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A wrong number text is probably not the most exciting thing to have your phone light up for. Sometimes it’s something from a service provider you never signed up for, other times it’s someone from Craigslist wanting to buy a toaster you have no clue about.

Other times, wrong texts get pretty darn weird. Like, when someone gives a fake number at a bar and it happens to be yours, or… You see the scenarios may go in endless directions. But this time, we’re not really diving into the reasons why wrong texts are a thing, because life makes little sense and we just have to accept it, but we’re looking at the most hilarious, painfully awkward, honestly amusing, and wholesome cases.

So let’s get your diving suit ready because we will take you on a ride to the countless inboxes where “Wassup” was the start of the entertainment that followed. Psst! More hilarious wrong number texts can be found in our previous posts here and here.

#1

Sorry, Wrong Number.... Anyone?

Sorry, Wrong Number.... Anyone?

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Caro Caro
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who posted my text on Bored Panda??? ;)

Roxy Eastland
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chaumes! Yummiest French cheese. Try it everyone.

Thorsten M. Weisner
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gouda cheese from May. Gouda is a very common Cheese but when spring comes the netherland people let the cows eat on the clover and first grass fields and that makes the milk change and the cheese taste extremly nicely. it is called Graskaas there.

Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brillat-savarin is delicious, and it almost does not stink.

Lucas
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hadn't heard of that one - looked it up and it sounds delicious! Thanks.

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GaeFrog
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The battery is so low ahhhh

Gaby Almodovar
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try the german Red Wine cheese! ;)

KJ
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try Black bomber cheese, got it in a cheese girt over Christmas, lovely stuff.

Cactus McCoy
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black Bomber Cheddar? Will do, Cheddar is ALWAYS a good idea.

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Its Me
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m more concerned about the battery. PUT YOUR PHONE ON CHARGE

Nikki Sevven
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recommend all the cheeses (except that fake crap that's single-wrapped in plastic and that garbage in a can...those are NOT cheeses).

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    #2

    You Won't Believe The "Wrong Number" Text I Got This Morning

    You Won't Believe The "Wrong Number" Text I Got This Morning

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that it didn't turn into anger and it was just alround fun.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the beginning of a beautiful story.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best mistakes are the ones that can be laughed about in the end

    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahham....I bet, the wrong-guy-number hoped, it would be a girl texting him by mistake...

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I don't know how to feel about this. It turned out funny in the end, but pretending to be someone else to get a possibly naughty picture out of a stranger (and I bet he hoped it was a girl) is kinda creepy.

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like cover up the guy's eyes actually would prevent someone from recognizing him! Sheesh.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it!!! Great sense of humor

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    #3

    New Job; Wrong Number; Bonding Experience

    New Job; Wrong Number; Bonding Experience

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom passed away this April I messaged a friend I hadn't talked to in a while was hoping he still had the same number. He didn't but a very nice stranger said some beautiful things. He put me at ease for a few minutes and it was really nice. Sometimes people are kind.

    S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wholesome and well written, wow.

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way strangers should always engage each other. Whenever possible.

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe, this is one positive exchange between a wrong number conversation.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now thats a healthy conversation if there was one...

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    Although scrolling through texts from an unknown number is pretty fun, receiving one may be really dangerous. If you have never heard of smishing (or the ‘SMS phishing’), pull your seat closer. It’s a fraudulent practice of sending text messages purporting to be from reputable companies in order to induce individuals to reveal personal information, such as passwords or credit card numbers. It’s basically a cybersecurity attack carried out over mobile text messaging, so it’s far from innocent.

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    In order to find out more about what to do if you receive a text from an unknown number, we reached out to Daniel Markuson, a cybersecurity expert at NordVPN who shared some very useful insights and tips. First off, if you ever receive a text message from an unknown number, Daniel warns not to reply to it if you’re not sure if it’s legit. “Ignore it, even if it asks you to reply to prevent further messages. When you respond, you indicate to scammers that you have an active phone number. You will then likely receive a follow-up message.”

    #4

    Yeah!!!!! I Got A House You Can Sell!

    Yeah!!!!! I Got A House You Can Sell!

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I'm doing this to pat the guy that spams me texts about selling my home. I can't wait until he texts me again lol

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the texts😅😅😅😅

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    Rick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t know you could rent the White House!

