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If you hate wasting time walking around the mall, online shopping might be right up your alley. It’s fast, it’s efficient, and it has become almost like a lifeline during quarantine. When you have something specific in mind, you often turn to the retail giant Amazon, a go-to site for virtually everything. Yet, once you scroll past the items you need, things take a bizarre turn.

The Worst Things For Sale (TWTFS) is a Twitter account dedicated to the most horrible objects on the web. After all, there’s plenty to choose from. The creator, Drew Fairweather, combs the site and handpicks "one terrible item every day" to make his followers a little baffled and a lot amused.

So if you’re looking for a terrible gift guide, you’ve come to the right place because we have selected some of the weirdest things the account had to offer. Continue scrolling, upvote the ones you enjoyed most, and tell us what you think about them in the comments!

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    Rickie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that a bad product Oreo squared

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    When people say that all things should have a function and a purpose, they've probably never stumbled upon an enormous USB-compatible Enter Key or a fried chicken phone case. The internet is chock full of items so extreme that they seem unreal. Yet, all it takes is one look at Amazon to recognize that it’s a true treasure trove of weird, strange, and peculiar objects. 

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    We reached out to Drew Fairweather, the founder of the account, to learn more about his project and the inspiration behind it. The artist not only writes The Worst Things For Sale blog but is also the author of the daily comics Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To The Sea

    Fairweather started TWTFS about ten years ago when he was simply looking through Amazon. He noticed that there were many weird and hilarious items "always peeking out from under what I was actually trying to find," he told Bored Panda. Ever since then, the author has faithfully documented the oddest and most pointless objects found online. "Once you realize the breadth of bizarre things available there, you can't un-see them!" 

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    Kensi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda see this as a good stress reliever

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    Invisible Potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen it, its actualy amazing becase it hugely desexualite woman wearing it, so they arent fpcus of some random boner

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    When it comes to the Twitter account, it now has more than 11.6K followers. This shows just how many people are drawn in by a desire to discuss and figure out why on earth such things exist in the first place. Also, why some people actually buy them. Well, as they say, one person’s trash is another’s treasure.

    "Since buying items is the main creative outlet of most people—most Americans, at least—people enjoy seeing unusual items for sale," he said. Statista reports that Amazon was responsible for 50 percent of US e-commerce spending in 2021. One of the company’s key tools to increase that spending is Amazon Prime, a membership that gives you free and fast shipping, plus extra privileges like streaming music and video. 

    In 2018, as many as 62 percent of their customers in the US were Prime members. According to Statista, they are highly engaged shoppers who spend a lot of money—more than double the amount of non-Prime members per year—and are relevant to Amazon’s success. 

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't we just call it what it is: the nipple stylus.

    GoddessOfChaos
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only rational explanation I can think of is it might be made to be used with gloves on?

    Slick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or those with super long dagger nails extensions.

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    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is good for people with big fingers.

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm I might actually buy one. My finger is often too big to hit the teeny tiny buttons on my smartphone screen

    Huddo's sister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the problem of being sensitive to touch and using a touch screen often irritates my finger, so this might be good.

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    Panda Kicki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually smart. A lot of old people has to dry fingertips to use them on screens. Sometimes I have the same issue.

    Gabby M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My finger tips are always cold. I could go much faster with something like this.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate those tiny keyboards on phones (and even my mum uses a pen with a silicone top to type), so I would buy this.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother too, she might like to have one of these because my dad is always losing the stylus

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly i get this one. Some people don't like touching the screen but using their fingers is easiest so that's what they do.

    Kyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, with parkison’s, it would help hit the keys with more confidence

    Pezor Zass
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this. It isn't for most people, maybe, but there are definitely some who would benefit from it; me for one, with my big, clumsy fingers. I'm always pressing things i don't mean to.

    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ????? What does it replace? The finger? So I need to wear this on my finger so it can do what my finger does?

    Kyle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes you do with disease like MS.

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    Rissie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, well... When my hands a cold, capacitive touchscreens don't always work very well. And maybe over a glove?

    Ali H M Salehuddin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something that I might use - reduces irritation on my fingertip. Though a regular pen-like stylus is more convenient.

    Doz Doziers Doe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're monitoring your blood sugar a lot so your finger tips get all kinds of pokes, this helps with pain and not touching the cuts all kinds 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Zoe Vokes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like if it was a fingertip hat, with the stylus on top then it’d be easier to use.

