A wrong number text is probably not the most exciting thing to have your phone light up for. Sometimes it’s something from a service provider you never signed up for, other times it’s someone from Craigslist wanting to buy a toaster you have no clue about.
Other times, wrong texts get pretty darn weird. Like, when someone gives a fake number at a bar and it happens to be yours, or… You see the scenarios may go in endless directions. But this time, we’re not really diving into the reasons why wrong texts are a thing, because life makes little sense and we just have to accept it, but we’re looking at the most hilarious, painfully awkward, honestly amusing, and wholesome cases.
So let’s get your diving suit ready because we will take you on a ride to the countless inboxes where “Wassup” was the start of the entertainment that followed. Psst! More hilarious wrong number texts can be found in our previous posts here and here.
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Sorry, Wrong Number.... Anyone?
Gouda cheese from May. Gouda is a very common Cheese but when spring comes the netherland people let the cows eat on the clover and first grass fields and that makes the milk change and the cheese taste extremly nicely. it is called Graskaas there.
I hadn't heard of that one - looked it up and it sounds delicious! Thanks.
Load More Replies...Black Bomber Cheddar? Will do, Cheddar is ALWAYS a good idea.
Load More Replies...I recommend all the cheeses (except that fake crap that's single-wrapped in plastic and that garbage in a can...those are NOT cheeses).
You Won't Believe The "Wrong Number" Text I Got This Morning
I like that it didn't turn into anger and it was just alround fun.
Ahham....I bet, the wrong-guy-number hoped, it would be a girl texting him by mistake...
Same, I don't know how to feel about this. It turned out funny in the end, but pretending to be someone else to get a possibly naughty picture out of a stranger (and I bet he hoped it was a girl) is kinda creepy.
Load More Replies...New Job; Wrong Number; Bonding Experience
When my mom passed away this April I messaged a friend I hadn't talked to in a while was hoping he still had the same number. He didn't but a very nice stranger said some beautiful things. He put me at ease for a few minutes and it was really nice. Sometimes people are kind.
Awe, this is one positive exchange between a wrong number conversation.
Although scrolling through texts from an unknown number is pretty fun, receiving one may be really dangerous. If you have never heard of smishing (or the ‘SMS phishing’), pull your seat closer. It’s a fraudulent practice of sending text messages purporting to be from reputable companies in order to induce individuals to reveal personal information, such as passwords or credit card numbers. It’s basically a cybersecurity attack carried out over mobile text messaging, so it’s far from innocent.
In order to find out more about what to do if you receive a text from an unknown number, we reached out to Daniel Markuson, a cybersecurity expert at NordVPN who shared some very useful insights and tips. First off, if you ever receive a text message from an unknown number, Daniel warns not to reply to it if you’re not sure if it’s legit. “Ignore it, even if it asks you to reply to prevent further messages. When you respond, you indicate to scammers that you have an active phone number. You will then likely receive a follow-up message.”
Yeah!!!!! I Got A House You Can Sell!
Omg I'm doing this to pat the guy that spams me texts about selling my home. I can't wait until he texts me again lol
My Favorite Thanksgiving Text Ever
Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work
So should it actually be called "wrong person" rather than "wrong number"?
Nope: he has a number but it's not the number for the person he wants to talk to, so it's a wrong number....
Load More Replies...The ones that get me are the people that call and ask for someone and my reply is sorry wrong number. Then they say well are they there? What are the chances you called the wrong number and that person is with me.
Another tip from Daniel is always to use common sense. “Do not click on any links. Do not transfer money or enter your personal data. Don’t download any apps from links in text messages,” he said. Sometimes, however, you may not be entirely sure if the message from an unknown number is safe or not. “When it is not possible to be 100% sure if the message is safe using common sense, I recommend just ignoring it,” Daniel said.
There are also some red flags to look for in a smishing text. Urgency is one. “Smishing messages will prompt you to act quickly. They want you to act before you have time to think or generate doubt about the message’s legitimacy.” Secondly, if it contains sensitive requests, the chances it’s a smishing message are really high. “Most legitimate companies take pains to clarify that they will never ask you for your password or credit card info in a message. However, hackers may send you to a false link to enter your personal or credit card data, transfer money, or log in to an account,” Daniel explained.
Thanks Papa Gary
Papa Gary says it was very nice to meet you too and Merry Christmas. He reached his granddaughter and lived happily ever after
Good Work, Stranger
Can cats text now? I hope so 'cause otherwise people are pooping in other people's yard and that ain't good news.
Cats can text but they usually get the number wrong
Load More Replies...I'd really like to know how people get to the point where making a statement with their own excrement sounds like a reasonable thing to do. What happened to you? How did you get like this?