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's start a GoFundMe, I wanna do it! :D

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this person's sense of humor!

    steven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be honest, the last resident was only temporary and he got tossed out by the hoa

    James Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah wrong person would be the better response for this wrong number.

    Mer Mellow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more people like this in the world

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    #5

    My Favorite Thanksgiving Text Ever

    My Favorite Thanksgiving Text Ever

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lee, always disappointing everybody.

    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First texter felt *so validated* 👍

    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it wasnt my respnsibility, it was todd's

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Text me back when you have the Mac and cheese then!!

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    #6

    Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

    Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So should it actually be called "wrong person" rather than "wrong number"?

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope: he has a number but it's not the number for the person he wants to talk to, so it's a wrong number....

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones that get me are the people that call and ask for someone and my reply is sorry wrong number. Then they say well are they there? What are the chances you called the wrong number and that person is with me.

    Vortex Lazer
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    3 years ago

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    Another tip from Daniel is always to use common sense. “Do not click on any links. Do not transfer money or enter your personal data. Don’t download any apps from links in text messages,” he said. Sometimes, however, you may not be entirely sure if the message from an unknown number is safe or not. “When it is not possible to be 100% sure if the message is safe using common sense, I recommend just ignoring it,” Daniel said.

    There are also some red flags to look for in a smishing text. Urgency is one. “Smishing messages will prompt you to act quickly. They want you to act before you have time to think or generate doubt about the message’s legitimacy.” Secondly, if it contains sensitive requests, the chances it’s a smishing message are really high. “Most legitimate companies take pains to clarify that they will never ask you for your password or credit card info in a message. However, hackers may send you to a false link to enter your personal or credit card data, transfer money, or log in to an account,” Daniel explained.

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    #7

    Thanks Papa Gary

    Thanks Papa Gary

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    PandaGirl85
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papa Gary says it was very nice to meet you too and Merry Christmas. He reached his granddaughter and lived happily ever after

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    #8

    Good Work, Stranger

    Good Work, Stranger

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can cats text now? I hope so 'cause otherwise people are pooping in other people's yard and that ain't good news.

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats can text but they usually get the number wrong

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd really like to know how people get to the point where making a statement with their own excrement sounds like a reasonable thing to do. What happened to you? How did you get like this?

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, poop in somebody's yard. That'll show 'em... that you pooped.

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way harder than I should have...

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard should you have laughed then? 🤔

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! That's a shitty situation!

    J Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K! Humans are disgusting.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher, lol.

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    #9

    They Just Sent Me ‘Ok’ After This I’m Crying

    They Just Sent Me ‘Ok’ After This I’m Crying

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah lol I know what she was texting April about 😅

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't get it at first... still waiting for coffee to finish brewing .

    Lucas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, me neither at first. Had several coffees but slept badly... I'm hoping that's why!! 😣

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    J Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to school with a girl who's middle name was September. She doesn't know why. Her birthday was in March.

    Steven H
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    3 years ago

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    omg, how do you have 10 unread messages? *cringe*

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    Odd phone numbers are also a red flag. “If you notice an odd number (e.g., '5000' or similar), that can be another warning. It is usually an indication of an email sent as a text message. Cybercriminals like this technique, but legitimate senders could use it as well.” A message that has a link is also best ignored. “The message may include an odd or shortened link that looks legitimate but isn’t,” Daniel said. Other flags include grammar mistakes and unbelievable offers. If it’s too good to be true, it probably isn’t!

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    #10

    Couldn't Resist Even Though It's Spam

    Couldn't Resist Even Though It's Spam

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    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t staged.. this isn’t a wrong number. This is a classic scam. I’ve gotten 3 of these so far & they all sound the same. Google it. It always starts with “hey **, This is ** we talked on ** or we met at **, I’m in your area, let’s meet up! KEEP YOUR WITS UP PPL.

    Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This particular one was in the news even, it's a sex trafficking "scam" they will meet up with you but then you never go back home.

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    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one desperate lady…

    Rolando Cardona Díaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she’s a scammer that might be using a fake name and profile picture.

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    Mel in Real Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this exact same text scenario happen to me. They claim that the person who they tried to text gave them the wrong number but then do a switcherooo and try to befriend you. It must be some kind of scam.

    Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a sex-trafficking scam, they will meet up and then make you not go back home if you know what I mean.