    Blackheart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people, like myself, have issues with touch screen technology. Something about our body chemistry. That and wrist watches. Can't wear those either because they stop.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it vibrate? Asking for a friend. Haha

    Veronica Connelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for if you're wearing gloves and want precision

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this is like people who used a pencil to rotary dial. No nipples needed!

    zims
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have chubby fingers

    Heather Menard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this a lot of times touch screens don't work for me

    Gabrinator
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waiting for this since the touch screen was invented.

    Mini Muppet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hands are dry and fingertips have slight calluses so typing is a bit harder. Would buy one.

    Ezigma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really see anything wrong with this lol.

    Sylvie Torok-Nagy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No...I'd think it would-be sold as an x-rated toy

    Eucritta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hands are so dry & cold most of the time, touchpads won't work for me. These days I use a stylus, which has much the same tip as this nub.

    Jackie Nettleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be handy for people who have really big hands/fingers

    NatureBoy6284
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a bad idea, the entire point of a stylus is to prevent the oil from your fingers from getting on the sreen.

    Jovita A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, being honest, sometimes my finger feels uncomfortable (like that feeling when the surface of your fingertip touches the surface of the screen) from constantly touching the screen. I guess the creator of this had the same issue...

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it have haptic feedback vibration? Could be used elsewhere if it did....

    Atchaco-Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for people with prosthetic hands.

    David Gripon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wife bought one, but she doesn't use it on the touch screen.

    John Ewin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about using your actual finger and not waste money on this c**p

    Barbie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But my finger ALREADY operates my touch screen soo...

    Bendyplayz360
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes, an unnecessary but also completely necessary step

    Bendyplayz360
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, an unnecessary but also completely necessary step

    Mandy Bailey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a… never mind.

    Livonteusday83
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm.... Your finger will operate your phone's touch screen.... Just saying

    Nita
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could use one of these

    Its Ming Ling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so...... But we already..... F*k it do you 😖🤣

    Triv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the stylus were actually over the tip of the finger, then that would be very useful. My fingers are pretty fat, but I sometimes have better dexterity with them than I do with stylus, so that would make some things easier. Plus you could cut out a small hole in the tip of a glove so that when you do need to use your device that will help.

    LSR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The G Spot stimulator!

    Vincent Walsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple elegant, and unbelievably USELESS

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, digging around in your pockets/purse for this is easier than just using your finger???

    Diana Hanks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have big Barney Rubble hands and arthritis, it could work.

    MAKtheknife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh Huh, you call it what you want.

    Dakota Ball
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually probably a really good idea for people with really big hands who need more precision

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so certain this type of finger nipple will work.

    Chris Sprucefield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....if one could operate a touch screen with the finger... oh, wait...

    Eric Forster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this very moment, I had to censor myself.

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't your finger do the same thing?

    Hayden Higa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isnt that what your finger does?

    Sean Simpson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be useful for me, I have calluses on my fingers where they contact the screen and sometimes my phone won’t register my touches.

    m 149
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um I don't have this but I have a phone I'm typing

    Sock Knitter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also for amputees whose fingers won't activate a touch screen....

    Ugh_What_Now
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the fat fingered and fingerprint freaks. Useful.

    Carey Cakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who is diabetic and they have trouble using a touch screen. Something like this could be really helpful.

    E H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have big hands that don't like the tiny keyboard. This might be useful... (but I still wouldn't use it because it's a finger nipple.)

    Julia Naumowicz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wish I had something like this..

    Melissa Morse Tolentino-Potter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what in the hell is the point of this really, the whole point of touch screen is that you only need your finger

    TiffInTheUSA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a mini "self massager"

    Lola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And something you will lose in 0.5 seconds.

    Paul Macdonell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it fits my thumbs.....texting magic !

    Michael Sanders
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you lick the end of it and rub it back and forth you are half way there.

    Melanie Margaret
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot text with my fingers. This would definitely help.

    Londo Cotto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon to be featured in a porno no doubt . . . .

    Moiya Hackett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wait... you could just use your finger 🤦‍♀️

    Tyranamar Seuss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my friend had chemo her fingers were too dry for touch screens to work. She could've used something like this.

    Raimei Ai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for long nails or gloves I guess

    Jace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For slim gloves maybe. It seems too slim for people with huge fingers. It also seems badly positioned.

    Jj321
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have raynauds and a horrible scar on my finger tip, I could use this.

    Yoga Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that is why I always carry a pen with such a tip in my handbag. As soon as my fingers are starting to turn numb no touchscreen will work...

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    Jo Choto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine for some people who have really long nails, this might help. Might also help people who have hand differences or motor control disabilities.

