35 Products That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe Someone Came Up With Them

Nope. It's balls.

I want it!

How is that a bad product Oreo squared

I kinda see this as a good stress reliever

To be honest, I love it.

I have seen it, its actualy amazing becase it hugely desexualite woman wearing it, so they arent fpcus of some random boner

Ok but I kinda want this lol

Kentucky Fried Fantasy.

How do you tell if you're clean?

Why don't we just call it what it is: the nipple stylus.

Plot twist, it's not chocolate!

Sponsored by "Gone-With-The-Wind" Funeral Home.

Maybe the follow-up is Melanie's Funeral and then Melanie's Wake to complete the trilogy. Not many twists, I'll be honest. Unless there's a crossover into George's Marvellous Medicine.

Fat lot of good when poor Melanie is blind and deaf because you’re not a fan of getting you’re kids jabbed. Like a friend of mine who was born deaf and with kidney problems because her mum caught measles whilst pregnant from you’re unvaccinated brat. Sadly she died a few years ago from cancer.

Measles ruined my eyesight. I'm the only one in my family to wear glasses, & worked with a girl who went deaf because of measles. No, just no.

From the same author: Pop! goes the weasel and 50 other fun microwave games.

Oh damned, I just ... I think that, and it's quite a thing that I say that, that society has accepted way too much of the disease-fans' shid way too long. Antivaxers are stupid, and the prime example of where the state and law enforcement, in order to protect those who cannot be vaccinated, should intervene. Please, people, don't let those making a fortune from telling you lies get away with it. Never was there any therapy that was better than not getting sick in the first place, and each and every vaccination available today is safe! Don't support people who support germs! Don't spend money on their propaganda! Fück them!

Maybe a companion book entitled, "Melanie's Parents Are Idiots."

Please dear Lord, don't let this particular Stephanie reproduce.

What about, "Cathy Gets Corona" ?

My parents encouraged us to mingle with other kids when they were sick. Told us it builds immunity. I didn't do that with my kids.

So I obviously HAD to Google this (going to Google 'Wings of Desire' too) and the first thing that jumped out at me was 'self published'. And it goes without saying that the author was an anti-vaxxer before being an anti-vaxxer was hip.

My father, born in 1944, contracted Rubella when he was small, and it stunted his growth a bit, and ruined his teeth. Me, born in 66, missed half of kindergarten due to chicken pox, and the last month of 6th grade due to measles. I contracted them the same week they were inoculating my class for measles. High fevers, hallucinations, couldn't eat due to the measles in my mouth, yah it was really flicking marvelous. I had mumps too, not at the same time thankfully. Anyone who thinks these diseases are no big deal, or who infects their child on purpose to get it "out of the way", is a very misinformed and potentially lethal parent. And not just to their own child.

And the sequel Melanie Finds Out Her Samoan Own Friend Died of Measles. So Did All Her Friends.

This should be illegal

Yet they're banning books with positive views of the LGBTQ+ cmmunity!

Maybe one of the rare times it should be ok to shoot the Messenger.. with a vaccine .. of course.

Covid Party is the sequel

This is horrifying. This kind of shït needs to be included in the “not protected speech” category.

Wait we had a governor that believed in this garbage. He bragged about throwing chicken pox parties for his adopted kids. No thought that he aimed the gun that is shingles at his kids. Spoiler alert... 33% chance of getting it and chicken pox is the only way to get it. It's not just unsightly, it's super painful. I've known a few people to have it and a couple said they wanted to die it was so bad and they wouldn't wish it on their worst enemy.