They Just Sent Me ‘Ok’ After This I’m Crying
Didn't get it at first... still waiting for coffee to finish brewing .
Yikes, me neither at first. Had several coffees but slept badly... I'm hoping that's why!! 😣
Load More Replies...Went to school with a girl who's middle name was September. She doesn't know why. Her birthday was in March.
Odd phone numbers are also a red flag. “If you notice an odd number (e.g., '5000' or similar), that can be another warning. It is usually an indication of an email sent as a text message. Cybercriminals like this technique, but legitimate senders could use it as well.” A message that has a link is also best ignored. “The message may include an odd or shortened link that looks legitimate but isn’t,” Daniel said. Other flags include grammar mistakes and unbelievable offers. If it’s too good to be true, it probably isn’t!
Couldn't Resist Even Though It's Spam
This isn’t staged.. this isn’t a wrong number. This is a classic scam. I’ve gotten 3 of these so far & they all sound the same. Google it. It always starts with “hey **, This is ** we talked on ** or we met at **, I’m in your area, let’s meet up! KEEP YOUR WITS UP PPL.
This particular one was in the news even, it's a sex trafficking "scam" they will meet up with you but then you never go back home.
Load More Replies...No, she’s a scammer that might be using a fake name and profile picture.
Load More Replies...I had this exact same text scenario happen to me. They claim that the person who they tried to text gave them the wrong number but then do a switcherooo and try to befriend you. It must be some kind of scam.
It is a sex-trafficking scam, they will meet up and then make you not go back home if you know what I mean.
Load More Replies...i'm shocked.. Did she want send pictures from the shower to complete stranger?
Got A Wrong Number Text From A Drug Dealer Today
Beef=unregistered gun. Seeds go in the gun and make it pop pop pop????
Crikey! I also thought it was probably just about drugs, but now that you say that... Are you guessing or have you actually heard of guns being referred to as 'beef'?
Load More Replies...Home baker: the guy is bringing me delicious poppy seeds AND $250? Come over! I can make so many buns and pies, and poppy milk. Drugs are not on my list. Just a poppy seed festival!
Wow. I'd have never thought about human trafficking. Not that I get wrong texts often.
Poppy seeds? In our country we stuff them in sweets for children ;) what drug?
the western world does not understand you can use unprocessed poppy seeds as a flavor for anything from a cake through main course ( plum/cherry balls)to ice cream. all they know is opium which is sad. they dont understand the difference. see how many downvotes we will get just for them not understanding other cultures and dietary habbits
Load More Replies...Kinda Want To Go Fishing Now.
When asked how harmful opening or pressing a link in an unknown text message really is, the cybersecurity expert said that “clicking harmful links can lead to malware being downloaded, which in turn can affect applications on your smartphone and help hackers snoop on you.”
Daniel added: “Other links can ask you to fill in a form with your personal information, which legitimate companies would never ask for. That information (like personal or credit card data or your address) can later be used against you by the cybercriminal.”
It turns out that usually, criminals try to guess numbers randomly, Daniel said and added that “there is not a lot a person can do. However, it is necessary to be cautious when you receive messages to avoid being affected by a smishing attack (SMS phishing),” he concluded.
Should I Tell Him I'm Only 14
she should have sent a pick of her dishes an said they havent been done in 3 weeks
Could He Be Bringing Chili
If you say "I'm bringing chili" to a stranger enough times you automatically form an unbreakable friendship bond.
It's like a more positive version of saying "bloody Mary" in the mirror 3x. I think I'll try it.
Load More Replies...I Was Having A Bad Day, But "Aunt Sue" Here Made Me Smile
Pah, she’s an amateur. She’s no “black teen who texted wrong number gets invited to Thanksgiving for the sixth year in a row” guy
Heh, thought of that guy as well. That's seriously next level though :D
Load More Replies...Wasn't there a story where the wrong number lead to a wedding invitation?
Why Would I Wastehis Time?!
they asked why are you waisting my time, meaning they could be eating pizza at this very moment had you been the correct number, and increasing their waist.
I see why "Linda" didn't give him her number. He's short fused and kind of dumb.
Received The Scariest Wrong Number Text I've Ever Gotten Yesterday Morning
the sudden fear griped him at that moment. who could it be? in the dark receses of his mind, names were thrown, memories revisited. the panic mounts...was it truly a wrong number? or did destiny had new plans for him?...that would be my thoughts had I gotten this 14 years earlier
NGL, I've been expecting a text like that for years. That whole 'could she be my child?' thing never goes away.
