45 Most Absurd Cases Of Weaponized Incompetence That Women Shared In This Thread

That's just an all out pr'<k.

People like that are not getting better. Either he values a pun more than doing his fair share or he's convinced it's not his 'job' to do anything and this is his way of punishing OP for daring to ask him to 'help out'. In both cases he's not a keeper.

Anyone who ruins food on purpose gets to eat it. While the person who makes the good food gets to eat that.

How long did it take to cook him?

He can eat the burned burger while I go out to eat

One is enough to smack him with

Friend of mines ex wife only had one arm. He said something rude to her cause he was trying to show off in front of his friends and she told him to knock it off or she was gonna punch him in the face. He said "Go ahead and try it", laughing at her. She split his lip and put him on his a*s. He got embarrassed and tried saying she sucker punched him. I slapped him myself after he said that. For 1, she warned your a*s! And second...SHE ONLY HAS ONE ARM! You obviously know which way it's coming from.

He also don't poop because he couldn't deal with the smell.

I changed both my kids regularly when they were little. For me, what I did for them was the same as doing it for myself. I never felt it was gross or icky ... okay. Not true. The older one had a habit during winter, where, when you opened the diaper and the cool air hit, he'd feel compelled to try to pee all over you. My wife and I learned to keep one hand on the diaper to close it quick. If that hits you in the face ... okay, that was gross. But other than that, it was never a problem. Also, I gotta say: cloth diapers were way less trouble than I thought they were going to be, and so much cheaper. We just used disposable when we'd be out somewhere.

How did she decide to have 2 more kids with him after he was a jerk to her with the first one?! My ex wouldn't change diapers either or several other things to help parent... that made the decision for me that I wouldn't have another child with him.

If someone did this to me, I would smack them in the back of the head with a sock full of pennies.

I would. I would ask again and again until it was done better or we divorced.

“I’m the type of person that will purposely not put up with that c**p and divorce you””

Did you know this person before you married him? I mean at all?

So he messed up the marriage in a way that she won't marry him again.

Hmmm… there are a few different methods here. Pull out his chest hairs with an old pair of pliers. Though, I will say, putting piranhas in his bath tub would be more effective. It is more pricey, but I would say it’s worth the investment.

See, if I don't feel like cooking I just text "pizza?" and an hour later no one had to cook or do dishes. What he did was just mean.

Nope, nope, nope. Surely no longer together....

Sounds like about 11 months too long !

Ì grew up in a house where who ever was home was the one who made food, If my mom worked late my dad made food and my mom made food if my dad worked late

Well played.

Hmm, I'd like to know what they were trying to cook in the microwave. If it was something simple like heating up a frozen meal that's a no-brainer. But if it's actually *cooking* something that could be understandable. I wouldn't know how long or what settings I should use to try to cook a steak in a microwave for example.

Heh heh.

We have microwave more or less just for my husband to heat food and popcorn. I prefer stove for everything.

No wonder he's the ex.

We'd break up that night. I would immediately start thinking of how I'm going to make my exit.

I would intentionally drop his phone in the toilet on my way out the door saying “Because I don’t want you to ever call me again”

That’s wilful damage! How can one ruin stuff (even if only clothes) on purpose??

Time for murder

This can't be true