My mom thought her's was S**t Sheena...she was the youngest of three and my Nan would yell the names of the other two when she meant to call my mom...she would get fed up and yell "s**t...Sheena"

Reasonable declaration

Well I mean, does he?

OMG the smell in that room!! Ugh

at least she think it's cute

Pure innocence. :)

*sniff* they grow up so fast

Words to live by

Har har (sounds legit)

If she can do that at least you have something to instantly absorb it

99% water is close enough...

kids can be a-holes. lol

How do you wipe with a rain boot?

This is really a bit scary. Hillarious, yet I feel with the parents arguing against "practicability".

Smartie pants! :-D

LOL :D

"Nude sausage casing" made me lose it. I'm crying lollolololol

That's simply a little bit weird to be honest 0_0

impressive!

ouch...time for a glass of wine or beer that evening.

GTA for kids

Could always be worse. Imagine the Roomba starting its routine at the same time...

My youngest and least grateful daughter, when she was 5 or 6, asked me what those ugly scratches were on my belly. I told her they were the wounds left from carrying her in my belly. She looked at me scornfully and said "I don't have to say sorry for that."

THIS is Regina George in the making!

Dear God. I would have told him to man up and left again.

And now a big kiss on daddy's cheek...

I'm about to throw-up too...

oh my... hope it was clean :D

LMAO!!!

I'd have just double layered them she's happy and it makes no difference

I have twins girls. They are 24 now, but that is EXACTLY the sort of thing they did when they were very little. Two heads are more creative that one.

Decoupage how creative

Giving a child doritos after he just threw up... and then ''ya think' the child is stupid? Whats wrong with these parent?!

Might want to keep a close eye on him.

This post only confirmed my joy at not having children.

WHOS LEAVES BUD LIGHT ON THE SIDEWALK!?

i hope it was solid. at least you can pick it out

It's obviously wrong but if you're to pick the wrong spot that's the best substitute

Classy. They must have a dog. Monkey see monkey do...