Learn how to properly use contraception, and don't just fúck everybody you just met, boom, problem solved. Kids these days... 🙄
Load More Replies...My Name Isn’t Joseph...
A Thousand Ways To Say I'm Not Travis.
English probably isn't their first language... Either that or they're acting that way intentionally.
Load More Replies...I am really getting confused about how people can't understand the concept of a wrong number
last picture...I'm extremely concerned about what that person is wearing on his or her head.
Kind of looks like a balloon or stocking. Might be hitting up Travis to go rob a bank or something nefarious.
Load More Replies...She’s So Dry
Wouldn't bother me! Along with the obvious stuff I lost all sense of shame and 95% of my fuse.
Load More Replies...It's ok, someone in menopause now would have been young in the 80s. We are pretty good at talking about our bodies!
I once had this conversation with my 90 year old grandmother. I was driving her home after a family dinner (where she had been drinking a bit) and she decided to tell me all the things that suck about getting old. I nearly wrecked the car and killed us both when she mentioned her dry private parts. LOL!
Rob
That was some birthday if wifey got on the stage & pole h danced !
Oh Happy Days
I’m So Glad My Boyfriend Told Me To Ask If They Could Talk
Random Lady Wishes ‘Horrible Things’ On My Mom
It's one thing to never admit you could be wrong. But amazing how easy it is for the other girl to let go of a friendship over a "joke". And then I noticed the massive time jump between the last two text. Christine, get help.
My Name Is Linda Now
Dad may be a d**k, but so is the other person. They kept leading that dad on for whatever messed up reason.
I didn't think anyone else's ex acted quite like my father does... (To clarify, when he and my mom split, he sent messages just like that to me, my mother, my grandmother. He's not my ex)
To everyone saying this guy is desperate and it’s heart breaking… are we going to dismiss the part where he thinks he’s talking to his kid and INSTEAD OF TALKING TO HIM… he says, “Please give mom her phone… this is an adult conversation.”
For the guy who starts with a rant about the courts and a threatening “I know where you live” followed by a refusal to believe he has the wrong number and telling them to “shut the f up”…. Interesting perspective. Since he had to get her WRONG number from a friend sounds like a possible attempt to violate a zero contact or restraining order. Just because someone claims to love their children doesn’t mean that they are a healthy part of their lives.
Load More Replies...Jellybean
it's slang, like 'alright you bet' or 'alright sounds good' basically
Load More Replies...*what, You Don't Want To Get To Know The Wrong Number? But I Just Wanna Get To Know You, Babe!*
I am surprised bitch is not censored here considering BP's standards.
Uhh... Happy Holidays?
That creates more questions then answers... If someone's texting his wife, are they likely to admit it?
Plot Twist! The guy wwas sleeping with his wife and just jedi mind tricked him!
A Parent Sent Me This, This Morning. I’m A Little Upset It Was An Accident...i Love Monopoly
Who calls their (I assume) partner "my tomato"? That's... weird, at least in my eyes 😅
I don't feel it is very nice to shame someone for their pet name, they are highly personal and usually based in something significant for both of them.
Load More Replies...I am noticing a lot of "God Bless" in these texts. Where I come from, which happens to be very near the Vatican State, only priests and grandmothers say "God Bless" with this frequency. Honestly, I cannot remember I single time someone told me "God Bless" (or it's Italian equivalent) outside of catechism, church or when I visited monasteries for work. Maybe it's because I am an atheist?
Nah, a lot of American Christians do this much of the time. I wonder if this could be common anywhere else as well?
Load More Replies...I Recieved This Text Earlier Today. I Am Certain It Is A Troll In The Spirit Of Halloween. But I Have No Clue Who It Is From
Why do people feel the urge to re-write what people in these texts wrote already?
Load More Replies...From A Few Months Ago. I Still Don’t Understand The Context
Not too hard to understand the context. They're not welcome to thanksgiving because everyone hates them. They shouldn't have suggested meeting up. "Hated Person" likely said they and their partner would be alone for thanksgiving and the person texting likely took the number off their partners phone to respond something blunt and insulting as their partner chose not to respond.
I Just Said F**k It And Sent Him Random Things
Man all the wrong number texts I've gotten have been super boring
I kinda wish...I ended up sexting with the new owner of my hubby's old phone number--forgot to delete the old number and accidentally tapped it--they are a woman (we know this from other mishaps) and so am I, and we were sexting like each other was a Male...still not clear whether she thought I was a special someone or was totalling fukking with me...! It was super fun at the time and then suddenly super creepy😅🤨
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, the only wrong number texts I get are a bot from CVS thinking I’m some dude named Artemio. Which would be fine if it was a person, I could troll them like these, but it’s a bot who doesn’t understand anything but STOP. Which only works once and then they text me again.