    Spacey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, does it vibrate ??

    David Wong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For someone who don't want to leave fingerprints

    Emorie M.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually would be okay if you had long ass nails

    Shara Kranz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta make it easier for those fingers...

    jammer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there were a way to operate a touch screen without one…

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be great for men with large hands.

    Rench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if you have fat fingers or really long fingernails....

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would also be useful for drawing apps where you have to use a stylus and a finger won't work. But also gloves. That's a really good point.

    LH25
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has issues with her hands from a spinal cord injury. She would love this

    Box Knight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... If only there was something that the phone screen was made to operate by....

    iffypedia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesnt a finger do this normally?

    Matthew O'Steen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    excuse me, we can already touch with our fingers in the first place, why this?

    Boris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly something designed for fat people. Looking at you Americans.

    Lexi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but you can already use your finger for the touchscreen.... why??

    Brian Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the epitome of outsourcing your self.

    Jody Penner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Operate your touch screen." ;)

    Barry Mckokiner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the low price of $10.99 you can have your very own. 😲😣

    Dirk Daring
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need Khaby Lame on this one.

    October
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    Finger clit?

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    Fairweather also writes about items "that seem normal—branded waffle irons, pink screwdrivers—that have a strange or sinister subtext hidden beneath the sales pitch." When it comes to some of the most bizarre things he has ever come across, it has to be the "BabySaver, a box where you store your child's baby teeth after they fall out." 

    "The box has holes for each tooth, so you can reassemble your child's teeth into a jaw-shaped curio," he explained. "If that's not enough, it has a slot in the middle for your child's umbilical cord." 

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sponsored by "Gone-With-The-Wind" Funeral Home.

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the follow-up is Melanie's Funeral and then Melanie's Wake to complete the trilogy. Not many twists, I'll be honest. Unless there's a crossover into George's Marvellous Medicine.

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    When it comes to finding such items floating around Amazon, he revealed that most of them he has dug up on his own, though his followers also help with suggestions. "I tend to stay away from novelty items, which are those intentionally created to be 'wacky,' since there's nothing unusual or sinister about these." 

    "I'd rather write about something like Extylus, which is a stylus for your smartphone that you strap to your finger, so you can use your finger to control your smartphone."

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    October
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original allready was mostly for and about boys

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    Chris Lehr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually quite funny… I think even Jesus would laugh at this.

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    "As with any items manufactured and sold, these were all created with the purpose of making money! A lot of these companies, I'd imagine, start with someone having an idea they hope will be popular, a niche product that will become the next Beanie Baby or Scrub Daddy," he told us. "They're then put through the wringer of marketing to become one of the abominations I write about, like Bumper Dumper, the toilet you attach to the trailer hitch of your truck."

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Game of Bones. (1 sword and two shields included)

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasps* Just what I've always wanted!

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family destroyed capitalism and the only thing they brought back was this tee shirt.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Murican's be thee luckies't 1s of all alright!

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    The artist revealed that his ultimate goal is to make people think about what they’re buying and why. "These products are mostly made of plastic, manufactured by underpaid factory workers, sold at a premium to people who don't need them," he explained. 

    "They're a colossal waste of energy and material resources, and it engenders suffering from the human cost of manual labor, the occupational health hazards experienced by the workers, and the ecological damage done by extracting these limited resources from the Earth." 

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And buy this thing while you're at it (moments not included).

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't last two garbage days.

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    Call Me Mars
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but I NEED this! I have autism and HATE when food touches, and I would buy this is an INSTANT!

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    Fairweather continued: "The very richest people accumulate wealth and use their power to strip the rest of us of health and happiness, then sell it back to us, one plastic piece at a time. We don't need any of these things! It's all a symptom of a society which has prioritized the accumulation of the wealthy over all other aspects."

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it stores the pee or it just flows out on the other side, and you use it more like a watering can.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something? Why is everyone so grossed out? Pre covid testers for moisturizes were common, and that's essentially what Vaseline is, isn't it?

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    Susie Elle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you need tweezers to find a boner ...

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    So while these awful objects catch our attention and allow us to let out some genuine laughs, they also show a much deeper problem. Remember that each time we consume a product, we support certain businesses and their values. So next time you want to buy a funny-looking thing online, think long and hard whether it's actually worth it.

