"

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is really a bit scary. Hillarious, yet I feel with the parents arguing against "practicability".

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ouch...time for a glass of wine or beer that evening.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could always be worse. Imagine the Roomba starting its routine at the same time...

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Heather Feather
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My youngest and least grateful daughter, when she was 5 or 6, asked me what those ugly scratches were on my belly. I told her they were the wounds left from carrying her in my belly. She looked at me scornfully and said "I don't have to say sorry for that."

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Heather Feather
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have twins girls. They are 24 now, but that is EXACTLY the sort of thing they did when they were very little. Two heads are more creative that one.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Giving a child doritos after he just threw up... and then ''ya think' the child is stupid? Whats wrong with these parent?!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's obviously wrong but if you're to pick the wrong spot that's the best substitute

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