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If you hate wasting time walking around the mall, online shopping might be right up your alley. It’s fast, it’s efficient, and it has become almost like a lifeline during quarantine. When you have something specific in mind, you often turn to the retail giant Amazon, a go-to site for virtually everything. Yet, once you scroll past the items you need, things take a bizarre turn.

The Worst Things For Sale (TWTFS) is a Twitter account dedicated to the most horrible objects on the web. After all, there’s plenty to choose from. The creator, Drew Fairweather, combs the site and handpicks "one terrible item every day" to make his followers a little baffled and a lot amused.

So if you’re looking for a terrible gift guide, you’ve come to the right place because we have selected some of the weirdest things the account had to offer. Continue scrolling, upvote the ones you enjoyed most, and tell us what you think about them in the comments!

When people say that all things should have a function and a purpose, they've probably never stumbled upon an enormous USB-compatible Enter Key or a fried chicken phone case. The internet is chock full of items so extreme that they seem unreal. Yet, all it takes is one look at Amazon to recognize that it’s a true treasure trove of weird, strange, and peculiar objects. 

We reached out to Drew Fairweather, the founder of the account, to learn more about his project and the inspiration behind it. The artist not only writes The Worst Things For Sale blog but is also the author of the daily comics Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To The Sea

Fairweather started TWTFS about ten years ago when he was simply looking through Amazon. He noticed that there were many weird and hilarious items "always peeking out from under what I was actually trying to find," he told Bored Panda. Ever since then, the author has faithfully documented the oddest and most pointless objects found online. "Once you realize the breadth of bizarre things available there, you can't un-see them!" 

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen it, its actualy amazing becase it hugely desexualite woman wearing it, so they arent fpcus of some random boner

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When it comes to the Twitter account, it now has more than 11.6K followers. This shows just how many people are drawn in by a desire to discuss and figure out why on earth such things exist in the first place. Also, why some people actually buy them. Well, as they say, one person’s trash is another’s treasure.

"Since buying items is the main creative outlet of most people—most Americans, at least—people enjoy seeing unusual items for sale," he said. Statista reports that Amazon was responsible for 50 percent of US e-commerce spending in 2021. One of the company’s key tools to increase that spending is Amazon Prime, a membership that gives you free and fast shipping, plus extra privileges like streaming music and video. 

In 2018, as many as 62 percent of their customers in the US were Prime members. According to Statista, they are highly engaged shoppers who spend a lot of money—more than double the amount of non-Prime members per year—and are relevant to Amazon’s success. 

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Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The DIY industry needs to catch up. Whenever I look for female-friendly stuff it's always pink. Why can't they make things that are lighter, smaller and look a bit nicer as well as do the job?

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SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right? I once went to the hardware store to buy a rubber mallet. When asking a male employee for help, I prefaced my request with, “if you take me to a pink one, I might have to beat you with it”.

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Jenna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anything made specifically "for girls" is a joke (spoken by a woman here).

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Layla Corman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does pulling the trigger spin the bit? If yes, this is amazing! If not, then this is the most bulky and ridiculous thing ever!

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Allison B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean I love pink and the bright colors are easier to find if I misplace it so it works for me!

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Mary Hiers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have heard of men buying pink tools on the theory that they won't get stolen. Don't know if that is true or not.

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Sasha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wut? Its a gun... Screwdriver... Its hot pink... What? Imagine them coming out with a make your own jewelry kit, but all the little stars and hearts are like camo and stuff lol

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Dani Alexander
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how they made it pink and then labelled it “for girls” smh

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DatLazyPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why isn’t any other gun screwdriver for girls? What’s the difference?? Huh?? This is wildly sexist.

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GPZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So long as they do an equivalent one in blue for boys

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of these days, parents will figure out "girls" toys are more expensive (and misogynistic) than "boys" toys.

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Myriam Ickx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gun culture is everywhere - along with the pink dictatorship for girls.

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Lori
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suppose that real guns that are pink, have the element of surprise.

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Ivan Petrov
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, just no. The grip is awful, it we're talking manual screwdriver - the line of the bit doesn't line up with your hand, it will be hard to put pressure on it. If it's powered - maybe.

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Jeremy Parsons
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I LOATHE how colors are assigned genders...up until the 1920s pink was a masculine color as were all reds and blue was more "feminine " who cares though...except fragile straight men with secrets perhaps

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like it because I know that’s the one tool that my husband won’t take from the house to put in the shop. He would not be interested in stealing that one at all. HAHA

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Robbie D.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last I checked, hand tools were not gender specific. My wife and daughters don't really seem to mind using the same tools I do. Sorry, but painting cheap ass tools pink and then marking up the price is absurd. A screwdriver is a screwdriver.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe I'd actually do some home repairs (don't let your kid find this)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there a ratchet that turns when you pull the trigger? If so then I'll take two, please.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the color is not the problem... that shape looks very useless for a screwdriver

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, as long as you're white, you'll be safe owning this.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When it's pink I know how to use it, but when it's blue, I completely forget! Dooiiiiii!

