As any parent will know, kids say and do some pretty weird things. But there's weird and then there's weird, and as you can see from the stories below, these kids took it to a whole new level. After all, has your son ever told you that his vagina looks like a hot dog? Probably not. What about leaving a "present" for grandma by pooping behind the curtains, or eating the dog's puke off the carpet? Take a look at the list below for more funny stories of kids acting strange. They come from a website called thepumpanddumpshow.com, and they remind us that while parenting can be difficult, it's never boring.

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Murry Mo 2 years ago

My mom thought her's was Shit Sheena...she was the youngest of three and my Nan would yell the names of the other two when she meant to call my mom...she would get fed up and yell "shit...Sheena"

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Hans 2 years ago

Reasonable declaration

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Hayley Lightcap 2 years ago

Well I mean, does he?

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Kjorn 2 years ago

OMG the smell in that room!! Ugh

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Kjorn 2 years ago

at least she think it's cute

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Hans 2 years ago

Pure innocence. :)

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over opinionated 2 years ago

*sniff* they grow up so fast

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Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

Words to live by

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Hans 2 years ago

Har har (sounds legit)

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over opinionated 2 years ago

If she can do that at least you have something to instantly absorb it

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Hans 2 years ago

99% water is close enough...

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Luis Milian 2 years ago

kids can be a-holes. lol

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over opinionated 2 years ago

How do you wipe with a rain boot?

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Hans 2 years ago

This is really a bit scary. Hillarious, yet I feel with the parents arguing against "practicability".

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Pi... 2 years ago

Smartie pants! :-D

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Happy Ghost 2 years ago

LOL :D

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Samantha Rodriguez 2 years ago

"Nude sausage casing" made me lose it. I'm crying lollolololol

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Kaiserin Sissi 2 years ago

That's simply a little bit weird to be honest 0_0

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Anya O 2 years ago

impressive!

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Hans 2 years ago

ouch...time for a glass of wine or beer that evening.

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Kjorn 2 years ago

GTA for kids

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Hans 2 years ago

Could always be worse. Imagine the Roomba starting its routine at the same time...

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Heather Feather 2 years ago

My youngest and least grateful daughter, when she was 5 or 6, asked me what those ugly scratches were on my belly. I told her they were the wounds left from carrying her in my belly. She looked at me scornfully and said "I don't have to say sorry for that."

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Pi... 2 years ago

THIS is Regina George in the making!

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Jennifer Lewis 2 years ago

Dear God. I would have told him to man up and left again.

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Hans 2 years ago

And now a big kiss on daddy's cheek...

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frederic eeckman 2 years ago

I'm about to throw-up too...

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MagicalUnicorn 2 years ago

oh my... hope it was clean :D

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Airdnas Elisab 2 years ago

LMAO!!!

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over opinionated 2 years ago

I'd have just double layered them she's happy and it makes no difference

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Heather Feather 2 years ago

I have twins girls. They are 24 now, but that is EXACTLY the sort of thing they did when they were very little. Two heads are more creative that one.

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over opinionated 2 years ago

Decoupage how creative

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Ironhide 1904 2 years ago

Giving a child doritos after he just threw up... and then ''ya think' the child is stupid? Whats wrong with these parent?!

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Jennifer Lewis 2 years ago

Might want to keep a close eye on him.

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Cheryl Adams 2 years ago

This post only confirmed my joy at not having children.

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over opinionated 2 years ago

That's another reason why they need to make alcohol illegal and pot legal no child picks up a half a joint and knows to smoke it...

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Kjorn 2 years ago

i hope it was solid. at least you can pick it out

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over opinionated 2 years ago

It's obviously wrong but if you're to pick the wrong spot that's the best substitute

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over opinionated 2 years ago

Classy. They must have a dog. Monkey see monkey do...

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