30 Of The Very Worst Ways People Got Dumped, As Shared In This Open And Honest Twitter Thread

Turkey Baster! 🤣🤣 priceless!

I would happily marry you just based on your sense of humor. My gosh, a turkey baster?

I would have sent something to the New wife to warn her

Okay, the ABSOLUTE worst!

What is a turkey baster?

To all the dudes who seriously don't want kids: Get a f*****g vasectomy!

People like this should be charged with child abandonment, it would hopefully stop a lot of unprotected sex.

What a pig.

I hope you took him to the cleaner's.

You're not weird; neither am I. No dating. I prefer not to have a "third child" ever again.

But, long term, a bullet was dodged!

Was dating a guy during the time my father had terminal cancer. One day my mom and I had to rush dad to the hospital and we knew it was the end of the line. This was in the days before cell phones and I called my boyfriend from the hospital pay phone. He answered and I said I'd like to meet for a drink because dad was dying and I really needed someone to talk to. He said "Oh, I'm sorry. This isn't Del, this is his dad. Del's not home." I knew it was him and he had even told me he had done this before with other girls. I said, well, tell him I called. Never heard from him again and dad died the next day.

I had cancer and my second husband told me he didn't want with me anymore on Dec 24th and it hurt bad, I was given a 20% of surviving a surge 2 months later, and I serviced and 2 months after I healed he came back saying he was so sorry, his best friend had killed himself 2 years before we were together and he didn't want to go through losing me too, I stayed with him for about 5 months then broke up with him for good on my terms

My sister's dear husband left her with 3 small children. He did this while she was in the hospital after being hit as a pedestrian by a drunk driver and her life was in the balance. She lost her leg and had over 20 surgeries. He was a nurse but couldn't handle it. Lovely human, really.

I hope your ex winds up with the man she deserves.

My mom telling me a psychic told her one of her kids would be in an accident with a white car. "Mom, you have 5 kids and white is one of the most popular car colors." This was 5 years after I wrecked a white car.

thats what we call an own goal

Well, you are now the ex but if he gets back with you she is the ex. Sounds like the psychic cursed him with a life of indecision and isolation.

You deserved it for gifting him a session with a psychic.

Can you sue psychic for alienation of affection?

This dude woke up with a job, a car, and a gf. I hope he rebuilt and got some upgrades.

Nothing good happens on the 101.

Sounds like a really bad country western song!

Places really call people to fire them? That's jacked. Also, the gf sucks.

Was drinking involved?

There are mama's boys, and then there are these disasters. That's a red flag the size of Russia.

Reply with everything HE did wrong, starting with this.

This one is wrong on so many levels

As a teacher, I often got cc'd with emails concerning divorces among my students' parents. 0% relevant to me, and 100% looney.

My ex's mother sent me a hand-written letter when he moved abroad for a job. I had been living with his family for a few months, for college, and obviously I wasn't going to stay with them without my boyfriend being present. His mother dearest asked me to move out, as soon as I could, because our relationship had no future anyway, and I'd been taking advantage of her son's good heart. Well, I wasn't the one taking advantage of that, she was. The whole family relied on his income because he had two younger brothers, a lazy a*s mother and a drunken step-father... I also paid some money to live there because temporarily it was cheaper than a dorm. I received her letter one month before the next semester started, barely got accepted into the dorm, the deadline was almost up, and had to move all my stuff from their house onto campus. We tried to make the relationship work for a while but he had a good job abroad and deserved a chance to get the hell away from his toxic family.

Could have ended up as a comedy where he changed his mind and had to break into your house to get the letter before you read it only to have some karmic justice occur.