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    Domi Lee Bjelka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm shocked.. Did she want send pictures from the shower to complete stranger?

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to get wrong number texts from cats.

    sheruss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL even with the face blocked out, this same crazy spammed me too. I kept her going for a while just for the fun of it. But I is not cat LOL

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    #11

    Got A Wrong Number Text From A Drug Dealer Today

    Got A Wrong Number Text From A Drug Dealer Today

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    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef=unregistered gun. Seeds go in the gun and make it pop pop pop????

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crikey! I also thought it was probably just about drugs, but now that you say that... Are you guessing or have you actually heard of guns being referred to as 'beef'?

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, such a cute conversation between a dealer and a random dude

    Rick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am laughing that he actually thought asking someone “what kind of seeds are they again?” would be a sneaky way to find out if he was about to bust open a human trafficking ring 😂

    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home baker: the guy is bringing me delicious poppy seeds AND $250? Come over! I can make so many buns and pies, and poppy milk. Drugs are not on my list. Just a poppy seed festival!

    J Robertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I'd have never thought about human trafficking. Not that I get wrong texts often.

    idle.threat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Chris is James? Never know who you're talking to these days...

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, those gosh-darn expensive poppy seeds.

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last comment I'll take the 250 though

    Monca Monika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poppy seeds? In our country we stuff them in sweets for children ;) what drug?

    Vladimíra Matejová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the western world does not understand you can use unprocessed poppy seeds as a flavor for anything from a cake through main course ( plum/cherry balls)to ice cream. all they know is opium which is sad. they dont understand the difference. see how many downvotes we will get just for them not understanding other cultures and dietary habbits

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    #12

    Kinda Want To Go Fishing Now.

    Kinda Want To Go Fishing Now.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They saved the number as "The Fisherman"!

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good morning! Nice day for fishin' ain't it? Mhahaha" ♡

    When asked how harmful opening or pressing a link in an unknown text message really is, the cybersecurity expert said that “clicking harmful links can lead to malware being downloaded, which in turn can affect applications on your smartphone and help hackers snoop on you.”

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    Daniel added: “Other links can ask you to fill in a form with your personal information, which legitimate companies would never ask for. That information (like personal or credit card data or your address) can later be used against you by the cybercriminal.”

    It turns out that usually, criminals try to guess numbers randomly, Daniel said and added that “there is not a lot a person can do. However, it is necessary to be cautious when you receive messages to avoid being affected by a smishing attack (SMS phishing),” he concluded.

    #13

    Should I Tell Him I'm Only 14

    Should I Tell Him I'm Only 14

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    Mason Parkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she should have sent a pick of her dishes an said they havent been done in 3 weeks

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the guy just picked a number at random and just hope some poor guy was gonna feel guilty and fix it anyway..

    #14

    Could He Be Bringing Chili

    Could He Be Bringing Chili

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rumor says they're bringing chili to this day

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think they're bringing chili?

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    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but is he bringing chili tho

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you say "I'm bringing chili" to a stranger enough times you automatically form an unbreakable friendship bond.

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a more positive version of saying "bloody Mary" in the mirror 3x. I think I'll try it.

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but what are you bringing?

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should bring chili!

    matilda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Kevin from the office?

    RiverStyxJix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddy, you gotta charge your phone!

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    #15

    I Was Having A Bad Day, But "Aunt Sue" Here Made Me Smile

    I Was Having A Bad Day, But "Aunt Sue" Here Made Me Smile

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, aunties can make your day even without knowing who you are :D

    Rick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pah, she’s an amateur. She’s no “black teen who texted wrong number gets invited to Thanksgiving for the sixth year in a row” guy

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, thought of that guy as well. That's seriously next level though :D

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    Flying Captain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a story where the wrong number lead to a wedding invitation?

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first thought that aunt wanted to sue them =P

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    #16

    Why Would I Wastehis Time?!

    Why Would I Wastehis Time?!

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    Antz Online
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but I'm down for the pizza, lol

    James Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they asked why are you waisting my time, meaning they could be eating pizza at this very moment had you been the correct number, and increasing their waist.

    Alex Travous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see why "Linda" didn't give him her number. He's short fused and kind of dumb.

    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone seems to be "waisted" alright....