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Lori Bonfiglio
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But why is everything made for women pink? I wouldn't buy it just because it's pink. 🤢

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Max Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For the last time. No color is a, "boys color", or a "girls color." Wear whatever you want

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Michał Osiecki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a revolver lookalike design of small electric screwdriver from bosch and it is awesome cause the cylinder has various bits so they are all inside and you just turn to have what you want

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Keisha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be almost impossible to lose just never take it outside of your home. Don't want someone shooting you thinking it's a gun

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Remi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband would be all over this. We friggin have a torque (in pink) and all the necessary heads for it. This doesn't exist, we don't need it for anything and it's not secretly awesome.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it for GIRLS because its pink? Because I prefer black and chrome.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we just make them all pink??? It looks way cooler that way

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d break stuff just to fix it with this bad boy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more surprised that they make gun screwdrivers than that it's a pink one.

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Palo Sulek
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

kind of cute toy. Not a tool - for anyone. Girls are often more skilled in tools usage than boys. ok, some tools are designed for smaller hands but certainly not of smaller quality

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Police will see the gun shape and think it's a gun. Truly a bad idea.

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Brad Mitchell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sexist. I do say alot of sexist things to anoy my good lawyer because he majored in women's rights. So.. if chicks wanna use this and think they're remotely capable of wielding the complex basic hand tools proper tradesman do, I'd just offer that as proof you should just stay in the kitchen and stop making construction projects sexy and unproductive.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Why is it for girls specifically? -Because it won't work in a male's hands. -Really? -No, it is just pink."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's definitely marketed towards females. Yet it is not specifically just for women only. Anyone who likes pink can buy it, if they choose so. I definitely think things should not be sold just for a certain group of people. People need to be more inclusive with products and marketing. When it comes to all colors and things. As I said before, anyone can buy it or like it. I'd like to think that it is not anyones intention to exclude men from it. That's exactly why they should be more open about saying their products are for all people and not just women only. Same thing with certain things that are considered men's. Nothing should be considered only for a certain person. There are things we all need as human beings and every person can like or dislike anything.

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Fairweather also writes about items "that seem normal—branded waffle irons, pink screwdrivers—that have a strange or sinister subtext hidden beneath the sales pitch." When it comes to some of the most bizarre things he has ever come across, it has to be the "BabySaver, a box where you store your child's baby teeth after they fall out." 

"The box has holes for each tooth, so you can reassemble your child's teeth into a jaw-shaped curio," he explained. "If that's not enough, it has a slot in the middle for your child's umbilical cord." 

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the follow-up is Melanie's Funeral and then Melanie's Wake to complete the trilogy. Not many twists, I'll be honest. Unless there's a crossover into George's Marvellous Medicine.

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When it comes to finding such items floating around Amazon, he revealed that most of them he has dug up on his own, though his followers also help with suggestions. "I tend to stay away from novelty items, which are those intentionally created to be 'wacky,' since there's nothing unusual or sinister about these." 

"I'd rather write about something like Extylus, which is a stylus for your smartphone that you strap to your finger, so you can use your finger to control your smartphone."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s actually quite funny… I think even Jesus would laugh at this.

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"As with any items manufactured and sold, these were all created with the purpose of making money! A lot of these companies, I'd imagine, start with someone having an idea they hope will be popular, a niche product that will become the next Beanie Baby or Scrub Daddy," he told us. "They're then put through the wringer of marketing to become one of the abominations I write about, like Bumper Dumper, the toilet you attach to the trailer hitch of your truck."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My family destroyed capitalism and the only thing they brought back was this tee shirt.

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The artist revealed that his ultimate goal is to make people think about what they’re buying and why. "These products are mostly made of plastic, manufactured by underpaid factory workers, sold at a premium to people who don't need them," he explained. 

"They're a colossal waste of energy and material resources, and it engenders suffering from the human cost of manual labor, the occupational health hazards experienced by the workers, and the ecological damage done by extracting these limited resources from the Earth." 

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok but I NEED this! I have autism and HATE when food touches, and I would buy this is an INSTANT!

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Fairweather continued: "The very richest people accumulate wealth and use their power to strip the rest of us of health and happiness, then sell it back to us, one plastic piece at a time. We don't need any of these things! It's all a symptom of a society which has prioritized the accumulation of the wealthy over all other aspects."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if it stores the pee or it just flows out on the other side, and you use it more like a watering can.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I missing something? Why is everyone so grossed out? Pre covid testers for moisturizes were common, and that's essentially what Vaseline is, isn't it?

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So while these awful objects catch our attention and allow us to let out some genuine laughs, they also show a much deeper problem. Remember that each time we consume a product, we support certain businesses and their values. So next time you want to buy a funny-looking thing online, think long and hard whether it's actually worth it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least make it sticky notes so it doesn't get erased by your sleeve. Amateurs

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can even store the umbilical cord and the lanugo in it. Every proud parent should have one.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing how much american flag apparel there is. I'm sure that there's something written that the flag is not supposed to be worn

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think its to prepare your cat for a baby in the house so it doesn't eat your child

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you can't just use your hands to shape hamburger into any shape you want.

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