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    OctoPaige
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least make it sticky notes so it doesn't get erased by your sleeve. Amateurs

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can even store the umbilical cord and the lanugo in it. Every proud parent should have one.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how much american flag apparel there is. I'm sure that there's something written that the flag is not supposed to be worn

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    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its to prepare your cat for a baby in the house so it doesn't eat your child

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you can't just use your hands to shape hamburger into any shape you want.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could think of a few people who could use this.

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pictured attending a Bark Mitzvah.

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    Chancey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I want to touch this?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but don't complain that your floor is dirty, then.

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    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the niche market of people who want to date characters from early Simpsons video games

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Don't tell me what to do, and don't tell me what to say, if I eat cheese from a gun, don't tell me how to behave! 🎶

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it offending that they assume that only dogs want to video chat. Cats also want to video chat with their slaves at times.

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    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see this being useful for people with certain mobility issues.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll have a CaEsAr (Calcium, Einsteinium, Argon)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the people who give their cats vegan food.

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, for those who don't have the finger stylus.

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    kristina law
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taken my arms! Taken my legs! Taken my soul! Left me with life in hell! One of the best songs ever written!

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In today's episodes of "Products that should have died off in 2009"...

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    Mimi La Souris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if there are fools to buy, there are fools to sell

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    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad also has a questionable mustache

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being poor does not authorise you to go to walmart in shitstained underpants.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means Billy Bass can listen in on your conversations now....

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should written "legit" below so we'd know for sure it's authentic

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real men also don't need t-shirts telling them how to be a real man.

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    Jihana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the guy who directed the movie The Holy Mountain? Fellow pandas, if you never heard of that movie go and watch the trailer, it's WILD! I don't think I ever recovered from that....um...experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmR0vi0ifzE

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    Sareaesque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone is unfamiliar with the Chuck Tingle experience

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    DaVo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Added bonus: you can tell your family to cut the crap without being mean.

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    Daniel Mattock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought these. They’re too expensive but quite nice

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    Yettichild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a squeeze trap. For keeping an animal still while giving injections.

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    DaVo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this exact one. It's amazing, lying down in your hammock and just watching it mow your lawn.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who need them, won't buy them.

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    JJ
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I even use a Blackberry in 2022 ... as in this very moment ... yes, with a real keyboard ... 🤭

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add an asterisk below in yellow quoting *"All my clients told me so!"

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to Freedom of Choice, people can decide not to buy it.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were mostly for 2000 and 2001, I don't see the point in dragging it out. We were excited the year finally had multiple zeroes in it was all

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    Peej Maybe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being a kid excitedly opening this present from one of your grandparents and finding out it's a calculator.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, doesn't work when they are not magnetized under an oak tree during the Northern Summer Solstice by a certified druid.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will definitely win the corporate-ugly-sweater-contest every year thanks to that.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at her, she's been sat there for 10 years and she still can't levitate.

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does bootleg Bart have a tail?

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure the spinny thing would throw pee back onto whoever peed on it.

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    YoyoSthlm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Swedish 'Jan' is actually a male name

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    OctoPaige
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted something just like this last night! (And I was out of bread.)

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Le'ts get down to businness to defeat the Huns... Great, now I will have this song rstuck in my mind for hours!

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    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still fascinates me that people will use all the products of science - you know, space ships, aircraft, nuclear power stations, cars, GPS, cellphones, computers, etc - but when it comes to medicine and how the body works they are like, no, screw science, Im going to go with some theory from like 5000 years ago.

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    iffypedia
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that penguin be looking badass though

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who have suffered traumatic brain injury would probably find this highly amusing. Not everyone is as easily offended as some people think they should be.

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    Madison Feehan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until you accidentally turn off the emergency brake.

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff like this gives gamers a bad name.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hint to the "Now this is what I call [ Rock, Rap, Country, the 70's, the 80's] collections to sell people the same songs they already have on other "Now this is what I call....." albums.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who need to die : whoever created that horrific 3Ds illustriation.

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, i'm not saying anything particular, but "Elder Knight" sounds a bit like "Grand Wizard".

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a card game where you have to win despite the fact that the rules are changed every 10 seconds, no card is what it appears to be and you're allowed to keep cards up your sleeve.

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    Heather Vandegrift
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that in America, pot is still illegal in a majority of states, but alcohol (which is SIGNIFICANTLY worse for both the person using it and society) is so widely accepted that there's a market (however stupid) for things like this?!? I've never been afraid that I was going to get hurt by a stoned person, but drunk people are unpredictable and scary!

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sports guard, it would be covered by your gear, what is the issue with it?

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    Amy Pattie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an aid for people with poor motor controls, not a dumb product

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