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO, I have seen this before but this is still hilarious.

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why they setting up the outside though? ?? A projector would be better

    Gaby Almodovar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, the guy had never anything to do with logic...

    #17

    Received The Scariest Wrong Number Text I've Ever Gotten Yesterday Morning

    Received The Scariest Wrong Number Text I've Ever Gotten Yesterday Morning

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    James Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he went out to get milk from the store.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sudden fear griped him at that moment. who could it be? in the dark receses of his mind, names were thrown, memories revisited. the panic mounts...was it truly a wrong number? or did destiny had new plans for him?...that would be my thoughts had I gotten this 14 years earlier

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we need to know what happened 14 years ago.

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am gonna text some random numbers this on fathers day omg XD

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, I've been expecting a text like that for years. That whole 'could she be my child?' thing never goes away.

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn how to properly use contraception, and don't just fúck everybody you just met, boom, problem solved. Kids these days... 🙄

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    Ghost Host
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: it's not father's day

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    #18

    My Name Isn’t Joseph...

    My Name Isn’t Joseph...

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    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me bark-laugh

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK

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    #19

    Wrong Number, Man

    Wrong Number, Man

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    #20

    A Thousand Ways To Say I'm Not Travis.

    A Thousand Ways To Say I'm Not Travis.

    Justthemac1 Report

    John Meise
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English probably isn't their first language... Either that or they're acting that way intentionally.

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am really getting confused about how people can't understand the concept of a wrong number

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "..Crouching tiger hidden travis" that is awesome

    Duncan Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    last picture...I'm extremely concerned about what that person is wearing on his or her head.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of looks like a balloon or stocking. Might be hitting up Travis to go rob a bank or something nefarious.

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once spoke over the phone to a customer in China, who didn't speak any language I know, so she put her smartphone to the phone's receiver and an app translated my English into Mandarin (?) and vice versa. It sounded a lot like this.

    Jeff Striks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They started trolling each other

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciated the random trivia facts

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    #21

    She’s So Dry

    She’s So Dry

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, clutches pearls and blushes. Haaahaha

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't bother me! Along with the obvious stuff I lost all sense of shame and 95% of my fuse.

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok, someone in menopause now would have been young in the 80s. We are pretty good at talking about our bodies!

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I would not be able to resist dispensing bizarre advice. I just wouldn't be able to help myself!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had this conversation with my 90 year old grandmother. I was driving her home after a family dinner (where she had been drinking a bit) and she decided to tell me all the things that suck about getting old. I nearly wrecked the car and killed us both when she mentioned her dry private parts. LOL!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    "Hello, stranger! My pussy is dry because I am old! -Okay..."

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    #22

    Rob

    Rob

    maggiereevie Report

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    #23

    Oh Happy Days

    Oh Happy Days

    DongaSoreAssWrecks Report

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now the Happy Days theme song is in my head lol

    Cassie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who s**t on the couch, then?

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So DID the dog shít on the couch, or didn't they?

    Plontest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine using whatsapp emojis broke ahh ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    #24

    I’m So Glad My Boyfriend Told Me To Ask If They Could Talk

    I’m So Glad My Boyfriend Told Me To Ask If They Could Talk

    SpicyCystak Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not nice. You started it, rude person on the left.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emilia has a sense of humor !

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know Emilia!

    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY S**T BOREDPANDA DIDN’T CENSOR F**K

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny. Or wholesome.

    tana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "would you like too?" lol

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    #25

    Random Lady Wishes ‘Horrible Things’ On My Mom

    Random Lady Wishes ‘Horrible Things’ On My Mom

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people can't admit it when they're wrong... sheesh

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s the Bark Bark Bark when you need it

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one thing to never admit you could be wrong. But amazing how easy it is for the other girl to let go of a friendship over a "joke". And then I noticed the massive time jump between the last two text. Christine, get help.

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long does she need to actually stop texting?

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expected a picture to prove the person wrong.

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    C'mon woman, if your friend is called Christine you are old enough to remember using landlines all the time. You know what a wrong number is and how they can happen.