I've gotten texts from Walgreens in the USA telling someone of a different name that I have an appointment for a Covid shot. There is no way to answer it and say "Hey, I live in a different country, maybe check the number more carefully".
Load More Replies...I once got a text that was in a completely different language, I had to Google translate it and it turned out to be Ukrainian I think, they switched to English after the first few texts though. I had to explain the them that it was a wrong number, as they didn’t quite get it at first. They then realized that the person they were trying to text had just 1 number different than mine. They were very polite.
Years ago, in pre-cellphone days, I used to get long, rambling messages on my answering machine around various holidays, from an old lady, thanking me for sending the flowers/fruit basket/whatever. Obviously (given the topic at hand) I didn't have the slightest idea who she was and had not sent her anything. I was always away spending the holiday with my actual family when she called, and she never gave her phone number, so I didn't have a way to tell her it was the wrong number. This went on for at least a couple of years; one time she missed a holiday that I expected to hear from her, and I was worried that something had happened to her. I was relieved when she called again on the next holiday. Of course, she did eventually stop for good, and I never knew whether she had passed away, or just finally found out that she'd been leaving messages for the wrong person all this time.
My wife got asked on a date by a teenaged girl via text last week. My wife sent a courteous reply correcting her and informing her she had the wrong number. I guess she missed the part about my wife being a WOMAN in her 30's, since she texted back thanking her for being a "chill dude" and kept using masculine pronouns to refer to [my wife] in her subsequent texts. She even included a selfie.
I rarely ever get wrong number texts. Might be because I've had the same number for over 11 years. So like it's never "this number must have belonged to someone else".
I had the fun of getting a new phone number when the last person who had it owed A LOT of people money. They didn't want to believe me when I told them they had the wrong number. I ended up getting rid of that number after about a month of getting hassled by creditors.
Oh, that happened to my partner. He got a new phone and kept getting angry calls and texts for "Trevor". Trevor must have led an interesting life, because my partner eventually got rattled enough to request a different number.
Load More Replies...Man all the wrong number texts I've gotten have been super boring
I kinda wish...I ended up sexting with the new owner of my hubby's old phone number--forgot to delete the old number and accidentally tapped it--they are a woman (we know this from other mishaps) and so am I, and we were sexting like each other was a Male...still not clear whether she thought I was a special someone or was totalling fukking with me...! It was super fun at the time and then suddenly super creepy😅🤨
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, the only wrong number texts I get are a bot from CVS thinking I’m some dude named Artemio. Which would be fine if it was a person, I could troll them like these, but it’s a bot who doesn’t understand anything but STOP. Which only works once and then they text me again.
I've gotten texts from Walgreens in the USA telling someone of a different name that I have an appointment for a Covid shot. There is no way to answer it and say "Hey, I live in a different country, maybe check the number more carefully".
Load More Replies...I once got a text that was in a completely different language, I had to Google translate it and it turned out to be Ukrainian I think, they switched to English after the first few texts though. I had to explain the them that it was a wrong number, as they didn’t quite get it at first. They then realized that the person they were trying to text had just 1 number different than mine. They were very polite.
Years ago, in pre-cellphone days, I used to get long, rambling messages on my answering machine around various holidays, from an old lady, thanking me for sending the flowers/fruit basket/whatever. Obviously (given the topic at hand) I didn't have the slightest idea who she was and had not sent her anything. I was always away spending the holiday with my actual family when she called, and she never gave her phone number, so I didn't have a way to tell her it was the wrong number. This went on for at least a couple of years; one time she missed a holiday that I expected to hear from her, and I was worried that something had happened to her. I was relieved when she called again on the next holiday. Of course, she did eventually stop for good, and I never knew whether she had passed away, or just finally found out that she'd been leaving messages for the wrong person all this time.
My wife got asked on a date by a teenaged girl via text last week. My wife sent a courteous reply correcting her and informing her she had the wrong number. I guess she missed the part about my wife being a WOMAN in her 30's, since she texted back thanking her for being a "chill dude" and kept using masculine pronouns to refer to [my wife] in her subsequent texts. She even included a selfie.
I rarely ever get wrong number texts. Might be because I've had the same number for over 11 years. So like it's never "this number must have belonged to someone else".
I had the fun of getting a new phone number when the last person who had it owed A LOT of people money. They didn't want to believe me when I told them they had the wrong number. I ended up getting rid of that number after about a month of getting hassled by creditors.
Oh, that happened to my partner. He got a new phone and kept getting angry calls and texts for "Trevor". Trevor must have led an interesting life, because my partner eventually got rattled enough to request a different number.
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