    #26

    My Name Is Linda Now

    My Name Is Linda Now

    reddit Report

    Kat O.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, I wonder why the mother has custody? /s Dad sounds terrifying.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad may be a d**k, but so is the other person. They kept leading that dad on for whatever messed up reason.

    bxttery_bxby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't think anyone else's ex acted quite like my father does... (To clarify, when he and my mom split, he sent messages just like that to me, my mother, my grandmother. He's not my ex)

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I would send a picture or a video or something to let them know I'm not who they are looking for.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To everyone saying this guy is desperate and it’s heart breaking… are we going to dismiss the part where he thinks he’s talking to his kid and INSTEAD OF TALKING TO HIM… he says, “Please give mom her phone… this is an adult conversation.”

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    I need to know more. Is there more?

    Joe Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    That is 1 heart broken man :(

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    The person receiving this wrong number text has zero empathy

    Rebekah Krause
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the guy who starts with a rant about the courts and a threatening “I know where you live” followed by a refusal to believe he has the wrong number and telling them to “shut the f up”…. Interesting perspective. Since he had to get her WRONG number from a friend sounds like a possible attempt to violate a zero contact or restraining order. Just because someone claims to love their children doesn’t mean that they are a healthy part of their lives.

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    Wang Zhuang
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    3 years ago

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    So...this wasn't a wrong number?

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    #27

    Jellybean

    Jellybean

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    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ight bet"? 🤔🙄

    #28

    *what, You Don't Want To Get To Know The Wrong Number? But I Just Wanna Get To Know You, Babe!*

    *what, You Don't Want To Get To Know The Wrong Number? But I Just Wanna Get To Know You, Babe!*

    hannahgracie21 Report

    13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaah a "nice guy".

    deathrose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she was just trying to be a friend

    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why aren’t the words not censored?! Did someone hack bp??

    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised bitch is not censored here considering BP's standards.

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    #29

    Uhh... Happy Holidays?

    Uhh... Happy Holidays?

    BrandonVinall Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone trying to control or check up on who their wife is texting is a problem.

    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That creates more questions then answers... If someone's texting his wife, are they likely to admit it?

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be asking his wife this.

    Jofeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, foolproof

    Brett Layton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot Twist! The guy wwas sleeping with his wife and just jedi mind tricked him!

    #30

    A Parent Sent Me This, This Morning. I’m A Little Upset It Was An Accident...i Love Monopoly

    A Parent Sent Me This, This Morning. I’m A Little Upset It Was An Accident...i Love Monopoly

    lianamu Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who calls their (I assume) partner "my tomato"? That's... weird, at least in my eyes 😅

    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't feel it is very nice to shame someone for their pet name, they are highly personal and usually based in something significant for both of them.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tomato? This is a pet name? lol

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am noticing a lot of "God Bless" in these texts. Where I come from, which happens to be very near the Vatican State, only priests and grandmothers say "God Bless" with this frequency. Honestly, I cannot remember I single time someone told me "God Bless" (or it's Italian equivalent) outside of catechism, church or when I visited monasteries for work. Maybe it's because I am an atheist?

    Incitatus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, a lot of American Christians do this much of the time. I wonder if this could be common anywhere else as well?

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best one I got was a picture of an elderly gent sitting on a nice porch couch with new tennies on. The text just said "Nice feet! :-D"

    Outlawzen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said flavor. Makes sense with the "tomato" thing.

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    #31

    I Recieved This Text Earlier Today. I Am Certain It Is A Troll In The Spirit Of Halloween. But I Have No Clue Who It Is From

    I Recieved This Text Earlier Today. I Am Certain It Is A Troll In The Spirit Of Halloween. But I Have No Clue Who It Is From

    TheEmeraldKing15 Report

    Miradona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anybody wondering: this was a ”challange” a few years ago on reddit and 9gag...

    A B C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people feel the urge to re-write what people in these texts wrote already?

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    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I would ask, "yeah, but where did you hide it dude, specifically?" and then I would contact the police.

    #32

    From A Few Months Ago. I Still Don’t Understand The Context

    From A Few Months Ago. I Still Don’t Understand The Context

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    James Pointer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too hard to understand the context. They're not welcome to thanksgiving because everyone hates them. They shouldn't have suggested meeting up. "Hated Person" likely said they and their partner would be alone for thanksgiving and the person texting likely took the number off their partners phone to respond something blunt and insulting as their partner chose not to respond.

    #33

    I Just Said F**k It And Sent Him Random Things

    I Just Said F**k It And Sent Him Random Things

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